"Sophistry!! But I like it! ”

"Isn't it interesting?" Shinoman looked at the pots and pans quickly. It made a tinkling sound, like a tune.

"Come again, you have a boat, and there are 5 people on board; The oldest is 65 years old, the youngest is 5 years old, and the average age is 35, so how old is the shipowner? ”

"I know this, you are the owner of the ship, how old you are, how old the owner is." The stranger said excitedly.

"Bingo, that's right, give me five." As he spoke, he stretched out five fingers towards the stranger, and then looked hard at the pots and pans next to him with his chopsticks.

"How can you be casual with your ladies...... Tap on the cutlery next to you. Your father didn't teach you how to behave in the world. "Jingchen has some taste that Xiaoman can quickly reach a piece with others, but he is not salty or light, and look at what problems she has, it was slapped yesterday, and she will never be seen again, what do you mean, do you want to leave? The mood suddenly became irritable.

……

Xiao Man looked at Jing Chen in a daze, there is something wrong with this person, wasn't he quite happy just now. What a moody guy. The prince is sick, and he doesn't like anything, thinking that the world is your mother, and she wants to spoil you in the palm of her hand. Didn't I eat too much just now, and he hated it?

"I think the princess is funny, even if she knocks pots and pans, it sounds like music. It's not ......."

"I'm talking to my princess, and it's an outsider's turn to interject."

"In this case, everyone use it slowly, and the concubine will retire first." Xiao Man clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, then turned to leave.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Jiang, I have family affairs to do, so I will retire first." Jing Chen made a big salute to the purple-clothed man and left with Xiaoman's footsteps.

"This little princess is so interesting, I really hope that one day the emperor of Yu Kingdom will also see this little girl with her teeth and claws today." The corners of Yi Xuan's mouth hooked up a lazy smile imperceptibly, slowly picked up the wine glass, and took a sip, but a sharp light flashed in the seemingly gentle black eyes......

…… The words are divided into two ends.

Xiaoman and Shan'er slipped out of the back door of the chicken yard and walked listlessly down the street......

"Miss, you acted too boldly today."

"Then why don't you hold me?"

"Besides, you're okay at first, you still know how to converge when I slap you in the back, and in the back, you knock on the bowl with a snap, and I can't pull it."

"You pulled me, I didn't feel it. Sorry, I just got carried away. ”

"Today is my time travel, oh no, the happiest day I've ever had since I lost my memory."

After Xiaoman finished speaking, he looked up at the sky at 45°, took a deep breath, and faintly turned his head to smile at Shan'er. What I thought in my heart was that when I was a student before, I often ate hot pot with three or five friends, guessed riddles, and told jokes, which was so lively. I don't know if your friends from afar are doing well, and do you think of me occasionally.

"Miss, you still have me. Aren't you happy when we're together? The little girl seemed to feel the sadness of Xiaoman, and coquettishly spoiled her intentionally or unintentionally.

Are you unhappy? Jingchen, who came out with Xiaoman, originally wanted to pull Xiaoman and fly back to the palace directly, but overheard his conversation with the maid, and his heart tingled slightly. For the first time in my heart, I had the idea of wanting to understand this person, so I didn't say anything and silently followed Xiaoman.

"Yo, little lady, dare to come out. I'm going to hide in the chicken yard for the rest of your life, and I want to give you a show. ”

That chaotic ancestor is enough to be a concubine, and half a day has passed, but he is still waiting in place.

"Don't bully my young lady." Shan'er's legs trembled, but she was still in front of Xiaoman. Xiaoman was really moved.

"This son, I have no intention of breaking your behavior, and I won't say it, even if I say it, no one will believe it, let's return to the bridge, and you see how the road returns."

"The little lady looks good enough, in this way, if you serve the uncle and me well, I will not blame the past, how about it?"

"It's really a dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth, look at you, who looks like a dog, how can you do something shady and disgraceful. is simply the best scumbag among the scum. Xiao Man stared at the chaotic ancestor in front of him, groping for whether to escape, or how to escape, or whether he couldn't escape.

"Dare to make trouble in front of my Linghu family, don't you want to live?" A man in red fell from the sky in front of Shinoman's eyes.

"Goblin, you'd better flash aside, stay and fight, don't scratch your pretty face." Xiaoman originally wanted to escape, but in the current situation, he can only fight hard.

"Linghu ...... Son? "This time, it's the turn of the Mixed World Ancestor on the other side, and his legs tremble." I'm sorry, Linghu Gongzi, I didn't know this girl was your lady, it was my fault for offending just now, I'll leave now, sorry. ”

"Want to go?"

Who knew that the ancestor of the mixed world was still arrogant, and in the blink of an eye, he knelt down directly to Xiaoman, and said with a handful of snot and tears, "The little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, the little dog looks down on people, and the little pig and dog are not as good, but I'm sure this beautiful lady forgives me, you just treat me as a fart." The small one has an eighty-year-old mother, and there is a three-year-old child to raise, usually relying on a little means to earn some pocket money, but the contemptible heart is not bad, for the sake of your stunning appearance, disturb the small one, the small one is willing to be a cow and a horse to repay your kindness for reconstruction. "The one who cries is miserable.

"Sure enough, from ancient times to the present, there is no dog's leg, it is a set of rhetoric......"

Before Xiaoman could finish speaking, he kicked the person to the opposite wall, kicking a hole in the wall, and nailing the whole person to the wall.

"Tut-tut, I just said that I was not ashamed to protect you, but as a result, this kick turned people into photos." Xiaoman shook his head, "Fairy, you're too powerful, aren't you?" You can't really be a goblin. ”

Everyone was so frightened that they fell to their knees directly, and faintly smelled the smell of urine.

He just raised his foot to make up for it. "Thank you, elves, but let them go. I was not hurt, they were excessive, but they did not sin unto death. Give them a chance to mend their ways. ”

"Are you stupid. Give them a chance, that's called raising tigers. Another day, when there is no one around you to protect you, they will definitely give you a knife, and then you don't know how you died, I really don't understand, obviously Prime Minister Zuo is the most ruthless, but he gave birth to a Bodhisattva's daughter. You weren't born to him, did you? ”

In fact, what the people in the photos hanging on the wall want to say most now is, don't worry, I will definitely take a detour when I see this aunt and grandmother in the future. Even if I had the life to kill him, I didn't have the life to wait for your revenge, but the injury was so serious that I could only hear the sound of his mouth, and I couldn't tell what he said at all.

"Then let's wait until that day comes. I really don't want to kill people right now. This sentence is really true, China in the current era, the economy is thriving, the people's lives are stable, and the monitoring facilities in the community are also complete, not to mention killing, there are very few fights. Occasionally, they are disabled and disabled, and they are all going to cause a sensation in the whole of China. Therefore, such a Xiaoman naturally has never killed anyone. I've never been killed.

"You haven't seen murder, have you?" The man in red immediately caught the emotion in Xiao Man's eyes. "Forget it, you guys go, Man said let you go, you can go."

"Thank you, girl. The little ones are gone. And they departed without looking back.

"Man, you said I saved you twice today, should you repay me?"

"What do you want?"

"Invite me to dinner."

"Yes."

"You're cooking?"

"Yes."

"I'm very picky."

"I'm a good cook."

"It's settled." Shinoban makes an OK gesture to Death.

In fact, Yan himself knew that Xiaoman's cooking skills were very good, and the things he made were delicious. I just want to talk to this woman more.

"That riddle you just said is very interesting, I'll guess a few more."

"Okay, if you want to beat a classmate, how can you beat him so that he is both ungrumbling and grateful?"

"It's not going to be smashed with money, it's going to be smashed with a lot of money."

"You know the answer."

All people love to chat, there is no introvert, some just don't want to talk to you. All introverts, when they meet a confidant, will open their hearts and speak freely.

"Man, my name is Death, you have to remember."

Shioman nodded and left with a smile

……

Happy times are always so short, a flicker of the sun lazily hung on the west mountain, like a kind mother, gently waving her hands, gently persuading everyone to go home.

Just around the corner,

Xiaoman said goodbye and returned to the palace. In order not to be so conspicuous, I sneaked in from behind. didn't know that Xiaoman's departure from the mansion had already been targeted, and people were looking forward to it, waiting for the moment when she returned.

As soon as she stepped in, someone looked at her coldly and said, "Yo, Lord Princess, didn't you sneak out of the house in this dress?" "Of course, if someone deliberately drags the princess, someone must think that they are smart enough to report to Jingchen.

"Do you know that going out of the house without permission is a great disrespect to the prince."

"So what. It's your business. Get out of the way. ”

"You? ......" The little guy wondered, saying that usually the princess was caught when she went out, but she would be so scared that she couldn't straighten her tongue.

"Something? I'm going to be scared of you? Xiaoman hooked his mouth, smiled coldly, and left with the girl.

…… The words are divided into two ends

After Jing Chen finished killing people, he went back to the palace directly.

As soon as he entered the palace, the housekeeper greeted him, "Lord, the son of General Zheng's family is visiting, and now he is waiting in the side hall, do you want to see him?" ”

"Well, this king will go over in a while, you can go down first."

"Yes," the butler left.

"The group of people who went to Wangchun Garden to arrest Ran Xiaoman today are people from Zheng Jiang's military mansion?" Jing Chen stared at the departing housekeeper with deep eyes, and opened his mouth to ask the person behind him.

"Yes. Rajah. The youngest son of General Zheng. ”

"Oh? General Zheng guards the eastern frontier all the year round, isn't it that he has already colluded with Dongling, and Ran Xiaoman is not Dongling's meticulous work? ”

"It's possible."