Jiangnan can pick lotus, lotus leaves He Tiantian, fish play between lotus leaves. Fish play lotus leaf east, fish play lotus leaf west, fish play lotus leaf south, fish play lotus leaf north, where is the fish?

On the official road leading to Wuzhou, Wu Kang stood in front of a large lotus pond, and the water was relatively muddy and there were no fish. Close your eyes and feel the refreshing fragrance of lotus flowers. Wait until there is no one around, quickly pinch two lotus flowers, take out the lotus canopy in the heart of the flower and hide it in the sleeve, and the lotus leaves the pond and leaves quickly.

After walking about a mile, he quietly took out the lotus pod from his sleeve, pulled out the lotus seeds inside, and threw the lotus pod in the roadside weeds. Peel off the skin of the lotus seed, put the flesh in your mouth and chew it, and spit it out after a while.

I haven't eaten lotus seeds for too long, and I forgot to take the bitter buds inside. Peel one off again, look at the tender green buds in the fruit, and can't help but smile slightly bitterly, the lotus seed is bitter in her heart!

I don't know if the cheap dad is bitter in his heart, and the stepmother Wu must be like a knife. I remember that as soon as I left Wujia Village, Wu rode the family's donkey at night, traveled more than 30 miles at night to catch up with him, stuffed the package into his hand, and left on a donkey overnight. Muzhou in this era is not peaceful, this heart and this love make him burst into tears, the Wu family is not a mother is better than a mother.

In the package were eight pieces of bread, twenty-five Kaiyuan Tongbao, two changes of clothes, a letter and a gold hairpin. The letter was written by her in the county and asked someone to write it on her behalf, and it was a letter of introduction to her uncle's house in Wuzhou; Jin Hai should be her dowry, and she will be wrapped around him.

Wu Kang didn't plan to use the money and the golden hairpin, but ate eight cakes and picked the lotus seeds in the lotus flower to satisfy his hunger. I think that in the wine table of the previous life, fried lotus seed beans were an indispensable appetizer.

In this way, while holding the lotus flower in his hand, he hurried, and felt sick to his stomach at noon. Helplessly, pouted, loaded half-sleeved sand from the side of the road, went to the grove next to it, and squatted on the grass half a person high. Datang is good at everything, but he doesn't have a straw paper to wipe his ass, but he really suffers!

As soon as he unbuttoned his clothes, he heard the sound of hurried horses' hooves in the distance, and the official road was dusty, and seven or eight cavalrymen fled in panic around a carriage. More than 30 horses were in hot pursuit, and on horseback were bandits in rags, wielding horizontal knives and whips, and screaming ghosts. The cavalry was dragged down by the carriage and could not run fast, and was soon caught up by the bandits, and the two sides fought together, and for a time the sword light and the men and horses neighed.

This kind of picture can only be seen in movies, the blood that rushed out of the miserable screams, and the frightened Wu Kang held back all the poop. Putting on clothes, hiding in the grass and shivering, the atmosphere did not dare to grow, for fear of being affected by the pond fish.

The war group was full of wailing, and the armored cavalry was a battle-hardened elite soldier, and the sword was extremely brave. The bandits on the opposite side are not in vain, and their faces are full of fierce light, they should all be outlaws with blood on their backs. Wu Kang couldn't help but be dumbfounded, this group of horse bandits was so fierce that they dared to rob the sergeants!

As the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat with four hands, and a good man can't stand up to many people! The number of sergeants was inferior, and the burden of protecting the carriage gradually fell into disadvantage.

After the people turned on their backs, there were only six bandits and two bloody sergeants left in the battle. The horses under the crotch died and fled, and even the horses pulling the cart were not spared. The two sides switched from horse fighting to foot fighting, and the monsters screamed and hurt each other.

A figure suddenly appeared in the carriage, a young man in a Confucian robe, about twenty-five years old, less than one meter seven tall, and a little white face with a standard appearance. The fly in the ointment is that there are a few pockmarks on the forehead, which should be left by smallpox.

If you follow the routine in the movie, the one sitting in the carriage is either a top master or a useless wreck. Brother Gongzi obviously belongs to the latter, jumping out of the carriage and throwing a dog to chew, getting up and running away.

Wu Kang angrily scolded his mother in the grass, you are a waste and run for your life with your tail between your legs, why did you run away from the little master's hiding place? Pockmarks are not pockmarks, you are a pit man! Sure enough, the situation deteriorated, Brother Gongzi was obviously the fundamental target, and the three horse bandits flashed out of the battle group and chased after him.

Of course, the two sergeants were not happy, and they also rushed over with horizontal knives, protecting Gongzi in the middle, and were protected in the middle by the knives in the hands of the six horse bandits. The battlefield advanced rapidly, stopping three meters from the grass.

Wu Kang subconsciously wiped the cold sweat, these are all pit people in front of him, I am just a big one, why was it affected by you? I have the heart to get up and run for my life, but I am afraid that the horse bandits will kill people and kill them. The martial arts masters played in the movie all have a secret weapon, and if they are hit by a few poison darts in their backs when they escape, who will they talk to?

When he was hesitating, the battlefield suddenly changed, and a bandit was hit by a sergeant's heart-wrenching leg, and the horizontal knife in his hand flew, and he fell backwards into the grass with a strange scream. Outside the grass on the lower body, in the grass on the upper body, the eyes of the owner of the grass are opposite.

Wu Kang came back to his senses first, gritted his teeth and cursed the bad luck, his hands grabbed his neck like lightning, and the two thumbs overlapped, pressing on his Adam's apple, exerting his strength to breastfeed. The unlucky bandit's face turned red in an instant, and he stretched out his big hand like a fan, desperately breaking the pliers that locked his throat.

How can you break it open? Dream of marrying a daughter-in-law and think of beauty, go to death you! Wu Kang bared his teeth, stared at a pair of bull's eyes, and pinched with all his might. The unlucky bandit couldn't break it, and smashed Wu Kang's arm with both hands into fists. Wu Kang felt hit by a hammer, and he screamed in pain. At this moment, where can I care about the pain, my hands are like a vice pinching tighter.

I was tormenting every second, and gradually I felt that the strength of my fists was getting smaller, and the unlucky guy's legs began to kick around. It didn't take long for the fists to stop falling, the legs to be quiet, and the whole person stopped struggling. Blood foamed at the mouth, and the white eyes rolled up. Wu Kang was sure that he was dead thoroughly, let go of his hand and raised a fist, smashed it on his face and cursed secretly: "It's so ugly to die."

At this time, I heard a few screams, and quickly looked out through the grass, and the battle situation was much simpler and clearer. Only one sergeant and two bandits were left to continue fighting, except for the little white-faced boy, everyone else was lying in a pool of blood.

The sergeant was like the end of a strong crossbow, and the wounds on his body were constantly bleeding, but the two bandits were alive and well. Seeing that the situation was not good, Brother Gongzi ran to the grass, and the two bandits immediately dodged and chased after him.

Waiting for Brother Gongzi to run across the grass, Wu Kang instantly got up and shouted "Look at Zhao'er", and a handful of sand and soil spilled over the door in front of the two. Taking advantage of the opportunity to cover their faces, they flew up and kicked a bandit in the heart.

The bandit screamed and retreated, and was cut off by the sergeant behind him. The sergeant who pursued the victory tried to cut the other, but was cut in the belly by the opponent. After the sergeant fell to the ground, he hugged the bandit's thigh, and shouted at the stunned boy with all his might: "Run!" ”

Brother Gongzi came back to his senses, wiped his tears and turned around and ran. Seeing the bandit's terrifying beard, Wu Kang didn't have the courage to join the battle group, so he also turned around and fled for his life. Soon a scream was heard, and the faithful sergeant was killed.

The two didn't dare to turn back and continue to run, and there was a bearded man's angry roar behind them: "Little rabbit cub for Lao Tzu to stop, Lao Tzu must crush your bones and scatter ashes!" Stop—"

Wu Kang couldn't help pouting, his heart said in the end, are you stupid or am I stupid, you say stand still? The two of them fled in a panic into the dense forest in the mountains, with layers of leaves under their feet, and their clothes were torn by the bushes, and there were several wounds, which were heart-piercing pains.

However, compared to small lives, these are trivial. I don't know how long I escaped, but I heard Brother Gongzi's "Ahhh

Brother Gongzi's feet were suspended in the air with his feet off the ground, his body was wrapped in a light yellow rope with thick thighs, his handsome face was flushed, and he couldn't shout when he was squeezed on his chest, so he could only cast a pleading look. Wu Kang raised his eyes upwards and saw a snake head that was about the same size as Brother Gongzi's head.

Is this the legendary mountain python? This thing can be eaten by wild boars, let alone people?

The python came down from the tree in the blink of an eye, and the boy was also brought to the ground, like a lamb to the slaughter, and he didn't even have the strength to struggle. Wu Kang's legs and stomach were weak, and he subconsciously turned around and ran, stopping after ten steps. I feel that there is no need to escape, and when the python suffocates him to death, he will swallow it whole, and he will become a lamb to the slaughter with a big belly.

Look at the way you came, the pursuers have not yet arrived, and your life is not in danger for the time being. So the question is, how to save this powerless son? In my previous life, I heard the old man in the village say that the snake was beaten seven inches, and the seven inches were where its heart was, and if the heart was broken, the snake would be killed.

The question came again, where was the seven inches, and he didn't have a ruler on his body, and besides, the big snake and the little snake had different heart positions, of course, he didn't have the courage to hit the snake head that kept spitting out long letters.

Seeing that Brother Gongzi was going to die, Wu Kang was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and he thought of an idea again in a hurry. Quickly ripped off the package behind him, Hula fell to the ground, picked up the wine gourd and pulled the cork open. Most of the wine he had earned from his work was used to clean the wounds of dog bites, hoping not to get rabies.

Wu Kang sprinted over and flicked his wrist, spilling the wine inside on the snake's head. In my previous life, I liked to watch the animal world, and there was an "Animal World" folder in the computer, which included a complete set of love action movies, as well as a set of scientific and educational videos of foreign professional snake catchers, as well as animal documentaries.

In the video, it is said that snakes hate alcohol very much, and professional snake catchers will bring alcohol with them, and if they are entangled, they will pour wine on it, and the snake will let go of the person and walk away. However, the cruel reality slapped his face nakedly again, and the one in front of him seemed to have become a sperm, and he was not afraid of the wine on his body at all, and he was still tightly entangled with Brother Gongzi. Brother Childe's face was congested with blood, and he suffocated into a monkey's buttocks, and his eyes rolled out.

Wu Kang's nose was crooked, and he came to Brother Gongzi's feet hard, grabbed the snake's tail and untied it in the direction of the winding. While solving the problem, he secretly scolded those snake catchers, the brick family who didn't pay for the dead, where are the snakes afraid of alcohol? If the little master can travel back, he will definitely become a keyboard warrior, spray you with dog blood, and cut off your tongue to feed the dog!

At this time, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he couldn't help but blush. It is estimated that he has wronged others, and the snake is afraid of that kind of high-concentration liquor, not this kind of garbage similar to beer! In the future, I will also study distilled alcohol, and I don't expect to make a lot of money like other traversers, but only hope to disinfect the wound when I am injured to reduce the probability of being killed by tetanus.

When the snake flipped to Brother Gongzi's chest, his breathing was obviously much more comfortable, and tears rained down while panting heavily. Fortunately, the python didn't wrap around his neck, otherwise he would have died a long time ago. However, the problem came again, this snake was really sperm, and its tail was wrapped around the crotch of Brother Gongzi. Wu Kang was angry and rushed to the crown, you brute sincerely sang against the little master, I will solve you here and entanglement there?

Feeling that the snake's body tightened again, the huge force could only helplessly let go. Brother Gongzi's mouth opened again, and his handsome face was suffocated into a monkey's ass again. Wu Kang had no choice but to start with the snake's tail again. When he touched the scales under the snake's abdomen, his mind flashed through the popular science in the snake catcher's video, and he suddenly opened up like an initiation, and then he was covered with goosebumps, his disgusting abdomen was tumbling, and the gastric juice almost blurted out.

However, the eyebrows are burning at the moment, where can I care about disgusting or not, grabbing the snake's tail to expose its abdominal scales, turning over the front of the small scales of the tail, and finally under the relatively large abdominal armor, I saw the python's anus.

Gritted his teeth and shouted, his right hand made a thumbs up gesture, and his thumb was inserted into the snake's anus and pressed hard. The video says that this is the only weakness of the python, and there is a python's hole in the anus, and the oppressed snake will soften.

I can't help but secretly rejoice that I have hygiene habits and cut off my thumbnails. If there is a nail burst chrysanthemum, it will definitely anger this beast. For example, if you joke with a friend, poke your ass with your hand and poke it with chopsticks, and the consequences are absolutely different.

But the current situation is still very disgusting, the smelly snake excrement is all over the hands, and finally I can't help but vomit "wow". The first time in his life to burst a chrysanthemum, the object is a python, depending on the size of the liver door or the male, Xu Xian doesn't have such a heavy taste, right?

The effect of this method was immediate, and the python quickly softened, and the snake's head hung on the ground as if hibernating. Wu Kang knew that this situation would last for three minutes at most, where did he dare to delay at the moment, three times five divided by two, turned over the soft snake body, kicked at the pale face, tearful, and panting for breath, and yelled at the top of his voice: "What are you doing in a daze? Run! Do you want to make a cameo appearance as Xu Shilin? ”

Brother Gongzi, who escaped from Shekou, came back to his senses instantly, although he didn't know what Xu Shilin was, it didn't affect him to stimulate his desire to survive, and the lazy donkey rolled up and ran away. I didn't run a few steps again, my right foot was sprained in a small pit, and a dog gnawed and planted it on the ground. Wu Kang was almost angry, secretly scolded a pit pig teammate, rushed over to resist him on his shoulder, and ran away with a loud shout.

How has the usually pampered son-in-law experienced this? The internal organs played a symphony, and they were frightened and frightened, vomiting and diarrhea. Wu Kang was vomited with filth, his back was warm, and he smelled pungent urine, and he wanted to throw this thing off the cliff.

After fleeing in such a hurry for less than a mile, he suddenly heard a scream from the dense forest behind him, startling a large number of birds. Wu Kang braked urgently, and the inertia almost transmitted the little white face. Brother Gongzi grabbed his thigh, stabilized his body and retched a few times, and shouted impatiently: "Why did Brother Tai stop, the snake fairy will soar through the clouds, hurry up and run for your life!" ”

Wu Kang shook his shoulder and threw him down, and said with disdain on his face: "The bullshit snake fairy soars through the clouds, it's just a golden python!" The scream just now was chasing our strongmen. He met the golden python, entangled like you, and soon died in the belly of the snake. I said Mr. Childe, and then listen to my command. Let you go east you can't go west, let the dog you can't steal chickens, otherwise the little master will feed you wild boars"

Brother Gongzi was obviously not used to such a way of speaking, but he also roughly understood the general idea, and nodded after thinking for a while.

Wu Kang was very satisfied with his attitude, his face was full of teachable relief, he squatted down and lowered his voice and said: "The python swallows the strongman, and it will lie on the ground motionless, like a loach that can be slaughtered, without offensive power. Wait for us to return the same way, find a way to catch it, carry it to the Fang Market and sell it, or carry it to Wuzhou to sacrifice Lord Shi, we will definitely make a small fortune! ”

Speaking of this, Wu Kang's eyes lit up, as if he saw a large amount of Kaiyuan Tongbao beckoning to him. Brother Gongzi carefully deliberated on the words just now, and soon nodded in agreement with great interest. The two of them made up their minds to prepare a little and return the same way with their memories.

Wu Kang couldn't help but wonder in his heart, the golden python is an albino mutant species of the Burmese python, which was also extremely rare in the previous life, mainly distributed in India, Sri Lanka, Myanmar and northern Thailand, how could it appear here inexplicably? ，

Brother Gongzi frowned and was silent when he saw him, took two steps and smiled: "Listen to Brother Tai's tone, he is also a native of Wuzhou, and we are fellow villagers." A certain surname Cui Mingjian is Jianzhi, and my brother Tai just calls me Wulang. In addition, Brother Tai just called the wrong name, and the name of Wuzhou Thorn Shi only needs to be 'Cui Thorn History' and 'Cui Gong', and 'Adult' is the title..."

Wu Kang couldn't help but blush when he heard this, "adult" is just an honorific title for his father, not for officials. When lower-level officials meet higher-level officials, or when the people meet officials, they are not as subservile as later generations. Just bow and call him "surname" plus "official name", or directly "surname" and "gong".

is like in the TV series "Detective Di Renjie", Di Renjie is called "Di Ge Lao" or "Di Gong". Thinking of this, he was a little embarrassed, so he changed the topic and introduced himself: "A certain surname is Wudan's name Kang, I haven't read a private school and I don't have a business name, Wulang can call me Wuda... Takeichiro. There are no scholars in Takemura, and he is isolated from the world and doesn't know the rules outside, but it makes Gorou smile, ashamed and ashamed! ”

Cui Wulang arched his hand and lowered his voice and smiled: "Da Lang is too modest, he talks so extraordinarily, how can he not have read a book?" As for the words... When we dedicate the snake fairy to the history of Wuzhou Thorn, Da Lang can ask Cui Gong to give him the name, which is also a good story, haha! ”

Wu Kang looked at the sincere smiling face, and couldn't wait to slap it over, unlucky Dalang, unlucky name! Pouted and ignored him, burying his head and hurrying.

The so-called history of a state assassin is a feudal official in the real sense, in charge of the government affairs and military power of a state, similar to the governor and secretary of the provincial party committee in modern society, and also holds the military power of a state, and is a well-deserved emperor of the soil. If you really want to get his word, it is equivalent to leaping into the dragon gate and becoming a member of the upper class.