On the evening of August 15, Cai Yong's mansion in the servant was lit up with lights, jubilant, people came and went, and the scholars from all over the country rushed to Luoyang to participate in the Confucian Lin Literary Association gathered here to celebrate the sixteenth birthday of Cai Wenji, the only beloved daughter of Cai Yong, the great Confucian of Shilin.

Because it is stated in the invitation card of Cai Fu that today is not only to celebrate the birthday of Cai Wenji and Miss Cai, but also to hold a conference to predict the ranking of this Confucian Academy. So all the invitations naturally arrived, and those who didn't have invitations and felt that they were eligible to participate also came cheekily, and those scholars from low backgrounds and weak family forces also called friends and formed groups of people - there were too many people, and the master was embarrassed to rush out, and the Cai Mansion, which was originally quite wide, was crowded and impassable.

Perhaps there are too many people, and now General Gao Shun, who is in charge of Luoyang's security, has transferred a large number of soldiers to garrison the nearby streets, and in order to protect the safety of the guests and hosts, even people who do not dress like Shilin are not allowed to pass through these streets.

But in this case, there is still a group of people who do not look like literati come over, this group of people is quite eye-catching, led by a big fat man, less than six feet tall, but at least seven feet waistline, ugly and vicious, to the point that children will have nightmares when they see it, but he is elegantly wearing a Confucian robe, and carrying a poor folding fan in his hand, no matter how he looks at it, he looks like a native of the countryside. and the middle-aged man next to him, who was originally quite ordinary, just thin, and also wearing a Confucian shirt - but he also carried a Langzhong medicine box on his back, which was a bit nondescript. The others were much more pleasing to the eye, two handsome guys, both dressed in white, one and a half sized, carrying a big knife half his height. There are also three little beauties, bouncing and running in front.

The strange thing is that the soldiers stationed in the garrison not only did not stop this group of people, but saluted to greet them, those who didn't know were strange, and those who knew were scared into a cold sweat, none of these people were easy to mess with, the big fat man at the head was naturally Dong Zhuo, who was the imperial master and the first murderous demon king in the world, whoever provoked him for a while, he could make you have no chance to be happy in this life! There are also many people who know the person who carries the medicine box, isn't it Hua Tuo who ran around in Luoyang every day not long ago, and the concierge of the imperial court was annoyed when he saw him during that time, but I heard that he had been named the Marquis of Wenhua, and he was personally ordered to be rewarded by the imperial master, although those hereditary scholars looked down on this officialdom nouveau riche in their hearts, but they still didn't dare to offend him on the surface - offending him was offending the murderer Dong Zhuo!

"Why aren't you patrolling the streets, what are you doing here?" Kang Peng frowned and asked General Dong Zhuojun, who led the team: "There are a lot of outsiders in Luoyang City now, you should patrol more to ensure the peace of the people, don't let so many people stay in one place and waste troops." ”

The general Dong Zhuojun replied timidly: "Back to the Taishi, we are here to protect the adults who are going to the banquet on the order of General Gao, and to protect the Taishi you......"

Kang Peng waved his hand, "It's okay, I have Zilong and Meng Qi by my side, even if I have thousands of troops, I don't have to worry about ......"

"And me!" Sun Ce shouted eagerly: "Taishi, and I, Sun Ce, are also protecting you." ”

Kang Peng smiled kindly, "Yes, there is also Bo Fu, there are thousands of horses and thousands of troops are not afraid, you all go on patrol." ”

"The last will obey." The general took the order and left, and Kang Peng continued to move forward. But the people here are strange, and even a little nesting, originally these scholars are all powerless people, and they feel superior to others, seeing that Dong Zhuo actually transferred the soldiers who came to protect him, so that those untouchables can approach him at will, they don't nest fire, then it's strange.

The nest fire returned to the nest fire, and these scholars still didn't dare to accuse Dong Zhuo, so they obediently saluted together, "Meet the Taishi." ”

"No courtesy." Kang Peng hummed this sentence from his nose, and left after humming, Kang Peng has always hated nobles, but now that he is the capital of nobles, he has never had a good face for them.

As soon as they walked to the gate of Cai's house, Cai Yong's father and daughter greeted him, "See Taishi." ”

When Kang Peng saw Cai Wenji, his soul immediately flew away for nine days, today's Cai Wenji is particularly beautiful, needless to say, the most rare thing is that the temperament is much more well-behaved, Wenwen is quiet, and the typical appearance of everyone's ladies. Kang Peng swallowed his saliva and quipped: "Wen Ji, why aren't you fierce today?" Oh, I understand, today you have grown up. ”

If you want to change the usual, Kang Peng said this about Cai Wenji, Cai Wenji had to tear off two pieces of fat from his hands! But today Cai Wenji just smiled gently, didn't answer and didn't get angry, which made Kang Peng not embarrassed, but fortunately, Sun Shangxiang and Dong Wei rushed up together to hug Cai Wenji, "sister" and "sister" kept shouting, so that Kang Peng put down his face.

"Villain Wei Zhongdao, see Taishi." A voice that made Kang Peng extremely angry sounded, Wei Zhongdao appeared in front of Kang Peng respectfully, and next to Wei Zhongdao was a young man in his twenties, with a broad face and a heavy face, and an elegant temperament, and saluted Kang Peng, "Xiaosheng Longyi is a friend of Wei Gongzi, see Master Taishi." ”

Kang Peng twisted his head contemptuously, he hated Wei Zhongdao the hypocrite the most, since this Long Yi was Wei Zhongdao's friend, he thought that he was also a good man all the way, there was no need to give him a good face. But Kang Peng didn't think that this Long Yi's eyes flashed with hatred the moment he turned his head. Kang Peng didn't even notice that there were two pairs of young eyes in the crowd staring at him tightly, one pair full of envy and the other pair full of jealousy......

"Wen Ji, I'll introduce you to a sister." Kang Peng approached Cai Wenji flatteringly, pointed at Ma Yunlu and said: "This is Zilong's fiancée, Miss Ma Yunlu, the daughter of Xiliang Taishou Ma, I brought her without your consent, don't go out." ”

Cai Wenji still only smiled lightly at Kang Peng, and then said softly to Ma Yunlu: "Miss Ma, don't listen to the Taishi, you can participate in my birthday, it's too late for me to welcome, how can you rush out?" ”

(PS: Kang Peng was like a lightning strike when he heard this, and grabbed the old wolf viciously, "Shameless wolf, what happened to my Cai Wenji?" How did she become like this? The old wolf was sweating profusely, "You can't blame me, I scolded too fiercely, I can only do this." Kang Peng was furious, "You go to die!" ”…… The following omits 100K bloody and cruel words! ）

Kang Peng entered the house full of doubts and sat down, the room was already full of people according to the rank, Kang Peng naturally sat the chief, Cai Yong introduced everyone in the house to Kang Peng one by one, it was nothing more than a dignitary, a scholar and a famous Confucian, but Kang Peng's eyes just peeked at Cai Wenji from time to time, and he nodded slightly to anyone, and he didn't remember a single name, and there was no one in this room who was worthy of Kang Peng's note.

Because there were too many guests coming, people with a slightly lower official reputation could only sit outside, but even so, the Cai Mansion compound was full and not all of them sat down, and finally the housekeeper of Cai Mansion had no choice but to get Cai Yong's consent to put a table outside the gate of Cai Mansion, so that people with lower positions and more unknown people sat on the street outside.

The two children who used to keep an eye on Kang Peng sat outside with their elders, and the most coincidental thing is that these two children may be born opponents, one sits on the left side of the gate of Caifu, and the other sits on the right. First, the older child on the left said to the eldest brother who brought him, "Brother, I'll go inside." Without waiting for the eldest brother to agree, he slipped through the door. The younger child on the right also heard it, and said to the uncle who brought him, "Uncle, the little nephew go inside and listen to the poems of the adults." Without waiting for his uncle's consent, he slipped into the door, and the Cai family guarding the door saw that they were children, and it was a festive day, so it was difficult to stop them, so the two children slipped to the door of the hall to peek.

The uncle of the younger child sighed, and said to the other teenager who brought him in a Xuzhou accent: "Jin'er is still sensible, Liang'er is too naughty." The eldest brother of the older child accosted: "Yes, my second brother Sima Yi can only discipline his father and adult, he is too naughty in front of me." ”

When the two children slipped to the door of the hall, the conference had already begun, and Cai Wenji's fiancé, Wei Zhongdao, wrote a poem to praise the grand occasion of the banquet tonight. Wei Zhong Daolang said: Yangchun and pneumatic. The Maven is reverent. Bu Hui Sui characters. Fall in love and always kiss. Entertain in the classroom. Chinese and foreign Feng Shizhen. Five flavors of wind and rain. The cup is like a floating cloud.

Wei Zhongdao's gorgeous poems won applause inside and outside the hall, clapping and applauding, the new Wenhuahou sitting next to Kang Peng was even more excited, and even stood up and applauded, but Kang Peng yawned, he really couldn't understand, if he hadn't been able to look at Cai Wenji a few more times, Kang Peng would have left a long time ago.

Who knew that the two children in the crowd outside the door also shook their heads again and again, and the older child shook his head and said: "The words are gorgeous enough, and there are few people who stand up to the sky." The younger child said, "Inflammation trend, involuntarily, I don't want it." ”

Wei Zhongdao knew that even the two children looked down on him, and proudly hugged the reunion ceremony, "Everyone, Xiaosheng is ugly." Wei Zhongdao said to the servant Zhou Huan with a smile on his face: "I have heard that the poetry of the Lord for a long time is the best in the world, how about I ask the Lord to compose a poem and dedicate it to you?" ”

Zhou Huan didn't shirk it, and after thinking about it for a long time, he shook his head and said: "The clouds are cloudy." The sun is shining. A good friend beckons me to swim. High banquet in the middle of the feast. Xuanhe floats in the clear spring. The tree is green. After Zhou Huan finished reading, he won a burst of applause.

Now Kang Peng couldn't understand it even more, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, so as not to lose face. The two children also shook their heads even more, and the eldest child said in his heart: "Then you might as well become a monk and become a Taoist priest." The little child also said in his heart: "The eldest husband can't make contributions, the power is tilted towards the government and the opposition, and the life is in vain." ”

"Taishi." Zhou Huan was very perceptive, seeing that Kang Peng closed his eyes and was silent, he thought that he had stolen his limelight and made him angry, and he was uneasy in his heart, "The villain's clumsy work made the Taishi laugh, please give me a poem, how about rewarding me?" ”

Kang Peng opened his eyes suddenly, glared at Zhou Huan viciously, and said in his heart, Didn't your old man want me to make a fool of myself? What poetry would I do? Zhou Huan was stared at by Kang Peng, his legs were weak, and he didn't know that he had offended Dong Zhuo, so he almost didn't kneel.

At this time, the new Wenhua Hou couldn't help but save Kang Peng and Zhou Huan, "Taishi, how about letting Xiaohou compose a poem for you?" ”

Kang Peng was overjoyed, and said in his heart that you Hua Tuo is really good, you know the field to save me, no matter how bad the poems you compose, they will definitely be better than me. "Wenhuahou, then I have to work for you."

Zhou Huan was relieved, and turned to everyone: "Everyone, everyone, now Wenhua Hou will give a poem to praise tonight's grand occasion." This Wenhua Hou is the Taishi's own seal, presumably Wenhua is outstanding, I will listen to it. ”

The literati cheered and clapped their hands in welcome, Hua Tuo stepped forward triumphantly, saluted first, and then raised his head to clear his throat, but he was silent for a long time, as if he was looking for Wensi.

For a while, the hall that was still noisy just now suddenly became extremely quiet, and even a needle could be heard falling on the ground, and everyone held their breath, for fear of interrupting Wen Huahou's train of thought, even Kang Peng pricked up his ears to listen to how Hua Tuo was competing for his own glory.

Hua Tuo's voice was gentle and clear, and it was still a seven-character quatrain, "People are going to get sick, so I go to heal the disease, because if I get sick, I will cure the disease, so if I get sick, I will cure the disease." ”

There was silence in the hall at first, and then there was a burst of laughter, everyone leaned forward and fell back with laughter, and a few people who were unlucky enough to have wine in their mouths even spewed out wine, and some people laughed so much that they overturned the tables in front of them, and the bowls rolled all over the floor. Kang Peng didn't laugh - he was already so angry that his hands and feet were numb, and his blood pressure was rising! Fortunately, the miracle doctor Hua Tuo was next to him, so he didn't have to worry about the danger of his life, and the book ended early.

Hua Tuo was still there clasping his fists around, "Offering ugliness, offering ugliness." Then there was another burst of laughter. Kang Peng rolled his eyes, and said in his heart that you are really ugly, I knew that you were this Wenhua, and I will not seal you Wenhua if Diao Chan dies in front of me! It's really better for me to steal two lines of Du Fu's poems, and it's absolutely no problem to shake them.

The two children didn't laugh, and said in unison: "Although the text is white, it is the most reasonable way to help the world and save people, and the husband is also." The two children finally noticed each other, looked at each other, and a thought rose in their hearts at the same time, why is this guy so annoying?

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