Chapter Ninety-Two: Sketches Powerful
After the witty remark of the little maid on the stage was finished, all the literati in the audience knew what this couplet was all about, not only literally, but also mediocre and exquisite, although it was simpler than a poem, but people who were not deeply educated really couldn't play it.
In the royal private room on the third floor, Li Yuan listened to the rules of the couplet following the rhythm of the bamboo board, and after squinting at the font on the door frame, he turned his head and said to Li Shimin, "Erlang is quite literate, but can he make the couplet on the door frame?" ”
Li Shimin pondered for a moment, but shook his head and signaled that he couldn't do it, but Li Chengqian, who had watched the rehearsal, knew it, turned around from Li Yuan's arms, covered Li Yuan's ears with his hands, and whispered the answer he heard in his ear.
"Hahaha, my grandson is smart, and there are many victories."
After listening to it, Li Yuan felt that this couplet was really exquisite, and laughed.
Li Shimin looked at Li Chengqian in surprise, he couldn't get up to him for a while, how could this kid be smarter than himself.
"Well, father, I've seen the rehearsal, it's a rehearsal." Li Chengqian was glared at by Li Shimin and explained embarrassedly.
"I see, what happened next?" Li Shimin asked casually.
"Of course my cousin won, and the next show will be exciting!" Li Chengqian didn't say the answer, but told Li Shimin's attention to look at the stage more intently.
The same situation has appeared in other boxes and countertops, but this is the first time that this couplet has appeared, and no one has yet been able to answer it.
Sure enough, as Li Chengqian said, the eldest grandson on the stage pretended to mean for a moment, and suddenly made a sudden realization.
"There it is."
When the maid heard this, she asked, "The son can say the next link, and if it can be right, the slave and maid will let the son in." ”
The eldest grandson Chong hugged his fist at the maid and said, "Listen, girl, what Xiaosheng is right is: the ground is to make the pipa river and make the strings, which one dares to play?" ”
"Good ······"
The whole restaurant sounded a shocking applause, and in the private room of the eldest grandson's house on the third floor, the eldest grandson Wuji struck each other with both palms and shouted loudly, this is a matter of giving face to the eldest grandson's parents.
Then, the maid really opened the door and let the eldest grandson rush in, and the cowering Cheng Chumo and Wei Chi Baolin also wanted to follow the eldest grandson to rush in, but they were stopped by the maid reaching out and pointing to the couplet on the door frame, which means that if you can't come out, you can't go in.
"Uh, girl, this couplet has already been matched by the boy just now, and I will give the same answer, won't I still be able to enter?" Cheng Chu grabbed his scalp in confusion and said.
The maid said, "There is more than one answer to this couplet, in short, the meaning of my young lady is that you can only go in if you come out, and the answer cannot be repeated." ”
Cheng Chumo and Yu Chi Baolin scratched their ears and scratched their cheeks for a long time and couldn't think of a way, then Cheng Chumo said, "Brother Yu Chi, let's use your superpowers!" ”
"Well, that's all there is to it."
After that, Yu Chi Baolin shouted loudly to the audience, "My son has a reward of ten times, buy a pair of lower links of this couplet, can anyone be right?" ”
Then, the whole hall fell silent.
"I offer a reward of 100 pieces to buy a pair of the lower couplets of this couplet, can anyone get the right one?"
Then, there were a lot of people in the hall, but there was still no one to come out, and then, before Yu Chi Baolin could shout again, Lawyer Pei, who had made up his makeup, appeared, also wearing a scholar's robe and a paper folding fan, and walked to the center of the stage and said, "What's so difficult about this couplet, I am the king of Hebei to the king, and it is easy to do it." ”
When Yu Chi Baolin heard this, he ran over and grabbed Lawyer Pei's arm, pulled him to the door frame and said, "If you can get it right, I will be with you for a hundred times, uh, no, if the young lady in the back has such a problem again, you will help me solve it, and I will work with you for a thousand times." ”
Having money is really a superpower, and Lawyer Pei looked surprised when he heard this, and said, "Childe, look at Xiaosheng." ”
With that, he stood by the door frame, looked at the couplet, and smiled confidently, and everyone knew that he had it.
"Childe, listen up: the earth is the key to the giant lock peak, and that generation can open it?"
"Good ······"
This applause was no less than when Changsun Chong came out just now, because the literati all know that there are only so many answers, and the person who comes out with one answer and one less can be stronger than the person who gives the first answer. Of course, it also shows that the audience has already entered the play with a few young men on stage who are unfamiliar with their acting skills.
"Na Na Na, Miss, I'm right: the earth is the key to the giant lock peak, can that generation open it?" Yu Chi Baolin said to the little maid like a treasure.
When the little maid heard this, she also read the pair, so she nodded and said, "In this way, the son has also passed the test." ”
At this time, Cheng Zhi, who stayed outside, was silent, pulled the pair to the side and said, "Do you still have an answer?" We are in this together. ”
He smiled at Wen Yan and said, "Childe, you are right: thunder is like drum music and rain as wine, who can drink it?" ”
Cheng Chumo jumped on the spot when he heard the words, and then turned around and said this answer to the maid amid the applause of all the audience, and the maid heard the words, so she had to nod her head and admit that Cheng Chumo could also go in, however, in the end, it was on the pair of intestines played by Lawyer Pei.
"This person has said two answers in a row, I'm afraid it will be difficult for me to enter this door!" In the audience, many viewers who didn't know that the show had been rehearsed at least dozens of times whispered at this time.
However, when the maid reached out to stop Lawyer Pei, Lawyer Pei smiled slightly,
"The sea is a bed, the waves are a pillow, which one can sleep?
The heart is like a storm and the body is like smoke, who can bind it? ······"
After saying three or four answers in a row, Lawyer Pei walked behind the door while the maid was stunned, and at this time, the third curtain opened, like the decoration of the house.
While the audience was marveling at the pair's talent for piercing intestines, the four of them had already sat down in front of the four desks in the room.
However, the so-called Liu Ruyan girl still did not show up, and in the house, there was another maid, who pretended to serve tea soup to the four of them and said, "My young lady didn't expect that there were so many talented sons in Chang'an City, but it was abrupt, but a woman does not serve Erlang, and several sons understand it!" My young lady said that the four sons are all talented people, if not, they will use this couplet to divide the winner, and the winner will be entertained by the young lady personally. ”
"Okay, I'll have no opinion, for piercing the intestines, you will fight him first." Yu Chi Baolin was the first to stand up, pointing at Changsun Chongdao with one finger and then pointing at Changsun Chongdao.
He did this, the audience naturally knew what he meant, he paid for the intestine piercing, as long as he killed the eldest grandson Chong for the intestine, then, that Oiran Liu Ruyan is Yu Chi Baolin's, however, the audience is all talented, and it is true that he is strong for the intestine piercing, but he is taking money to do things for the talentless Yu Chi Baolin, the big guy naturally doesn't want him to win, and in addition to him, it is Changsun Chong, a dashing scholar, can he defeat the powerful pair of intestines? The audience all sweated for the eldest grandson.
As soon as he said it, he got up and said to the intestine piercing first, "I didn't ask for advice." ”
The eldest grandson Chong arched his hand and replied quickly, "Teach it." ”
He immediately replied, "Please first and then teach." ”
Changsun Chong replied quickly again, "Teach later, please first." ”
The intestine piercing immediately answered, "Please teach first." ”
The eldest grandson replied quickly, "Teach later, then please." ”
The speed of the two people's speech was fast, and the audience was stunned for a moment, and then, at this time, a burst of solemn music sounded, and he walked out from behind the desk with squinting eyes at the intestines and said, "Sure enough, there are some doorways." ”
At this time, Changsun Chong also walked out from behind the desk with a solemn face, stood still opposite the intestine piercing, looked at it with his eyes, and with the solemn soundtrack, the two of them circled around the hall before saying, "Then let's start!" ”
Hearing this, he smiled contemptuously and said, "Let's start with a simple one!" Listen well, one township and two miles, a total of three masters, do not know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, very bold. ”
"······"
As soon as the pair of intestines came out, the people in the audience instantly fried the pot, which is much more difficult than the pair on the door frame just now, from one to ten, wearing together, the sentences are smooth, the meaning is clear, people who have read the book, only think about it with a little brain, and feel that it is impossible to come out right, even those who have not read the book, and most of them listen very energetically.
At this time, Sun Xiangfu, who was responsible for maintaining the order, had to keep booing in front of the stage, and after a while, the whole scene quieted down.
I saw on the stage, the eldest grandson Chong, who was standing opposite the intestines, smiled confidently and said, "Ten temples and nine monks, eight scrolls, strictly abide by the seven precepts, six paths and five laws, but unfortunately there are no four or three two disciples, and there is nothing to do." ”
"Good ······"
In the audience, the sound was unprecedentedly high, even Xuanzang couldn't help shouting like a small person in the market, and the mood of the eldest grandson Wuji on the third floor was even more up and down, feeling that there was no more exciting show in the world.
When the audience's admiration stopped, he hummed to the intestines, "Hmph, then I'll give you another difficult one, listen up, the emerald red is everywhere Yingying Yanyan." ”
Five overlapping words, the meaning is also very good, this difficulty simply made the audience want to rely on their own talent to come out of the literati dumbfounded, everyone at this time no longer think about the answer by themselves, directly locked on the eldest Sun Chong.
Sure enough, the eldest grandson Chong was not afraid at all, and stepped forward and said, "The ups and downs are twilight every year. ”
"Good ······"
The audience was so excited that they just exhaled loudly, and they wanted to continue to see what else was absolutely coming out of the intestines.
Hearing the words of the piercing intestine, he was not convinced, "In the next couplet, you can read it backwards." ”
Sure enough, after the audience recited the pair that pierced the intestines just now, they were depressed, and they could still say it in reverse, and those literati who just felt that they had some ways were completely desperate, who could play words to this extent?
However, the eldest grandson Chong on the stage smiled and said, "In this couplet, you can also read it backwards!" ”
"Morning and twilight, rain and wind every year."
In the hall, more than 10,000 people actually read out the answer of Changsun Chong just now at the same time, whether they have read it or not, they all feel that it is extremely refreshing to hear.