Chapter 35: Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning
Men, they all want to pretend to be forced from time to time, but if the posture is not right, they are easy to be struck by lightning. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Since the king of Nanyang County was demoted to Yongzhou half a month ago, the palace has also been raided. The bastard prince was only allowed to bring his family and a few personal servants, and the rest were arranged to be dealt with by Kaifeng Mansion.
The beloved who signed the living deed was naturally sent away by the Kaifeng Mansion, leaving more than a hundred lowly servants who signed the death deed, waiting for someone to come to the door to receive them.
He Zhiyun is a soft-hearted person, such a group of people knelt on the ground and cried, and she was also sad.
Yang Huairen is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, and he is the most unbearable to cry in front of him, "Don't howl, it makes my butt hurt, wait, brother will go home immediately and get the money to redeem your deed of sale, I'm annoyed." ”
He Zhiyun smiled, she liked him like this, pretending to be indifferent on her face, but in fact, she couldn't see the grievances of the hard-working people in her heart.
Yang Huairen saw He Zhiyun with a smile on his face, and he also followed the silly hehe, and thought proudly in his heart, my brother just likes his women to laugh, and he doesn't care how much money he spends.
The four doors of the palace were closed, and there were some officers and soldiers who had been dozing off all night, He Zhiyun had to find a remote place outside the wall and jumped out of the wall with Yang Huairen on his back.
This Fei Yang Huairen is proud again, my brother's woman will work lightly, which of you can compare? Unconvinced to argue!
But on the street, a big man was carried by a woman, and he seemed too weak, and the face of the big man still had to save some face, and it happened that it was already dawn at this time, and a pair of small couples who were pushing a cart to sell out the noodle soup were walking in front of them.
"How much does your car cost?"
"It doesn't sell for much money!"
When the dwarf man in the cart saw that the man in front of him was also wearing the clothes of a poor man with kudzuma, why did he speak in such a domineering tone? The heart said that this is a servant of which family, and there is no etiquette at all.
Yang Huairen saw that people were staring at him, so he was not angry, "Give you the same money, why don't you send me to Suiyuan by the Caishui River?" Dare to say a word carefully...... The lady beats you! ”
The little couple listened to the music, on weekdays, the chicken did not crow to get up to cook noodle soup, regardless of the wind and rain, but also to push the cart all over the city to sell, a month to earn a thousand eight hundred Wen hard money, now someone has always sent money to a few miles of land, how can you not be happy?
The dwarf man in the cart hurriedly took off his sweat towel and dusted the dust on the cart, and said happily: "The little official is so interested, Xiaodi will help you sit down." ”
"No, it's too ordinary to sit, the master is used to being different on weekdays, I want to lie on my stomach!"
The dwarf Khan Zhanger monk of the cart was puzzled, this strange man's preferences were too strange, and it was up to him.
He Zhiyun held back a smile, seeing that she couldn't hold it, Yang Huairen quickly glared at her, if this kind of thing was hit by a sword in the buttocks, if it spread, it would be better not to live.
The dwarf man is usually used to pushing the big bucket of noodle soup, how can he care about Yang Huairen's weight, the car is pushed in all directions, the dwarf man's mother-in-law pulled the rope in front of him, and He Zhiyun was holding on the side, walking fast along the way, and it didn't take much effort to get to the place.
Suiyuan hadn't started at this time, but there was an invisible queue outside the door waiting to get a stick.
Li Heiniu saw Yang Huairen like a ghost, when did he get up so early and come to the store?
"Brother Ren, this is ...... Whose clothes are you wearing? ”
"My brother mentioned it, my younger brother committed a soul attack last night, and he woke up like this. Sister Lian'er is not inside, get me the money quickly, wait to save people! ”
Naturally, I can't tell my family about being kidnapped, I don't know what my mother will worry about, so it's better to just panic.
As soon as he heard that it was to save people, Brother Hei Niu became energetic, threw the stick to Yang Fu, grabbed his sleeves and prepared to go back to the house to get his bright Daguan knife.
Lian'er didn't see Sister Yun'er when she got up in the morning, and she was wondering what she was doing, but when she saw her and Yang Huairen coming in together, she was relieved.
Yang Huairen grabbed a handful of broken silver from the cabinet and handed it to the short man with the cart, and hurriedly called Brother Hei Niu to carry him home.
Li Heiniu saw that he was limping when he walked, and when he broke his foot, he didn't think about it, and ran home with Yang Huairen on his back.
Taking advantage of the fact that Brother Hei Niu went to pack a box of silver cakes, He Zhiyun took the gold sore medicine and rebandaged Yang Huairen again, and the two changed into another set of clean clothes.
Approaching the autumn season, the officials in Kaifeng Mansion are already busy, and many scholars from all over the country come to Kaifeng Mansion early in the morning to change temporary household introductions.
Everyone else took the money and grain slips and walked out, Yang Huairen, He Zhiyun and Li Heiniu pulled a cart of silver cakes and walked into the yamen of Kaifeng Mansion, which looked particularly different.
As soon as the scribes heard that they were the lowly servants who came to receive the county king's mansion, they all praised Yang Huairen, and Yang Huairen was uncomfortable.
It turned out that the king of Nanyang County sold the official mantle, which made the court chickens and dogs jump, not only the greedy Zhao Zongchu was finished, but his group of younger brothers and horses also suffered from the seedlings.
The old party lacked a main force here, and began to find trouble for the new party everywhere, anyway, it was a round of fighting, and the fight was more lively than the three heroes fighting Lu Bu in the play.
The lowly servants in the county king's mansion were not asked for anywhere, no one had spare food to feed more than a hundred mouths, and no one wanted to have anything to do with the unlucky king, so this matter was delayed again and again, and it became a problem.
Someone came to the door automatically, but it didn't happen to throw this big trouble.
Li Heiniu pulled 5,000 taels of silver cakes, half of which was not used, so he changed the deed of sale of 126 people to the owner, and Yang Huairen took the opportunity to handle the household registration of the more than 40 people in Heifengling.
There are so many people, and the main book of the household registration is not clear, so they happily sign the notes one by one. In these years, the officials only care about quarrels, who cares about the lives and deaths of those cheap people, and the small fish and shrimp below will not be ignored.
Things went smoothly, but Yang Huairen felt like a fish in his throat, unspeakably uncomfortable.
I went back to Suiyuan in the car, and I met a stunned man, fourteen or fifteen years old, wearing a jade and gold crown, wearing a good light blue and gold brocade round-necked robe, followed by a little guy wearing a brown cloth shirt, and he had to eat beef noodles.
Yang Fu laughed with him, and he didn't know how many times he had explained that the number had been sent, and the guest officer would come early tomorrow, but these two people just refused to leave, especially the jade crown, who was arrogant.
The young man leisurely played the folding fan, with an unstoppable look on his face, talking and looking up at the ceiling, not knowing what to see on the ceiling.
"Hurry up and ask your shopkeeper Yang to personally cook a few good side dishes for Ben Gongzi, and then two bowls of beef noodles, there is nothing in this world that Ben Gongzi can't eat."
Yang Huairen was holding his breath, and when he heard that someone dared to pretend to be forced in Suiyuan, he immediately exploded, and scolded: "Young man, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced by lightning, you can't eat too much, roll the calf!" ”