Chapter 64 Only I Tie Niu is real
Song Jiang smiled and bowed his hand to Li Kui: "There were many people just now, and it was inconvenient to tell Brother Li his name, so I pretended to ask Messi, and it was Shandong Hei Song Jiang below." ”
Li Kui clapped his hands and shouted, "My master! If you don't say it earlier, it will also make me happy! ”
After saying that, he threw himself over and bowed.
Song Jiang hurriedly helped Li Kui up and said: "Come, sit next to my brother, black Song Jiang, black Li Kui, the same black brother, just like a mother!" "Laughing.
Seven people sit at a table, enjoy the scenery and talk about some anecdotes about the rivers and lakes, and drink at the same time. Li Kui drank wine in a big bowl, everyone touched a cup, and he picked up the big bowl and drank it dry. He is not good at talking, but his mouth is not idle, he is busy cleaning the battlefield on the table, eating until the bottom of the plate is facing the sky, and he is still unsatisfied.
Seeing this, Song Jiang called the bartender and said, "Add a few more plates of vegetables and vegetables to the appetizer, and add two catties of cooked beef for us by the way." ”
The bartender said: "Guest officer, we only sell mutton and not beef, and the fat mutton is enough." ”
Li Kui listened, picked up the plate on the table, and was about to throw it out to smash the bartender, but when he thought that Song Jiang was beside him, he stopped it. The juice on the plate couldn't be stopped, and the bartender was hurriedly drenched. Li Kui didn't care whether the bartender was happy or not, he didn't relent: "You bully me not to eat mutton, only beef." ”
The bartender swallowed his anger and said that he was really in a hurry, and in a moment a plate of hot lamb was brought to the table. Everyone ate a little, and then they didn't move their chopsticks. Li Kui was not polite, grabbing the piece of meat with both hands, taking a bite from the left and a bite from the right, eating happily.
Dai Zong said with a smile: "This guy is like a starving ghost reincarnated, and he won't shoot to death if he eats so much!" ”
Song Jiang applauded: "Good food!" can have a fight with my brother Wu Song's amount of alcohol, he drinks more wine and has more strength! ”
Li Kui chewed the meat in his mouth and said, "I want to eat an extra piece of meat and have more strength." The crowd laughed.
Hua Ziwei saw that Li Kui was cute, she had been following Song Jiang for a long time, and she had also learned a lot of ideas for slippery heads in the wine field, so she proposed to play a game to make a drinking order. Every time you ask a question, you can't answer the drink, this is Song Jiang's wine order to get Yan Shun drunk!
Hua Ziwei asked Dai Zong: "How many suns are there in the sky?" ”
Dai Zong replied easily: "One." ”
He asked Song Jiang again: "How many moons are there in the sky?" ”
The answer was also easy: "One." ”
Then he asked Li Kui: "How many stars are there in the sky?" ”
Li Kui stared for a long time, drank a bowl of wine without saying a word, and said, "I'm coming!" ”
He asked the same question, but left the third question for Hua Ziwei, who smiled and said, "A lot!" ”
Li Kui's eyes widened again and asked, "Is this also counted?" ”
Hua Ziwei said: "Of course forget it! ”
Li Kui grabbed his hair and said, "It's not that difficult." ”
Hua Ziwei saw that Li Kui had been fooled, so she started a new round, this time she pretended to be smart and started asking questions with Song Jiang as an example.
Ask Huachen how many eyes Brother Song has, and ask Ruan Xiaoqi how many noses Brother Song has, this is easy to answer, no need to be verbose. When it was Xue Yong's turn to answer that Brother Song had a few legs, Xue Yong froze for a while, looking at everyone's faces a little embarrassed, not knowing what to say, and finally decided to serve a wine glass.
Seeing this, Li Kui said: "I won't answer this!" Of course, it's three. ”
Hua Ziwei said: "If you are a human being, you only have two legs, how can you have three, you will be punished for drinking!" ”
Dai Zong only coughed beside him, and Li Kui was puzzled: "Brother Dean, don't you usually teach us prisoners to take care of our third leg?" What are you coughing up now? ”
There was a moment of embarrassment, and everyone lowered their heads and couldn't help laughing. Hua Ziwei understood a little, pointed at Li Kui and said, "You are a hooligan!" ”
Li Kui smiled and said: "Little brother, I know that you can't drink enough, trick me into drinking Tie Niu, come to my brother to drink a bowl and you drink a small cup." After saying that, he drank it all.
Hua Ziwei was willing to soften, picked up the bowl and drank three bowls in a row and said, "Who wants you to let it!" ”
Li Kui was immediately in high spirits, and his desire to fight for wine increased greatly, he picked up the bowl and said: "I can't see that Bai Mian Xiucai still has a little bit of wine, so I came to drink ten bowls with my brother." ”
Xue Yong hurriedly blocked and said, "Brother Li, she is her daughter's family!" ”
Li Kui put the bowl down, stared at Hua Ziwei for a long time and said, "No wonder it's so handsome, it turns out to be my daughter's house." ”
He was embarrassed to dig out his hair and said: "It's fake to recognize a brother first, and now it's fake to recognize a brother, only I Tieniu is real." ”
Everyone laughed after hearing this, saying that the iron bull was really interesting.
On the first day of coming to Jiangzhou City, Song Jiang and others drank a lot of meat and vegetables.
Yesterday's brotherly gathering was indeed very lively, but in the end it was Song Jiang who invited him, Dai Zong didn't want to go, and thought about making his own banquet to invite Song Jiang, and thought that Song Jiang might not stay in Jiangzhou for a few days, so he chose a day to hit the day, finished explaining the affairs in prison, and took Li Kui to the inn to find Song Jiang. The location of the gathering has not changed, but Xue Yong is missing.
Not long after getting up today, Song Jiang suddenly remembered the gibbon Hou Jian, who was known as the number one tailor in the rivers and lakes, and brought him back to Qingzhou to get a garment factory to have fun to see if he had a future in the Great Song Dynasty. Song Jiang called Xue Yong over and asked him to go to the Wuwei Army to find Hou Jian, and go to Qingfeng Mountain to join the gang together.
Xue Yong hurriedly explained that Hou Jian was his apprentice and had learned guns and sticks from him, so there was no problem. Song Jiang said in his heart, don't I know? That's what the Water Margin says, but it's not broken.
Xue Yong suddenly asked Song Jiang: "How does my brother know that Hou Jian is in the Wuwei Army?" ”
Song Jiang didn't know how to answer well, so he chose not to answer, and said directly to Xue Yong: "I don't know who is the number one tailor in the world, if you go to the house of Wuwei Army Huang Wenbing, you will definitely be able to find him, what are you talking about!" ”
Xue Yong hesitated a little and then took the order.
Xue Yong really found Hou Jian at Huang Wenbing's house, and when he saw his master, Hou Jian was also overjoyed, said goodbye to Huang Wenbing, and sat down in a private room in the tavern with Xue Yong. Served some wine and food, and the two chatted while drinking.
Hou Jian suddenly asked, "How does the master know that I am living in the Huangtong Judgment Family?" ”
Xue Yongdao: "I also wonder about this, I still can't think about it clearly, let's not talk about this for now." ”
He lowered his voice and said: "I am now with Song Gongming in Qingfeng Mountain, and I have something to do with him in Jiangzhou, and he asked me to come here to find you." ”
Hou Jian said with some surprise: "But the Yuncheng Hei Saburo who is righteous and squandered money? ”
Xue Yong hurriedly nodded and said, "It's not who else he will have!" ”
Hou Jian asked puzzledly, "How could Song Gongming know the name of a little person like me?" And also know that I am in the home of Wuwei Army Huang Tongju? ”
Xue Yongdao: "Brother Song said that no one knows who is the first tailor in the world, as for how to know that you are in the Wuwei Army Huang Wenbing's house, I asked him and didn't say." ”
After a pause, he said mysteriously: "Do you say that Brother Song can really pinch and calculate, the brothers of Qingfeng Mountain admire him very much, some people say that he is a half-immortal possession, he knows five hundred years before, and five hundred years later." Some people also say that he is a heavenly immortal, and there is nothing in the world that he does not know, and there is nothing he will not do. ”
Hou Jian was a little moved and said: "I don't want Song Gongming to know that I am a nobody, it's really unexpected!" ”
Xue Yongdao: "He asked me to invite you up the mountain." ”
Hou Jian was even more surprised and asked, "What can I do when I go up the mountain?" I have no other skills than sewing and tailoring and making some clothes! ”
Xue Yongdao: "Don't you know, there are many people like you in the mountains, and Brother Song is called a technical talent, which is very popular." Doctors like doctors, carpenters, blacksmiths, plasterers, veterinarians, breeders, and even pickles are reused. Brother Song must have his intentions in letting you go up the mountain, otherwise why would he ask me to invite you. ”
Hou Jianle said leisurely: "Then I will go with the master, there will definitely be no harm in following Song Gongming!" ”
Xue Yongdao: "To tell you, I've been with Brother Song for so long, and I always feel that I can't figure out this person, he is like a god, and he always judges things right." When I came, I asked him how he knew you were here, and he only said that he would definitely find you, and asked me what I was doing! ”
Hou Jian seemed to be very experienced, and said mysteriously: "Master, this is your little experience, in the future, you just need to complete the tasks he assigns, don't ask questions, then he will be easy to annoy you." Just like Huang Tong sentenced me to make clothes, I just do it as required, why ask why do women's clothes? Is it for the lady or for someone else? The tasks assigned by the big guys, just obey and complete them on time and with high quality, don't ask why? ”
Xue Yong nodded and said, "I also realized that in the future, I just do what he explained, and I won't ask the reason again." Hou Jian also nodded, and the two talked about the past again, and after they were full of wine and food, they packed up their things and went to find Song Jiang.