Chapter Ninety-Seven: Happy Birthday (and Myself)
On the palace road
The royal convoy is moving forward mightily.
Li Tet fidgeted around on the imperial chariot and looked around, and kept muttering: "Strange, what about people......"
He Yue looked at Li Te's panicked appearance from the side, and couldn't help laughing: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" ”
Li Teh carefully identified the many maids near the chariot, but he really didn't see the person he was looking for. Then he turned around, listlessly slumped on the backrest.
He Yue gently rubbed Li Te's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty~ You are looking for ...... General Dian? ”
"He? Joke. Li Te glanced at He Yue with disdain and said, "Do you still use me to find this stinky boy, I let him appear in front of me in minutes, do you believe it or not, concubine?" ”
He Yue thought for a while, looked around and shook his head, "The concubine doesn't believe it." ”
The corners of Leete's mouth rose slightly, he straightened his sleeves, straightened his body, and smiled confidently.
Looking at Li Te's confident and sunny appearance, He Yue did not have the slightest doubt that Dian Wei would appear in front of them in the next second.
Just when He Yue was indulging in it, he saw Li Teh slowly leaning down with one hand around him.
He Yue first leaned down with a confused face, then looked at the orderly team expectantly, and finally looked at Li Teh with big puzzled eyes.
Li Te seemed to notice He Yue's gaze, stroked He Yue's fragrant shoulder, and asked with a smile: "What's wrong Yue'er, why are you looking at me so stupidly?" ”
He Yue looked at Li Te's appearance, he didn't understand it, and pouted and said angrily: "Your Majesty, you are teasing Yue'er again!" ”
"The conscience of heaven and earth! I haven't done anything, although you are my beloved concubine, but it is also a big sin to slander today's saints~ little fool haha. Litt smiled heartily.
"But...... But Your Majesty, you just ...... clearly" He Yue was unwilling to argue, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
In the end, he had to turn his head to the side and look at the scenery and no longer pay attention to Leete, in order to express his dissatisfaction.
Li Teh didn't get angry when he saw it, and pretended to be puzzled: "Yue'er, why is this?" Who upset you? ”
He Yue glanced at Li Te, snorted lightly and stopped answering.
Li Te looked at He Yue's cute expression, and finally couldn't hold back, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, Yue'er, didn't you say you didn't believe it just now, in fact, I don't believe it too, hahahaha, you see if the two of us have a tacit understanding." ”
He Yue couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard Li Te's explanation and said, "Husband, it's really a great honor to be a concubine." ”
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, by the way, Yue'er, what about your fart, why didn't you see her go back to the palace with you this time?" Leeter asked.
He Yue turned around lightly and hammered Li Te: "I hate it, the emperor, you are really, what is a fart, how ugly it is, if An An's girl hears it, she will definitely be sad." ”
"Okay, okay, I'm wrong, it's not okay if I'm wrong, is it An'an's little beauty, I don't know if Yue'er's big beauty can tell me where An'an's little beauty went?" Li Tefu smiled and begged for mercy.
"Hmph, I won't tell you, big villain." He Yue pursed her red lips and pretended to be still angry.
He Yue, who quickly turned his head, listened to Li Te, who was not moving behind him, and secretly stuck out his tongue and thought, "Husband won't be angry." "When I was struggling with whether to turn around and take a look, I suddenly felt a chill in my waist.
"Your Majesty~ Don't, Yue'er is itchy~ Don't do it again, Yue'er knows it's wrong." Poor He Yue had collapsed in Li Te's arms at this time, at the mercy of Li Te's magic grasp.
Li Te looked at his hand with a wicked smile, then looked at He Yue and said, "Do you dare to ignore me, eh?" ”
He Yue saw that Li Te's hand was about to reach over again, and hurriedly drilled into Li Te's arms in fright, and said, "Yue'er doesn't dare, husband, don't come again, An An was called by the queen mother." ”
Li Te's brows furrowed strangely: "What is the queen mother calling An An to do with that stinky girl?" It's weird. ”
……
"Little buns, little buns." Leet suddenly shouted out.
Xiao Baozi heard the shout and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Your Majesty, are you looking for a minion?" ”
"Where has Xiao Nizi gone, have you seen it?" Litt asked rather boredly.
"Little Nizi? I don't know what the emperor is talking about? Xiao Baozi asked with a puzzled face.
Li Teh suddenly remembered something, and clapped his hands: "Oh, by the way, you don't seem to know, it's the one who just came, Eun...... The palace maid, the palace maid who just came, is the palace maid who has been following you since the morning. ”
"Did you see that?" Li Te asked after a moment's thought.
Xiao Baozi lowered his head and tried to recall, trying to remember who Li Tet was talking about, but in the end he still didn't remember the vague figure.
Today is the first time to follow the imperial class, and Xiao Baozi, who has been nervous all the time, has been watching Li Te's every move the whole time, how can he still pay attention to others.
Now there is only a reluctant reply: "The emperor forgives the sin, little, the little bun really doesn't know who the emperor is talking about." ”
Li Te looked at Xiao Baozi's scared look, and couldn't help laughing: "Oh, Xiao Baozi, what do you say you are doing so nervously, I'll just ask, forget it, it's none of your business, you go down." ”
Then Li Teh complained to He Yue: "You said this little bun, why is he so small, Bai Chang is such a big man." ”
He Yue also responded with a smile: "Your Majesty, you are really, scaring him like this, you are the emperor, who is not afraid of you." ”
After hearing this, Li Te muttered softly unconvinced: "Cut, Xiao Yuanzi is not afraid." ”
"By the way, husband, speaking of Xiao Yuanzi's father-in-law, why haven't I seen him since I returned to the palace?" He Yue leaned on Li Te's arms and asked softly.
Li Teleng paused for a moment and sneered: "He's gone far, far away, and will never come back." ”
He Yue was stunned when he heard this, and then said apologetically: "Husband, I'm sorry, I don't know ......"
Li Teh sighed, shook his head and said, "It's okay, Xiao Yuanzi just went back to his hometown and went where he was supposed to go, but before leaving, he asked his sister to come to top him." ”
"Sister?"
"Oh, it's the palace maid named Xiao Nizi."
Li Te then said regretfully: "Hey, I originally wanted to let Xiao Nizi serve me, but those officials of the Ministry of Rites had to find me another little eunuch, saying that there should be a little eunuch to serve the emperor." ”
"No, look at Xiao Baozi's timid appearance, how can he have a little bit of Xiao Yuanzi's appearance before. Not as strong as his sister. Li Tee looked at the little bun that was a little depressed not far away with a little regret.
……
"Your Majesty, Niangniang, the banquet hall has arrived~" Xiao Baozi softly asked Li Teh and He Yue to get out of the car.
Li Te walked forward slowly, listening to the lack of lively sound in the hall, first puzzled, and then smiled with satisfaction: "Finally, I still have a little conscience, I know that I will not have a banquet until my protagonist arrives hehe." ”
"Squeak~" Li Te happily pushed open the hall door.
What slowly appeared in the eyes was a bright red, and then the flowers that could be seen everywhere spread all over the hall, and the civil and military officials also stopped talking in a low voice after seeing Li Teh enter the hall, and they all bowed their heads respectfully to say goodbye.
"I wish the emperor a happy birthday~Long live my emperor~"
PS: Happy birthday to the eternally young author-chan too, hehe?