Bored school, boring senior third (five) class, boring English class, even more boring a certain student sleeping. For this student, since it is the bird language of foreign devils, why should Chinese students learn it? Even if the English test score is in the single digit, I don't learn! If the English teacher is beautiful, maybe the student is still a little energetic, for example, like the female chemistry teacher who just graduated from college, but unfortunately this English teacher is a fifty or sixty-year-old dinosaur, so ...... and sleep.

The bell for the end of class finally rang reluctantly, and the students breathed a sigh of relief, they could have ten minutes of execution time outside of prison, although it was only ten minutes, but in this school from 7 in the morning to 10 in the evening - it is already very precious! The best dinosaur English teacher also breathed a sigh, the notoriously annoying student slept all the time, and the class went well.

The student who was notoriously annoying among the teachers was still sleeping, and although he was not liked by the teachers, he was still very popular among his classmates (boys only). So, his tablemate pushed him, "Kang Peng, Kang Peng, class is over." ”

Kang Peng was still sleeping, and his tablemate pushed him again, "Kang Peng, class is over, let's play football." ”

This time, Kang Peng's table mate pushed harder, and Kang Peng slowly slid off the bench and lay on the ground, still not waking up.

Kang Peng's tablemate jokingly put his finger under Kang Peng's nose, "Dead?" Kang Peng's tablemate's face suddenly turned pale, and he found that Kang Peng was actually not breathing! Kang Peng! Kang Peng......"

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*Province*City*County*No. * Middle School, Senior 3 (5) Class Student, Kang Peng, 18 years old, died suddenly during class, the autopsy did not find any abnormality, and the cause of death is unknown.

Reaction to Kang Peng's sudden death, male student: "It's a pity that no one brings Playboy to the classroom anymore." Schoolgirl: "Finally no one peesters me!" The teachers cheered, "Finally one less bad student!" "No one instigated the boycott of classmates anymore!" And the young and beautiful female chemistry teacher that Kang Peng was worried about was the most excited, and even cried with excitement, "Woo, you can rest assured to wear a skirt in class in the future......"

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Kang Peng stretched his waist comfortably, sleepy in winter and lack of autumn and napping in summer, and a moment of spring sleep is worth a thousand gold (not to mention dreaming of a beautiful girl), it is still the most comfortable to sleep!

Hey, Kang Peng suddenly found out that something was wrong! I'm sleeping in class, but why are I lying in bed? Or in an antique room, how do your arms look thicker than your waist? And it's not right under you, as if it's pressing something soft. Kang Peng looked down, how did he become so fat? Just looking at the fat on the body, this weighs at least 150 kilograms! And the most incredible thing is that Kang Peng is also pressed under a petite naked girl!

Kang Peng immediately shouted, "Who are you?" Kang Peng called out only to find that his voice had become like a broken gong, extremely rough and unpleasant.

Before Kang Peng could continue to be surprised, the door was immediately pushed open, and two warriors in full armor rushed in, "Prime Minister, what's the matter?" ”

Kang Peng was confused, who is the prime minister? Who are these two samurai? Dressed like the ancients, is it a movie? At this time, the girl was also awakened, and Kang Peng saw clearly that this girl's appearance was quite good, fifteen or sixteen years old, with willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, white and smooth skin, and she was a standard beauty. It's just that his eyes are red, as if he has just cried bitterly.

What made Kang Peng stammered the most was that he was not wearing clothes, and the girl still had a pool of blood on her lower body, needless to say that Kang Peng also knew what had happened just now. Kang Peng pointed at the girl, "You, you ......." But he couldn't say anything for a long time.

The two warriors obviously misunderstood what Kang Peng meant, and rushed over to grab the girl and dragged her out, and the girl was also frightened, crying and shouting: "The prime minister spares his life, the prime minister spares his life." ”

A samurai kicked the girl, "Shut up! dared to offend the prime minister, and the crime deserved death. ”

Kang Peng saw that if he didn't open his mouth again, the girl would die. Although Kang Peng was confused, he still shouted: "Stop, let her go." ”

The two samurai immediately let go and replied in unison, "Yes." And the maiden got out of trouble, and fell on her knees, and wept aloud.

A warrior walked up to Kang Peng and knelt down, "Prime Minister Qiqi, the princes of the Eighteenth Route are challenging in front of the Tiger Prison Pass, and Li Ruduwei asked the little one to ask the prime minister to discuss countermeasures." ”

Now Kang Peng is even more confused, the prime minister seems to be calling himself, what are the princes of the Eighteenth Road? Wait, Eighteen Princes? Tiger Prison? Li Ru? Kang Peng suddenly thought of something, touched his face, and his face was full of stiff beard! Kang Peng asked in horror: "Who do you say, who am I?" ”

The two warriors glanced at each other inexplicably, and replied in unison: "Prime Minister of the Great Han!" ”

"I'm asking me what's my name?"

"The little one doesn't dare to mention the prime minister's name."

"I'll let you speak, say it quickly."

"The prime minister's noble name is Dong Zhuo, and the word Zhongying"

Dong Zhuo! Kang Peng only felt that the world was spinning, and he was Dong Zhuo! Three Kingdoms! He arrived in the Three Kingdoms, and became the first villain Dong Zhuo in the Three Kingdoms! God, are you playing with me?

Kang Peng wants to cry without tears, as for the reason why he suddenly became Dong Zhuo, Kang Peng can still accept it, he used to spend the night in an Internet café, when he was tired of playing online games, Kang Peng occasionally read a few novels, and also fantasized about how to do it when he returned to ancient times, just sleeping in class and becoming Dong Zhuo, and becoming the Dong Zhuo who was angry and resentful, and died without a place to be buried! This is something that Kang Peng can never imagine. Also, looking at the loose skin now, he is at least forty years old, and he is only seventeen years old! It is equivalent to living less than 20 years! The worst thing is that the princes of the Eighteenth Route of the Dong Alliance have already attacked the Tiger Prison Pass, although they can barely live for two more years by taking advantage of the contradictions of the princes, they will be killed by their godson in two years! It's over, my youth is gone, and my life is almost over.

Although the two warriors saw that Kang Peng had not spoken for a long time, they did not dare to speak to remind him that the prime minister had a bad temper, and everyone in the world knew it. If one is not careful, it is already considered lucky to lose his head, and if he is unlucky, all nine clans will have to follow the bad luck......

These two samurai collided with great luck, and the one in front of him was not Dong Zhuo's boss who killed people like mowing grass, but Kang Peng, who had received socialist education in the 21st century (although he basically did not pass the subjects) and was nurtured by five stresses and four beauties (or basically did not abide by them). Kang Peng was stunned for a long time, and finally accepted this cruel reality, and like the pig's feet in the overhead novel, he was determined to change the future, and he wanted to shake the tiger's body, and countless stupid heroes and heroes worshiped (with Dong Boss as a person, I'm afraid it was a little difficult), to dominate the world, and reproduce the heroic style of the Han and Tang dynasties (as if there was no Tang Dynasty) ......