The two of them didn't say anything all the way, and soon came to the place where the golden python was infested, tiptoed into the grass, and looked out cautiously.

I saw that the bandits who were chasing them were being devoured by the python, and their upper body entered the mouth of the snake, leaving only their calves outside. Then in less than half a minute, it was completely swallowed into the belly of the snake. The golden python was comfortable, lying lazily on the grass, and spit out long letters from time to time.

Wu Kang coughed twice and stood up, took steps that his six relatives did not recognize, and swaggered out of the grass. At this time, the python will have two choices, one is to spit out the person in the stomach, and the other is to run away. If it was the former, Wu Kang would pick up the bandit's horizontal knife and cut off its head without hesitation.

The golden python chose to flee, and its body crawled slowly, slower than a tortoise. Wu Kang is happy, he pretends to be forced to run, and there is no door!

Picked up a dead branch casually, stopped majestically in front of the python, and gently knocked the snake's head. Sure enough, as said in the video, once the python eats a large piece of food, it basically has no attack power, just like a hedgehog with a thorn and reduced to meat on a felt board.

Wu Kang picked up the cold light forest horizontal knife, looked around at the surrounding trees, and quickly selected the target. Swing a knife to chop off a branch, cut off the branch and hold it in your hand, and take a few steps to jam the golden python's head.

Pressing it with all its might until it stopped struggling, it turned around and shouted at Cui Wu: "Don't watch the show there, hurry up and come over to help, untie my belt, and tie up its mouth." If you're afraid, press the stick, and I'll tie its mouth!" ”

The grass didn't move, and this grandson slipped away? I felt it carefully, and found that I was still shivering in the grass. Wu Kang spat on the ground with a mouthful of thick phlegm, and scolded and shouted three times before he came out after a long time.

Cui Wuxu came to the front with a white face, trembling hands untied Wu Kang's belt, put it on Wu Kang's shoulder, and then grabbed the branch tightly with both hands.

Wu Kang didn't look at him angrily, let go of the branch and squatted down, tied the snake's mouth with his belt, and tied a bow with a bad taste. Hehe Yile lifted the horizontal knife, found a small tree with a thick arm and cut it, cut off the branches and leaves and cut it into logs, and then scraped off the bark at both ends and dug it into an oval groove. In his previous life, my father was a carpenter, and he was a simple carpenter.

After tossing for more than half an hour, he finally finished it, threw the log next to the golden python, and went to cut a few vines. He took off his outer robe, tore it into dozens of strips of cloth, quickly rolled it into hemp rope, and carefully tied the snake to the log.

Spit and rub his hands in the palm of his hand, and said to Cui Wu, who was holding the branch: "Don't press it, don't be afraid, just treat it as a big yellow eel." Don't ink, quickly carry it down the mountain to invite merit and receive rewards. When lifting, the groove is stuck on the shoulder, which is comfortable and effortless! ”

Cui Wu saw that the big snake was unusually well-behaved, and gradually regained his courage, threw away the branch in his hand, moved his sore wrist, gently kicked the snake's head, looked at the log and praised: "Da Lang is delicate, the groove is not awkward, and he can be as stable as Mount Tai without hand support!" A small improvement can bring such convenience, and it can really turn decay into magic! ”

"Don't slap the sycophants, brother, and don't call me Dalang, call me Erlang or Wu Er, I have a brother who died young", Wu Kang ran the train with his mouth full, came to the head of the snake and squatted down, lifted the log to buckle the groove on his shoulder, turned his head and said to Cui Wu: "I open the road in front of my head, you follow behind." Pay attention to safety and fight to close the gates before the city. ”

"Erlang doesn't have to worry, it's Lanxi County to walk ten miles down the mountain, there is no city gate in the county, only Wuzhou City has a city gate", Cui Wu said and squatted down, buckled the groove on his shoulder, shook his head and said: "It's still early, I won't sleep on the streets... I shouted one, two, three, and we worked hard at the same time. One, two, three, hi yo! ”

The brothers descended the mountain slowly, and the mountain was not steep or effortless. A stick and a snake plus a bandit in the belly of the snake weighed more than 200 pounds. The two of them walked and stopped, and it took two hours to go down the mountain to see the direction of the sun, about two o'clock in the afternoon.

Walking south along the official road, there were many jokes along the way. When the people who were working in the paddy fields saw them, they fled in fright, and threw away all the men in their hands. The bold came to join in the fun, and when he saw the golden python clearly, he knelt on the side of the road, clasped his hands and kept kowtowing, and shouted "Golden Dragon... Golden Dragon Xiangrui"

Wu Kang was a little speechless, if you kneel down to the dog, I will admit it, and I will be a dog lover. What's the deal with kneeling down to a snake? The bullshit Golden Dragon Xiangrui is an albino Burmese python, or a python that has just eaten people.

Fortunately, it is the Tang Dynasty now, if it was placed in the previous life, it would definitely be unlucky to eat in prison! In later generations, the python was a first-class protected animal, and it is said that it started at least ten years. The bandits who died in the belly of the snake were even more unlucky, there was no place to shout grievances in the Tang Dynasty, and they had to consider themselves unlucky after more than a thousand years!

The further you go, the more people eat melons, and there are constantly people running to tell each other, and there are constantly onlookers. Looking at them, they want to touch the fairy spirit of the golden dragon. Later, the more noisy it became, the gongs and drums were beaten, the demons danced wildly, and a few old farmers played the sheng. Fortunately, suona did not spread to Datang, otherwise it would be more lively.

Feeling that the thrust on his shoulders is getting bigger and bigger, frowning and looking back, Cui Wu, this kid, is smiling, holding his head high and looking beautiful... I'm really speechless, I like to carry you and continue to lift, the little master has to rest!

Thinking of this, Wu Kang glanced at the people who ate melons, and shouted at a man who was five big and three rough: "Brother Tai takes a handle, he drives for a while, and his shoulder is sore and wants to take a breath."

"Eh, yes", the big man who is as strong as a bull is as fast as a rabbit, he strides over, grabs a log and puts it on his shoulder, and smiles a chrysanthemum with a simple face. The people who eat melons are full of envy, and some are even full of grievances.

Seeing this situation, Wu Kang shook his head helplessly, and really wanted to raise his arms and shout, this is a golden python, not a golden dragon!

Cui Wu couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the big man, and soon became tired and out of breath, and handed the log to the village man next to him. Cui and Wu looked at each other and smiled, both seeing excitement in each other's eyes. When luck comes, no one can stop it, and he grabbed a big snake in a daze, and inexplicably became a golden dragon auspicious!

The people on the official road are gathering more and more, and the crowd is pouring in, and it is estimated that there are 10,000 empty alleys in Lanxi County. As I walked, I suddenly heard someone in the crowd shouting: Mingfu and Shaofu are here!

There was a commotion in the crowd, and soon a path was flashed. Wu Kang looked up and found a group of people in official uniforms. Walking in front are two middle-aged people, around forty years old, who should be the Ming Mansion and Shaofu of the common people.

In fact, it is the county magistrate and county lieutenant of Lanxi County, followed by the main book, the school captain, the recorder, and a group of catchers with waist knives. Looking at this posture, the leadership team of Lanxi County poured out.

When the officials saw the golden python, they were also dumbfounded, and the county order quickly came to the front, bowed respectfully to the golden python, and shouted: The golden dragon auspicious rui came to the world, God bless me in the Tang Dynasty!

The officials also followed suit, and also shouted God bless Datang, and bowed respectfully three times. Wu Kang was a little confused, it was estimated that they had never seen a python, let alone a golden python. On second thought, it's right, pythons only appear in the primeval forests of the southern tropics, and it's not surprising that they haven't seen it.

Cui Wuyi grabbed Wu Kang's wrist, walked quickly to the county order, hugged his fists and bowed and saluted: "Third uncle is fine, Jianzhi is polite!" Jin Long Xiangrui was found in the mountains by his little nephew and Erlang, and planned to go to Wuzhou to hand it over to Yeye. Uncle, let's go together and discuss with Ye Ye how to offer auspicious rui to the saints! ”

Hearing this, Wu Kang was dumbfounded, and things seemed to be playing big! If Li Zhi, who was dedicated to Chang'an, was seen by those high-ranking cadres, would he lose his head if he deceived the saint?

When he was distracted, he saw Cui Xianling's strange gaze, and hurriedly learned from Cui Wu's appearance, clasped his fists and saluted respectfully: "Wukang, Wujia Village, Chun'an County, Muzhou, see Third Uncle Cui!" Golden python... Jin Long Xiangrui was indeed discovered by a certain and Gorou, and asked the third uncle to decide! ”

"Haha... All right! Wulang and Erlang are doing a good job", Cui Yifang's face was full of red light, he enthusiastically pulled the wrists of the two, looked at the golden python and said: "You have made great contributions to Xianrui, but you have not handled it very thoughtfully, how can Jinlong Xiangrui be tied to a log?" Come on, quickly untie Xiangrui, carry the official sedan chair over, and invite the golden dragon to get on the sedan chair! ”

Wu Kang was frightened when he heard that the three souls were out of his body, and if the golden python burst out and bitten people, it would be a big deal. Thinking of this, he quickly put on a sincere smile, lowered his voice and persuaded politely: "Third uncle, don't do it!" Jin Rui is a thing in a sedan chair, and he will turn into a dragon when he encounters a storm! If it is the dragon for nine days, we mortals will not be able to reach it! Please also ask the third uncle to find a blacksmith to build a nest for Xiangrui, we can't take it lightly, and we can't let Jin Rui turn into a dragon and fly away! ”

"Erlang's words are reasonable, it's the third uncle who didn't think about it", Cui Yifang nodded again and again with his goatee, turned around after thinking for a moment, and gave orders to his younger brother: "Yuan Ying, immediately instruct all the craftsmen to complete the Golden Dragon Xiangrui Lair before noon tomorrow; Captain Li quickly whipped up his horse and went to Wuzhou to inform the assassin history; Xing Zhutou went to Cuimanlou to arrange a banquet, and the official wanted to have a drink with his two nephews! ”

Three promises, the county lieutenant, the school lieutenant, and the head catcher immediately took action. Cui Xianling, accompanied by Wu Kang and Cui Wu, carefully inspected the golden python and asked about the high bulging belly. Wu Kang and Cui Wu glanced at each other, not daring to tell the truth, only saying that they had swallowed a wild deer.

Cui Xianling couldn't hide his disappointment when he heard this, and muttered in a low voice: "If you are pregnant with Liujia, it will be perfect!" ”

Wu Kang wanted to be happy but didn't dare to be happy when he heard this, not all milk is called Terensu, and not all pythons are called White Lady! Even if the snake is pregnant, it will not show its pregnancy, at most it will lay a few eggs, and besides, this golden python is still male!

Xing Zhutou came over to say that it had been arranged in Cuimanlou. Cui County Ling pulled Wu Kang to be straight, and bluntly said that he would wash the dust and wash the dust if he was not drunk.

So in the county seat Cuimanlou, Cui County Ling personally entertained, the county leadership team personally accompanied, and also invited local gentry with heads and faces. Cuimanlou is the largest Fengyue place in Lanxi County, which can be called the leading nightclub in the county. This time, no geisha was invited to accompany him, and everyone's thoughts were on the golden dragon auspicious.

Wu Kang didn't hang their appetite, and added fuel and vinegar with Cui Wu to tell what happened. Cui Xianling was very moved after hearing this, and frequently toasted and thanked him. Cui Wu was not to be outdone, said some New Year's greetings, and also toasted a glass of wine. The sedan chair was carried by everyone, and the others followed.

During the banquet, push the cup and change the lamp to speak freely, you sing and I will appear on the stage, and start the wheel battle to toast Wukang. Wu Kang did not refuse, after all, he was an outstanding graduate who stood out from the training base for drinking talents, and he soaked in a high-concentration wine tank for three months.

If you want to fight, you will be with you to the end! It was a wheel battle, except for Cui Xianling's uncle and nephew, everyone else drank under the table. Wu Kang was half drunk and half awake, and it was difficult to enjoy the low-alcohol rice wine, so he kept paying tribute to the Cui family's uncle and nephew.

The uncle and nephew were really scared, this kid was not drunk for a thousand cups, so he had no choice but to find all kinds of reasons to shirk it. Wu Kang has a problem, or the common disease of alcoholics, there are three major discomforts: uncomfortable when you don't drink alcohol, uncomfortable stomach if you don't get drunk, and uncomfortable liver when drunk!

Wu Kang didn't force them either, and began to pour himself drinks. This one also has a problem, he falls asleep when he is drunk, and runs the train with his mouth full of drunkenness.

Raise your glass again and drink it all, and put the train on the stall: "Third uncle, Goro, as the saying goes, there are fewer than a thousand glasses of wine for a confidant!" Today, if we catch the golden python, I will tell you the story of another big snake. Her name is Zhao Yazhi, no... Her name is Bai Suzhen, who is nicknamed the White Lady, and her man, Xu Xian, is a big official, in the bed of Hangzhou West Lake... I met on the boat and started a life without shame! ”

The sound in the room was sometimes urn-like, sometimes jarring like a broken gong. Wu Kang drank a lot of wine, while trying to search for his memory, telling them the legend of the White Snake, the love story that is well-known to women and children.

At first, the two listened to it as drunk nonsense, but gradually the more they listened, the more fascinated they became, and they were also attracted by the fascinating story, and they applauded loudly when they heard it.

Wu Kang saw that the two of them were immersed in it, and he was even more energetic for a while, and after finishing speaking, he still felt that he couldn't enjoy it, and sang the episode of Bai Suzhen under Qingcheng Mountain. The sound of a broken gong was terrible, and if the other crossing peers were present, they would have to call the flask in his face.

After singing, the person was also drunk, and he planted his head on the wine table, making a mess on the table, and the dishes were loud for a while. The Cui family's uncles and nephews didn't drink much, and Cui County ordered his subordinates to call the old bustard and arrange room accommodation for Wukang.

The two catchers carried him out of the private room, and was stopped by a group of warblers. They scrambled to get the catcher to send someone to their room. Looking closely, their eyes are a little red, and they are probably moved by the story of the White Lady.

Let's not mention who Wukang will fall to for the time being, just talk about the uncles and nephews of the Cui family in the luxury private room. After a short silence, Cui Xianling said finally: "Jianzhi, this person can be handed over!" Without knowing your background, it is really commendable to sacrifice your life twice to save you; Half of the credit for Jinlong Xiangrui shows that he is open-minded and open-minded; After drinking, he watched his deeds, listened to his words, and there were furrows in his chest; The old man deliberately threw down a gold leaf, but he turned a blind eye, which shows that he is not greedy for money! ”

Cui Wu listened carefully to the teachings, bowed his head slightly in agreement, and lowered his voice and said: "Since we are going to present the golden dragon auspicious rui to Chang'an, why don't we polish the story of the white snake and organize it into a book and present it together." Complementing the Golden Dragon Xiangrui, it's best to relate them to each other! ”

Cui County Ling Fuxu pondered for a long time, then lowered his head and said: "Gather the scribes overnight, and our uncles and nephews will dictate it, and let them be responsible for writing it, and strive to publish the book before noon tomorrow." Wait for the iron cage to be ready, and leave it to Wuzhou immediately, and leave it to you to decide! ”

The uncle and nephew reached an agreement and wrote the White Snake overnight.

The next morning, Wu Kang sat up from the bed in a daze, rubbing his torn head, his brows twisted into pimples. Thinking of what I did last night, I can't help but blush with embarrassment, and I am embarrassed! Fortunately, everyone else drank down, presumably the uncle and nephew of the Cui family would not go around publicizing their ugliness.

I put my mind down a little, and I felt something strange, why did the house fill the house? When I lowered my eyebrows and saw the face of the woman in the brocade, my brain shut down again, how could there be a woman in bed?

Scratching my head and thinking about it, I still don't have the memory of being drunk. Thinking that this is Cui Manlou, I don't care, this girl should be a geisha. The first time you confessed like this? Don't talk about the feeling, it's confused, and I don't have an impression at all!

Silently smiling for a moment, he tiptoed out of bed, came to the dresser, and pulled his hair in a bun in front of the bronze mirror. This is really sad, I have never pulled it back, and the bun pulled out by my clumsy hand is like a hedgehog gnawed by a dog, how ugly and ugly it is. He hated it, and he almost wanted to take the scissors at hand and give himself a flat haircut.

At this time, I heard the woman's suppressed laughter, and turned my head to see the girl sitting on the bed, covering her mouth and eating jokes. couldn't help but blush the old face again, and quickly untied it again, staring at the bronze mirror with wide eyes.

The imaging effect of the copper mirror is indeed not the same as that of the glass mirror. However, as a physical education teacher, it is estimated that it is difficult to make glass like traveling through the home.

After the girl finished changing her clothes, she walked over with broken steps, said softly, "Childe, the slave family will help you", and took the wooden comb in her hand to comb his hair. Wu Kang didn't bother to compete with himself, squinting through the mirror, looking at Datang's low-cut suit, his face couldn't help but feel a little feverish.

Compared with the girls in her previous life, the Tang girl is more open in terms of low cut, which is about to come out! It's no wonder that so many seniors who have crossed the family have worn to the Tang Dynasty one after another, not to mention whether they can get ahead, it is certain to feast their eyes.

For a while, the heart was ape, and chanted the couplet: "The sea is inclusive, and some people are big... No! The sea is tolerant of all rivers, and tolerance is great; The wall stands thousands of people, and if there is no desire, it is rigid! ”

"Yikes! Childe is so talented", the girl was startled, her face was full of intoxication, and Mei Zizi praised: "People should be like the sea, with a broad mind that can accommodate the water of rivers!" The sea is inclusive of all rivers, from the preface of the famous ministers of the Three Kingdoms, 'the shape of the instrument does not exist, the square inch of the sea is accepted'; As for the source of the last two sentences, the slave family is only a shallow learner, and please ask the son to solve the doubts! ”

Wu Kang was momentarily stunned, I am more talented than you, you ask me? Who goes, I ask? Do you want to drink to death again again, wear it to the Manchu Dynasty and ask Lin Zexu?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel embarrassed to get home, and changed the topic with a gag: "Sister, you are big enough, you don't need to accept all rivers!" You are very knowledgeable, Wu is very impressed! Oops..."

A few strands of hair were pulled off by a wooden comb, and Wu Kang, who was in pain, grinned. The girl immediately apologized nervously, and Wu Kang said that he didn't need to care.

After her hair was combed, she put down the wooden comb and went to the bed, lifted the quilt and bed board, and took out a delicate box. Walked over and put it on the dresser to open the box, full of jewelry, which looked very valuable.

Wu Kang didn't know why, and he didn't bother to ask, so he let the girl pull her hair in a bun. She held her hair in one hand, and took out a delicate white hosta from the box with the other and inserted it into his bun.