"What people!"

Just when Yu Zhiqian was deep in thought, he suddenly heard a strange noise beside him, and immediately turned his head to look over, only to see a figure flashing by.

"Assassins?"

This kind of thought instantly popped up in Yu Zhiqian's mind, didn't he say that the ancient prince was a kind of "high-risk occupation", not only to worry about being beheaded by his father and framing the rest of the princes, but also to worry about assassins or something, did he meet an assassin. (Note 1)

Thinking of this, Yu Zhiqian couldn't help but grasp his silk quilt, the thin silk quilt couldn't give Yu Zhiqian a sense of security, took a deep breath, slowly got out of bed, and prepared to fight with the assassin, forget it, he will definitely not be able to fight, or ...... Be prepared to run for your life first.

"Bang!"

There was another crisp sound, Yu Zhiqian was so frightened that he didn't even wear shoes, jumped off the bed, and ran towards the door, the garrison of the East Palace was really poor, and it was so easy for the assassins to get in, as long as he could survive, he must design an early warning system, fortunately, he was scared awake, otherwise maybe he would have gone to see Lord Yama by now, and he had not had time to enjoy his glory and wealth, and women were ......!

Yu Zhiqian was thinking nonsense, while running to the door, just walked out of the bedroom, suddenly fell, Yu Zhiqian had only one thought in his heart, it's over, it's over, it's over, and Yu Zhiqian complained for the first time, why is his dormitory so big?

"Your Highness, are you alright?"

A slightly familiar voice sounded, Yu Zhiqian's flustered heart calmed down a little, and he slowly turned his head to look at it with a sigh of relief, only to see a strong man holding a big fan walking out of the corner of the room...... The crown princess trotted over a little nervously, and the earth trembled slightly.

"Your Highness, are you alright?"

Looking at the crown princess, and then at the pu fan in the princess's hand, Yu Zhiqian instantly understood what was happening, slowly stood up from the ground, looked at the crown princess in front of him, who was still very fat, but had lost a little weight, and sighed: "What are you doing here?" ”

"Your Highness, I, I ......"

"Why don't you sleep, I don't know if you'll get fat if you stay up late!"

"Ahh The crown princess was taken aback, immediately touched her belly, and said in a low voice: "No wonder I haven't lost weight these days......"

"Okay, go back to sleep, just leave the work of fanning the fan to someone else, don't stay up late, if you stay up late, no matter how much you lose weight, you can't lose it!"

"Yes, Your Highness!"

"By the way, come to me tomorrow morning, and I'll teach you some weight loss moves, you can lose weight quickly!"

"Really?"

"Hmm!"

Watching the crown princess running out of the dormitory excitedly, Yu Zhiqian shook his head helplessly, how can this special He De, there is a woman who can treat herself like this, although she is relatively fat, doesn't it mean that fat people are potential stocks?

In all fairness, although the crown princess will tremble slightly when she runs, three hundred catties is a bit exaggerated, at most it is more than one hundred and ninety catties, two hundred catties, the skin is not bad, the face is not bad, but after getting fat, it swells up, and after losing it, it may be a beauty, even if it is not a beauty, as long as it can be reduced, Yu Zhiqian can accept it, after all, he saved his life, and now he is ......

When he lay on the bed again, Yu Zhiqian's mind couldn't help but begin to fantasize about the princess's slimming down, and there was a Cheng Xiang with a big axe not far away!

Yu Zhiqian secretly scolded himself for being a dick, haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman, and you can't forget it when you see two sides.

But after thinking about it, this prince is really quite tragic, there are few women in the palace, the princess is a fat man, and the beautiful palace maids in the palace have become their cheap daddy concubines, and the rest are all crooked melons and cracked dates.

Before Yu Zhiqian crossed over, this prince had never seen any beauties, even if he saw a good look, there were all kinds of shortcomings, and Yu Zhiqian lived in the later life, although he did not have a beautiful girlfriend, but he found a big shopping mall in the center of the city to squat, squat at the door, hold a cigarette, and glance shamelessly, you can see all kinds of beauties dressed in fashion, stepping on kitten steps and passing around him, these pork can't be eaten, but at least see the pig running!

And if you want to eat pork, you can also take a dozen soft girl coins and go around the clubhouse......

When you don't want to go out and have no money, open various short videos such as Douyin, you can choose from various types of little girls, you can watch whoever you want, thinking of this, Yu Zhiqian suddenly felt that this prince was really not as good as an otaku in later generations......

"Hey, in the future, no, don't do it later, after a while, you must engage in a Yutang Empire beauty contest, choose a beauty, improve your horizons, you can't see the beauty and be tempted, you lost a lot of money in vain, you didn't touch it, the bicycle was lost, no, tomorrow you must find Cheng to bite the gold for money, before you get married, you will lose, this kind of girl needs to be educated well, otherwise it may be really upside down in the future!"

Yu Zhiqian said something to himself, and slowly fell asleep.

There is everything in the dream, Yu Zhiqian dreamed of himself, and once again danced a horse dance with a group of girls dressed in Lolita!

"The red sun is rising, and its way is ...... light"

In the morning, when Yu Zhiqian brushed his teeth with willow branches dipped in fine salt, he looked at the fiery morning sun in the distance, and this sentence suddenly popped up in his mind, but he couldn't remember it suddenly, it was too long, and he hadn't memorized it.

"Well, Wansan, write down all the classic quotations of this palace!"

Suddenly came up with one or two classic quotes, Yu Zhiqian needs to write them down anytime and anywhere, the ghost knows when it will be useful? What if I suddenly think about the way the turbine engine is made, although I didn't know it before, but who can say for sure, can I keep it written down, can I start a black technology era?

"Your Highness, what did you say?"

"I want to go down, there is, the red sun is rising, and its path is bright!"

Shen Wansan didn't know where to take out a small notebook and began to write it down, waiting for Yu Zhiqian to continue.

"Well, I can't remember it, I'm telling you when I think about it in the future, remember it, and maybe it will be able to be passed down for a hundred generations in the future!"

Yu Zhiqian knew that the thing he was talking about was called Young China, but he hadn't memorized it, he had read it in Tang Brick's book, and occasionally saw it on the Internet, but it was too difficult to write it for himself, and he couldn't do it!

After washing, it was a new day, Yu Zhiqian came to the small garden of the East Palace as promised, yes, you heard it right, the garden in the East Palace is called the small garden, separated by a wall, opposite is the legendary Royal Garden, but Yu Zhiqian's father doesn't like flowers and plants very much, there are no precious things, otherwise, Yu Zhiqian doesn't have to worry about lack of money to spend!

The crown princess was already waiting there, still very fat, but after last night's incident, Yu Zhiqian would not be so resistant, at least, Yu Zhiqian did not have that feeling of disgust in his heart, a woman who had saved herself, was so disgusted by herself, and she could still pay so much......

"Have you eaten?"

The crown princess shook her head: "I didn't eat it!" ”

"I want to eat breakfast, and tomorrow I will let people prepare some goat milk every day and drink some milk for breakfast!"

"Good!"

Then Yu Zhiqian began to teach the crown princess how to lose weight, all of which Yu Zhiqian learned from Douyin before, such as jumping jacks, sit-ups, burpee squat jumps, and the action of lying on the ground and thighs up and forgetting what the name was!

"Every movement, do it twenty times, then rest for more than thirty seconds, continue to do it, and so on, by the way, I'm going to study a rope out, you jump the rope every day, and you will soon be able to lose weight successfully!"

"Good!"

The crown princess stared at Yu Zhiqian with little stars in her eyes, and after Yu Zhiqian finished teaching, she looked at the hard-working princess, and it seemed that weight loss was expected!

For an hour, the crown princess trained very hard, she didn't shout tired, she kept gritting her teeth and persevering, while Yu Zhiqian was drinking tea next to her, shouting and cheering, but her eyes kept looking towards the gate position, today, the long-awaited Diao Chan is coming! Bah scumbag!

In Chang'an City, Lu Bu and his father and mother were slowly rushing towards the East Palace, and the closer the distance, the more worried Lu Bu was in his heart, afraid that the cowhide he boasted about would be torn apart.

"Feng Xian, wipe your sweat!"

Mother Lu looked at the fine sweat on her son's forehead, and couldn't help but feel a little distressed, and glanced at her man, such a heavy bag was actually carried by her son alone, but she was shopping with her hands behind her back.

"Mother, I'm fine!"

Lu Bu now regrets what he bragged about in the letter, and honestly said that he was doing chores in the East Palace. Now it's a little difficult to ride a tiger, what is the prince's right-hand man, Lu Bu felt blushing when he thought of this.

"It's here!"

In front of the East Palace, Lu Bu put down his bags, he wanted to open it to see what his father had brought, it was so heavy!

"This is the East Palace? So ......"

Lu Ziqiao's last sentence was so broken, but he instinctively didn't dare to say it, after all, this is the East Palace, if he says the wrong thing, he may lose his head.

"Lu Bu!"

A shout came, and Lu Bu was shocked, only to see Shen Wansan running out of the East Palace excitedly: "Back?" It's good to come back, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has been waiting for you for a long time! ”

After finishing speaking, he pulled Lu Bu and prepared to walk towards the East Palace.

"Steward Shen, my parents and young sister are also here!"

After finishing speaking, he pointed behind him, Shen Wansan looked at Lu Bu's parents and sister, and greeted him warmly: "Come into the palace, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has been waiting for a long time!" ”

When Lu Bu heard this, he breathed a long sigh of relief in his heart, the prince still saw his loyalty, and Lu Bu secretly swore in his heart that if he dies for his confidant, he must assist His Royal Highness the Prince well in the future!

Lu Bu is now eager to give Yu Zhiqian a death immediately, while Lu Ziqiao and Lu Bu's mother breathed a sigh of relief, they thought that their son was bragging, but now it seems that their child is really promising, Lu Ziqiao's waist is unconsciously straightened a lot, and he can brag after going out in the future, he has seen the prince and drank tea with the prince!

"Your Highness, Lu Bu is back!"

A guard came to Yu Zhiqian's study in a low voice and reported to Yu Zhiqian, who was painting a ghost.

"Lu Bu is here?"

Yu Zhiqian instantly dropped the brush in his hand, and then felt that he was a little rude, and coughed lightly: "Is Lu Bu coming back alone?" ”

"Back to Your Highness, Lu Bu is back with his parents and sister!"

"Let's go, let's see!"

Just about to go out, Yu Zhiqian stopped: "That Lu Bu's sister is not fat!" ”

The guard recalled the appearance of Diao Chan's sister in his mind, and shook his head: "No! ”

"That's good, let's go, let's see!"

Hearing that it was not a fat man, Yu Zhiqian breathed a sigh of relief, there was already a person in the palace who was losing weight, and he didn't want another fat man, the East Palace would be eaten up! It seems that the author really found out in conscience and did not give himself a fat man!

Yu Zhiqian walked towards the side hall happily, obviously, humming in his mouth: "After all these years of being a man, I have been happy for a few days, and a big road is divided into two sides, you have to walk ......"

Lu Bu's father, Lu Ziqiao, looked at the East Palace, it looked very broken outside, but after entering the door, he found that there was no hole, only more broken, not the most broken, I couldn't help but want to go home, my house seemed to be better than the East Palace!

"Your Highness!"

After Lu Bu saw Yu Zhiqian, he immediately knelt down with his luggage: "Grass people Lu Bu, I have seen His Royal Highness the Prince!" ”

Lu Ziqiao, Lu Mu and Diao Chan also bowed in a proper manner, Yu Zhiqian nodded, his eyes penetrated Lu Bu, and looked at Lu Bu's father, mother, and a little Lori behind Lu Bu......

"Get up, no need to be polite!"

The corners of Yu Zhiqian's mouth twitched twice, Diao Chan is still Lori, Lori ......

"His Royal Highness Prince Xie!"

The four of them stood up from the ground, and Lu Bu said with a smile on his face: "Your Highness, this is my father, Lu Ziqiao!" ”

"Lu Ziqiao?"

"It's the grass people!"

"Do you know Chen Meijia?"

Lu Ziqiao shook his head in confusion, Yu Zhiqian couldn't help but sigh when he saw Lu Ziqiao's appearance, no one understands his stalks, it's really boring!

"This is my mother!"

"This is the young sister Diao Chan!"

When Diao Chan was introduced, the corners of Yu Zhiqian's mouth couldn't help twitching, he had waited so long, he changed his clothes, took care of his hair, and tidied up his mustache, is it actually a Lori?

It looks like he's less than ten years old, with a big ponytail, but the pink looks very cute!

Yu Zhiqian is not a dead Loricon, but to tell the truth, this Diao Chan is really a beauty, even if Yu Zhiqian has seen a lot of beautiful little Loli in his later life, but he is not as beautiful as Diao Chan! (Ahh ）

"It's cute!"

Seeing the beautiful little Lori, Yu Zhiqian silently thought in his heart that if such a beautiful Lori punched, she should cry for a long time, right?

However, for the sake of Lu Bu and her parents' face, Yu Zhiqian felt that it was better to restrain himself, and stretched out his hand, ready to pinch Diao Chan's little face, small is a little smaller, but he can wait for her to grow up!

Just when Yu Zhiqian's hand was about to reach Diao Chan's face, there was an exclamation from the surroundings.

"Don't!"

"Your Highness, be careful!"

"Diao Chan, no!"

I saw that Yu Zhiqian's hand had just reached out to Diao's pink little face, and just as he was about to pinch it, a pink little hand suddenly grabbed Yu Zhiqian's arm, and then Yu Zhiqian felt that he was being carried by a huge force, and he fell over the shoulder and fell directly to the ground.

"Bold!"

"Take it!"

When the surrounding guards saw it, they immediately surrounded them, and Lu Bu, Lu Ziqiao and others were so frightened that they knelt directly on the ground.

"Your Highness spares her life, the little girl didn't mean it, the little girl just ......"

"Your Highness forgives me, my little sister didn't mean it......"

Lu Bu and Lu Ziqiao were frightened, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was beaten by Diao Chan, in case His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was angry, he was going to die!

Yu Zhiqian lay on the ground, looking at the sky, who am I and where am I? Why is there no normal person in the East Palace, why is this dynasty that he has traveled through so strangely! Wenlu Buwu Diao Chan is also forgotten, this is not the point, the point is, this Lori called Diao Chan is still ......

It's also a rampaging Lori!

PS: Note 1: A pen name is called Feng Thirty-Five, an old book by a handsome author, and the one written is called a good one, you can go and see it! The key author is handsome!