Chapter 65: The Legend of the Divine Taibao

Dai Zong was so drunk that he sent him home alone, with no one to take care of him, so Song Jiang simply arranged for him to share a room with him in an inn.

In the middle of the night, Dai Zong woke up to see that the candle had not been extinguished, there was decanting soup on the table next to him, and a basin was placed on the floor under the bed (to prevent him from vomiting vomit on the ground). Song Jiang still didn't sleep, and when he saw Dai Zong wake up, he smiled and said, "Brother Xian woke up?" Get up and wash your face, there is a decanting soup prepared for you on the table, and you can drink some of it. ”

Dai Zong saw that Song Jiang was waiting for him like a subordinate, and he was grateful and flustered in his heart, and hurriedly said: "How can you let your brother wait, shame Dai Zong." ”

There was a choke in the words.

Song Jiang said: "Virtuous brother don't say anything outside, your own brother, why worry about it!" If Song Jiang is drunk, the virtuous brother will definitely be like this, why bother! ”

Dai Zong got up to wash his face and drink some sobering soup, and suddenly felt much more comfortable in his stomach. The two of them were completely sleepy and chatted. Dai Zong said: "I heard that my brother fell into the grass in Qingfeng Mountain, specializing in robbing the rich and helping the poor, and his reputation in the rivers and lakes was shocked. I thought my brother was a reckless man, but who knew that he was as careful as a detail. ”

Song Jiang sighed and said: "The situation is compelling, and it is a last resort. If there is no way to live, we have to find a way to live, and we crack down on the rich merchants in the township, and we also give the common people a way to live. It's really time for this world to make a fuss, officials and businessmen collude, fish and flesh the people, and the people have no way to live. ”

Dai Zong also sighed: "In such a rich Great Song Dynasty, corrupt officials abound, and the emperor did nothing in a large area of peace. Don't you know that internal and external troubles are like a flood, and the trend of spreading has already been achieved, and it is only a matter of time before the levees are breached. ”

Song Jiang saw that he was a little sad, so he said: "Don't mention these bird things, it's annoying, tell me the happy story between our brothers." ”

He looked at Dai Zong and said: "People call my brother the Shenxing Taibao, and it is said that if you tie the armor horse to your leg, you can travel thousands of miles a day." Song Jiang was really puzzled, whether the virtuous brother could reveal a thing or two. ”

This is something that Song Jiang is very interested in, he has always been puzzled by this when he watched the Water Margin in his previous life, could it be that Dai Zong is also an inventor, and Jia Ma is just a flying machine to hide people's ears? Dai Zong was in front of him today, and he couldn't help but ask.

Dai Zong lowered his head embarrassedly, and only after a long time did he swallow and say, "ActuallyΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· In fact, the Jiama Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· It's to hide people's eyes. ”

"If it's really a cover-up, is Dai Zong really an inventor? Is the horse really a real flying machine? In this way, he made a lot of money, and invited Dai Zong to the Academy of Sciences to invent all kinds of flying machines. The most difficult to improve and develop armored horses, the soldiers are all tied to their legs, the infantry is not a cavalry that does not ride a horse, it is simply a flying soldier, and I don't know what energy the armored horse uses to generate power, can it last? ”

Song Jiang kept guessing in his mind, but he didn't say a word in his mouth, just looked at him fixedly, Dai Zong explained: "The little brother runs fast in a short distance, and almost no one can catch up. If you slow down a little, you won't be able to pant like others when you run for ten miles. Under the pretense of having a horse magic spell, the speed can be increased, so there is a long way out of the state to let me go, and my brother has a lot of extra money. ”

"Oh! It turns out that this is how it hides people's ears! ”

Song Jiang did not lose the loss of the inventor, nor did he have the surprise after being relieved, and said to himself: "That is to say, Dai Zong is an athlete who has both sprinting and marathon advantages, no wonder he doesn't like to eat meat very much, just imagine how he can run like a fat pig." But it's also perverted to say that he has this ability, and you let Bolt try it at the Olympics in both the 100m and the marathon! ”

But he still wondered, how hard it was to run around to earn some extra money, wouldn't it be more convenient to ride a horse?

As soon as this doubt came out, Dai Zong's face turned red all of a sudden, and he smiled shyly and said: "I don't dare to ride a horse, my heart beats faster, my lips tremble, my body breaks out in a cold sweat, and my whole body is weak. ”

Dai Zong seemed to have made a lot of determination, and after pondering for a while, he raised his head and said to Song Jiang: "The reason is that when I was a child, I was kicked off a horse, and I still have palpitations. ”

Song Jiang suddenly felt embarrassed, this is someone else's privacy, although he has no intention of breaking in, but it is a bit shameless to probe into other people's privacy.

No wonder Dai Zong didn't marry a wife in the whole Water Margin, it turned out that there was such a reason, he really likes to make all kinds of unsatisfactory jokes with people.

However, since Dai Zong can tell him honestly, it can be seen that he has a lot of trust in himself, and as soon as they meet at the beginning of the year, he regards himself as a brother who treats each other with all sincerity, and Song Jiang was greatly moved for a while.

Dai Zong understood Song Jiang's thoughts, and he smiled and said: "Brother, don't take it to heart, this matter has been like a mountain for more than ten years, and it has made me breathless, and it seems to be much easier to say it today." It can be regarded as a blessing in disguise, otherwise how can there be extra silver to give Li Kui some money, not to mention that he caused trouble by being in prison, he has once killed people. ”

After a pause, he said: "After the carving of life, we are all like a bowl of strong wine, but this guy is as straightforward as a bowl of water, I seem to see my previous shadow, so I tried my best to rescue him." ”

Song Jiang completely understood that Li Kui's disasters were all settled by Dai Zong, and the iron relationship between the two was self-evident.

The next day, Li Kui came to the inn, Song Jiang called Dai Zong, everyone went to breakfast, and Song Jiang said to drink some soul wine. Li Kui was puzzled and asked: "Brother, there is still this famous hall for drinking, this is at most a morning wine, why is it called a soul wine?" ”

Song Jiang explained: "If you drink too much the night before, it will definitely be uncomfortable to get up the next morning. It is said that you can cure your hangover with alcohol, and you can also increase the amount of alcohol. ”

Everyone looked at him with suspicion, and Song Jiang said: "If it has any effect, won't you know if you try it!" ”

In front of a restaurant, Song Jiang suddenly paused and said, "Zhang Shun, the fish tooth of Jiangzhou Fish Market, who of the two of you know?" ”

Dai Zongdao: "I've heard his name, it seems to be called Langli Baitiao, but I haven't met, my brother asked him what he did?" ”

Song Jiang said: "I have an appointment with his brother Zhang Heng, a few days ago Zhang Heng went to the fish market to find Zhang Shun, and today he invited his brothers to get together, and they knew each other." ”

Li Kui said: "I have been to the fish market, I went to Zhang Shun, and by the way, I bought two golden carp for my brother to make sobering soup." He volunteered to take over the job of finding Zhang Shun.

Song Jiang advised: "Invite Zhang Heng as well, don't shout my name loudly in crowded places, just let his brothers know." Li Kui said that he knew, and ran to the fish market.

The rest of the people ordered some breakfast and were about to eat. Song Jiang suddenly said: "Li Kui's sex is like a fire, and the fish market is a place where dragons and snakes are mixed, will it cause trouble?" ”

Dai Zong said with a smile: "Brother doesn't need to worry, only he is the one who causes trouble, how can he dare to provoke him if he is in trouble!" ”

The crowd laughed at the words. Song Jiang was still a little worried, so he said: "After eating early, we will all go to the fish market, just to see the scenery." ”

Everyone nodded yes.

Li Kui went to the fish market and asked people about Zhang Shun, and they all said that the owner of the fish tooth had not yet come. It turned out that Zhang Shun, the owner of the fish tooth, managed the fish market, and he couldn't trade without him, so everyone waited for the owner of the fish tooth.

Li Kui didn't have the patience to wait, so he walked around with his hands behind his back, and saw a few fishermen who were idle, throwing dice in the bowl and betting on copper plates.

Gamblers see gambling, drunkards see wine, and perverts can't help but salivate when they see beautiful women. Li Kui didn't feel his hands itching, and stepped forward to talk: "The golden carp on your boat, pick two big ones and me." ”

When the fisherman saw Li Kui's fierce appearance, he responded: "If the master does not come, we dare not sell it to you." ”

Li Kui's purpose was not to buy two fish now, but to participate in gambling, so he said: "Then the master will buy it later, and I will play a few games with you first!" ”

After saying that, whether they agreed or not, they directly joined the battlefield.

Because it was to pass the free time, the fisherman's gamble was small, and Li Kui didn't have much scattered silver, and he lost it all after a while.

The gambler's art of war will always remain the same, if he loses, he will have to fight against the water, and if he wins, he will get rich in one go, disdain to act step by step, and he will never wake up from the dream of making a fortune without hard work.

Li Kui lost sexually, took out the ten taels of silver that Song Jiang gave him and said: "The bet of the big grain of rice has no taste at all, do you dare to play bigger, ten taels of silver at a time, and go head-to-head directly!?" ”