Chapter II. 34. Prevarication

Sun Baizhi, who had been thinking about it, saw Shen Gui handing He Wendao a note at this time, so she leaned into Shen Gui's ear and whispered, "What is written?" ”

Shen Gui seemed to remember something funny, desperately suppressed the rising corners of his mouth, and told Sun Baizhi quite mysteriously: "Scratch!" ”

In fact, this "general unloading armor" is just a small trick used by the people of Caimen to walk the rivers and lakes. Whenever the people in the color gate tie up with each other, they will use this trick "general unloading" to protect themselves. When Shen Gui was young, he often went to assemblies in Fushan County with Lin Siwei, and it was also at that time that a Caimen senior taught Shen Gui this thing.

"General unloads armor", as the name suggests, the person who is recruited will feel the itchy body unbearable, the more itchy it is, the more it scratches, the more itchy it gets, and this itch will also affect the whole body, which can be called a secret magic. But if this "magic power" is broken, it is actually not worth even a copper coin:

Go to the Chinese medicine shop to buy some fine spices, knead them into milligrams, close some of the fluff on the peaches, and rub them together in water to dry them into small balls. When using, tuck the hair ball into the gap between the fingernails and gently pop it out of the neck of the other person. The so-called difficult will not, and those who will will not be difficult, which is exactly this reason.

I can't talk about how clever this trick is, and if the old people see it, most of them will just smile. But at this time, under the shroud of Shen Gui's title of "two generations of great shamans", whether in the eyes of the shaman's family or in the eyes of ordinary people, they all secretly sighed at his miraculous skills.

"This ...... What did you do with Wendao? ”

Ba Ge looked at He Wendao's back in surprise, turned his head and asked Shen Gui.

Shen Gui didn't answer, just interlocked his fingers and aimed at Ba Ge again:

"Elder Bagh, why don't you try it too? Let the people of Fengjing see if it is your shaman spirit body that is strong, or my "general unarmoring" is hard! ”

The surrounding people applauded and applauded, looking forward to this duel between the gods and sticks. The spare time life of the people in Youbei is still extremely boring. In addition to going to the yamen to watch people fight lawsuits, it is the neighbors who gossip with each other. And the most popular thing on weekdays is to go to the west gate of Fengjing City to see the prisoner beheaded.

But they never expected that in previous years, it was an extremely solemn ancestor worship conference, but this year it actually bloomed! This is a real fight between the gods, and the people who came to watch the excitement boiled in an instant.

The common people coaxed together, which can be regarded as completely blocking Bagh into a dead end.

Born into a family of shamans, Bag devoted his life to understanding the historical essence of shamanism, and it is not an exaggeration to call him a "living dictionary of shamanism". But after all, he is not a person with the spirit veins of heaven and earth, and he is from a wealthy family, and he has never walked the rivers and lakes. He doesn't have a spiritual vein to protect his body, and he doesn't know those miraculous skills, if he fights with Shen Gui in front of the people now, it will be like a bare butt grinding - a shame in a circle.

But right now, Shen Gui's "general unloading his armor" has been buckled in his fingers, and he is aiming at himself with one eye closed, and he must solve this urgent situation first.

At this time, it can be seen that Bag's methods are old and experienced. He only smiled, and tapped the altar floor with the bone staff in his hand, making a crisp sound:

"The old man's identity is a shaman, not a ghost-hunting master. The purpose of shaman's existence is not to fight with people, but to communicate with the heavens and the earth for the believers. Shen Gui, you are not a member of the sect, and naturally you don't understand the essence of my shamanism. The old man advises you not to interfere with the things I teach, and it is better to leave quickly, so as not to make mistakes! ”

After speaking, he walked up to the center of the altar and stepped on the place of the birthplace of Shen Gui.

"The great shaman Lin was worried, and was entrusted by the previous shaman Li Xuanyu on his deathbed, and he should have taken on the heavy responsibility of shamanism. However, for nearly 20 years, it has ignored the affairs of shamanism, both large and small, which has directly led to the decline of shamanism. Therefore, in my capacity as a shamanic elder, I hereby announce that I will be relieved of the post of Great Shaman of Lin Siwei and that I will temporarily replace the Great Shaman. ”

With that, Bagh raised the bone scepter in his hand and pointed diagonally at the sky.

Shen Gui saw that Bagge no longer ignored him, and began to announce the appointment and dismissal in a grand manner, he couldn't help laughing, and walked onto the altar:

"Bag, I think you're really confused, it's all like this, you still naively think you can fool the past like this? Since you want to put on a high posture, that's fine. Rank, it's your time to play! ”

Shen Gui's words landed, and those people who had been watching coldly behind him took a few steps forward at the same time and came to the altar. The person at the head is the well-known head of the Youbei Third Road, Li Hailin, who is good at using a big gun, and he is carrying a long burden behind him. Regardless of asking, this must be his housekeeping weapon, the cold spring gun.

"Bage, in the past twenty years, although the great shaman Lin Siwei has been wandering, he still returns to Fengjing every year to preside over the ancestor worship ceremony. On this point, the people of Fengjing are all in their eyes. And Great Elder, do you still think you can hide those dirty little actions in private over the years? ”

Speaking of this, Hui Ma Li turned his head to face the people who were looking up in the audience, and clasped his fists with both hands:

"Folks, some people know me, some don't. In Xia Li Hailin, friends on the Mengjiang River did not give up, and gave a name to return to Ma Li. The cause of the Great Shaman is so complicated that it is difficult to explain for a while, but I came back to Ma Li today to explain to the people and the Great Elder Bagh on behalf of the two roadsβ€”β€”"

Let's go back:

"We dart and the Cao Gang, and we only recognize Lin Siwei, a big shaman who is honest and obedient. Even if it is changed, it must be personally designated by her old man. Regarding his current behavior, Li has only two words to say: apostasy! If this traitor with wolf ambition is in charge, then every brother in my dart line and the Cao gang will not worship a single copper plate to the shamanism! ”

Speaking of this, the rest of the industry representatives stood beside Li Darttou in unison, and the attitude of advancing and retreating together was clear at a glance.

Sun Baizhi also shouted at the people:

"See, everyone, why is the temple tax increased today? This is Bagh's own weak heart, afraid that everyone will no longer believe in the shaman in the future, so he changed the voluntary offering to compulsory apportionment, how poisonous is his heart? Baghyabag, the people of Youbei originally worshiped shamans because of respect and convincing, they wanted to use their surplus money to save more suffering from shamans; On the other hand, isn't your forced apportionment of the so-called "temple tax" creating more suffering? Doesn't this act conflict with your professed shamanic teachings? ”

As soon as Ba Ge heard the words "temple tax", he had a headache. He himself didn't know what was going on with this temple tax. Whether it is from Emperor Xuande Yan Hunt, to Prime Minister Li Deng, or even Wan Changning, who is specifically responsible for the tax burden of the imperial court, no one has mentioned this matter to themselves. This temple tax came without any warning, and it caught him off guard. But now that the arrow has been stringed, he can't afford to go back to the court to ask. I had to answer stubbornly:

"He Wendao, the protector of the Fa, has already said that after the ancestor worship ceremony, he will definitely give an explanation to the people of Youbei. At this time, it is an auspicious day for the ancestor worship ceremony, and no matter how important it is, put it aside first......"

Shen Gui's eyes narrowed, and he pointed at Ba Ge and asked:

"Presiding over the ancestor worship ceremony? Are you coming? Can you? Will you? ”

Bagh stiffened his neck and said:

"Now that the hour has come, Lin Siwei has not yet appeared. According to your meaning, could it be that this ancestor worship ceremony should be canceled? If all walks of life can't open the market, are you responsible? ”

Sun Baizhi pursed her lips and said:

"Listen to that, you still think you're pretty good? If you preside over the ancestor worship ceremony, we won't open the market! ”

Just as the two sides were prevaricating, a small boat came from the secluded river south of the altar. The person at the helm of the bow is none other than Xiao Fu, a fisherman who has never appeared today! The boat rowed closer and closer, and everyone listened attentively, and the sound of the soul drum and the awakening bell came from the cabin.

"This is the end of this rack!"

Shen Gui saw Xiao Fu standing at the bow of the boat, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.