Song An thought that with his father's steel straight male cancer, how could he help an old bustard insert a hairpin?

This is simply too vile, shameless, dirty, and dirty!

Who would have thought that his old man was not ambiguous for a moment, took the hairpin and looked at Li's mother's head seriously, and then skillfully inserted the hairpin into the bun on the left side of Li's mother, and then praised it:

"A good horse is a hero, a golden hairpin is a beauty, wonderful!"

What made Song An's jaw drop even more was that when Mother Li handed her hand over to let her lead, Dad naturally took her hand, and the two of them loved each other and walked towards the second floor!

Li Kui and Yan Qing followed behind them indifferently, it seems that Daddy should have taken them to the kiln to drink flower wine more than once before, otherwise how could they not be surprised by this kind of behavior?

On the second floor, Li's mother knocked on the door of Master Li's house.

"Master, your cousin and cousin see you're here!"

Then she went downstairs to greet the other guests.

There was a candle in the room, but no one answered.

Song Jiang stepped forward and knocked on the door again.

The door opened.

A twelve or thirteen-year-old girl dressed as a waitress walked out.

The waitress looked at Yan Qing and Song Jiang: "The official is going to knock, and the senior sister said that she never wants to see you again in the future." ”

"Why is that?" Song Jiang was puzzled.

"Then I'll have to ask Yan Xiaoyi."

The maid said and went back to the house.

"Uncle Xiaoyi, what's your situation?"

Song An jokingly asked Yan Qing, and he suddenly remembered that the history books said that Yan Qing and Master Li had a story!

The history books say that Emperor Huizong was deaf and blinded by the four traitors such as Gao Yu, and he has always regarded the people of Liangshanbo as extremely vicious.

Master Li was deeply favored by Huizong, so Song Jiang brought the talented and handsome Yan Qing to ask Master Li for help, and told Emperor Huizong about the righteous deeds of the heroes of Liangshan for Tianxing and the desire to serve the country loyally.

Master Li is also powerful, and after a few times of wind in his ears, Huizong changed his mind of killing all the heroes of Liangshan, and instead wanted to recruit them.

Yan Qing said in a low and innocent voice, "I don't know what the situation is...... When I came last month, I played the flute and she stroked the piano, and we were still very happy. Then I proposed to marry her as a brother and sister, and since then I have been like a family, but who knew that her face was unhappy at that time...... It so happened that the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty came to look for her, and I hurried away before I had time to ask her why she was upset. ”

Looking at Yan Qing's ignorant and incomprehensible look, Song An suddenly sneered.

"Uncle Xiaoyi, other people's big beauties have taken a fancy to you and want to be Langjun with you, but you want to be sisters and brothers with others, so it's strange that people aren't angry with you......"

"What? Being a couple? I've always looked at her as a sister! I've never thought of being married to her, women are all red faces, and I don't want to touch women in my life-"

Yan Qing's voice became louder and louder, and Song An hurriedly covered his mouth.

Li Kui, who didn't let out a single fart from beginning to end, couldn't hold back.

"Brother, you let me Tie Niu kick this broken door and bring out the kiln sister's rags, if she refuses to help, I will chop her with an axe!"

Song Jiang's eyes widened angrily: "You black idiot, from now on you are not only a dumb person, but also a deaf person!" Did you hear that! ”

"Brother, how can a deaf person hear you!" Li Kui was also very innocent with a bitter face.

Song Jiang took the trouble to push Li Kui aside.

He straightened his clothes, restored his emotions to a calm state, and whispered to the house: "Senior sister, Gongming came to disturb late at night, and asked my sister to open the boudoir door lightly." ”

It was a moment before the voice of the maid was heard again in the room.

"The old rule, whether you can see the senior sister or not depends on the ability of the official."

"What's the old rule?" Song An asked Yan Qing in surprise.

"Senior Sister once said that anyone who wants to have a private meeting with her needs to give a word on the spot outside the door, and if she can be tempted, she can open the door to meet."

"Yan Xiaoyi doesn't need to give words, Senior Sister doesn't see him."

Dad looked embarrassed and whispered: "If I say that I can't say that I can write poems, but I will only chant some poems that express ambition such as 'If he has to avenge his wrongs, blood stains the mouth of the Xunyang River', Miss Shishi is a graceful woman, and I am afraid that these poems of mine will not only not move her, but will also make her creepy and frightened......"

Li Kui saw that his eldest brother was looking at him, and hurriedly waved his hand and shook his head, which means that you don't expect me Tie Niu, I Tie Niu will not do anything except eat, drink,, pee, sleep, and kill people!

What wet dry words? I Tie Niu can't even write the character Li of his surname!

Although Yan Qing can compose poetry, he has been disqualified from the competition.

So, the old man set his eyes on Song An, and the old man poked his mouth into Song An's ear and whispered:

"Xiao An, you come to make some lewd words to please her."

Writing poetry?

Where will Song An!

Seeing his son's embarrassed face, Song Jiang was anxious: "You are from a show, and when you were five years old, you made a blockbuster and made 'one, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight tigers.'" The tiger didn't fight, catch a little squirrel', such a rhyming and neat quatrain for the ages, why is Jiang Lang exhausted now? ”

"Is there one?"

"Yes!"

"There it is!"

A flash of inspiration came to Song An's mind.

We can't compose poems, but we can memorize them!

This is the Northern Song Dynasty, let's recite a poem of the Northern Song Dynasty to her?

She hadn't heard of it anyway, and it was impossible for her to know who wrote them.

"Now it coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival, so Xiao Ke will compose a song "Qingyu Case" and listen to it with Miss Shishi."

Song An cleared his throat and slowly memorized Xin Qiji's "Qingyu Case: A Thousand Trees Blooming on the East Wind Night" word by word with deep affection:

"Thousands of trees bloom at night in the east wind.

More blows down, stars like rain.

BMW drag racing is full of fragrance.

The sound of the phoenix flute moved, and the light of the jade pot turned

……

The crowd is looking for him thousands of times.

Suddenly I looked back, but the man was there,

The lights are dim. ”

Mr. Xin Qiji was a native of the Southern Song Dynasty, and he was not born when the Northern Song Dynasty fell, so Song An could treat this work as his own and was not afraid of him suing for copyright infringement.

"That's a good word...... Yan Qing sighed.

Daddy was silent, staring straight at the crack in the door.

Li Kui became mute and deaf because he obeyed the will of his brother, so he could only sit bored on the ground, leaning against the railing and picking out his nose with his index finger, mainly because he couldn't understand the meaning of the poem at all.

The door opened, and the waitress poked her head out.

"Who is the one who gave the words?"

"It's Xiaoke."

The waitress looked Song An up and down, retracted her head and closed the door again.

"Senior Sister said that I want you to write another song."

Well, let's give it, and I'll recite it to you anyway.

Let's take another representative of "Silver Word Wave Song" Nalan Xingde.

"Then you can give another song "Sauvignon Blanc":

A trip to the mountains, a trip to the water,

Walking towards the side of Yuguan,

Lights in the middle of the night.

The wind is changing, the snow is changing,

The dream of a broken hometown can't come true,

There was no such sound in the old garden. ”

After reciting, I saw a figure flickering in the candlelight in the room, and the figure stopped in the door.

"Please give me another song."

This voice is exactly the same as the singing voice that I heard under the stage on the first floor, and the person standing in the door should be Master Li!

Then memorize another one.

"If life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind and sad fan.

Waiting for idle changes but old people's hearts, but old people's hearts are changeable-"

Back here, Song Anxin can't say it well, and there are four sentences forgotten later! I didn't think about whether I would memorize the whole poem just now, and I came out with a bald mouth!

What can I do? Running out of words halfway through a poem?

Embarrassment, sweaty ......

At a loss, the door opened, and it was Master Li who opened the door.

Although he only saw a side face of Master Li at first glance, it was enough for Song An to remember for the rest of his life.

If you use words to describe the beauty of Master Li, Song An feels that it is not too much to pack up all the words that describe the beauty of women in the dozens of pounds of "Ci Hai" and smash them all at Master Li!

As for the simple words such as "the country and the city", "the country is beautiful and fragrant", "the fish and the geese are falling", and the "flowers are shy in the closed moon", it is not enough to summarize the beauty of Master Li!

She is not only beautiful, but also exudes a temperament that integrates various elements such as queens, goddesses, royal sisters, Lori, beautiful young women, and delicate wives, which makes people no longer want to take their eyes off her at the first glance!

Her every move is unwavering, giving people a very comfortable feeling.

"Gentleman?"

"No respect, Xiao Ke's surname is Song, and his single name is an An."

"Song Jun, please."

Song An followed Master Li into the house, and the maid closed the door and went out of the house herself.

Master Li led Song An to sit on the ground at the tea table.

When Master Li took off her shoes and went to the table, Song An inadvertently saw her feet.

Although wearing knee-length white socks, Song An still saw the feet of a 37-yard standard girl of Master Li.

The history books say that Han women's foot binding began in the Northern Song Dynasty, and Song An also paid attention to the shoes of the Liangshan ladies in the days when he stayed in Liangshan, which were all palm-sized "three-inch golden lotus".

Why didn't Master Li bind his feet?

Master Li was so shrewd, he could see Song An's thoughts with a single look.

"Song Jun likes the three-inch golden lotus?"

"I don't like it." Song An said very simply.