Chapter 13: The Head of the Zhan Family
In a word, Jing Chenlei is scorched on the outside and tender on the inside. The anger is smoke from the top of the head, anger burning, and smoke from the seven orifices......
"How can this be reasonable, is it possible that Prime Minister Zuo has always taught his daughter like this?" Jingchen roared.
"The little woman doesn't dare, the little woman's admiration for the prince The water of the Yangtze River stretches endlessly, and it is like the pines and cypresses of the South Mountain, which are evergreen and do not rush."
"It's shameless to accept your tricks and slap sycophants at will."
"Shame, shame again. How do you not leave shame in three sentences. Am I such a shameless woman? Who is happy with the little girl in the middle of the night, and you want me to appreciate it, I can't fucking go, I don't know shame; I went and bowed my head and saw nothing, not yet, I don't know shame; I stared at it with long eyes, it's not okay, I don't know shame, the prince's ability to refer to a deer as a horse really taught the concubine. β
"It's just presumptuous, your father didn't teach you the female ring?"
"Women's rings? Damn, it's a female ring again, why did a female ring come so early! β
It's been there so early, and several men have their own ghosts, but no one has a mouth. Jingchen didn't say anything, he was angry, and he didn't know where to start.
"The female ring is, the three from the four virtues are, the so-called three from the father, the husband who is not married, the husband who is married, and the son who dies; The so-called four virtues, women's morality, women's words, women's appearance, and women's skills, right?! β
"It's good to know, then do your part obediently, this king...... Cough...... I won't ...... "It's hard for you to say it yet."
"The princess said this sentence as if she had memorized it from a book."
"Nonsense, it's hard to memorize it, I can't make it up myself? Pit daddy's female ring, damn female ring. Xiao Man carefully looked at the mysterious stranger dressed in purple in front of him, his long black hair poured down, with a little smell of distraction, but the essence of his eyes gave people a sense of scheming, if there really is such a creature as a fallen angel in this world, then this person in front of him is definitely the king of them.
βFallen Angelγβ Xiao Man's unkind eyes moved away from Jing Chen, and he looked at the person in front of him in surprise and couldn't help but speak.
"What do you mean by that, girl?" The strange man asked, squinting his eyes.
"Why did you have to explain it?" Xiao Man turned his head to look at Jing Chen, "Lord Jing, let me ask you, why are there only female rings and no male rings?" Men can beat women wantonly, and women can only be submissive? Men can find flowers and ask willows, but women can only choose one and the end? Men can fight on the battlefield, and women only need to embroider and plant grass? β
"The girl is so courageous, but since ancient times, the male protagonist and the female protagonist have been inside, is it possible that the girl thinks that the ancestor is wrong? It really makes sense to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors in this way to the girl's mouth, that girl, do you know the art of war? β
"I don't understand."
"Do you know how to do business?"
"I don't understand."
"Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, or poetry and songs, the girl can understand it."
"I don't understand"
"The girl doesn't understand this, so why talk about being on an equal footing with me. Could it be that because you are a daughter, you can win over people like me who are full of poetry and books? "Fallen Angel is worthy of Fallen Angel, what a real angel looks like, a devil's heart. Suavely said those words that mocked others.
You don't need to look at it to know that Jingchen must be angry at this time, but Yun Qi sweated for Xiaoman.
"I didn't be coquettish and cute just now, and I didn't answer you like a fluent." For this world, Xiaoman is indeed illiterate, but in the previous world, he was also an intellectual.
"The girl was so bold just now, then you have to talk about your understanding of the female ring."
"The main thing about the female ring is to add three from and four to get. I think there are three from: from reason, from the heart, from the view of right and wrong; Four virtues: social morality, professional ethics, family virtues, and personal virtues? β
"It's really different, haha, then what do you think about the art of war?"
"Surrendering without a fight is the best policy."
"What a soldier who surrenders without a fight! King Jing married a baby, I don't know if the emperor knew that the second woman was so generous and open-minded, and whether he would be able to give it to King Jing. β
"It's just a parrot, eavesdropping on other people's opinions, and selling knowledge here." Jing Chen's face turned black and white.
The speaker is unintentional, it sounds intentional, is it possible that Yun Xuan is really my male ticket, Yun Xuan has told him all these remarks, so I know that I am indeed just selling knowledge. What kind of social morality or something, every day the advertising board of the community neighborhood committee is written every day to build the new four virtues of the society, and strive to be a civilized and good citizen. Xiao Man looked at Jing Chen with a weak heart, smiled awkwardly, and really wanted to find an opportunity as soon as possible Yun Yu made it clear that with his help, he would be able to return to Earth as soon as possible.
"The princess is really interesting, so what do you think a businessman should do?"
"It's not nonsense, who doesn't like a profitable business. I'm going to tell you that you have to be honest in doing business, and it's good to say just one word. β
"That?" "Which one?" Hehe, strangely, several men were attracted to it.
"Worthy of your conscience."
"Hahahaha. The girl said well, everything is worthy of your own conscience, and it doesn't matter what other people's hearts do. β
"I'm in a good mood today, the sun is high now, it's a little hot, and there's nothing to do when I go back, so let's pass the time for a while, the girl thinks it's good?"
"Whoever has time to accompany you to the pair, if there is nothing else to do, I will leave." Seeing that there was no movement downstairs, Xiaoman wanted to thank the goblin just now, and then go out for a walk and then go home. I just gave King Jing a long face, and I guess I won't be punished if I go.
"Come on, add a set of tables and chairs to this girl."
"No need, this king's palace, just sit with me." With that, he got up and grabbed Xiaoman's arm to make her sit beside him.
"Today's meal is a freshly killed lamb, remove its flesh and cut it into thin slices, put it in boiling water and roll it to dip in the sauce." It was the first time that Jingchen explained to Xiaoman so patiently. "Although the taste is not as good as your cooking, the taste is still very tender......"
"Wow, hot pot. I like it. Xiaoman didn't seem to hear Jingchen's words at all, and his face was full of words I want to eat, three words. Well, delicious. The lamb without contamination is really delicious. β
"Waiter, let's get some vegetables, you'll get tired of eating mutton."
"Xiao Er, let's have a plate of rose petals, and then some lilies."
"I don't want petals, I want vegetables."
"Miss, vegetables are for the inferior." Shan'er was in a hurry, and poked Xiaoman directly in the back.
"Waiter? Miss's title to Xiao Er is really apt, and it looks very elegant. The purple-clothed stranger said.
"Let everyone see the joke, although I am the daughter of the prime minister, my father is very honest as an official, and his sleeves are clean, so my food and clothing since I was a child are not as good as others, and after a long time, I will get used to it. It's time to come out this time, and it's a good reputation for the husband. "It is estimated that they have heard Shan'er's words, so it is better to say it directly, and then bring a high hat to Jingchen, so that he will be better off in the mansion in the future. It's just that being an official eats petals, and a poor person eats leaves, it's too weird. Shouldn't flowers be used to see?
"Objective, what more needs to be added?" Xiao Er walked over and said politely.
"Give my wife two plates of petals, and another plate of cabbage sum, the cabbage leaves, cut into a finger length and half an inch wide, and put them on a plate and bring them up." Although Jingchen looks fierce, he remembers Xiaoman's habit of eating fruits on a plate. And it's easy to cut into small pieces.
"I'll have one first, the big fish eat the small fish, the small fish eat the shrimp, the shrimp eat the water, and the water will come out." Strangers.
"The stream returns to the river, the river returns to the river, the river returns to the sea, and the sea and the sky are vast." Jing Chen said.
There is one person here, they are all thousand-year-old foxes, but they are all here to talk about fasting. One said that one day you would do something under my command, but the other said that he was short-sighted, and the smell of gunpowder was very strong, and he was silent on the surface.
"King Jing is very talented. Try this again. What kind of person is Xie Xuancheng, only relying on the five-word poems on the river, he wants Mr. to bow his head. β
"Han Jingzhou is on a bad job, willing to let the steps go three feet in front of the ground, Rong Guoshi raised his eyebrows" Xiao Man opened his mouth while holding the meat and cabbage in his mouth.
Everyone was stunned, they didn't expect Xiaoman to have such courage. "Good one, Rong Guoshi raised his eyebrows. Didn't you receive something wronged in the palace? β
"Ahem," Xiao Man just said in passing, in the past, when I was in school, the final exam question, Xiao Man memorized this question in advance, and the whole class answered it, she was the only one, of course Xiao Man remembered it very clearly, and it was really just a matter of passing just now. "It's just a pair, according to what you say, didn't you just invite Yu Jing...... King, join your side? β
"Hehe, no, it doesn't mean that at all, it's just a pair."
"Again." Shinoman Road. "Yunlu, you have one."
"Or quiet as a mountain, or as turbulent as a turbulent, the ancient bamboo leads to the orchid, the excitement is smooth, listening to the string pipe, short chanting and long words, the world is full of feelings." Is this a male ticket? This is also crepe.
"Or moving like clouds, or slow like smoke, new chrysanthemums lure cold plums, Xida is elegant, smell silk bamboo, chant short songs, and sigh up and down for no reason" The answer is, of course, Jingchen, a pair of good friends.
"King Jing is hidden in the city, what about the princess?"
"It's me again, I'm out: laughing up and laughing, laughing before and after, laughing left and right, laughing back and forth, laughing at my own level is too embarrassing; A thousand points are bearish, and a thousand points are long. With that, continue to put things in your mouth. With a big world, I eat the biggest expression, and no one can bother me.
"The girl is actually not under us, why do you say that you don't know anything everywhere, and you are so humble to a pair, so that a few of us are embarrassed."
"Crying heaven and earth, crying east and west, crying inside and outside, crying heart and lungs, crying that the border situation is too dangerous; Up and down, civilians suffer. Jing Chen said expressionlessly, and his words seemed to tell a heart-rending discomfort.
"Haha, King Jing is so sympathetic to the people's suffering, it is a blessing for the people, a blessing for the people."
"Don't play this, it's boring, you big men talk with guns and sticks, there are so many twists and turns, you can fight if you don't eat well. How about we guess a riddle? I'll solve the puzzle, and you will answer it. β
"What has everybody seen but never seen again?"
"Oh, it sounds so strange, it's not neat, it's not even, it sounds like a joke, but I really don't know anything that everyone has seen and never seen again." The stranger said.
"It's weird in the bones." Jingchen lowered his head and muttered to himself, the upturned corners of his mouth indicating that he was in a good mood. But awkward people just don't want to express it. It's cold as wood.
"Yunlu, you don't guess?"
"The princess's topic is so tricky, she is really shallow in her studies, and she really doesn't know what the princess is talking about."
Xiaoman deliberately didn't speak, losing his appetite, but what they all said was too polite.
"I don't know, I announced the answer, it was yesterday. We all saw it yesterday, but we could never do it again yesterday. β
β¦β¦ A flock of crows flew by. There was silence for about 10 seconds.
"Haha, yes, yes," a burst of laughter suddenly hit an awkward silence
Jing Chen's heart tightened inexplicably.
"Come again, come again, what kind of light is the light that brings pain?"
"Burned by candlelight" The stranger has a strong ability to comprehend.
"Not right"
"Summer sunshine."
"That's not right."
"Anything else to guess?" The more Xiaoman spoke, the more energetic he became. "It's a slap in the face. Isn't it. Do you have. β
"Haha. I'll definitely guess next time. Come again and again. "Strangers are also interested in the evening.
"What sword can't be seen?"
"Hidden weapon?" This time, Yun Xuan took the lead.
"According to the little girl's theory, the secret weapon is definitely wrong. The little girl shouldn't be talking about a sword. "Strangers are pretty good.
"The children can be taught." Xiaoman nodded, excitedly picking up chopsticks and tapping the pots and pans beside him.
"It's invisible, it's invisible, it's invisible."