From the transcripts of all the post-incident eyewitness statements registered in the original case file, the perpetrators were as few as one and as many as two or three people. It is not like the previous county order reported to the imperial court that "the lake bandits often dispatch two or three hundred people", and it is not like the report that "the lake bandits burn, kill, and loot are all evil".

According to the original case file, apart from killing people, the lake bandits did not have the so-called "burning", "robbing", and "plundering", let alone doing all kinds of evil.

Combined with the causes of death of all the deceased in the case file - all the deceased were pinched and died by having their throats cut like Dong Ming!

Therefore, Song An concluded that the murderer was most likely the same person! The so-called "lake bandits" are also very likely to be just one or a few people who are called the female Hades!

As for the data of the 200 to 300 people reported to the imperial court by the previous county magistrate, 100 percent of them were falsely reported in order to ask the imperial court for more "special funds for suppressing bandits" to enrich their own pockets.

Zhao Gou said: "If there are only a few lake bandits, why did the former county commander take all the three classes of officials to Weishan Lake to suppress the bandits, but they were all killed by the lake bandits?" ”

"Whew!" Wang Ling'er, who had just come to deliver the meal, looked at the ground viciously and spat on the ground, "Still suppressing bandits...... Do you know how many people were in the third class of the Ya in Lanling County in the past? ”

Zhao Gou said: "According to the clear provisions of my Great Song Dynasty law, the county-level yamen should have 2 menzi, 16 soap subordinates, 12 horsemen, 8 jailers, 7 sedan chair drivers and umbrella fans, 4 lamp drivers, 4 treasury pawns, 4 warehouse husbands, 50 people, plus the county commander himself, a total of 108 people!" ”

Wang Ling'er pursed her lips: "The three classes of officials under the former county magistrate add up to a total of eighteen people!" ”

Song An was incredulous: "Why are these people?" ”

"Our Lanling County is barren and poor, and the officials don't have much oil and water, so the previous county master started the idea in the yamen. The imperial court fixed the monthly distribution of one hundred and eight people to each county government. Our county magistrate will reduce the number of servants in the third class from one hundred and eight to eighteen, so that all the money saved will go to the county magistrate. As if that wasn't enough, he also replaced almost all of the eighteen officials with his own relatives. The head catcher is his eldest brother, the head is his second uncle, the cell head is his brother-in-law, and the others are also relatives of his third aunt and second aunt's family.

That time, the three of them went to Weishan Lake not to suppress bandits at all, but to get a few girls from the slave's "drunken Lanling" to go to the boat to do things together! The lives of those good girls in the slave family are also bitter, and they are buried with these animals! Wang Ling'er wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief, "These gang have been suffering thousands of knives for more than a year, and the food money and prostitution money owed by the slave family alone are enough for 2,000 yuan!" Speaking of which, the slave family has to thank the female king of Hades for avenging the slave family! ”

Hua Fengchun said: "Anzi, if you want to say so, there are some similarities between the female king of Hades and us who pour the sea for the heavens." Why don't we let her join our gang! ”

"That's exactly what I wanted!"

Zhao Gou was not happy: "The female king of Hades can hold dozens of lives in her hands, so she can't just forget it!" ”

"What do you want?"

"Accomplices can be punished lightly, but the main culprit, the female king of Hades, must be severely punished in accordance with the laws of the Great Song Dynasty! Must be put to death! ”

"According to what you say, my father and one hundred and seven uncles and me, if not 10,000 people died in our hands, there must be 8,000, if you want to talk about Master Zhao's statement, then we can't get up a few hundred times?"

"Uh......" Zhao Gou was blocked speechless.

Song An patted Zhao Gou's shoulder indifferently: "The people killed by the female king are all people who deserve to die, and they died as they deserved." Turned to Yan Qing and the others: "If you want to appease the female king of Hades for our use, you have to think of a way to let her show up, I have an idea, Uncle Xiaoyi, you can listen to it." ”

Yan Qing and the others all set their eyes on Song An.

"Doesn't the female king of Hades like to slaughter bastard men for Tianxingdao, then let's bastard up and wait for her to slaughter!"

……

The following is a good play written, directed, and starred by Song An.

Plot outline: Song An, the bastard county master, goes to "Li Bai Drunk" to eat the overlord meal that doesn't give money every day, and goes to "Drunk Lying in Lanling" every day and doesn't give money to Bai Bleach...... That's not all, in the end, he has to carry Wang Ling'er, the proprietress of the family, to the yamen to make games......

Ideological connotation: lure the female Hades to come to the door to slaughter.

Protagonists: The bastard county lord Song An, and the innocent proprietress Wang Ling'er.

Group performance: Yan Qing and all the Liang Shanbo brothers and sisters, the "Li Bai drunk" guys and the "drunk and lying in Lanling" girls.

You're all set!

Day 1: At noon, Song An took Yan Qing and a group of people to "Li Bai Drunk" and drank until midnight, they were not in a single room, but in the lobby on the first floor, scolding while drinking, making the surrounding diners dare to be angry but dare not speak. After eating, wipe your mouth, pat your ass and leave, no money!

Subsequently, except for Yan Qing and Zhao Huanhuan, everyone went to the "Drunken Lanling" to bleach......

Day 2: Repeat the play from Day 1.

Day 3: Still eating and drinking in vain.

Day 4: Same as above.

Day 5: Same as above.

At the same time, Song An ordered some brothers to pretend to be ordinary people to spread throughout the county: the new county lord is a super invincible little bastard, who eats and drinks for nothing, and also gets the rich man Dong Ming's ninth wife and a little girl (Zhao Huanhuan) to the yamen to give him "pickled dates" to eat, which completely meets the conditions of being slaughtered by the female king of the heavenly way!

Day 6: Same as the fifth day, the fourth day, the third day, the second day, the first day, just ...... Ahem, it's nothing to eat and drink every day, but what's that...... Because considering that the female Hades is very likely to be staring in the dark, in order to show no traces of acting, Song An and Hua Fengchun, Zhao Gou, Shi Jin, and Zhang Shun are all acting in actual combat.

In order to make the plot fuller, in the past few days, Song An and the others have also played some favorite games such as multi-person mixing and taking turns sitting in the village in "Drunk Lying in Lanling......

As the saying goes, there is no such thing as a bad field, only a tired oxen.

On the night of the seventh day, after eating the overlord meal in "Li Bai Drunk", Zhang Shun bluntly called out that he was too old to do it, and if he went to "Drunk Lying in Lanling" again, he would die on the spot!

Shi Jin also said that he couldn't afford to be hurt.

Zhao Gou said: Your Royal Highness - ah no, this master has to be helped to walk now.

Even Hua Fengchun, who is known as "Teddy", also shouted, "I feel that my body is hollowed out!" ”

Song An also felt that he couldn't afford to hurt, and he really couldn't afford to hurt it......

It's just that to everyone's dismay, to this day, the female Hades still hasn't moved.

Now that Hua Fengchun and other group performers have stopped acting, Song An has no choice but to make a big move.

Although the county seat of Lanling is small, the night market is very lively. It's summer again, and people like to go out on the street after dinner to cool off. The county government and Wang Ling'er's "Li Bai drunk" and "drunk lying in Lanling" are in the center of the entire county, so there are the most pedestrians coming and going on the street outside the door.

At about eight o'clock in the evening of the later generations, people wandering on the street only heard a woman's scream coming from the "Li Bai drunk" restaurant, and then saw the little county prince Song, who was wearing a black gauze hat and a red gown, running out with Wang Ling'er on his shoulder.

Wang Ling'er danced and fluttered on his shoulder, "You just spare the slave family, little master, although the slave family died a man, the slave family once swore to be widowed for him for the rest of his life!" There are many good girls in the drunken Lanling of the slave family, and the little master can choose at will, can't the slave family not want your money? The slave family is already a thirty-year-old half-old, and those girls are much more beautiful than the slave family! ”

"This county likes a half-aged like you!"

"Little master, spare your life! Spare your life, little master! Grandfather! Wang Ling'er even kicked Song An's black gauze hat to the ground.

Song An'an ignored it, and carried Wang Ling'er into the living area of the county Yahoutang in full view.

……

Song An's bedroom.

Wang Ling'er was thrown on the bed by Song An.

"Help! Spare the slave family, little master! Little grandpa! Wang Ling'er shouted a few times outside, and then covered her mouth and smiled at Song An.

Although the proprietress is very beautiful, Song An has been a little excessive these days, and his current condition is: physical and mental exhaustion, weakness in limbs, and weakness in his heart. When he was carrying Wang Ling'er just now, he almost didn't carry it. It shouldn't be, when did Lao Tzu's body become depleted to this extent?

But in order to lure out the female Hades, I let it go!

Wang Ling'er was still shouting for help and spare, but Body was very cooperative.

Song An's eyes kept scanning the window, and suddenly he saw a figure flash outside the door.

"It's not good, it's the female Hades who are here!" He whispered in Wang Ling'er's ear, and reached under the pillow.

Here is his dogleg knife.