Chapter Ninety-Four: Misfortune Comes from the Mouth

"Brother Zihuai."

"Young Master Fang."

"Fang Zihuai."

After screaming three times in a row, Fang Zihuai poked his head out of the room, and when he saw that it was Su Zixu, he immediately retracted his head again.

Su Zixu laughed and walked into the room, saw Fang Zihuai sitting on a stool and wiping his saber, walked over and sat down next to him, and said, "Your sword has never been unsheathed, what is there to wipe it." ”

"Who said it wasn't sheathed?" Fang Zi glared at him disgruntled and said, "Last time Brother Ye and I were attacked, I helped a lot. ”

"Attack?"

Su Zixu suddenly seemed to be interested, leaned his body in the direction of Fang Zihuai, and said excitedly: "When did it happen?" Tell me more about it. ”

Fang Zihuai turned his body to the other side and said calmly, "I don't want to say it." ”

"If you don't say it, I'll ...... you" Su Zixu looked at him with a smug face and said, anyway, he held his handle, and he was not afraid that he would not obey.

"Tell my eldest brother about my visit to the brothel?" Fang Zihuai said with a disapproving expression, then put down the handkerchief, put the sword back into the sheath, looked at him and said, "Regarding this matter, I have already told the eldest brother as it is, and the eldest brother has already scolded me, so ...... If you want to blackmail me again, you'll have to think of a new way. ”

"You dare to confess to your eldest brother?" Su Zixu looked at him in disbelief, thinking that he was lying.

"There is no such thing as an impermeable wall." Fang Zihuai snorted, got up and said, "It's better to take the initiative to confess, it's a big deal to be beaten, and it's better than being coerced by you all the time." ”

Su Zixu sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, I didn't expect you to be quite smart." I was thinking I'd use it to trick you a few more times before you got smart. ”

"So, did you already know that I was going to confess?" Fang Zihuai raised his eyebrows and said.

Su Zixu glanced at him disdainfully, held his chin in his hand and said, "What is there to hide about this kind of thing, it's just a visit to a brothel, and there is no adultery and plunder." Although your family is full of generals, you will not be pedantic to the point that you will be punished for a single brothel. That is, you have never seen the world, and you were fooled by me casually, if you want to change your sister-in-law or Brother Fang, how can you take this kind of thing to heart. ”

Fang Zihuai suddenly clenched the sword in his hand, looked at him and gritted his teeth and said, "Su Zixu, you are simply ...... Despicable and shameless. ”

Su Zixu looked at Fang Zihuai, who was suddenly angry, and was so frightened that he immediately stood up, and moved in the direction of the door while talking.

"You...... What are you doing? Talking is talking, what are you doing with your sword? Let me tell you, although I don't know martial arts, but my title of medicine king is not obtained casually, you be careful that if I go down with a pack of medicine powder, you will have no bones. ”

Fang Zihuai watched Su Zixu take out a small medicine bag from his arms, and said with a sneer: "Okay, let's see if my sword is fast, or if the movements in your hands are fast." ”

Su Zixu hurriedly opened the medicine bag, and when he saw Fang Zihuai walking towards him with a sword, he screamed in fright, turned around and rushed to the door.

"Bang!"

"Oops......"

Su Zixu screamed in pain, leaned against the door frame, and the medicine bag in his hand also flew into the air and scattered in all directions.

At this time, Fang Zihuai happened to come to the door, and when he saw the person standing at the door, he was so frightened that he froze in place.

Then, the medicinal powder in the air fell, and Su Zixu saw a white mist in front of him, and immediately ran to the side, but there were still a lot of medicinal powders falling on his body.

Fang Zihuai saw his movements, and also ran to the side, but when he saw that the person standing at the door did not move, he immediately ran over and pulled the person aside.

Fang Jinyuan looked at the medicinal powder in his hand, frowned, and said, "What are you doing again?" ”

"These powders are toxic." Fang Zihuai covered his mouth and nose, and then turned his head to look at Su Zixu opposite.

"Poisonous?" Fang Jinyuan squinted, looked at Su Zixu and said, "You got it?" ”

Su Zixu smiled awkwardly and said, "Misunderstanding, Brother Fang, Zihuai and I are joking." ”

"Who's messing around with you!" Fang Zihuai said loudly, "Don't talk so much nonsense, quickly hand over the antidote." ”

"There is no cure." Su Zixu lowered his head and dragged his shirt lightly, and said, "How can I carry the poison on my body all the time." ”

As soon as Fang Zihuai heard that it was not poisonous, he put down the hand covering his mouth and nose, and then patted the powder on his body, and when he saw that Fang Jin's clothes were not moving, he also reached out to help him pat.

"Although it's not poisonous, this powder will make the body itch very much, so you have to take off your clothes slowly, and you must not ......" Su Zixu lowered his head and said, when he took off his coat and looked up, he was instantly stunned when he saw the two people who were patting their clothes.

"Can't what?"

Before Fang Zihuai could react, he lowered his head and seriously patted Fang Jin's clothes, until Fang Jinyuan grabbed his wrist, then he reacted, and looked at Su Zixu with fierce eyes: "What did you say?" ”

Su Zixu smiled awkwardly and waved his hand, and said, "I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything." After speaking, he turned around and wanted to run, but was quickly stopped by Fang Zihuai's eyes.

Fang Zihuai hugged him tightly, wiped the powder on his hand to his neck, and said with a smile: "Didn't you say that you share blessings and hardships?" So what do you run? ”

Su Zixu shook his head in horror and struggled hard, "Share the blessings, of course you can't share the difficulties." ”

"Really?" Fang Zihuai squinted, then hugged his neck tightly, gritted his teeth and said, "Then I can't let you go, the culprit." ”

Fang Jinyuan looked at the two helplessly and shook his head, walked over to pick up the coat that Su Zixu had just taken off on the ground, and then put the clothes on top of their heads with an expressionless face, covering them inside.

Among the few people, Su Zixu's coat was the one that was stained with the most powder, and now Fang Jinyuan put the clothes on their heads, and Fang Zihuai and Su Zixu were completely surrounded by powder.

"Ah......h

The two hurriedly took off their clothes from their heads and threw them on the ground, then looked at Fang Jinqian and said with a sad face: "Big brother......"

Fang Jinyuan snorted and said in a deep voice: "If you dare to mess around in the future, you will bear the consequences." ”

The two looked at each other, and finally nodded: "Got it, we don't dare anymore." ”

"Alright, take out the antidote, and we'll continue to hurry later." Fang Jinyuan looked at Su Zixu and said, and by the way, he swept the powder on his body with his hand.

Su Zixu was stunned for a moment and said, "There is no antidote." ”

Fang Jinyuan paused, looked up at him and said, "There is no antidote?" ”

Fang Zihuai also looked at Su Zixu with a look of resentment, he now faintly felt like his body was crawling with ants, itching so much.

Seeing the gaze of the two, Su Zixu laughed dryly twice and said, "I can make it immediately, and before that, please move the two of you to the bathhouse first." ”

Fang Jinyuan and Fang Zihuai glared at him in unison, and then turned around and went downstairs, thinking at the same time, why did they bring this enemy with them?

The two brothers came to the bathing place, and as soon as they got into the water, Su Zixu came running.

"Aren't you going to make an antidote?" Fang Zihuai said with a glare.

Su Zixu looked at him, and then said while undressing, "Do you think I'm unconscious?" I'm itching too. ”

"What about the antidote?" Fang Zihuai looked at him and frowned, "You shouldn't say that you'll be fine if you take a bath, right?" ”

"How could the medicine I made be so easy to solve. I'll ask Brother Qi to help me get it, and he'll send it over when he's done later. Su Zixu said as he climbed into Fang Zihuai's bathtub.

"What are you doing?" Fang Zihuai looked at him with disgust, and even stretched out a hand to push him.

"These are two bath buckets, you can't let me and Brother Fang soak in one bucket." Su Zixu opened his hand, and when he saw that he was still not allowed to enter, he immediately frowned and said, "You stop me again, be careful that Brother Fang gets angry and drives us both out." ”

Fang Zihuai snorted and retracted his hand dissatisfiedly, fortunately, the bathtub was big enough, and the two of them were not very crowded. After Su Zixu sat down, Fang Zihuai looked at the bathtub next to him and asked, "Big brother, are you okay?" ”

Fang Jinyuan opened his eyes and looked at him, then closed his eyes and said coldly, "Thanks to you." ”

Fang Zihuai knew that he was wronged, but he felt a little wronged, so he defended in a low voice: "I didn't mean it, how did I know that he would come to this trick, and he said that it was not poisonous, so I didn't think about it so much, who knew that it was actually itchy powder." ”

Su Zixu's eyes widened, looked at him with a disdainful expression, and said, "What itchy powder?" This is called the ant upper body. ”

"Ant upper body? It's hard to hear. Fang Zihuai frowned and said, "It's better to call it itchy powder." ”

"Tickle powder is more ugly, cheesy and ugly." Su Zixu said as he poured water on himself.

"Don't sprinkle it on me, it's annoying, can't you soak quietly?"

"You're embarrassed to say, who told you to rub powder on my neck, and it makes me itch to death now."

"It's not that you're to blame, you deserve it."

"Hey, like you're right." Su Zixu raised his eyebrows and said.

Fang Zihuai also glared and said, "What's wrong with me?" ”

"Well spoken, what are you doing?"

"It's not because you're cheap."

"I'm cheap? Am I wrong? I didn't force you to go to the brothel, but now you blame me. ”

"You didn't force me, but you threatened me with this." Fang Zihuai said confidently, not paying any attention to Fang Jinyuan next to him, looking at him gloomily.

"If you don't have a ghost in your heart, can I threaten you?"

"Don't quibble, it's you ......" Fang Zihuai looked extremely angry, and he almost slashed him with a sword.

"So...... Zihuai, you went to a brothel? Fang Jinyuan said coldly.

Fang Zihuai's body stiffened, and he didn't look at Fang Jin's clothes, but Su Zixu wiped his body and said disapprovingly: "Yes, Brother Fang, haven't you already scolded him for this?" He's fine now, and he's bringing it up again with me. ”

As soon as Su Zixu finished speaking, he immediately noticed that something was wrong, looked up at Fang Zihuai, and then looked at Fang Jin, who was looking at them, and said with a dry smile: "That, I'll wash it, I'll go first." With that, he got up and stepped out of the tub.

Fang Zihuai raised his hand and pulled him over his feet, pulled him back into the water, and then scooped him up from the water, gritted his teeth in his ear and said, "Don't you want to run." ”