"Hahahaha......." The more the scholars and scholars in the Cai Mansion Hall laughed, the more energetic they became, and some even laughed so hard that their whole bodies were numb and they fell to the ground. Kang Peng's face became more and more blue, because he saw that Cai Wenji was also covering his mouth and snickering, for Kang Peng, this was a mockery of himself, because Hua Tuo was named Wenhuahou by him, but he didn't expect Hua Tuo to chant such a 'Wenhua' poem, which was really enough to 'fight' for himself.

This Hua Tuo also understood that everyone was laughing at him, and he stood there embarrassed, not knowing what to say. At this time, someone suddenly couldn't help but stand up, it was Wei Zhongdao's friend Long Yi, Long Yi first hugged his fist at Hua Tuo, "Dare to ask this Wenhua Hou, where did he study?" What is the classic? Why was he named Wenhua Marquis? ”

Kang Peng suddenly became angry, and said in his heart, didn't you kid expose my shortcomings? He is the Marquis of Wenhua that I have sealed, don't you know? If it weren't for Cai Meinu being here, I'd chop you! The other people next to him pinched a handful of sweat for Long Yi, and dared to sarcastically mock King Dong Yan in person, which was really boring. Especially Wei Zhongdao's face was as earthy, and he said in his heart, Are you Guo Jia crazy? I've already taken a big risk by letting you see Dong Thief's face, and you dare to sarcastically mock his subordinates?

Guo Jia has no fear, he has already calculated that Dong Zhuo wants to buy people's hearts and will not kill people indiscriminately in public, Wang Yun is an example, if Dong Zhuo didn't care about his reputation, he would have directly cut off Wang Yun's head a long time ago, instead of secretly sending assassins to kill, not to mention that Cai Wenji, who Dong Zhuo was extremely infatuated with, was next to him, no matter how he mocked Dong Zhuo openly, he would not touch his cold hair in public. In this way, it not only gave a bad breath to the uncle and nephew of the Xun family who died tragically, but also listened to and observed Dong Thief's reaction, and found his character flaws for future use.

Guo Jia took another step forward, "Since he is known as Wenhua Hou, he must be outstanding in Wenhua, can he teach Xiaosheng?" ”

Hua Tuo subconsciously took a step back and muttered: "Xiaohou learned the ancient books of Bianque, self-taught, without a teacher, and later studied in Xuzhou famous scholar Han Gao, who is his nominal student, and has never treated the classics." ”

Guo Jia smiled, turned his head and said to everyone: "May I ask everyone, has anyone heard of who this Xuzhou celebrity Han Gao is?" Everyone held back their laughter, but they didn't dare to laugh when they saw Dong Zhuo's unkind face. This Han Gao is just a broken clan, and he doesn't even have the qualifications to come to Luoyang to participate in the Confucian Literature Conference, and he can't imagine that his nominal disciple would dare to show off in front of the Great Confucian.

Finally, one person couldn't help it, "I know, Han Gao is the disciple of the student I drove out of the door. As soon as these words came out, everyone couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter. This person is Chen Xiang, one of the eight juniors of Jiangxia, the word Zhonglin, his relatives in Luoyang suffered heavy losses in the land of Dong Zhuoqiang's Shi clan, and he was already holding his stomach, but he couldn't help it anymore today, and took the opportunity to come out and sweep the face of Dong Zhuo's subordinates.

He Kangzi, one of the four friends of Zhuting, couldn't help but point to Sang and scold Huai, his friend Wei Pin's third brother Wei Jin died tragically at the hands of Dong Zhuo, and his children's in-laws were also fed up with Dong Zhuo's oppression in Luoyang, and they had long wanted to vent. He also gambled that Dong Zhuo cherished his reputation and did not dare to kill people at the Talent Conference, "One day as a teacher, a lifetime as a father, Wenhua Hou, don't you kowtow to Brother Zhonglin?" He's your grandfather. ”

Seeing that Dong Zhuo's face turned blue with anger, the scholars were speechless, and they also guessed that Dong Zhuo cherished his reputation, and suddenly had no scruples, and the grievances that were usually humiliated by Dong Zhuo were vented together, and the spearhead was directed at Hua Tuo, and they coaxed together, asking Hua Tuo to kowtow to Chen Xiang to recognize his teacher. Hua Tuo was sweating profusely, peeking at Kang Peng's face, and seeing Kang Peng's angry appearance, he couldn't help but panic even more.

Guo Jia did not relent, "Since Wenhuahou refuses to kowtow to recognize the teacher, can you teach me and others, why was Wenhuahou made a marquis?" ”

Hua Tuo wiped away the cold sweat on his head, "Xiaohou was rewarded because he healed the injuries of Taishi's daughter-in-law and beloved son-in-law for Taishi, and Taishi ......rewarded him."

As if the scholars had made an appointment, before Hua Tuo finished speaking, they shouted together: "The Nine Streams Technique, dare to ascend to the Hall of Elegance?" Some people even pointed at Hua Tuo, but they didn't point their fingers at Hua Tuo's nose.

Kang Peng snorted heavily, and said in his heart that the tiger is not powerful, you bully me as a sick cat, today I have to teach you rotten Confucians! Kang Peng was about to stand up, when Hua Tuo suddenly said to Guo Jia: "This gentleman, you seem to have a hidden disease, how about letting Xiaohou diagnose and treat you?" ”

Guo Jia flicked his sleeves disdainfully, "The doctor will say that those who are not sick have diseases, so as to deceive fame and steal profits!" Hua Tuo saw that he was shy about illness and avoided medical treatment, and couldn't help but shake his head and sigh secretly, this person was sad to be forty years old.

"Enough!" Kang Peng was so angry that he smoked, "You just say that you don't know how to use people, don't point to Sang and scold Huai!" ”

Seeing Dong Zhuo's anger, the people who were still accusing Hua Tuo just now immediately softened, and the hall became silent again, leaving only Kang Peng's roar, "Wenhuahou, you don't have to feel inferior, since the prime minister personally rewarded you Wenhuahou, there is a truth of the true appearance, your medical skills are superb, who in the world can compare, the doctor is not a small way, but the right way!" Kang Peng remembered the sentence of Zhuge Liang's tongue and Confucianism in the Three Kingdoms, "The real great sage, no matter who was born as a scholar, Jiang Shang used to be a fisherman in Weishui, Yi Yin was a slave who cultivated the fields at the beginning, and the ancestor of the current saint is just a pavilion chief, and in the end there is a world, who of them dares to say that he is not a great sage?" In contrast, Wen Huahou, your background is already very good. ”

Kang Peng's words made all Shilin speechless, and they were all shocked, didn't he say that Dong Zhuo was just a brave and unscrupulous horseman? can listen to his words, all of them are reasonable, and they are all convincing. Hua Tuo was so excited that tears rolled in his eyes, and he secretly swore in his heart that even if Dong Zhuo told him to die, he would go too.

Guo Jia also secretly admired, but he was still unconvinced, "Taishi speaks for Wenhua Hou, but Wenhua Hou can learn ...... talent" Guo Jia sighed, "I'm afraid I will be laughed at by Confucians all over the world." ”

Kang Peng pursed his lips, and said in his heart that your kid is looking for death, and Brother Pig used this question to scold all the Dongwu scholars who wanted to commit suicide. "What is Confucianism? Confucianism has the difference between a gentleman and a villain, a gentleman's Confucianism, loyalty and patriotism, helping the world and saving the people, and the world and the world. The Confucianism of the villain, looking for chapters and excerpts, full-time work and ink, youth as a gift, Hao's head is poor, although there are thousands of words in the pen, there is no strategy in the chest. ”

Kang Peng looked around at everyone and suddenly yelled, "This is the Confucianism of the villain!" The rotten of the world! The sound was like thunder, and the dust on the roof fell with a sigh of dust.

Kang Peng's broken gong voice, coupled with the dignity of Boss Dong, and those words that were like slapping in the face of Fan Shilin, frightened everyone's faces like earth, like pins and needles. The most exaggerated thing is He Kang, who was still full of sarcasm just now, his face was blue and red for a while, and suddenly a mouthful of blood spurted out, and he fainted on his back.

"He's angry." Seeing that there was a patient, Hua Tuo suddenly forgot that this person was still aggressive to himself just now, and picked up the medicine box he carried with him, "Let me give him a few stitches, otherwise it will be dangerous." ”

"Wait." Kang Peng dragged Hua Tuo and said with a dark smile: "Wenhuahou, your medical path is only the last nine in the eyes of this great Confucian in the world, even if you save him, he will wake up angry and die, whether you save him or not, he will die, you don't have to waste your strength." ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, and they all said in their hearts that they were worthy of the demon king Dong Zhuo, and it was unlucky enough to offend him! But no one dared to speak, seeing He Kang, one of the four friends of the Bamboo Pavilion, vomiting more and more blood, it was not possible to see that the first divine doctor in the world was beside him but could not save it, and everyone secretly hated Dong Zhuo in their hearts. The strangest thing is Cai Wenji, before she had to change, she came to tear Kang Peng's fat ** in the morning to save people, but now she maintains the posture of looking at her nose and nose, as if she has nothing to do with herself.

Of course, Hua Tuo understood why Dong Zhuo didn't let himself save people, and was grateful to Dong Zhuo for his love and at the same time worried about He Kang, Hua Tuo had already seen that in addition to being angry, He Kang also had a hidden disease, and if he was not treated in time, his life would be difficult to protect. Zhao Yun, Ma Chao and others brought by Kang Peng were also in conflicted moods, on the one hand, they couldn't get used to He Kang's aggressiveness, and on the other hand, they couldn't bear it, but they didn't say anything to persuade them.

The two children outside the door had different expressions, the eldest child saw his eyebrows fluttering, and admired Dong Zhuo's ruthlessness in his heart, and the eldest husband too. The little kid sneered at Dong Zhuo in his heart, although his words were strong, he was inferior to killing.

Hua Tuo still couldn't bear it after all, and bowed deeply to Kang Peng, "Taishi, Xiaohou knows that you are always angry for Xiaohou, you can be a doctor, a person who saves the world, you must not watch the patient die in front of you and see death without saving it, Taishi, Xiaohou is sorry." As soon as Hua Tuo finished speaking, he strode to He Kang's side, took a needle and stabbed He Kang's Zhongzhong, Guan Yuan, abdominal diaphragm and other acupoints, and He Kang spurted blood immediately.

Kang Peng and Cai Wenji both breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts, Kang Peng knew that Hua Tuo would do this, and the pretentiousness just now just made Hua Tuo erect an image in front of everyone. Cai Wenji knew that Dong Zhuo was disgusting and kind, and he would never die without help, Hua Tuo did this just to give Dong Zhuo a step. Cai Wenji peeked at Dong Zhuo for the first time tonight, but when she saw that Dong Zhuo was also peeking at herself, she couldn't help but blush, and she lowered her head and didn't dare to look again.

At this time, Hua Tuo had already rescued He Kang, He Kang learned that it was Hua Tuo who repaid his grievances with virtue, and he was so ashamed that he was ashamed, and quietly thanked Hua Tuo and slipped out of the door, and stayed in Cai's mansion without shame. After this incident, everyone was disappointed, and no one talked about the dance and ink - in fact, it was refuted by Kang Peng and was speechless, and the current host Cai Yong ordered the banquet to be held to let everyone get rid of the embarrassment.

Not to mention the exquisite luxury of the feast, the delicacies and wines are piled up, and there are singers and dancers, and the song and swallow dance, a scene of joy. Kang Peng frowned more and more when he looked at it, Cai Yong was known as an official and had a reputation for being honest and honest, and his life was so luxurious, and then he looked at other dignitaries and literati, all of whom were accustomed to seeing expressions, so it can be imagined what their usual lives were like. Kang Peng remembered that Du Fu had two poems that described the luxurious life of the ancient scholars and the miserable life of the people, but he couldn't remember those two sentences in a short time.

At this time, Cai Wenji suddenly said: "Ladies and gentlemen, the little girl has a new song, which has been polished by her father, and wants to play it tonight, I wonder if you are willing to listen to it?" ”

Everyone naturally applauded, and Kang Peng also came to the spirit, and he didn't care about thinking about Du's poems, "Virtuous niece, please, please." Cai Wenji still didn't answer Kang Peng's words, but just smiled lightly, "It's insulting to everyone." ”

Cai Wenji took out Cai Yong's treasured Jiaowei qin, and her slender ten fingers ran beautifully, like a natural sound, and suddenly sounded in the ears of everyone at the banquet, Cai Wenji's red lips moved slightly, like a yellow warbler out of the valley:

The weather is comfortable, and the autumn breeze is cool and clear.

Idle and not entertaining, driving from friends.

Soar into the long stream of drama and climb the high city.

Look east at the field and look back at the garden.

Jiamu withered green leaves, fragrant grass red glory.

The sun and the moon are gone, and the year will tilt westward.

If the contribution is not timely, Zhong Ding will not be remembered.

Collect and return to the dormitory, and generously chant the grave scriptures.

A few and the king are here, and they are virtuous and famous.

The sound of the piano is elegant, the singing is sweet and beautiful, the three days around the beam seem to be endless, everyone listens to it as if they are fascinated, the song is over, the piano and the song seem to be still in everyone's ears and does not disperse, for a long time, everyone bursts out like thunder. Although Kang Peng still doesn't understand, he doesn't dare not give Cai Wenji's face, and he also follows the sycophants, but unfortunately his attainments in music are really not very good, the praise is not right, the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth, it's just that no one dares to laugh at him like laughing at Hua Tuo. However, he had the loudest voice, so the applause was louder than the others, which attracted the attention of Cai Wenji, who was already paying attention to him.

Cai Wenji got up and left the table, and bowed to Kang Peng Yingying in front of everyone, "Taishi learns to be rich and has five cars, Wentong Tiandi, and the little girl can only smile at the Taishi." ”

Kang Peng only admired Cai Wenji's beauty, and when he heard what Cai Wenji said, he just nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "Yes, yes." ”

Cai Wenji's face changed slightly, and she said in her heart that there were many people who didn't clean you up today, you old ugly ghost kicked your nose in the face, and you dared to say that this girl didn't sing well? See how I clean you up! Cai Wenji smiled lightly, "In that case, how about the little girl dare to ask the master to compose a song to add glory to the little girl?" ”

Kang Peng still only cared about peeking at her face, didn't pay attention to what Cai Wenji was saying, and still kept nodding, "Okay, good ......" What's good? Kang Peng reacted at this time, what song can I sing with this voice? Isn't that trying to disgrace me!

Kang Peng was about to regret it, but Sun Shangxiang hugged his thick hand, "Taishi, sing it to my sister quickly, I want to listen to it too." Dong Wei also hugged his other thick hand, "Father, I haven't heard you sing yet, you can sing well." Ma Yunlu originally wanted to pester Kang Peng, but was pulled by Zhao Yun, who knew Kang Peng well, "Yunlu, Taishi can't sing." ”

Kang Peng's old face was flushed, he originally remembered a lot of pop songs, but Boss Dong's voice - any song that came out of his mouth would become a donkey and a horse barking, but he was entangled by Sun Shangxiang and Dong Xuan, and he couldn't sing it.

Cai Wenji smiled and took out a piece of Cai Hou paper, "It's okay if the master doesn't sing, you can explain the meaning of this sentence in English, just listen to the little girl." The little girl has asked countless well-educated people, but no one knows, and the little girl is really curious. ”

Kang Peng took it and took a closer look, the copper bell eyes almost didn't bulge out, and the paper was the ILOVEYOU he wrote that day! Can this be explained in public? Cai Wenji urged: "Quick, Taishi, do you explain or sing, choose quickly." ”

Kang Peng was forced to be helpless, and suddenly had an idea, there is a song that can be sung without a voice! "Alright, alright, I'll just sing."

Cai Wenji was a little disappointed in her heart, but at the same time she was overjoyed, and said that I want to see your old ugly ghost make a fool of her! , Cai Wenji immediately took the Jiao Weiqin, and handed it to Kang Peng with a wicked smile in her heart, "Taishi, please." ”

Kang Peng didn't stretch out his hand to pick it up, "You don't need piano accompaniment, just take a war drum." Cai Wenji and the others were amazed, it was the first time they had heard of someone singing with war drums!

Soon the war drums were fetched, Kang Peng cleared his throat and struck twice on the war drums first, 'Boom! Boom! Kang Pengcai tore open the broken gong and roared while knocking (PS: Please note that it's not singing, it's roaring!) Said: "Arrogant and arrogant laughing thousands of waves, hot blood is better than red sunshine, courage is like iron and bones like steel, mind is hundreds of thousands of feet and eyes are thousands of miles long......"

Kang Peng's shameless pirated version of this "Men Should Be Self-Improvement" is matched with the tension between his broken gong voice and war drums, which is very shocking, and the broken gong roars this song, not only is it not difficult to hear, but there is a martial arts atmosphere, which makes the scholars who are used to hearing the sound of the glamour refreshed, and then dumbfounded. Zhao Yun and Ma Chao and other martial artists were enthusiastic when they heard it, and they couldn't wait to shout two sentences together. The two children outside the hall also clenched their fists, and couldn't help but hum Kang Peng.

"Hot blood and hot intestines, hot is better than red sunshine!" Kang Peng yelled at the last sentence several times before he said to Cai Wenji, who had fallen into a state of dementia: "Niece Wen Jixian, is it okay now?" ”

Cai Wenji came back to her senses for a while, and she already admired Kang Peng in her heart, it turned out that there were songs that could make people's blood boil. But Cai Wenji still had a hard mouth, "No, you're just a roar, not a song, sing a song." Unconsciously, Cai Wenji has returned to her former pungent and brutal.

Kang Peng smiled, and was about to say Cai Wenji Laipi, when a soldier suddenly rushed in outside the hall, rushed to Kang Peng, and knelt down in front of Kang Peng and handed over a bamboo slip, "Taishi, General Xu of Bishui Guan has an urgent report, and the military advisor asks you to go back." ”

Kang Peng was taken aback, Jia Xu has always been steady, and he will never bother himself if there is no major event, could it be that something happened to Bishui Pass? Kang Peng hurriedly opened the bamboo slip and looked at it, Kang Peng suddenly stood up, "Zilong, Meng Qi, go back with the prime minister." ”

The officials and scholars exchanged heads and talked about each other, but they didn't dare to ask Kang Peng what happened, but Cai Wenji grabbed Kang Peng's sleeve and raised her mouth, "No, today is my birthday, and the Taishi is not allowed to leave first." He whispered to Kang Peng: "If you want to go, you can go, tell me the meaning of that sentence in English first." ”

Kang Peng was so anxious at the moment that he didn't care about any beauty or not, and with a flick of his fat arm, Cai Wenji suddenly fell to the ground. Kang Peng said coldly: "Zhumen's wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road!" You continue to fish and meat here, chant poems, there are still hundreds of thousands of refugees waiting to be fed in front of Bishui Pass and Tiger Prison Pass, waiting for the prime minister to save them. ”

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