Chapter 83: The Female Yama Appears
Who knows, Wang Linger actually took out the dogleg knife from under the pillow and held it in his hand, and then one of the legs knocked Song An down on the inside of the bed, and the other turned over and pressed on Song An, and the dogleg knife in his hand was also attached to Song An's neck.
"What are you doing? The female Hades is outside, don't make trouble! Song An whispered.
"That's not the Female Hades."
"How do you know it's not?"
"Because ......" Wang Ling'er's eyes suddenly became very sharp, "because the female Hades is next to the little master." ”
Song An swept around the room, and suddenly felt that he had been struck by lightning.
"Y-you're the Lady of Hades?" He stared at Wang Ling'er in disbelief, "How is it possible, the female king of Hades is an old lady in her fifties!" ”
"Is the slave family that old?" Wang Ling'er suddenly locked Song An's neck with two fingers like eagle claws.
"It hurts—"
Wang Ling'er covered Song An's mouth, "Now you believe that the slave family is the female king of Hades." ”
To be honest, Song An still doesn't believe it, and he doesn't believe it when he is killed!
He has been in Lanling County for more than a month, and since the second day of his arrival, he has begun to investigate the whereabouts of the female Hades, but without exception, there are no clues every day.
People are curious about babies, and the more they can't figure it out, the more they want to figure it out.
Where is the female Yama hidden?
Song An thinks about it when he eats, thinks about it when he sleeps, thinks about it when he washes his face, washes his feet and brushes his teeth, and even thinks about it when he plays a game in "Drunk Lying in Lanling"!
It can be said that this female king of Hades is so tormented that she can't sleep well!
But it's such a person who tosses herself and can't sleep well, she ...... She was right in front of Lao Tzu!
Wang Linger casually took a scroll landscape painting that Song An hung at the head of the bed, pinched the scroll between his thumb and index finger and pinched it gently, and the scroll was broken!
This scroll is more than an inch thick and small leaf red sandalwood material, extremely hard, and she was pinched and exploded so easily!
"Little master, do you believe that the slave family is the female Hades? If you still don't believe it, the slave family will show you on the spot how the slave family committed murder in the past? ”
Wang Ling'er stretched out her hand to Song An's neck again.
"Faith! I believe you're a ghost, you're a stinky woman! "Song An has a feeling that he has been sold and has counted the money for him. Think about being a mercenary in his forties who has undergone all kinds of special and extreme training, and was deceived by a thirty-year-old woman more than 900 years ago!
Lao Tzu is really his M's nest!
Rubbish!
Finish the calf!
it!
He tried to push Wang Ling'er aside, but found that he had no strength at all.
"Don't toss the little master, the slave family quietly put cartilage powder in your wine glass when they toasted you at night!"
"You ......"
Looking at Wang Ling'er's successful, satisfied, and complacent expression, Song An suddenly felt a sour nose...... Tears were shed!
"Little master, why are you crying?"
"I'm wronged! I believe in you so much, but you fool me! You hurt my self-esteem! You big liar! Stinky woman! ”
Song An cried a lot.
Cry and cry, anyway, I'm only a seventeen-year-old body at the moment.
His howling and crying made Wang Ling'er a little overwhelmed.
"Don't cry, Auntie, I don't see men crying the most, especially a good-looking and cute man like you!"
"Anzi, brother is here to save you!" Hua Fengchun, who had been peeking at the crack of the door, kicked in the door, and the figure outside the window that Song An saw just now was him.
Originally, Song An arranged for him to hide in the flowers outside with Yan Qing, Zhang Shun, and Shi Jin, after all, Yan Qing and the three were all uncles, and they were more restrained, Hua Fengchun, this kid, heard that the beautiful proprietress and Song An were flirting and scolding in the house, and suddenly couldn't hold it back, so he came to the window to peek.
"The hostess! This catcher orders you to let go of our county commander, what is coming at me! With that, he jumped on the bed and lay down.
Yan Qing and the others had also heard the conversation between Song An and Wang Ling'er just now.
None of them expected that the proprietress who looked down and didn't look up was the female Hades they had been looking for for a month, and she was also drunk.
Now standing outside the door, I saw Song An crying like a child there, and I was amused when I saw Hua Fengchun's little cheap appearance.
Suddenly, Yan Qing, who was standing on the threshold, was slammed from behind, he was caught off guard, staggered and was hit on the bed all of a sudden, just overpowering Wang Ling'er.
When he looked back, he saw that it was not someone else who hit him, but the black whirlwind Li Kui of Liangshanbo, and Li Kui was followed by Song Jiang, Xiao Li Guanghuarong, and the divine doctor An Daoquan.
Song Jiang, who was standing outside the door, saw the scene at present: Yan Qing, Song An, Hua Fengchun, three men and a woman in bed......
Yan Qing hurriedly got up: "Brother, why are you here?" ”
"Father!"
"Daddy!"
"Brother!"
Song An, Hua Fengchun, Shi Jin, Zhang Shun and others spoke in unison.
Song Jiang Tie swept Song An and the others with a blushing face, and finally locked his eyes on Yan Qing, "Xiao Yi, haven't you always been close to women?" You're bad at learning. ”
"Brother, Xiao Yi didn't learn badly, Xiao Yi was bumped into by Brother Tie Niu." Yan Qing hurriedly explained.
"It was me who hit it! Our little brother is not that kind of person, brother! Li Kui grinned.
Song Jiang looked at his son again: "Xiao An, you have disappointed your father too much." ”
Hua Fengchun also looked at his stupid son: "Fengchun, my father is also very disappointed in you." ”
Song An touched his head, a little puzzled: "Father, the child didn't do anything to disappoint you." ”
"yes, Dad." Hua Fengchun also expressed innocence.
"For my father, I heard from the merchant who went to Lanling to Liangshanbo to order glass, you took all the brothers to eat and drink in the restaurant brothel every day...... Is there such a thing? ”
"Yes, but—"
Dad ruthlessly interrupted Song An, and his expression became much more severe: "Xiao An, listen, in this world, we can owe money to anyone, but prostitution can't owe!" The girls all rely on their bodies to make money, youth is easy to grow old, we can't live up to the girls' youth! In this respect, you are far worse off than a father. ”
Li Kui said: "Yes, Brother Xiaoan, you are really 108,000 miles behind my brother Gongming in this regard, my brother Gongming has to have 8,000 times for every 10,000 people who have visited brothels over the years, and he has never owed a penny to other girls!" ”
"It's 810,000 times, do you want my brother to die of exhaustion?" Song Jiang scolded Li Kui in a low voice.
"Hehe, it's me Tie Niu who misremembered my brother, it should be eight hundred times if there are not a thousand, not eight thousand and ten thousand times."
Song Jiang looked around at Yan Qing, Zhang Shun, and Shi Jin: "And the three of you, brothers, as uncles, in the face of the heinous behavior of the two nephews who prostitute themselves, instead of stopping it in time, you helped the abuse and colluded with it, my brother is too disappointed in you." ”
"Brother, the facts—"
As soon as Yan Qing's words came out, he was interrupted by the divine doctor An Daoquan.
"Brother Xiao An, it's a lie to say that 'pickled dates' are healthy, except for being sassy, smelly and salty, it has no effect, and the old man uses his name as a miracle doctor as a guarantee, and it's really useless. If you like this peculiar way of health preservation, you might as well drink 20,000 children's urine every day! ”
"Yes, Brother An, I Tie Niu is still a boy now, why don't I get you some boy urine for you to drink!"
Daddy and An Daoquan, plus Li Kuishen's assistance, the three of them chattered without giving you a chance to interject, which made Song An's head big for a while, he covered his ears in pain, and then covered his chest.
"Brother An, what's wrong with you?"
"My heart is congested...... I want to be quiet! ”
"Quietly who is the girl, I'll find it for you! Quietly! Where's the quiet? My little brother miss you! ”
"......" Song An lay on the bed with his feet facing on all fours, and he was loveless.
In the end, this matter was still the scene for Zhao Gou to come to the rescue, and he told his father and others the ins and outs of the whole incident clearly.
The father praised his son and others again.
……
"Why do others call you the Female Hades?"
"Why did you kill those men?"
"How many men do you have?"
While having breakfast, Song An threw a lot of questions to Wang Ling'er.
"And-"
"You ask them one by one, so that your aunt and grandmother don't remember your questions......"
Wang Ling'er stuffed a fat roast chicken leg into Song An's mouth, preventing him from continuing to ask.