Chapter 493: A New Strategy

As the minutes passed, the noise in his stomach became louder and louder, and finally Shi Bin couldn't hold it anymore and got up and ran towards the toilet in the camp.

At first, Shi Bin didn't feel anything wrong, but there were two diarrheas in a pot of tea, which made him feel uneasy in his heart. When the medicinal properties of croton became stronger and stronger, Shi Bin, who was grounded to the point of helplessness, finally had to simply sit on the toilet and not get up, saving trouble. At this time, Shi Bin regretted it, and he completely understood what Jia Ling meant by 'suffering a little'.

scolded Jia Ling half to death in his heart, but there was nothing he could do, there was no regret in the world. At the same time, it also made Shi Bin understand why Wang San likes to use croton or oleander to remove yin people so much. If the defenders of the city are like this, won't the city be self-defeating?

At this time, a trace of cunning flashed in Jia Ling's eyes, and he said with a smile: "Master Shi, is your anger now gone?" ”

Is your anger now gone? Shi Bin couldn't understand such a clueless sentence, his anger had actually disappeared not long after he came out of the account, and he was just acting after that. What's more, it was also eliminated in the process of acting, why does Jia Ling still have such a sentence now?

I couldn't get up from diarrhea, and I couldn't get out of my temper, so I could only nod suspiciously.

"Husband, you are really amazing, this trick made our sisters panic and almost cry, if it weren't for the fact that I was still sober, the bad breath was almost taken out by you." Jia Ling grinned.

What the! Seen out? Shi Bin felt incredible after hearing this, and he didn't look like Jia Ling was cheating him, and he immediately felt a little uneasy in his heart. But he must not admit it just like that, so Shi Bin still pretended to be stupid, and said in a questioning tone: "Xiaoling, what do you mean by this, do you think I was acting just now?" So you deliberately retaliated with croton? ”

"My good husband, do you and I only know each other today? Who doesn't know how many roundworms they have in their stomach? At first, Sister Xi Shi and I were indeed deceived by your superb acting skills, but you ignored the most important point in order to get revenge on us. ”

A hundred secrets, and the most important negligence? Shi Bin didn't believe it, and still looked at Jia Ling 'confused'.

"You didn't even care about your home for the sake of turf, and now you are on the verge with the court. At such a critical juncture, Sister Xi Shi and I didn't even say how to get greater benefits, and you agreed to pretend to be sick, isn't it too rash, this is not like your temperament. Jia Ling smiled.

"With this, Jia Ling, are you so disturbing?" Shi Bin immediately roared angrily.

"Husband, it's not necessarily bad to stir up the situation like this." Jia Ling laughed slyly again, "Look at you now, not only sick but also angry, I don't think anyone who sees it will think that you are suitable for negotiation now." Isn't that just the right fit for us? So please cooperate with your husband and continue to lose your temper, the more true the better, but don't turn off the fire. Husband, the slave family has never harmed you, and please rest assured that my method will definitely benefit you the most. ”

Even if Shi Bin couldn't show his evil aura as before, he was still frowning and panting like a cow, obviously full of anger. It didn't take long for him to lose his physical strength, and he felt that what Jia Ling said made some sense, so he had to snort coldly and sulk, and he didn't put out the fire.

After hearing the news from Shi Bin's personal guard, Lu Wende and Zhao Kui waited patiently for nearly half an hour, and then they couldn't wait any longer, so they simply came over.

When I walked nearby, I found two shrews arguing with a man sitting on the toilet. Such a strange scene is the first time they have seen it in their lives. Zhao Kui may not have seen Jia Ling and Sai Xishi, but Lu Wende has seen it more than once and is quite impressed by these two Hedong lions.

said to Zhao Kui, who looked confused: "Lord Zhao, that's Shi Bin and his wife. ”

Although I have long heard that Shi Bin has found two powerful wives, and they both love each other. Now he was surprised when he saw it, and he actually found two women who were so rude.

"Normal, normal, they're like that, it's good after the quarrel. Husband and wife, bedside fight and bedside and. Lu Wende squeezed out some smiles and said to Zhao Kui.

Zhao Kui believed the quarrel, but he still wondered why Shi Bin was sitting on the toilet and quarreling with Jia Ling. So he pointed to the toilet bowl and asked, "Master Lu, what does he mean by that?" ”

This time, Lu Wende didn't have a problem, so he could only smile very awkwardly: "I don't know about this, maybe it's their special way of quarreling."

After walking over, Zhao Kui couldn't stand the pungent smell wafting from the toilet, and retreated five or six steps in a row, but Lu Wende, a general who has been fighting all year round, was not so sensitive, and stopped retreating.

"What are you?" Zhao Kui asked.

"You're Lord Zhao, right?" Jia Ling smiled very naturally, without the slightest restraint, "I heard my husband say that you often helped him when he was in the capital, and the slave family is here to thank you." He saluted as he spoke.

Although I had heard that Shi Bin's main wife was the daughter of Jia Yidao, and knew that she had seen well, I didn't expect that this change was huge and so natural now. Just now, she was a shrew who didn't know how to be polite, but now she has become a polite and polite official wife.

Because of this, he was stunned for a moment, which led to not responding to Jia Ling's gift in time, which made Zhao Kui, the prime minister, a little embarrassed.

After greeting and fighting, he naturally wanted to get to the point, so Zhao Kui ignored Jia Ling and Sai Xishi, who was going to give a gift, and talked directly to Shi Bin.

"Master Shi, why did you leave for half an hour? Also, why are you sitting on this toilet right now and don't seem to want to get up? Shi Bin asked.

Hearing this, Shi Bin immediately said with a 'crying' face: "Lord Zhao, did you say that a person can sit on the toilet and play if he has nothing to do?" Naturally, I want to defecate. ”

This answer is naturally true, but why sit all the time? And sit at the door of the tent and not in the innermost? Zhao Kui was puzzled.

"Hehe, isn't Lord Zhao very confused, why am I sitting here like this?" Shi Bin said what Zhao Kui was thinking, and Zhao Kui also happened to want to know the answer, so he naturally admitted it.

"Not because of anything else, it's because I ate the cold dishes sent by the two of them, but unfortunately it's moldy! Doesn't this just pull up the stomach? Such an ugly appearance made the two adults laugh. Shi Bin said angrily.

In normal times, Zhao Kui and Lu Wende might be able to see that Shi Bin was acting, but this time Shi Bin was really angry, so the two didn't see any clues. It's just that Zhao Kui, an old fritter who knows some medical skills, really asked to help Shi Bin with his pulse, and expressed his willingness to help him prescribe a prescription for conditioning.

I have eaten croton for a long time, and I am indeed having diarrhea, Shi Bin, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi are naturally not afraid, 'real gold is not afraid of fire refining'.

After calling the pulse twice, Zhao Kui didn't find anything abnormal, Shi Bin was indeed sick. So he had to sit on the toilet and continue to negotiate with Lu Wende.

"I'm sorry, two. It's a bit of a hassle. Shi Bin smiled bitterly.

wanted to say hello to Shi Bin and leave the place that made him feel uncomfortable as soon as possible, but in order to prevent Shi Bin from backlashing, he still opened his mouth and asked, "Lord Shi, how about we have decided what we talked about before?" The eldest husband is full of words, and he doesn't regret it, if he regrets it, I will look down on you. ”

"Rest assured"

"Shi Bin, what did you talk about with Lord Zhao, why don't I know?" Before Shi Bin finished speaking, a sharp voice with dissatisfaction came from the side, and the person who made the voice was Jia Ling. At this time, she returned to her previous shrew appearance.

"What do you know about things between men, it's enough to stay at home and do housework and take care of the children." Shi Bin snorted and said disdainfully, but it sounded obviously unconfident and purely pretentious.

Of course, I didn't want Jia Ling and Sai Xishi, two obviously difficult women to deal with, to get involved, and they were both Shi Bin's wives, so Zhao Kui said: "Mrs. Shi, women should not ask about this kind of thing, this is a man's business." ”

"Nonsense! Who said that women can't participate in politics, so they can only do housework at home and take care of children? Is there still less regent of the Queen Mother in history? Han Shizhong's wife Liang Hongyu also went into battle to kill the enemy, could it be that these are all nonsense from others? At this time, Sai Xi Shi jumped out and said angrily.

Such a denial made Zhao Kui very embarrassed, but because of Shi Bin's face, he didn't bother with the two women, so he chose to ignore it, and then said: "Shi Bin, you make a statement, is the result of our previous discussion considered a final agreement?" ”

"It should be counted," Shi Bin said with some hesitation.

"Kind of fart!" Jia Ling scolded, "If we sisters don't know, it doesn't count!" Jia Ling said and glared at Zhao Kui fiercely, as if she was going to eat him.

And Lu Wende has always wisely closed his mouth since Jia Ling spoke, standing aside as a spectator.

I didn't expect this situation at all, and Zhao Kui felt tricky even if he had been an official for decades. Sai Xi Shi is easy to do, but Jia Ling is Jia Yidao's daughter, and it is almost impossible to skip her and reach a final agreement with Shi Bin.

However, he still had to make a final effort, Zhao Kui asked: "Lord Shi, although I heard that your husband and wife are very affectionate, but in such a situation, I really can't imagine how this 'affection' came about. Can't your husband still be in charge of the house? What's more, this is not a family affair, but a state affair. ”

"Old horseman! The relationship between our husband and wife cannot be provoked by you! How we communicate is our business, what do you do, where to stay cool! Sai Xi Shi scolded viciously.

At this time, Zhao Kui felt a trace of helplessness, an unruly lady and a vulgar concubine, and he, an old man who had been cultivated by etiquette and shame for many years, was a little overwhelmed.

Afraid that the two of them would completely anger Zhao Kui, Shi Bin immediately said weakly: "Okay, don't make trouble." This is a barracks, not a home, and you can't be allowed to come here. If you make any more trouble, you will really get you back to Sichuan! ”

seemed to be shocked by such a sentence, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi's momentum immediately weakened, and both of them said softly: "Husband, okay, let's not make trouble." We apologize to Lord Zhao. But you have to tell us what you talked about with Lord Zhao. ”

This is part of the play, Shi Bin naturally nodded helplessly and explained.