In July 190 AD, Cao Cao Jiaozhao crusaded against Dong Zhuo, and the Dong Alliance was established, with Yuan Shao, the Taishou of Bohai, as the leader of the alliance, and ordered the other seventeen princes. Is it the eighteenth road? On the first road, the later general Shouchun guarded Yuan Shu too much. The second road, Jizhou Thorn Shi Han Fu. The third road, Yuzhou Thorn Shi Kong uranium. The fourth road, Yanzhou Thorn Shi Liu Dai. The fifth road, Hanoi County Taishou Wang Kuang. On the sixth road, Chen stayed too much to guard Zhang Miao. On the seventh road, Dongjun guards Qiao Mao. On the eighth road, Shanyang guarded Yuan's legacy. The ninth road, Jibei Xiang Baoxin. The tenth road, Beihai Taishou Kongrong. On the eleventh road, Guangling guarded Zhang Chao. The twelfth road, Xuzhou Thorn Shi Taoqian. The thirteenth road, Xiliang is too guarded by Ma Teng. The fourteenth road, Beiping Taishou Gongsun Zhan. On the fifteenth road, the party guarded Zhang Yang. On the sixteenth road, Wucheng Hou Jiujiang guarded Sun Jian. On the seventeenth road, Hou Bohai of Qixiang guarded Yuan Shao. The eighteenth road, Hanoi filial piety Cao Cao. The military horses of all roads vary from 30,000 to 120,000, and the civil officials and military generals will jointly swear to break the body of the national thief Dong Zhuo into 10,000 pieces in front of the Bishui Pass.

When the news came, Dong Zhuo, who was in Luoyang in a drunken dream, was furious, and easily chopped the unlucky messenger who brought bad news into fried noodles. But Dong Zhuo's boss didn't want to leave Chang'an, a paradise surrounded by beautiful women, so he sent Xiao Cavalry Captain Hua Xiong to lead 50,000 horse infantry, and rescued Bishui Pass with Li Su, Hu Zhen and others in the starry night.

At the beginning, Huaxiong won consecutive battles, successively defeated Bao Xin, the prime minister of Jibei, and Sun Jian, the fierce tiger of Jiangdong, and used the head of Bao Xin's younger brother and Sun Jian's hardcore thug Zu Mao to exchange for the official title of governor from Dong Zhuo's boss. But unfortunately, Hua Xiong met Guan Yu, the leader of the Three Kingdoms Beheading Ranking List, and made due contributions to the fame of the martial saint Guan Yu in the first battle. In fact, Hua Xiong was lucky, but he met the leader of the Three Kingdoms beheading list, and he lived a glass of wine in the world for a long time from hot to warm. If Hua Xiong memorized more ideas and met Zhao Yun, who was the champion of the Three Kingdoms beheading rankings - good at second killing, then it is estimated that Zhao Yun would have to burn off a layer of skin in Zhao Yun's throat and eyes when he returned to the glass of wine after cutting off his head.

Huaxiong died in battle, and Bishui Pass was in danger. Dong Zhuo's boss had no choice but to order his younger brothers Dong Chong and Jia Xu to stay in Luoyang, and personally put on the battle and raised 200,000 troops to meet the princes. The front road was 50,000 led by Li Dao and Guo Yan, and they defended the Bishui Pass. Dong Zhuo's boss led his own army of 150,000 troops, and Li Ru, Lu Bu, Fan Chou, Zhang Ji and other generals went out of the tiger prison to attack the flank of the coalition army.

Boss Dong Zhuo is a man, so Boss Dong Zhuo also has some bad habits of men, and Boss Dong Zhuo is much more powerful than ordinary men. As soon as he arrived at the Tiger Prison Pass, Dong Zhuo's boss took a fancy to a beautiful girl from a nearby farmer's house who had no time to escape, and in view of the hard work of leading the troops to fight, Dong Zhuo's boss 'invited' the girl to his bedroom to soothe his physical and mental exhaustion. History, from this moment on, takes a different path......

Maybe it's the aliens doing the experiment, maybe it's the sudden generation of a time black hole in the universe, or it's more likely that God really doesn't like Kang Peng, a bad student, and just because he slept in class, Kang Peng, a bad student in the 21st century, became Dong Zhuo's boss in XXOO for no reason, and he went to suffer the angry and resentful taste of that day for Dong Zhuo's boss, and died a miserable death without a place to be buried. As for where the real Dong Zhuo boss went, no one could know......

Fortunately, there are four delicate and lovely maids who dress Kang Peng, otherwise Kang Peng would definitely not wear the wide clothes of this era, and then in the front and back of a large number of armored warriors, Kang Peng trembled and walked to the council hall, but the weight of nearly three hundred pounds is not 'uncomfortable' can be described by the word 'uncomfortable', and Kang Peng, who has accepted his fate, made up his mind that if he really wants to stay in the era of the Three Kingdoms, he must lose weight first.

Walking into the conference hall, Dong Zhuo's boss Wenchen and military generals had all arrived, and after Kang Peng sat on the first place, all the civil and military officers bowed together, "Meet Xiangguo." Seeing so many people respectful to himself, Kang Peng's first reaction was - he wanted to cry, for no other reason, other pig's feet went to the Three Kingdoms, what Guan Yu Zhang Fei Tai Shi Ci, Guo Jia Xu Shu Pig Brother, in short, a lot of loyal and capable heroes and heroes, handsome guys and think tanks are by their side, and they have everything to worry about, and the pig's feet are only responsible for soaking Da Qiao Xiao Qiao, Mink Chan Cai Yan and other well-known MM of the Three Kingdoms, but the world is at your fingertips. Compared with others, Kang Peng looked at his subordinates again, all of them looked crooked melons and cracked dates, thief eyebrows and rat eyes, grandma didn't care about the treacherous appearance that uncle didn't love, it wasn't a good thing at first glance, why don't you want to cry when you call Kang Peng?

After a long time, Kang Peng calmed down, and now the first task is to integrate into the role of Dong Zhuo, if these guys see that they are fake Dong Zhuo, I am afraid that these wolf-hearted guys will immediately compete to divide their five horses, and then sit in their own positions.

"Ladies and gentlemen, be even." Kang Peng tried to learn the tone of the TV. Kang Peng may be okay if he doesn't learn, but this learning has caused a lot of trouble. Although Dong Zhuo's power is all over the world, the word 'Aiqing' can only be said by the emperor, which makes Dong Zhuo's subordinates feel tight, does the lord want to be the emperor?

There are also happy people, at least Li Ru and Lu Bu are secretly happy, if Dong Zhuo is the emperor, then Li Ru, the number one civil official in Dong Zhuo's army, can naturally be in the position of prime minister. And Dong Zhuo has a daughter and no children, so after Dong Zhuo's death, who else dares to rob Dong Zhuo's godson Lu Bu for the position of emperor?

So, Li Ru and Lu Bu immediately replied: "Your Majesty, long live my emperor, long live long live." But apart from them, no one dared to respond, and it seemed that the voices of the two were lonely.

There are still people who are not afraid of death, Wu Fu, the captain of the Yue Cavalry School who accompanied the army, stepped forward, "The prime minister made a mistake, we are all Hanchen, how can I be the prime minister's Aiqing......"

Before Wu Fu could finish his words, a bloody hole had been stabbed in his chest. In the face of this terrifying scene, Kang Peng, who was almost not scared out of the urine, hurriedly looked at the man, who was holding a Fang Tian painting halberd, about thirty years old, two meters tall, quite handsome, majestic, and a domineering aura. Kang Peng immediately guessed the identity of this person, ruthless and strong in martial arts, who else is there besides Lu Bu, a slave with the third surname?

Lu Bu Fang Tian's halberd was flicked, Wu Fu's corpse was thrown dozens of zhang away, Fang Tian's halberd suddenly slammed, and the loud sound that made Kang Peng's ears buzz. Lu Bu shouted: "Bold Wufu, dare to commit rebellion, I have already eliminated it, who among you is not convinced?" Stand out! ”

Who would dare to disagree? Unless he wants to go head-to-head with Lu Bu! But there are probably not many such people in this world, at least not in this council chamber. For a moment, the chamber was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop on the floor.

At this time, Kang Peng had already understood his mistake, and this mistake had killed an innocent person. Seeing the expressions of most people who dared to be angry and did not dare to speak, Kang Peng, who had undergone advanced education in the 21st century, quickly figured out a way to save this mistake, "Fengxian, you have to work hard, you can step back for the time being." ”

This Kang Peng is right, the most polite title for the subordinates during the Han Dynasty is the word "people", and Kang Peng's attitude is extremely kind, which is something that the original Dong Zhuo boss has hardly done. Lu Bu's heart suddenly bloomed, "Yes, the child obeys." Triumphantly returned to his seat. And Li Ru was full of jealousy, Boss Dong had never been so polite to himself.

What Kang Peng said next almost didn't shake everyone upside down, making everyone suspect that their ears were wrong! Kang Peng said, "Zhugong, the prime minister is here to apologize to the princes, just now the prime minister said the wrong thing, so that ......, so that one of my loyal ministers of the Han Dynasty lost his life for no reason. ”

Lu Bu jumped up from his seat "rubbing", Dong Zhuo said this, which is equivalent to saying that he should not kill Wu Fu. Li Ru gloated, took the lead in leading the civil and military forces to kneel, and said in unison: "The ministers dare not be." ”

Kang Peng saw Lu Bu's angry appearance, and he couldn't help but shudder in his heart, "Feng Xian is calm and don't be impatient, my father has no intention of blaming you." Only then did Lu Bu suppress his anger and kneel.

Kang Peng continued: "Ben Xiang said the wrong thing just now, all because Ben Xiang missed His Majesty in Luoyang, recalled His Majesty's words and words, and couldn't help but say what His Majesty had just said, and I hope that the public will forgive my sins. ”

This can scare everyone a lot, what's wrong with the lord today? Talking nonsense with a high fever? Doesn't the lord usually call the emperor like a grandson? The palace maids in the palace were definitely not able to count how many people were ridden by the lord, and the corpses of the emperor's relatives who were cut down by the lord were only afraid that they would be enough to block the Yellow River. Today, the lord actually said that he missed the emperor, if he wasn't dreaming! Or maybe the sun comes out from the south and emits ultraviolet rays!

But what Kang Peng said next made everyone almost slap themselves a few times to verify whether they were dreaming. "Now that the princes of the Eighteen Roads are in turmoil, we, as ministers, can't serve beside Your Majesty, and we can't share your worries for Your Majesty, which is a great crime."

But surprise is surprise, everyone's face still has to be said, "The prime minister is worried about the country and the people, and we can't reach it." "There are also ministers who are loyal to the Han family from the bottom of their hearts, although Dong Zhuo's boss specializes in bullying the emperor, but he has killed those eggless eunuchs who are in chaos, and saved the society from falling, if Dong Zhuo's boss is telling the truth, then he will have to re-evaluate him.

Kang Peng remembered that the samurai had just reported that the princes of the Eighteenth Route were challenging in front of the Tiger Prison Pass, and knew that the three most famous battles in history were coming, so Kang Peng gave an order: "The generals will listen to the order, and the whole army will be dispatched, so that those rebels who commit rebellion can see the power of our army!" ”

"Yes!" The crowd replied with a bang. Although basically no one could speak in this meeting, let alone offer the common tricks and tricks in the Three Kingdoms, no one was strange, which shows that Dong Zhuo's boss is usually ......