Chapter 80: If you can't think of the chapter name, it's called this
"That's the end of it?"
Yu Zhiqian watched Cheng Xiang put away the big axe, and after leaving, he lost his voice.
"A master makes a move, and often one move determines the winner or loser!"
After the third child sighed, he also stood up slowly, the main event was over, and below was the battle of a group of unknown small schools such as Xue Rengui, Dian Wei, Xu Zhu, etc., and there was not much to see.
"You're the Prince?"
Yu Zhiqian was riding his beloved bicycle and was about to go home when he suddenly heard a shout behind him.
"Damn, there are still people who are so arrogant these years, knowing that they are His Royal Highness the Prince, and still talking to themselves in this tone? Tired of being crooked? Believe it or not, learn from Mr. Zhu and send it to Africa! ”
Yu Zhiqian braked the car with his foot and turned his head to look over.
I saw a peerless beauty, absolutely no exaggeration, that face, thrown into Hong Kong in the seventies and eighties of the 20th century, was the most top-notch, riding a tall horse, carrying a Xuanhua axe on her shoulder, looking down on Yu Zhiqian from above.
As a man, you must not let a woman look at him like this, Yu Zhiqian thought about it and put the bicycle up, ready to stand taller, but found that the bicycle was a little unstable, so he could only tidy up his clothes and said: "This palace is, you are Cheng Xiang?" ”
"From now on, you will be Miss Ben's husband!" With that, a straddle leaped off the horse.
Yu Zhiqian's careful liver trembled, pay attention, don't fall! Yu Zhiqian swore that he was definitely not distressed because of external factors such as Cheng Xiang's beauty and explosive figure, but because he felt that it was a little dangerous for a girl to do this kind of action, and he was wearing a skirt, so he didn't know if there were safety pants in this era.
"Your Highness, my little sister grew up in a small military camp, and she is very arrogant, Your Highness has atoned for her sins!"
Cheng Chumo rushed over from behind and hurriedly apologized to Yu Zhiqian, this is His Royal Highness the Prince, his little sister is really a demon king of the world, dare to talk to His Royal Highness the Prince.
"It's fine!"
Yu Zhiqian waved his hand, looked at Cheng Xiang, and showed a smile that he thought was not bad, and Cheng Xiang was also looking at the bicycle behind Yu Zhiqian.
"Your Highness picks up!"
I saw Cheng Xiang throw the big axe at Yu Zhiqian, so he ran to the bicycle, and Yu Zhiqian looked at the axe thrown high, and a sentence sounded in his mind: "A beautiful woman is a devil, and there is a knife on the head of the color word!" ”
According to the memories of a melon-eating guard at the scene of the incident, the axe was only 0.1 cm away from Yu Zhiqian's head, and it was probably possible to smash Yu Zhiqian's head in less than 0.1 seconds, which was the most thrilling scene he had ever seen.
Just when the axe was about to hit Yu Zhiqian's head, a pair of big hands caught the axe, Yu Zhiqian swore that he had never felt that Cheng Yanjin was so cute, at that moment Yu Zhiqian felt that this old guy was too cute, if he ascended the throne in the future, he would definitely let him garrison the frontier, and they would all have to garrison the frontier, which was so terrifying!
"His Royal Highness the Prince, my daughter is fooling around! Cheng Xiang, who let you throw the axe! ”
At this time, Cheng Xiang stared at Yu Zhiqian with a smile: "Father, I am testing the courage of His Royal Highness the Prince, my Cheng Xiang's man, if I am scared by this, I Cheng Xiang will not marry, His Royal Highness the Prince, good job!" ”
After finishing speaking, he winked at Yu Zhiqian, and this blink made Yu Zhiqian sound Zhu Yin in the Journey to the West!
"Fooling around, in case you hurt His Royal Highness the Crown Prince......"
"Don't worry, the eldest brother and father are here, and I can catch it, you see that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will not change his face!"
Yu Zhiqian roared in his heart: "Your face doesn't change color, your sister, Lao Tzu is so scared that he can't move, you crazy woman, my special mother will never marry you, I want to marry you, I don't know how many years I can live!" ”
But Yu Zhiqian showed a reluctant smile on his face: "It's okay, it's okay!" ”
After finishing speaking, he turned around with difficulty and walked towards his bicycle. You can't just leave it at that!
Yu Zhiqian gritted his teeth and thought about it, but soon found that this idea seemed to be difficult to realize, at least, there was no chance to realize it over the years.
Cheng Biting Jin is the prince of the country, and he has made great contributions, and he is still a close friend of his father, don't look at himself like this, even when he goes to his cheap father, Cheng Biting Jin is also like this, he is the prince, but before he ascended the throne, he really couldn't move him!
Thinking of this, Yu Zhiqian looked at Cheng Yanjin, who was full of beard, his muscles exploded, and he didn't seem to be able to beat him, looking for someone to beat him like this, and it was estimated that he couldn't find a few who could beat him, so Yu Zhiqian could only look at Cheng Chumo!
Cheng Chumo, this guy and his father seem to be virtuous, and they definitely can't beat him, and this thing seems to have established a military industry and is now a county marquis, and he doesn't seem to be able to help him!
Finally looked at Cheng Xiang, this woman, she can't beat her either, but if she marries her, she will give her injections every day!
Yu Zhiqian thought about it for a long time, it seems that he only has the revenge of marrying Cheng Xiang and then giving Cheng Xiang injections every day, but marrying Cheng Xiang, Yu Zhiqian instinctively still resists a little, although he is beautiful, but this character is too hot, and he likes to be gentle.
"Click, click, snap......"
A strange sound sounded, Yu Zhiqian turned his head to look over, only to see that his beloved bicycle had fallen apart, Cheng Xiang grabbed the faucet handle in confusion, sat on the ground, and looked around in confusion, who am I, where am I?
“……”
“……”
The first thought in Yu Zhiqian's mind was, this is too cute, but it soon hurts, this is the only bicycle that he has researched that can be ridden, no need to ride a horse and a crotch, his own means of travel, that's it......
"His Royal Highness the Prince, little girl, little girl......"
Cheng Yanjin scratched his head a little embarrassed, he heard that this thing is a divine beast or a fairy artifact, since it is a divine beast or a fairy thing, the price is definitely not cheap, he may not be able to afford it, no, he must not be able to afford it, after rolling his eyes, he thought of a good way!
"His Royal Highness the Prince, the little girl accidentally broke His Highness's things, but the mansion really can't open the pot, anyway, you have to get married sooner or later, let the little girl pay for it! Silence, go! ”
"Dad, but little sister!"
"Let's go!"
Cheng Yanjin pulled Cheng Chumo and rode away quickly, very fast, faster than Qiao Biluo Bangyi, who was carrying the train away......
"Your Highness, the Lun family, the Lun family didn't mean it!"
Cheng Xiang also knew that he had made a mistake, so he got up from the ground with a twist, and then put his two hands in front of him with some trepidation, and said softly.
is this taste, Yu Zhiqian felt that he was in love in an instant, this is what Yu Zhiqian wants a gentle and virtuous woman should look like, sure enough, a beautiful woman is coquettish, and a man has no ability to resist.
"Well, forget it, it's okay, it's just a car, I'll just make another one if I'm fine!"
"That's good, Cheng Xiang thanked His Royal Highness the Prince, goodbye His Royal Highness the Prince!"
After Cheng Xiang finished speaking, he winked at Yu Zhiqian, then turned over and got on the horse, and left quickly, the speed of leaving was about the same as the speed of several people in Cheng Biting Jin's family!
"How's that girl? Does the method your mother gave you work? ”
Around the corner, watching Cheng Xiang return, Cheng Yanjin asked in a low voice.
Cheng Xiang nodded: "Father, it's useful, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince didn't let me lose money just now!" ”
"In the future, come into the womb, don't fight and kill at every turn, girls should be gentle, you see you just now, we saved a thousand taels of silver in our family, I heard that the car is worth a lot of money, it seems that the prince is true love for you, and the father will let you marry you, you must know that when the prince wants to marry you, the father refuses......"
"Father, you sold me just now for a thousand taels!"
"No, good daughter, how can you say that you are a father, you want to enhance your relationship with His Royal Highness the Crown Prince more!"
"Father, I heard that you forcibly made a bet with the prince and lost ......"
"Rumors, that guy who forgets the eight ends of the eight ends is spreading rumors, see if I don't tear his mouth apart!"
“……”
Yu Zhiqian watched Cheng Xiang leave, and didn't come back to his senses until he couldn't see it, and then lowered his head to look at his bicycle, and then he always felt that something was missing!
"Father, you see, this is what I brought from His Royal Highness the Prince's car, it seems to be made of gold!"
"Well, it's made of gold!"
Cheng Biting Jin weighed it, and was about to put it in his arms.
"Father, this is His Royal Highness the Prince's stuff, it's not good for us to take it!" Cheng Chumo looked at his father and little sister and reminded in a low voice.
"Your sister is about to become the prince's side concubine, the family, why are you so clear, pinch, this small piece is for you, don't tell your mother!"
"Thank you, father!"
"What about me, father!"
"This is for you, you take it to buy some rouge gouache, girls should pay attention to maintenance!"
Cheng Biting Jin reluctantly gave Cheng Xiang more than half of the gold on the seat, kept a part for himself, and stuffed it into his arms with satisfaction.
Yu Zhiqian stared at his bicycle and thought for a long time, and suddenly remembered that the saddles of his bicycle and tricycle seemed to be made of gold, so what about gold?
With full of doubts, he returned to his East Palace, he was not interested in going to Master Li, too beautiful women are dangerous, Yu Zhiqian decided that it was better for him to stay away from the color word during this time, well, he couldn't touch it today, the ghost knows what strange things will happen.
watched a strange competition, saw his strange and destined side concubine, and strangely almost had his head split by an axe, and finally lost a gold seat very strangely, everything is not going well today!
When Yu Zhiqian fell asleep, in an inn outside the ten mile slope of Chang'an City, it seemed that there was a place like ten miles outside every big city in ancient times, in short, it was such a place.
Lu Bu sat at the table, looking at his parents and sister, and kept serving them vegetables.
"Fengxian, what exactly are you doing in the East Palace!"
"Father, Feng Xian is now a gentleman in the East Palace!"
"Sir? There are so many famous Confucians, do you still want you to teach the prince? Lu Bu's father, Lu Ziqiao, looked at his son in disbelief, he knew his son too well, and he could run a train in his mouth.
Back then, bullying the villagers who didn't know how to read, ghostwriting for others, three words can collect money for five words from others, and split a word to collect double copies, if it is not for the last word is too difficult to disassemble, it is estimated that this guy can collect six words of money!
"Father, really, I'm copying books every day in the East Palace!"
"Really?"
"Really, what Erchen said is true!"
"Well, it's okay, I didn't get admitted this time, and finding an errand in the East Palace is also your creation, but you have to pay attention, as the saying goes: A companion is like a tiger, although the East Palace has not yet ascended the throne, but you must not mess around, so as not to cause death!"
"That's what my father said!"
Lu Bu's father is also a scholar, he is not a scholar these days, few people can read and write, I heard that his son was working in the East Palace, he was taken aback at that time, and thought that his son did not get famous, and he was ashamed, so he first paid respect and entered the palace!
Although the old Lu family is thriving, Lu Ziqiao has been riding horses outside all these years, and he has left a lot of queens, but they are all daughters, and the son is just such a one, if it is cut, then the old Lu family will not be extinct?
With this kind of uneasiness, packed up the luggage, brought the softness, the wife and the most favored daughter rushed to Chang'an, and after seeing Lu Bu, he personally checked it and then relieved, he could go to visit the Qinglou in Chang'an with peace of mind!
"Fengxian, can we really live in the East Palace?"
Lu Bu's mother asked with some excitement, East Palace, royal, if you can stay for one night, and go back to Baotou, it will be able to blow for a lifetime, last time Jiuyuan was an official, stayed in the prince's mansion for one night, and came back to blow for several years, after I went back, I ......
"Mother, it was the prince who invited you to the East Palace!"
"Okay, good, good, Feng is out first!"
Diao Chan, who was eating with his head bowed not far away, didn't say a word, and Lu Ziqiao snorted coldly: "Chan'er, when you arrive at the East Palace, you must not be allowed to mess around?" ”
"Yes, Father!"
"Let's eat!"
The family continued to eat happily, and Lu Bu secretly shook his purse, fortunately, he only had to eat this meal, and he didn't need to arrange a place to stay, he had no money in his purse, it was time to talk to the prince about Yulu, he couldn't just work and not give money!
In the East Palace, Yu Zhiqian slept soundly, kicked away the silkworm quilt, and there were people fanning the wind next to him, and he didn't feel hot at all in the hot summer.
In the dream, Yu Zhiqian dreamed of Lu Bu, he came back, brought his father and mother, and an important sister to the East Palace, Yu Zhiqian feasted their family with joy, but when Yu Zhiqian saw Diao Chan's face clearly, he was instantly scared awake!
"I'm Cao, dead fat woman!"
Yu Zhiqian wiped the sweat from his forehead, sat up from the bed suddenly, and when he found that everything was a dream, he reacted, it was just a dream, but at the same time he felt afraid, he didn't seem to ask Lu Bu what his sister looked like, just after hearing that it was Diao Chan, he ......
"It's not going to be another fat man, my dear author, please let me go, the unlucky protagonist, I'm feeding poison like this, no one will read this book!"
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