Chapter Ninety-Five: Silly Brother
When Qi Ji sent the clothes to the bathhouse, he saw Fang Zihuai and Su Zixu huddled in a bathtub, their heads almost hanging into the water, and Fang Jinyuan was still teaching tirelessly.
When they were delivering the antidote just now, they saw that Fang Jinyuan was teaching them a lesson, it had been almost half an hour, and it was not over yet. Shaking his head helplessly, Qi Ji stepped forward and said, "Major General, the clothes have been delivered." ”
Fang Jinyuan glanced at Qi Ji, then looked at the two of them and continued: "You are still young, and there will be fewer places in those fireworks and willow lanes in the future, not to mention that your identity is not ordinary, if you let people pretend to play it up in the future, how should you deal with yourself." ”
"Yes, big brother, I know it's wrong." Fang Zihuai said in a low voice, he had said this sentence no less than ten times.
Fang Jinyuan looked at him with a gloomy face and said, "Also, you ......"
"And huh?" Su Zixu said with a distressed face, and when he saw Fang Jinyuan looking at him, he immediately laughed dryly twice, and said, "Brother Fang, Brother Zihuai and I both know that we are wrong, I promise, I will definitely stop him from going to those indiscreet places in the future." ”
"What are you ......" Fang Zihuai said unconvinced, but was touched by Su Zixu's elbow, and immediately closed his mouth again.
Fang Jinyuan snorted, came out of the bathtub and walked to the side to dry the water droplets on his body, and then beckoned Qi Ji to step forward, take his clothes and put them on.
"That, Brother Fang, can we come out too?" Su Zixu asked cautiously.
Fang Jinyuan put the jade on his waist, then looked at the two of them, and said, "I see that you are not awake yet, so continue to soak until you are awake." ”
"No, Brother Fang, this water is cold." Su Zixu looked at him with some grievances, and by the way, he touched Fang Zihuai with his elbow and asked him to say good things along with him.
Fang Zihuai also cooperated, and immediately said with a bitter face: "Yes, big brother, we know that we are wrong, if we soak it again, we should get cold." ”
"Soaking in cold water can make you sober up even more, as for the ...... of getting cold," Fang Jinyuan looked at Qi Ji with a sneer, and said, "Let the store boil some ginger soup later." Then he looked at Fang Zihuai, and said with a cold look in his eyes: "Remember to drink two more bowls." ”
"Yes."
Seeing that Fang Jinyuan was leaving, Su Zixu was anxious, and immediately got up and shouted, "Brother Fang." ”
Fang Jinyuan stood with his hands behind his back, turned his head to look at him, and said lukewarmly: "What else is the matter?" ”
"Catching a cold is nothing. The problem is that the ant's upper body, the antidote has to be soaked in hot water to be effective, if it is soaked in cold water, not only has no effect, but will be several times more itchy than the original. Su Zixu looked at him seriously and said, grabbing his back with his hand as he spoke.
"Is that so?" Fang Jinyuan said with a skeptical expression, looking at his eyes with a slight scrutiny.
Su Zixu was a little weak by Fang Jinyuan, and was thinking about how to continue the words, when he heard Qi Ji's voice sound.
"Major General, when Young Master Su told me how to make the antidote, I also mentioned that cold water blisters are not only useless, but also have the opposite effect."
Fang Jinyuan looked at Qi Ji, and finally snorted and said, "Get up, go back to the house and drink ginger soup and get ready to leave." ”
"Okay."
After Fang Jinyuan and Qi Ji left, Fang Zihuai hurriedly got up from the bathtub, and as soon as he stepped out of one leg, Su Zixu said: "What's the hurry, this water is still warm, it's hard to soak back in the bath, soak comfortably before leaving." ”
Fang Zihuai turned his head and saw that he looked leisurely, snorted, and said, "With this water temperature, I don't want to be itchy for a while." After saying that, he went straight out of the bathtub and walked to the side to wipe the water on his body.
Su Zixu looked at him and laughed, leaned his head on the side of the bathtub and looked at him and said, "You are really easy to deceive, just those words, you will believe them." ”
"What?" Fang Zihuai turned around and looked at him with a shocked expression, "You mean, those words that soak in cold water to make it itchier are fake?" ”
"Of course it's fake." Su Zixu said with a disdainful face, "Since I said that it is an antidote, and I made it, how can it have the opposite effect." ”
Fang Zihuai retracted his surprised expression and asked, "Then you just ......?"
"If I hadn't said that just now, I guess your eldest brother would have let me soak until midnight." Su Zixu interrupted him, then got up and walked out of the bathtub and walked over to him to wipe his body.
"But Brother Qi, he ......"
"I said, why are you so stupid?" Su Zixu said impatiently, "Of course he is kind enough to help us, so when I see him later, you have to thank him well." ”
Fang Zihuai glared at him unhappily, and then began to get dressed, muttering as he put them on, "I really don't know where you learned your ability to fool people." ”
"I learned it from my eldest brother, your brother-in-law." Su Zixu said disapprerovingly, and then began to get dressed with his hands and feet.
Fang Zihuai snorted disdainfully and said, "Come on, brother-in-law doesn't have as many bad intentions as you." ”
Su Zixu looked at him and shook his head, looking helpless, but he didn't say anything more.
After the two put on their clothes, they walked out together and walked to the front hall, where they happened to meet Qi Ji walking upstairs with a bowl of hot soup or something.
Su Zixu looked at Qi Ji's back, thought for a while, looked at Fang Zihuai and said, "How long has Brother Qi been with your eldest brother?" ”
"The border where they went together."
"Oh, how long has it been?"
"More or less add up to almost five years." Fang Zihuai said as he went up the stairs, and after finishing speaking, he came back to his senses, turned to look at him, and said vigilantly: "What are you asking for?" ”
"I'm curious." Su Zixu blinked, then walked around him and walked forward.
Curious? Fang Zihuai looked at Su Zixu's back with a puzzled expression, and then raised his heel. Seeing Su Zixu pushing open the door of his room, he immediately stepped forward and said, "What are you doing in my room?" ”
"Let's drink ginger soup together, so that the shopkeeper won't have to go to my room." Su Zixu said with a straight face, and as soon as he finished speaking, the shopkeeper came in with ginger soup.
A bowl of ginger soup bottomed out, Su Zixu walked to the bed and lay down, and then looked at the roof.
"Fang Zihuai."
Fang Zihuai, who was packing up his things, said impatiently: "What are you doing?" ”
"Has my sister-in-law ever left the southern country?"
"What are you asking about this?"
"No, I just feel that my sister-in-law hasn't been out of the house yet, and it's very pitiful."
"Am I pitiful?" Fang Zihuai threw the burden on the table next to him, sat on the stool and said, "This is the first time I've gone far away. ”
Su Zixu's eyes lit up, he got up and looked at him and said, "Then you mean that your sister-in-law has been out of the house before?" ”
"Seems to be." Fang Zihuai hesitated.
"Don't look like it." Su Zixu walked quickly to him and sat down, looked at him with a nervous expression and said, "Think about it carefully, has she ever left the southern country?" ”
Fang Zihuai really thought about it carefully, and then said: "There have been two times, once seems to be when I was ten years old, the second sister followed my father to a ...... I don't know what the name is, but I went there for about a month. Another time was the year before last, the second sister was seriously ill, and her father took her to a ...... I still don't know what the name of the place is treated, but it was outside the southern country, and I didn't come back until three months later. ”
Year?
Su Zixu's face gradually became heavy, according to the time, it was indeed the year before last. But why did she lie to Fang when he asked Fang Jinyi that day if she had ever left the southern country? Did you forget? Or is there something wrong?
"By the way, why did you suddenly inquire about my second sister?" Fang Zihuai looked at him and squinted, and then as if he thought of something, he stood up and yelled, "You don't want to do something bad for my second sister, right?" ”
"Shhh Su Zixu covered his mouth nervously, then looked at the wide open door, and when he saw that there was no one, he turned his head and whispered to him, "Don't invite Brother Fang." ”
Fang Zihuai took his hand away and said in a deep voice: "Then you say, okay, what are you doing to inquire about my second sister?" ”
Su Zixu looked at him and snorted, and said dissatisfiedly: "What can I do?" She is your second sister and my sister-in-law, and she is also the one who stands on the same front with me and fights against my eldest brother, what bad things will I do to her. ”
"In that case, then why are you afraid that my eldest brother will hear it?" Fang Zihuai still looked at him with a look of disbelief, after all, Su Zixu had a lot of ghost eyes, who knew if what he was saying now was true or false.
"You don't know how much your eldest brother loves your second sister, if you want him to know that I inquired about her, you have to soak me in cold water and ask my family about it." Su Zixu said while drinking tea: "I just think that your second sister and I have become a family, and getting to know each other will help us get along in the future, so I asked you about it, I don't want to be remembered by Brother Fang because of this." ”
"Come on, my eldest brother won't worry about you." Fang Zihuai looked at him with disdain and said, "My eldest brother is a person who cares about the safety of the people in the world and wants to achieve great things, so he won't take such a nobody like you to heart." ”
Su Zixu glared at him unconvinced, and said loudly: "What nobody? I am the second son of Twilight Rain Villa, the famous medicine king on the rivers and lakes. ”
"That's not as good as my big brother. My eldest brother is a major general who is famous in the southern country, a general who leads troops to fight at the border pass, and a hero praised by the people. Fang Zihuai glared at him and said, then snatched the teacup in his hand, drank it all in one gulp, and handed the teacup back to him.
Su Zixu looked at the empty teacup in his hand, smacked his lips with some disgust, then put the cup down, and took another one and poured the tea.
"It's your eldest brother who praises you, not you, what are you proud of?"
"I ...... I'm just smug, what can you do to me? If you have the ability, you can also be praised by people to try it. Fang Zihuai raised his eyebrows, then snatched his teacup again, and handed it back to him after drinking it as just now.
Su Zixu frowned, put down the teacup, looked at him and said, "If anyone praises me, I don't know." But as long as I order No. 1, all the heroes and heroes on the rivers and lakes can be gathered by me, this, who in your family can do it? ”
Fang Zihuai stared at him for a long time and couldn't speak, pondered for a long time, slapped the table and said: "Our family has been a military general for generations, and everyone is clean and self-conscious, so that they don't join forces with you ruffians and hooligans." ”
Su Zixu looked at him and suddenly burst out laughing, and seeing that he still looked proud, he blurted out: "You are miserable, Fang Zihuai, you have offended the entire rivers and lakes." ”