Chapter 36: Brother is the emperor and his uncle
It is said that it is a good thing to be able to have a relationship with the powerful in today's society, but Yang Huairen thinks that this is a bad thing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The jade-crowned young man saw a scholar-like person walk in angrily and yell at him, but he didn't understand what he meant.
"Dare to ask Brother Tai, why are you angry? What is pretending? What is a calf? ”
Yang Huairen finished the resentment in his heart, and when he heard him ask such an idiot, he was stunned for a moment, then he was happy, and decided to tease him.
"I said this son, you are so old that you don't even know what to do, can I not be angry?"
"Oh? Then ask for advice. ”
Although the jade-crowned young man was arrogant, the etiquette between the scholars was still thoughtful, he raised his hand, and then made a cross hand salute.
Many people are not to blame, raise their hands and don't hit smiling people, people do a good job of etiquette, there is no reason to make themselves look rude, so I also learned to return the courtesy.
"This pretending to be forced, that is, you don't pretend that you have knowledge, you will be struck by lightning. Roll the calf, that's the rule of our store, eat noodles according to the number, you still want to eat if you don't have a number, so where should you go. ”
Yang Huairen smiled and said happily, but he was immediately retributed.
"Oh, I see, teachable. It seems that Childe has real knowledge, so he doesn't need to pretend to be forced, he is really forced.
The younger brother Xu Zhao, a native of Kaifeng, dared to ask the son's name. ”
Yang Huairen intuitively felt that a heavenly thunder slashed down from the sky, and he struck his own heavenly spirit cover impartially. scolded in his heart, your grandma, since Lao Tzu can't laugh at you, then he will starve you to death.
"It's the shopkeeper of Suiyuan Yang below, just now you said that there is nothing in this world that you can't eat, I can't see it, right? I'll just name a few things, and you've never eaten them. ”
Xu Zhao smiled conceitedly, as if to say that this kind of thing could not happen.
"Have you ever eaten ice cream? Have you ever eaten meat muffins? Have you ever eaten roasted sweet potatoes? Well? Say you pretend to force you to still not believe it. ”
"Oh? What kind of food is Yang Gongzi talking about, Xiaosheng has never heard of it, let alone eaten it. There are these on the menu of your store, so why don't you ask Yang Gongzi to make a few things and try them yourself. ”
Nonsense! Yang Huairen said in his heart, you haven't eaten it normally, if you want to eat it, then the buddy doesn't have to mix it up in the Great Song Dynasty. Would you like to eat? I still want to eat it!
"Don't do it, don't do it!"
Yang Huairen waved his hand and limped to the back kitchen. The brown-clothed man who had been standing behind Xu Zhao stopped doing it, stretched out his hand and grabbed Yang Huairen, glared at the beads of his eyes and shouted:
"You are so bold, you dare to refuse my master's request?"
Yang Huairen shook off his hand and smiled, "What? Don't you want to go? Why do you still want to go to the rooftop? Your master is not my master! ”
"Don't be rude!"
Xu Zhao motioned for the man in brown to let go, laughed with him, and bowed to Yang Huairen again, "It turns out that Yang Gongzi is injured, so next time, say goodbye." ”
With that, he turned around and left Suiyuan.
After walking dozens of steps, the man in brown lowered his head and whispered: "Official, this kid surnamed Yang is too ignorant of lifting......
Zhao Xu interrupted him, "Don't blame people, we came out to play in Weifu, and when we go to eat in other people's stores, we have to abide by the rules of other people's stores." Just ......"
Zhao Xu recalled the scene just now, and felt that Yang Huairen was different from the scholars he had seen before, and there was an indescribable aura on his body.
He has been in the palace for a long time, although he is said to be the king of a country, but he does not have the real power of the emperor. The power was all in the hands of his grandmother, the Empress Dowager Gao.
When he ascended the throne at the age of nine, he was still a simple child, and he was not interested in the affairs of the court, and now he is fifteen years old, and he has reached the age of ambition, but even if he is the emperor, he will not be able to achieve it.
The mountain in front of him could not be overcome. Some time ago, there was a bribery case of the king of Nanyang County, and his grandmother was sick and bedridden, and he thought that the time had come for him to take back the power of the court.
But the officials were not as easy to control as he imagined, he was depressed, and secretly went out of the palace to relax.
He was surprised that the folk delicacy was much better than that made in the palace, and when he heard that this beef noodle was the most authentic and delicious in Suiyuan, he and his servant Su Gui came to the bank of the Treading River, and the scene just now happened.
He felt that he was really like Yang Huairen said, his knowledge was too short-sighted, he used to think that he was superior, but now he felt that he was just a beautiful canary in a cage.
"Su Gui, let's go back to the palace, alas, let's both of us, I am pretending to be a force, and you are pretending to be a second force."
After the trouble just now, Yang Huairen was in a much better mood, but He Zhiyun looked like he had something on his mind with a gloomy face.
"Yun'er, who upset you? Kill him for your husband! ”
He Zhiyun took out the jade pendant left for her by her master from her arms and handed it to Yang Huairen, "You just be smart, didn't you notice that the boy was also wearing the same jade pendant on his waist just now?" ”
Yang Huairen put away his funny appearance and said confidently: "Of course I saw it, this jade pendant is carved with the pattern of a dragon, which is too conspicuous." ”
"Do you know who that person is?"
"You can guess eight or nine. Who can use the dragon pattern in this world? Only the Royal Dragons.
Your master said that this jade pendant was given to you by the Empress Dowager Gao, so the people who can have such a jade pendant are all princes and grandsons.
I saw it at first glance, that kid was wearing such bells and whistles, he was not a layman, and when I saw him pretending to be forced at the gate of Suiyuan, I actually wanted to beat him.
Later, when I saw the identical jade pendant, coupled with the yin qi of the kid next to him, I guessed that he was a saint today. ”
"And you still refuse to cook for him? You don't want to die? ”
Yang Huairen gently stroked He Zhiyun's back and calmed her down, "It's not that I don't want to die, I did this precisely because I wanted to die." ”
He Zhiyun was puzzled, frowning and waiting for him to explain.
"The little emperor went out of the palace in micro-clothes, just to find fun and delicious food, if I let him succeed, he will come next time, he is addicted to eating, don't you take me to the palace to cook for him?
So he simply pretended to be stupid, and he couldn't cook for him. I don't want to enter the palace, I still have to grow old with my baby Yun'er. ”
He Zhiyun grabbed his sneaky hand and said, "It's not honest to be hit by a sword in the ass!" Aren't you afraid that the officials will hate you at all? ”
"I'm afraid he's a bird! He, who is the emperor, is an ornament in the hall, looking at his sick appearance, how can my brother and I be so powerful? ”
Yang Huairen was so happy that he gave He Zhiyun an ambiguous look, patted his chest and said, "Besides, you are his cousin, and my brother is the emperor's cousin!" ”