Chapter 492: Small Schemes

If there was no previous matter, Shi Bin would immediately pull Jia Ling and Sai Xishi, and the three of them would discuss a way to help him Shi Bin get the most benefits as soon as possible. But at this time, Shi Bin didn't have this idea, what he wanted to do now was to immediately get back the face he had lost before. Because in his opinion, Lu Wende and Zhao Kui should have known that he was 'sick', so they didn't account for him and didn't return to the account.

If it is really difficult to delay, it is not impossible to send someone to politely apologize and say that it is not impossible to terminate today's negotiations, but it may cause some unpredictable troubles.

Therefore, Shi Bin still plans to negotiate things with Lu Wende and Zhao Kui as soon as possible, but before that, he must play Jia Ling and his two daughters well, and figure out from them what their so-called methods are to obtain more benefits.

Knowing that Jia Ling and Sai Xishi were chattering at the door of the tent and discussing in a whisper how to make Shi Bin eliminate his anger, Shi Bin still pretended not to know, not only scolded but even deliberately gasped, looking like he would not give up if he did not give up with this evil anger.

Although I wondered why Shi Bin was so irritable this time, and I also suspected that Shi Bin was acting, for the sake of the overall situation, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi didn't dare to doubt it, so they could only let Shi Bin mess around. They could only choose to curl up obediently and stop making a sound.

Such an effect is naturally what Shi Bin wants, and the more unhappy Jia Ling and Sai Xishi are, the happier he is. Who told them to play tricks on themselves at this critical juncture?

Of course, it is not enough to let Jia Ling's hearts hang like this, Shi Bin came up with another bad move in a blink of an eye, and ordered loudly without hesitation: "Come and follow me to Lord Lu and Lord Zhao to sign the agreement, so that people will say that I Shi Bin broke his word and got fat!" It's a villain who doesn't believe in his word! ”

If before, Jia Ling and the others would have hesitated whether to come out to apologize to Shi Bin, but as soon as this killer feature came out, the two could no longer hold back, even if they were reluctant, they could only jump out and apologize to Shi Bin. You must know that if Shi Bin really signs the agreement according to the conditions negotiated now, then he will suffer a big loss. Shi Bin suffered a big loss, didn't the two of them Shi Bin's wives also suffer a big loss? It was a heart-rending pain for two shrewd women.

Seeing Jia Ling and Sai Xishi, who suddenly flashed out of the tent and stopped in front of him, as if they had practiced light skills, Shi Bin couldn't help but sigh secretly: Sure enough, money makes people crazy, making them so agile in reaching out.

Still secretly laughing at the two of them, Jia Ling said anxiously: "Husband, you must not go to reach such an agreement with the imperial court. When the time comes, those guys just need to close the gates and push the responsibility, and you won't want to get a grain of food everywhere. Even in Henan and the east and west roads of Beijing, there will be many difficulties in raising grain. ”

"That's right, Sister Jia Ling is very right. As long as those unconscionable people close the city gates, where will you go to raise food? It would be too easy for them to borrow a knife to kill someone. We must not let anyone pinch our throats, unless we don't want to be here at all! ”

Seeing the two women in front of him so sincerely for him, Shi Bin felt a little ashamed in his heart. However, at this time, Shi Bin's mind was actually a mess, and the only thing that was certain was that it was not appropriate to open this prank at this time, so he had to think of individual ways to solve this thorny problem.

On the one hand, he had reached an agreement with Lu Wende and Zhao Kui, and on the other hand, he expressed his approval of Jia Ling and Sai Xishi's suggestions and played them tricks. From the point of view of reputation, we should be true to our words and stick to the agreement, and from the perspective of interests, we should listen to the opinions of Jia Ling and the others, regardless of the false name to expand our strength

What to do? At this time, Shi Bin was anxious. He didn't want the two Hedong lions to see that he was acting, so his result would be miserable.

When everything was about to get out of control, Shi Bin suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind and came up with a way. Since it's no longer easy to mix, why not just hide and not mix? Since I said 'sick' before, why don't you just get sick this time? Leaving everything to Jia Ling and Sai Xishi, two shrewd women, he just happened to be idle and comfortable, and most of them could escape.

So Shi Bin's 'anger' suddenly dropped, and he didn't say that he was going to sign an agreement with Lu Wende and Zhao Kui, but he still looked at Jia Ling and Sai Xishi coldly, his nose was not a nose and his eyes were not eyes. After snorting coldly, Shi Bin said, "You are reasonable, but now the words have been said and cannot be changed. Do you want me to be a little man of my word? ”

Looking at the 'brainless' Shi Bin in front of them, Jia Ling and the others felt a little crying and laughing, and they were exhausted.

"Husband, the emperor's orders can be changed as long as they are not sanctified, why can't your words be changed? Could it be that your words are more formal than the emperor's? Jia Ling asked helplessly.

"What you said is simple, how can I be the governor and deputy privy envoy, the envoy of the Wuping Army, the scholar of Longtuge, and the Pingbei Hou?" Speaking of which, Shi Bin also took up his official position.

"Those who achieve great things are not informal, and they can't break their promises in a few words? You Shi Bin didn't harm them, and you're not a saint! Besides, are there still few high-ranking officials and dignitaries in this world who are capricious and break their promises? Sai Xi Shi, the female bandit leader who had been driven to a dead end, jumped out and shouted, obviously she had suffered from it.

Shi Bin was a little ashamed to say this, and he also realized that his decision was correct. He Shi Bin is not suitable for negotiation, his words are not sharp enough, and he is too easy to satisfy. This kind of thing should be done by the two shrewd women Jia Ling and Sai Xishi.

"Okay, forget about what happened just now, I allow you to tell a little lie," Shi Bin said with a serious look, as if he was giving grace to Jia Ling and the others: "But I can't let those two guys, especially Zhao Kui, catch the handle." ”

Telling a little lie? The two shrewd women didn't frown and had a clever plan in their hearts, and after looking at each other and smiling, Sai Xishi said: "Husband, this is not simple, you are already 'sick'." ”

"Sick? Where am I sick? Shi Bin asked suspiciously. As soon as the words came out, Shi Bin reacted. The original plan that was not easy to export was now made out by Sai Xishi first, and everything was simple.

Of course, Sai Xishi and Jia Ling couldn't see that he had already come up with a solution first, so Shi Bin was still 'ignorant' and said that he couldn't understand, but in order to be not too stupid, he finally said, 'It's all angry with you'.

Now that Shi Bin's anger has subsided, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi have put their minds at ease and pulled him to discuss specific matters.

"Husband, didn't you just ask the guards to tell Lu Wende and Zhao Kui that you were sick? So aren't you just sick? Jia Ling said with a meaningful smile.

Of course, you can't play stupid anymore, that's what will be revealed. Shi Bin hesitated for a moment and said, "You mean you want me to pretend to be seriously ill?" ”

Before they finished speaking, Jia Ling and the others couldn't wait to nod their heads. Although he also wanted to do so in his heart, Shi Bin was worried about another question: with the shrewdness of Lu Wende and Zhao Kui, would they believe that they were suddenly sick? What's more, his behavior before leaving the tent was a little strange. And I always feel that once I agree to pretend to be sick, there will be some bad results, and it seems that something is missing. But I didn't have time to think so carefully, so I could only ask helplessly: "You want to be beautiful, but husband, I want to ask, how can I get seriously ill in bed with less than a stick of incense?" ”

"It's not easy, wouldn't it be nice to eat something bad? What's more, no one wants you to be seriously ill in bed, as long as you can't negotiate with Zhao Kui with Lu Wende normally. ”

"I said Miss Jia, who will negotiate if I can't negotiate?" Shi Bin said speechlessly.

"If you can't go, won't there be anyone to replace you? I can't go with Sister Shih Tzu? Jia Ling puffed up her chest and asked.

It turned out that Jia Ling's two calculations had already been made, and Shi Bin was secretly happy in his heart, which saved him a lot of tongue.

"Hey, okay, okay. That's it. But the question is still there, what kind of 'illness' do I have to be able to negotiate with Lu Wende and Zhao Kui normally? Doesn't arouse the suspicion of the two of them? Shi Bin asked.

"Isn't it okay to have diarrhea?" Sai Xi Shi asked suspiciously.

"That's good, but we have to dispel their suspicions. Do you say that it is vented? I remember that Zhao Kui was born in a scholarly family, and he must still know some medical science. If you insist on checking my pulse, once you see a flaw, it will be difficult to end up at that time. Maybe you won't even be able to reap the benefits now. ”

I have to admit that things are not as simple as I thought, Lu Wende and Zhao Kui are both powerful characters. Even if Lu Wende doesn't understand medical science, it is impossible for Zhao Kui, who came out of the scholarly family, not to understand, and it will be bad if it is self-defeating.

"Why is it all so troublesome? I knew that I was not a bird official, and it was much more comfortable to be a good man in the green forest. We're going to get sick, put some ash on our faces, and just lie down on the bed. Sai Xishi immediately complained when he heard what Shi Bin said.

"My sister doesn't have to worry, things are not troublesome, just pretend to have diarrhea, but my husband may have to suffer a little." Jia Ling smiled a little slyly.

Looking at Jia Ling's soft but obviously weird smile, Shi Bin felt a little cool. What does it mean to be 'bitter'? Knowing Jia Ling's eldest lady's temperament, as long as she doesn't die, it's not a big deal, it's just 'suffering a little'. Although I don't think Jia Ling will give her husband any vicious methods, it won't be comfortable to look at.

Thinking of this, Shi Bin immediately opened his mouth to warn: "Xiaoling, now is a critical moment, you can't mess around. I can't spare you if you mess things up! ”

Ignoring Shi Bin's warning, Jia Ling said confidently: "I said Pingbeihou, when did you become so bold?" I'm not afraid of blood, rain and blood, I'm actually afraid of a few crotons, and I'll laugh to death if I spread it. ”

Croton? This time, Shi Bin completely understood where the suffering came from, eating this croton would indeed cause diarrhea, and he would immediately become a patient, so he didn't have to pretend at all. But once the medicinal properties are over, as long as you take care of it, you will be fine. But Shi Bin didn't want to be so painful, diarrhea was definitely a painful thing.

So he said: "Is there any way to compromise, is it a bit too much to eat croton to make diarrhea?" Will you bear with it? ”

"Husband, it's not that we are hard-hearted, but that you can endure a little for the sake of the overall situation." Jia Ling said very 'painfully'.

didn't plan to struggle, Shi Bin lowered his head in frustration and accepted his fate, and grabbed a few crotons and threw them into his mouth heroically. Within two cups of tea, his stomach was really gurgling, and Shi Bin really had a diarrhea.