Chapter Ninety-Six: Everything Starts Simple
"Ahem, Your Majesty." I don't know when, the Ministry of Rites Shangshu Kongji has come to Li Te's side.
Li Te smiled awkwardly, patronizing the flirtatious girl, almost forgetting that this was the scene of the sacrificial ceremony, it's over, the fat girl just now, many people must have heard it.
Smiled bitterly and touched his waist, he was going to change color again tonight, and after thinking about it, he glared at Xiao Baozi, and his eyes revealed, "I don't know how to stop me, make me ugly!" ”
Xiao Baozi looked aggrieved, "I dare." He didn't dare to argue, lowered his little head, and remained silent.
Li Teh looked at Xiao Baozi's aggrieved appearance, and he was really embarrassed to say him again, by the way, the backstabber! Everything was provoked by that guy.
"Dian ~ people! Dian Wei, where did you go? This rabbit cub actually slipped away while I wasn't paying attention! Litt looked around to find Dian Wei's burly figure.
And in a dark corner not far away, Dian Wei had already seen Li Te's movements, patted his dark chest with palpitations, and snickered with big white teeth: "Haha, fortunately, my old man is smart and runs fast, otherwise I will have to take the blame again." Let's go to the brothers for a drink. ”
After saying that, he turned around triumphantly and disappeared from view.
Li Teh looked at it for a long time and didn't find any trace of Dian Wei, and said angrily: "This stinky boy is getting more and more monkey spirit!" ”
"Your Majesty, who are you looking for?" Kong Ji wondered.
Li Te muttered softly, "It's not that rabbit cub yet. ”
Kong Ji didn't understand, and asked, "Huh? What did you say, Your Majesty? ”
Li Teh waved his hand and smiled: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I was reckless just now, I hope Aiqing will forgive me, leave him alone, let's continue." ”
Kong Ji said helplessly: "No need, but the saint is really too ~"
Li Teh exclaimed: "No, didn't you just ridicule for a while, this sacrificial ceremony will not be held because of my behavior just now?" This is just like this when I became the emperor, my father won't run back to beat me angrily. ”
Hurriedly looked at Kong Ji and said, "Don't, continue, don't use it, I will definitely obey Aiqing's command very seriously." I send 4.
Kong Ji looked at the new emperor, pinched a cold sweat and said, "Your Majesty, you really don't need it, the sacrificial ceremony ......"
Li Teh was also a little angry, and thought: "It's too child's play, isn't it just because I don't have a good attitude, no matter how God says it, he won't have a conflict with me because of such a trivial matter." ”
He waved his hand and interrupted, "I said to continue, just continue, it's a big deal." Be a man, don't be pedantic. ”
Kong Ji was also a little anxious: "But, the sacrifice ......"
"No, Master Kong, what's the matter with you? It's such a trivial matter, do you have to make an edict to continue with your own sin? Litt interrupted again.
"I admit that it was indeed inappropriate just now, but after all, it is a sacrificial ceremony, how can it be child's play?" Li Tee said seriously, as if someone else had just been played.
"Your Majesty, what Weichen means is that the ceremony is actually over." Kong Ji was tired and quickly finished the words that had been interrupted by Li Te.
"What's the end of, can't you continue when it's over?" "Oh, it's over, Aiqing said it earlier, hehehe." Li Teh rolled up his sleeves and hammered Kong Ji with a dry smile, trying to break the awkward atmosphere.
Soon, Litte found out that he was gone, and the atmosphere at the scene fell silent again. Fortunately, Li Te's face was thick enough, and he pondered for a while. Pulling away from the topic, he asked, "Why is this sacrifice so fast, didn't it take half a day before?" ”
Kong Ji arched his hand and responded: "Shengshang, that's the case, the Queen Mother ordered before, Your Majesty doesn't like this kind of cumbersome ceremony, and specially instructed Weichen, everything is simple, now that the affairs of the Holy Lord are basically over, the next thing will be handed over to the minister's Ministry of Rites." ”
Li Teh wiped his sweat, he is really my good mother, ascending the throne, and everything can be simple for such a big thing as a sacrifice, amazing, my mother.
No, isn't this exactly what I think, it's good, it's a big deal in the future, after I dominate the world, I will have a grand event, just make up for it, this time from Jane to Jane, I want to sleep, I'm sleepy. Litt is caught up in his own good yy.
"Your Majesty? Emperor? Kong Ji softly called out to Li Te, whose mind had already flown away.
"Oh. What's up, yes, what's next? Litt quickly returned to Shinto.
Kong Ji turned around and swept the sacrificial venue with his gaze, and said with a smile: "The words here are almost over, Your Majesty can go back to the palace and have a banquet with the minister." ”
Then he turned around and continued: "If the Holy One doesn't mind, you can wait for us and ...... together Let's go~" Before he finished speaking, Kong Ji saw that Li Teh had already walked away.
Kong Ji awkwardly stretched back his raised arm and shook his head with a wry smile.
At this time, a waiter of the Ministry of Rites, who was usually very popular with Kong Ji, quietly walked to Kong Ji's side, looked at Li Te's figure and whispered: "My lord, do you say that our new emperor is too much~"
Kong Ji frowned, and shouted: "Shut up, you are so bold, the emperor is also something you can talk about behind your back, if you don't retreat, if you don't retreat, there will be a heavy punishment next time." ”
I didn't expect Master Kong, who has always been kind on weekdays, to be so angry, and he originally wanted to go over to find some topic, and the waiter of the Ministry of Rites, who patted his ass, had to leave with a boring smile.
After Kong Ji scolded his subordinates, he sighed faintly, and then said with a vigorous smile: "Come on, let's work harder, hurry up, and go to the banquet together." ”
A few people who like to play clever on weekdays coaxed: "Yes, yes, yes, everyone must not get drunk today, if you are not drunk, you will be responsible for the affairs of the Ministry of Rites tomorrow." ”
There were also some people who didn't like to drink so much that they suddenly became anxious, and they all looked at Kong Ji, who had never drunk a drop of alcohol. Hopefully Kong Ji will stand up and speak for them.
Looking at a few colleagues who were anxious, Kong Ji smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay, although today is the new enthronement of the Holy Lord, but they are all drunk and no one can handle the affairs of the department." ”
"So, tomorrow's trivial matters of the Ministry of Rites will be handed over to your colleagues." Kongi laughed.
Those who don't like to drink in the Ministry of Rites suddenly seemed to wilt, and some ministers even wondered if they would drink a little later, pretending to be drunk, who wouldn't, besides, who said that they wouldn't get drunk if they drank a little!
Kong Ji looked at the excited and disappointed people on the field, and said loudly: "In this way, for the sake of fairness, now everyone is divided into two teams, the one on my left is the one who will stay on duty tomorrow, and the one on the right hand is on duty the day after tomorrow." ”
"This is divided into two shifts, these two days, please work hard."
Soon, the team was successfully divided into 2 pairs, and the teams on the left hand side were clearly countable, most of them were not very talkative on weekdays, and they were more serious in their work. And some of them really don't like to drink. However, looking at the few people in Party B, they are all thinking about whether to break the ring and drink.
Kong Ji looked at the people on the left, it was also unexpected, he didn't expect that there were only so few people, he thought about it for a while and slowly walked to the left-hand team and smiled: "Originally, I still wanted to break the vows and taste the holy wine, but it seems that it can't be done." ”
"That's it, tomorrow, I'll be on duty with everyone, and I'll subsidize everyone a little silver tael, which counts as overtime." Kongji asked.
"No, no, this dynasty, departmental affairs are originally a matter of duty, how can I work overtime, how can I be embarrassed to let Lord Shangshu break the bank." Although everyone was a little bitter, they all shook their heads and refused.
There were many people on the other side who listened to the words here, and they seemed to be a little ashamed, and slowly walked to Kong Ji's side.
Although it was still not as good as the number of people on the other side, it was barely enough to deal with the affairs of the ministry, and Kong Ji finally breathed a sigh of relief.
PS: Actually, it's really contradictory, and I really want to persuade everyone to stop chasing it, because I also know that my updates are very scummy, and I can't help but see if there are any new comments every day. A lot of people talk about the system, in fact, I've always had ideas, but I'm afraid of writing down, and seeing what others write is quite slippery haha, I can't get started by myself. I'm going to pause the update for 2,3 weeks hehe.,But the next chapter will fill two holes.,Awesome.。