What is a "three-inch golden lotus"?

It's the feet of a deformed and twisted woman!

In about the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms and the Northern Song Dynasty, I don't know which scumbag invented the perverted and bad habit of binding women's feet, that is, when women were still five or six years old, they were wrapped layer by layer with a one-meter-long footwrap, and they became tighter and tighter over time.

Over time, all five toes, except for the thumb, were wrapped and folded under the soles of the feet!

The bones, soles, and toes of the feet have all been broken off!

It's a years-long process, and it's no exaggeration to say how painful the whole process has been for women.

But it is this distorted bad habit that has lasted on this land for thousands of years!

There is no killing without buying and selling. The direct cause of this phenomenon - it is said that ancient men liked it.

Is a pair of all-natural jade feet bad?

What the fuck are you guys who are twisted and perverted men who like things like three-inch golden lotus!

"It's the first time I've heard of a man who doesn't like the three-inch golden lotus."

It is true that in ancient times when the whole people liked the three-inch golden lotus, Song An really had to be regarded as an outlier.

"Xiao Ke is also the first time to see a woman who is not bound to her feet. Xiao Ke, who hates foot wrapping, happens to meet a teacher girl who is not wrapping her feet, which shows that you and I have a fate in our previous lives! Song An politely quipped.

Master Li smiled lightly and delivered a cup of tea to him.

I just listened to Song Jun's impromptu words, which were not only beautiful, but also profound, which really made the teacher admire. I don't know what Song Jun's fame is? ”

"Xiao Ke was admitted to Xiucai when he was twelve years old, and then he followed his father Song Gongming to Liangshan and fell into the grass, and he never had any fame after that."

"Although Song Jun is just a talent, his talent is far stronger than those who are Jinshi and the first."

"The teacher girl has won the award."

"Can Song Jun chant?"

"Of course."

Song An replied without thinking about it, the words are singing, and he thought that every time he went to KTV back then, he was a Maiba!

But as soon as he finished speaking, he regretted that Master Li said that he sang ancient poems, and what he could sing was modern pop songs.

"Then I'll stroke the zither and Song Jun and sing, right?"

Song Anzheng was depressed and just bragged about how to lie, and suddenly remembered a song in a flash of inspiration.

The theme song of the TV series "The Legend of Zhen Huan" is "Bodhisattva Man", the lyricist is Wen Tingyun of the Tang Dynasty, and the composer is who is in the 21st century, I don't know, who do you love, anyway, you can't run to the Song Dynasty to sue me for plagiarism and infringement!

"Xiao Ke himself once composed a song for Wen Tingyun's Bodhisattva, master girl, listen to Xiao Ke's song and stroke the zither."

"Song Lang still strokes the kite?" Master Li said in surprise.

"Understand."

Song An's master in the 21st century, Lao Mu's essential work is an old way, as a veteran, not only must be able to tell fortunes, catch ghosts, and kung fu, but also be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine, tea, etc.!

After all, the great writer surnamed Zhou Mingxun, whose name is not called "Zhou Xun" but "Lu Xun", but can only be called "Master Zhou", cannot be called "Master Lu", once said that "the roots of Chinese culture are all in Taoism". If you don't know ten or eight basic skills of traditional culture, you can't be a qualified veteran at all!

In addition to the above ten basic skills, Master Lao Mu has also mastered several other skills such as doctors, midwives, chefs, carpenters, wall building, king pesticides, eating chickens, and playing hooligans.

Having been around Lao Mu since he was a child, Song An naturally knew a little bit about Lao Mu's various skills.

"The hills overlap and the gold is extinguished,

Sideburns and clouds want to be fragrant and snowy.

Lazy to draw moth eyebrows,

……

Newly embroidered robes,

Both golden partridges. ”

At the end of the song, the strings stop.

Song An's voice was not bad, and he played the guzheng well.

"The tune is tactful and melodious, and Song Jun's voice is also very good." Master Li said emotionally.

"Ahem, ahem!"

Daddy's cough was heard outside.

It seems that Daddy is in a hurry, so let's get down to business.

Song An was reluctant to mention the matter of Zhao'an to Master Li, but his father was looking outside, and it would definitely not work if he didn't say it.

"Teacher, girl, Xiao Ke came from Shandong with his father today, and he has something to ask for."

"Let's do it."

Song An nodded: "This time, Gao Yu led the army to conquer Liangshanbo, and was attacked head-on by the soldiers of our three armies, and Gao Yu also drowned in the rout, and his bones were gone. Gao Yu is the emperor's favorite minister, and my father is afraid that the emperor will blame us for Gao Yu's death, so he will dispel the idea of recruiting peace. The two armies fought in a life-and-death situation, so I asked the teacher and the girl to persuade the emperor. ”

Ever since he first heard Song An say, Master Li had a look of surprise.

After Song An finished speaking, she was puzzled and said: "When Zhao Ji came last night, he also mentioned the battle against Liangshanbo this time, why is what he said and what I said is completely different from what Song Jun said?" ”

"What's the difference?"

"You said that the official army was defeated, and he said that the official army won a complete victory. You said that Gao Yu drowned and died without seeing his body, and he said that Gao Yu went to the palace yesterday to tell him victory......"

It is not surprising that the defeat said that the big victory was the usual routine of the subordinates and the emperors of the courtiers.

What made Song An stunned was that Gao Yu was chopped into meat sauce by Lu Zhishen and Wu Song on the awning boat in the water three days ago, but he saw it with his own eyes!

How did this old thief win in front of Emperor Huizong yesterday?

Song Jiang outside the door also heard Master Li's words, and he couldn't help pushing the door in.

"What Senior Sister said is true?"

"Zhao Ji told me like this, he shouldn't lie to me."

Song An suddenly remembered that when he killed Gao Yu with Lu Zhishen and Wu Song that night, Gao Yu kept saying that he was not Gao Yu......

"Could it be that Gao Yu, who died in Liangshanbo, is a fake?"

Master Li thought thoughtfully: "I once heard Zhao Ji say that Gao Yu found someone from nowhere, and that person was exactly the same as Gao Yu, once Gao Yu took that person to see him, even he didn't distinguish between the two Gao Yu and which was false. ”

"The one who died in Liangshanbo must be a fake!"

"If it's true, how could he go to see Zhao Ji yesterday?"

Song Jiang sat down on the chair behind him frustrated and weak:

"Although there are senior sisters who spare no effort to show their loyalty to the Son of Heaven on our behalf, the four thieves Gao Yu, Tong Guan, Cai Jing, and Yang Jian hate us to the core, and they all bewitch the Son of Heaven to get rid of us quickly, so the Son of Heaven has always been uncertain about Liang Shanbo. Among the four thieves, Gao Yu is the most favored by the Son of Heaven, in this war, I deliberately set up an ambush on ten sides to capture him, in order to have a long talk with him face to face, so that he can see our loyalty to the Great Song Dynasty.

Let him no longer see us as a thorn in the eye. The fake Gao Yu swore to me and Lu, Wu, and Gongsun that after returning to Beijing, he would immediately report to the Son of Heaven to Zhao'an, and I also gave the guy a silver ticket of one million taels...... But I never thought that I was teased by a fake! ”

Song An had the urge to take off his shoes and use his thousand-layer bottom to fan his father's face for hundreds of rounds, what is the concept of one million taels of silver in the Song Dynasty, which is equivalent to about one billion yuan in 2019!

I knew that I would search him before killing the fake Gao Yu!

It's good now, the fire is gone!

1000000000￥！

He has been a mercenary for twenty-five years and has earned less than 30 million, 100 million, how many lifetimes!

Dad, you're so generous, someone's goal is 100 million, you're good, it's 100 million!

It's really a loser who doesn't wait for dawn!

Dad seemed to be thinking very openly, and the brows that had just been wrinkled for a while quickly relaxed again: "Senior sister, when did the Son of Heaven come to you?" ”

"Come at three o'clock every day, and after having refreshments and chanting and playing music with me, don't go back to the palace at four o'clock in the ugly hour."

"I want to cry blood to the Son of Heaven in front of me today, so that the Son of Heaven can see that my brothers in Liangshan are loyal to the Great Song Dynasty! I also hope that the senior sister will be convenient! ”

Dad took out a delicate small brocade box from his sleeve, and gently pinched the objects in the brocade box and put them into the palm of Master Li's palm.

This is a very good condition of the East Pearl.

"Senior sister has the favor of the Son of Heaven, naturally enjoy the treasures of the world, although this East Pearl can be worth nearly 100,000 taels of silver, but it is not for Senior Sister, I hope Senior Sister accepts it, don't think it is cheap."

Master Li casually put Dongzhu back into the brocade box in Song Jiang's hand:

"Although the teacher fell into the dust, he also admired the heroes. The ambition of the leader of Song to serve the country really moved the teacher, and the teacher helped. ”

Song An panicked, in case Emperor Huizong came later, his father showed his loyalty to him, and with Master Li fanning the flames, the matter of Zhao'an would be a certainty!

After recruiting An, the next step is Pingliao, Ganhe Beitianhu, Huaixi Wang Qing, Pingjiang Nanfang, and drinking poisonous wine......

No, although Song An still hasn't figured out how to die the "death" that his father said to Lin Jiaotou that "if you don't recruit An, you're a death", but as the saying goes, you can't hang yourself on a tree, you have to try another tree!

We're going to have to mess this up later!

Song Jiang took out a dagger out of nowhere and held it in his hand.

When Master Li saw this posture, he suddenly lost his face.