It can be said that as soon as this sketch came out, it exploded the entire restaurant, and it brought the charm of words to the extreme, but the story is not over.

The face of the intestine is a little ugly, but he said, "I can also add words to change this couplet, you listen well: Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Red and Red are just right everywhere." ”

Such a change is like pushing everyone's emotions up a level, and the audience, needless to say, held their breath and looked at Changsun Chong on the stage.

When the eldest grandson Chong heard this, he still smiled lightly and said, "In the next couplet, it may not be impossible to add words to change!" You also listen well: rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, flowers and plants, twilight and twilight every year. ”

"Wonderful, wonderful·····"

All the audience was hit to the top of excitement by this wave after wave of climax, especially those who read and write, they felt that they had simply seen a miracle today, Li Yuan on the third floor, was so excited that Li Chengqian's hands almost hurt, and his attention was focused on Li Shimin on the stage, and he was even more puzzled, how many goods was hidden in the stomach of the kid surnamed Sun, he could think of such a witty word, it was simply demonic.

When everyone's excitement passed a little, they found that the pair on the stage was already a little angry, and his tone was a little hurried, "Ten thoughts, Sijun Siguo, Sisheji." ”

The eldest grandson Chong did not pause and said, "Eight eyes are appreciated, and the flowers are appreciated." ”

The piercing of the intestine is also directly answered, "The marquee, the lamp, the lamp goes out, and the horse stops." ”

The eldest grandson Chong said without thinking, "Flying Tiger Flag, Flying Tiger, Flying Tiger, Flying Tiger Hiding in Flag." ”

"Fog locks the mountain, the mountain locks the fog."

"The sky is full of water, and the tail water is full of water."

"Race the poetry platform, race the poetry, race the poetry on the stage, the poetry is peerless."

"Look at the river tower, look at the river flow, look at the river on the river tower, and the river flows through the ages."

"You ······"

A few pairs of pairs were quickly made of the intestines, but Changsun Chong was seamlessly connected to all the pairs, and finally this couplet used the Wangjiang Tower where everyone is now, so that all the audience who held their breath and stared at the stage shouted refreshmently, at this time, the pair of intestines on the stage was plugged, with a red face and red ears, it was really the taste of the red fuel that he had just secretly stuffed into his mouth was too bitter.

"Ahh

A mouthful of blood sprayed on the stage on the intestines, this scene is so similar to the scene in the court that day.

"This dog thief."

On the third floor, Cui Shaoyuan was angry and scolded.

When he said this, the rest of the sons also thought of this stubble, and their faces suddenly became unpleasant.

"This kid, just after the turmoil in the court, he was picked out again." Li Shimin shook his head and said in a low voice.

"Wowhaha, the old man knows how the old ghost Cui vomited blood in the court that day." Cheng Yanjin laughed in the private room.

"This bastard thing, where does you put my Pei family's face?"

Pei Lin was happy when he first watched this cross talk, in the first half, but he portrayed Lawyer Pei into a brilliant master, but unfortunately, Leng Buding was defeated all of a sudden, and he sprayed blood, telling him how to be happy, how happy he was before, how much anger he is now, but he is still sober and knows that he is just acting on the stage, otherwise, with Lawyer Pei's true skills, he may not be right in his life.

Of course, most of the audience is in a different mood from a few of them, just one word, cool.

In the applause and applause of everyone, the intestines were helped down by the maids for treatment, so, now the question is, even the intestines are not enough for Changsun Chong, how can Cheng Chumo and Yu Chi Baolin, two uneducated people, be the opponents of Changsun Chong, it seems that this Liu Ruyan will finally return to Changsun Chong.

However, at this time, the maid came out to speak again, and it turned out that Miss Liu Ruyan had heard the couplet outside Shicai, so she came out again, and whoever was right could be Liu Ruyan's guest in the scene.

This time, the audience was excited, and they saw that the maid opened a wide scroll, and five words were written on it: "Smoke lock pond willow." ”

"That's right, come out quickly, the eldest grandson will be the guest of the willow Ruyan, and tell me to wait and see how beautiful this willow oiran is."

Seeing that Sun Chong, the eldest child on the stage, frowned and pondered, the audience shouted one after another.

At this time, Sun Xiangfu had to appear again to signal everyone to be quiet, but the eldest Sun Chong on the stage became more and more embarrassed, pointing to those five words, but he couldn't stop shaking his head.

"Why, can't even you come out?" Yu Chi Baolin thought that Changsun Chong, who could defeat the pair of intestinal piercings, would be able to easily match this couplet, but he didn't want Changsun Chong to be slow to answer.

"Hahaha, he should have good luck today, didn't they have a pair like this, and they are right: fog lock the mountains and forests, what do you think, this Miss Liu Ruyan, it should belong to me!" Cheng Chumo jumped out at this time and said.

As soon as he said this, he called Cheng Biting Jin Yixi in the private room on the third floor, he didn't expect his son to have such an urgent talent, but when he saw the eldest grandson Chong on the stage looking at his son with an expression like a fool, he realized that this answer was probably wrong.

Sure enough, when Cheng Chu meditated and wanted to break into the house, he was stopped by the maid and said, "Childe's answer is not right, this couplet is not so simple, you see the side of these five words, it is gold, wood, water, fire and earth, so this couplet must also have five elements to correspond to it." ”

As soon as the maid explained this, many people in the audience who were not talented enough to know the power of this couplet, and seeing that the eldest grandson Chong on the stage couldn't get it right, he thought about the answer himself, but after a long time, he didn't have a clue at all.

"Uh, Brother Wei Chi, use your superpowers!" Cheng Chumo was stopped by the maid, and scratched his cheeks depressedly, but he couldn't think of an answer, so he said to Yu Chi Baolin.

"yes, I have superpowers."

As he spoke, he took a few steps towards the edge of the stage, pointed to the couplet in the maid's hand and shouted to the audience, "Whoever can match this couplet will be rewarded with 10,000 yuan with him." ”

"Shhh

The audience under the stage was all cold-hearted, but there was no answer in their hearts!

"10,000 runs, no one is right? Then so-and-so will be out of 100,000, 100,000, but someone is right about this couplet? ”

Yu Chi Baolin shouted again, in fact, he couldn't figure out why Sun Xiangfu had such a big courage to dare to let him shout out the sky-high price of 100,000 yuan, if this was really wrong, did he really have to pay 100,000 yuan to others?

He didn't know that this was an absolute, even after a thousand years, there was no upper and lower couplet with a completely correct artistic conception, let alone being matched by others on the spot when the couplet first appeared.

There was a sound of flies and mosquitoes in the audience, but no one had an answer, and finally, everyone saw the eldest grandson rushing to the maid and arching his hand, so they stopped the discussion to see what he said.

Unexpectedly, the eldest grandson said, "I can't match this couplet in the next time, if I give some time, I may be able to match it in the next." ”

When the maid heard this, she said, "In this case, please go back!" You can come again during the Shangyuan Festival, and if you go to my family's Liu girl's couplet, the promise of the guests who enter the curtain is still valid. ”

After that, several people on the stage bowed to the people in the audience together, and the curtain slowly fell down at this time.

"This ······"

The audience who didn't see Liu Ru's face looked disappointed, of course, the literati were thinking hard about the next link worth 100,000 yuan, but no matter what they thought in their hearts, on the night of the Yuan Dynasty, they would inevitably gather to look at the river tower.

"The business has reached the realm of Sun Xiaozi, who else can be defeated in this world." Li Shimin couldn't answer after thinking hard, but he soon found out that he had fallen for Sun Xiangfu's evil deeds, and scolded secretly, but his heart was beautiful, this Wangjianglou made money, wouldn't he make money royally, and no matter how talented Sun Xiangfu was, it was not for his royal use.

Li Yuan, who had also been thinking hard for a moment, also looked at Li Chengqian in his arms at this time and said, "Does Chengqian know the answer?" ”

Li Chengqian shook his head and said, "I don't know, that's where the rehearsal went." ”

"Hehe, this couplet is worth 100,000 yuan, so how can Sun Zhengming easily show it to others, I'm afraid that tonight, I don't know how many scholars in Chang'an City will not be able to sleep for this couplet." Li Shimin said with a smile.

The performance of this sketch is time-consuming, and there should be a lot of applause from the audience in the middle, so after the performance, nearly half an hour has passed, yes, the curtain fell for a long time, leaving enough time for the big guy to go to the bathroom, and below, it will be a song and dance performance to lift the spirit of the audience, after Sun Xiangfu finished the program introduction, he left the stage and went backstage.

"Lady, are you ready, after these few shows, it's up to you."

Sun Xiangfu glanced at Yu Xiu'er's outfit blankly, but swallowed the word 'wife' and changed his tone. It was really when Yu Xiuer put on a layered gauze skirt that was extremely beautiful, giving Sun Xiangfu a sudden feeling.

"It's ready, as long as the husband will see it when the time comes."

Today, she wants to play a song "Spring River Flower Night Moon" on the pipa alone, in this kind of 10,000-person field, but it takes a very strong aura to make this kind of ancient music that is not passionate to catch the audience's ears, in order to meet the needs of different audience groups, this is a new challenge.

On the stage, the big drum beat loudly, and twenty strong men dressed as Ouchi guards ran from the left and right sides of the stage to the center of the stage under the leadership of Xi Junmai, stood in a formation, and began to punch with the rhythm of the drums.

In fact, Sun Xiangfu's program arrangement is based on the group of all audiences, there are cute babies singing and dancing that children like, cross talk funny people like in the market, and word games that literati like, and now, it's time for the soldiers to like it.

"The wolf smoke rises and the rivers and mountains look north, the dragon rises and rolls the horse, the sword breath is like frost, the heart is like the Yellow River, who can resist in 20 years······"

The high-spirited and energetic male chorus sounded on the stage, as well as the tiger's fists and feet on the stage, which suddenly made all the audience feel like a sky-high aura was about to explode, especially those generals who were born in the army, and suddenly felt that this song sang the ambition in their hearts.

At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, Hu Feng prevailed, and the number of powerful people born in the military was relatively large, and this period was dominated by the cheerful rhythm of Qiuzi song and dance music, as for the popular light music of sad spring and sad autumn in the Song and Ming dynasties, it is not that no one likes it in this period, but on this kind of occasion where there are many people, there is obviously no such military style to make a fuss.

When the last sentence "I am willing to defend the territory and reopen the territory, the Tang Dynasty wants to let the Quartet come to congratulate" was sung, even Li Shimin stood up from the chair in the stands excitedly, this song is too uplifting, Li Shimin is also an audiophile who likes song and dance music, Qin Wang broke the array music is he personally led the arrangement and choreography, that is the drum all day long, the sound is hundreds of miles, the momentum is majestic, Li Chengqian also inherited a little gene of Li Shimin in this regard.