Everyone knelt down and said: "It turned out to be Marshal Tianpeng, we should die, we didn't know that the handsome man turned into a pig to protect our peace." ”

The pigsty once laughed at him, and the pigs came up and said: "Mom, look at the little brother is really Marshal Tianpeng, why are we pigs and he is a fairy?"

The old sow lay there and said, "He is no different from you, he has been raised with my milk." ”

A few pigs jumped up happily, this is a legend in the pig world, and there can be a fairy in the pig world.

Zhu Bajie married Gao Cuilan in the laughter of the pigs and the people, and followed Tang Seng to the west to learn scriptures before he could wait for the candle night in the cave room.

Because he believed Tang Seng's words, I want this day to not be able to cover my eyes, I want this earth to bury my heart, I want all beings to understand my intentions, I want all Buddhas to disappear.

What a cow!

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Seng who was sleeping on the root of the tree, and looked disgusted, is this different from a beggar, two thousand years have passed, not to mention that you can't even cover your buttocks.

Zhu Bajie found a little hay to cover Tang Seng's buttocks at this time, but he couldn't stand it, his ass was crawling with countless mosquitoes sucking blood.

Of course, these mosquitoes can live forever.

A few thugs walked over to the three of them with wine bottles, and they looked as if they were drunk and had come to find fault.

"Smack.........!"

The wine bottle knocked on Tang Seng's head, Tang Seng woke up from his sleep, touched his bright and bleeding head and said, "You dare to hit me!"

The thugs pointed to his nose and said, "Dead monk, is this where you sleep? Don't you know whose territory this is? Pay the protection money." ”

"O donor. Tang Seng smiled, "You can take this blood on my head and cook it for a few of you and drink it, my Tang Seng's blood can make you immortal, really, it's worth it, I'll give it to you for free today." ”

Several people looked at each other and laughed and said: "This, this has met a sand sculpture, you are Tang Seng, I am still Sun Wukong, haha.........! Don't tease the little brother." ”

"Brother. Tang Seng said seriously, "Everything has spirituality, why don't you have spirituality." ”

As he spoke, Tang Seng touched the blood and put a drop of blood on the ground, and all the ants, grasshoppers, butterflies, and other various insects scrambled over to suck the blood.

"See, insects have spirituality. ”

A rough man who took the lead pulled Tang Seng's clothes and said: "Monks don't play tricks, I'll let you take the money, otherwise I won't let you see the sun tomorrow." ”

Tang Seng said disapprerovingly: "If you don't let go of me, I'm going to call Sun Wukong!"

"Haha......... , Lao Tzu or Sun Wukong!" The rough man punched Tang Seng.

Hearing only a scream, Sun Wukong stood in front of the rough man, his fist was hitting Sun Wukong's face, only to feel that he had hit a boulder, and the finger bones inside were shattered.

The rough man clenched his hands and cried bitterly.

A few younger brothers on the side came up to help.

"I hate it when someone pretends to be Lao Tzu the most!" Sun Wukong said angrily, "The person who dares to pretend to be a grandfather between heaven and earth has not yet been born." ”

With a roar, Sun Wukong smashed the floor with one kick.

Seeing this, a few thugs fled in panic.

Sun Wukong wanted to catch up, but was stopped by Tang Seng and said, "Don't forget the laws of the Tang Dynasty." ”

Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "Haha............ I'm laughing to death, monk, this is bullshit, you won't be blind, or delirious. ”

Tang Seng said embarrassedly: "I said that the Tang Dynasty is the Tang Dynasty." ”

Sun Wukong shook his head and jumped up to the tree and said, "It's boring! You two shut up, I'm going to sleep." ”

"Are you really the Monkey King?"

"Shut up!" Sun Wukong roared, "Shut up! Don't be annoyed, I'm Sun Wukong, I'm Monkey King, I'm Monkey King Sun Wukong, who doesn't accept it?"

"I'm .........!"

A child dragged his snot out from behind the roots of the tree, looked at the Monkey King on the tree and said: "I saw it just now, you are so powerful, are you really the Monkey King? Great." ”

"I am his master, Tang Seng. Tang Seng looked at the child and said solemnly, "I am his master." ”

The child wiped his nose, glanced at Tang Seng, and then said to Sun Wukong on the tree: "Are you really Sun Wukong? I want to see your golden hoop stick, I want to see your changes, I want to see you fly." ”

Sun Wukong turned over: "Little brat, don't disturb my sleep, I'll let you die immediately!"

The child was too busy to shut up and say more.

Tang Seng beckoned to the child and said, "The child is here." ”

Zhu Bajie looked the child up and down, looking at the dirty dress, it must not be much better, it must be a beggar.

The child grabbed his dirty head and walked over, sniffed and said, "Tang Seng, what do you call me?" ”

"Child, what's your name, do you have anything to eat?"

The child touched his body, the only remaining piece of bun, and there were tooth marks on it and handed it to Tang Seng, who took the cold bun from hard Bangbang.

The child sniffed and said, "This is what I picked up a few days ago, and tomorrow's meal." ”

Tang Seng looked the child up and down and continued: "Where is your home, is there anything else to eat at home?"

"I don't have a home. The child wiped his dirty face, "My name is Lan Xiaoran, can I follow Brother Wukong in the future?"

As he spoke, his gaze shifted to the Monkey King on the tree.

"Everyone else doesn't believe in Sun Wukong, why do you believe in Sun Wukong?" Tang Seng continued.

"Sun Wukong is a hero, a Monkey King, the Monkey King, a handsome man in the Heavenly Palace, he can go to the sky and the earth, and he can shake the mountains with a stick, so powerful, of course I believe in heroes, because heroes don't lie. ”

Sun Wukong, who was sleeping on the tree, heard his words, although the voice was immature but for so long, this was the best thing he had ever heard, some people said that he was a hero, some people did not call him a dead monkey, and some people did not want him to die.

"What about me?" Tang Seng asked, "Am I a hero?"

Zhu Bajie smiled: "It's bald." ”

The child looked at Tang Seng and smiled: "It's a dead bald head." ”

"Don't follow us, you little brat, we have nothing to eat, you can go. ”

Sun Wukong whispered: "Dead bald! Don't forget that you yourself are a person without a father and a mother." ”

Tang Seng thought about it and softened his heart and said: "Okay, child, you can stay, find Sha Seng for us, one more person, one more strength, do you know where this sewer leads?"

The child nodded and said, "Dead bald!" I know, I'll take you there!"

After speaking, the child hugged Tang Seng into his arms, Tang Seng was excited, why would a child hug himself?

Why haven't I felt this way for thousands of years, and I can't find it again?

"The little kid took his hand away and stained my clothes. ”

Zhu Bajie said with a disgusted face: "Come on, your clothes have been washed three times in more than 2,000 years, how clean can they be!"

"Shut up!" Sun Wukong continued.

On a scorching summer day, wearing short sleeves, wearing a straw hat, listening to the sound of cicadas, sitting by the river and fishing has become a scenery of people's lives here.

An old man over the age of six, sitting on a plastic stool by the river, smoking a cigarette in a daze.

"Hey!" threw out a long fishing line, and the river made a small splash.

In an instant he seemed to have caught something and floated, and he threw down his cigarette butt and quickly stood up and pulled the line.

"What is it?" the old man wondered, "so heavy, could it be that you have caught a big fish?"

The old man muttered to himself, pulling the fish line hard, and the fishing rod was bent to form a bow, probably because he was too old to bear it, and his waist almost flashed.

The old man shouted to several young men next to him: "Come and help me pull, I may have fallen into a big fish, it's so heavy." ”

Several young people hurriedly ran over and pulled the fishing line together, and a young man smiled and said, "Brother Li, you have caught a big fish, why is it so heavy." ”

"Good luck today, if you catch a big fish, I'll treat you to a big fish tonight. ”

"One, two, three!" several young men pulled up together.

However, what they pulled out was not a big fish, it was a small fish, almost the size of a thumb, and the appearance of the small fish was extremely ugly if you looked closely, I don't know what species?

But why does such a small fish weigh 100 kilograms?

Everyone looked at the little fish and didn't dare to let go, so they dragged the little fish up and put it in the iron bucket.

The sand monk jumped around in the barrel and shouted, "Let me go." ”

How can a person understand the words of a fish? It's useless to shout at a broken voice.

A group of curious people gathered around and stared at the small fish in the bucket.

"Brother Li, what kind of fish is this, even if it's so ugly, it's still so heavy?"

The old man shook his head and said, "How do I know? I have been fishing for half my life, and it is the first time I have seen such a small and heavy fish." ”

"It can't be an invasive species, right? ”

"No, this fish may be a creature from ancient times, and it may be valuable, why don't we ask an aquatic expert to take a look?"

"Come on, please expert, you want to spend grandpa Mao, in case it's not empty. ”

"No matter what, let's take it to Lao Zhang, he is in the fish business, and he may know a lot. ”

"Good!"

"Come, come, buddy, let's carry it together. ”

With a long wooden stick, he walked through the bucket handle, with four people in front and four people behind, carrying the small fish in the bucket and walking down the street.

It was followed by a lot of friends who were fishing on the side.

The people on the street were curious and thought that they were carrying some kind of treasure, eight people carried it, and some people followed, so they all gathered around, and it was not a big deal to see the excitement.

The onlookers laughed, thinking they were making a funny video, why use so many people to carry such a small fish, isn't it funny?

An aunt smiled: "With such a little fish and so many people, each of you has kidney deficiency!"

The young man carrying the fish put down the bucket and pointed at the onlookers and said, "If any of you wants to lift this fish, I will give him a hundred yuan, and if you can't lift it, I will also give me a hundred yuan, who dares to bet with me?"

The aunt rolled up her sleeves and stepped forward to look at the bucket and said, "This thumb-sized fish, don't mention such a one, it's no problem for me to carry a bag." ”

"Come, come, you try!"

The aunt disdainfully lifted it, and the bucket was like a boulder, using all her strength, not moving at all.

Auntie shook her head and said, "What kind of fish is this, why is it so heavy?"

"How do we know what kind of fish it is? ”

A fat man came up and said, "Phew! I can't lift this broken fish, grandma's has no strength!"

After finishing speaking, he took out a hundred yuan and gave it to the guy and said, "I bet, today I bet that you will go bankrupt, I bet 10,000, do you dare to bet?"

The young man smiled: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, this little fish weighs 100 kilograms, and you will lose if you bet so much." ”

The aunt persuaded: "Young man, don't gamble, I mentioned it just now, it's very heavy." ”

The fat man glanced at a few people with contempt, and went to lift the small fish, which was really as heavy as a hundred kilograms, and he immediately sweated profusely, and lifted it several times without moving.

"Oops!" screamed.

The fat man rolled on the ground, flashed his old waist, held his waist and shouted, "It hurts!"

Curious onlookers all came up to try it, but no one could lift the fish.

The fat man took out 10,000 yuan and gave it to the young man and said, "My fat man is a man of words, and I am willing to lose the bet, so you can take this 10,000 yuan." ”

A few people took the money, but it was not bad, just this little fish can make so much money, and the brothers can go to the restaurant to have a good meal when the time comes.

A few people then carried the small fish to the Zhang Ji hot pot restaurant, Zhang Ji was scraping the fish, and when he saw a group of people walking towards his shop, he thought something big had happened, put down the kitchen knife and ran out.

Zhang Ji said nervously to the old man: "Brother Li, why did you bring so many people?"

Old man Li smiled politely: "They all came to see the fish." ”

"Fish?" Zhang Ji understood and glanced at the small fish in the bucket, "What fish?"

"Lao Zhang, we don't know what kind of fish it is? You just caught it, you're an expert, show you what kind of fish it is?"

Lao Zhang squatted down and looked at the small fish swimming in the water, the whole was gray, and the fish head was ugly out of the sky, which made people want to vomit.

He didn't know what kind of fish it was?

I've never seen such an ugly fish in my life.

Shaking his head, he said indifferently: "I don't know what kind of fish this is? It's the first time I've seen such an ugly fish in my life, is it necessary to bring so many people?"

Old man Li then smiled and said, "Lao Zhang, don't you know? This fish weighs 100 kilograms, don't you say it's strange?"

"Lao Li, what kind of international joke are you making, this thumb-sized fish weighs 100 kilograms? ”

"You mention it. ”

Zhang Ji tried it in disbelief, grandma's, how does this feel like lifting a big stone, and he didn't move at all with all his strength.

"How about it?" Lao Li said to Zhang Ji, "Because of this, I asked you to help us take a look." ”

Zhang Ji called a few waiters to come and lift the fish and weigh it, it weighed more than 300 kilograms, and everyone was surprised, they had seen flying snakes, two-headed turtles, flowers that could eat insects, and birds that did not have wings.

But I've never seen a thumb-sized fish weighing 100 kilograms.

Zhang Ji said: "Lao Li, where did you catch this fish?"

"It's fishing in that stinky ditch nearby. ”

"It's really strange, why is it so heavy, maybe it is so heavy because of environmental pollution that caused the fish to mutate. ”

Everyone nodded.

Lao Li continued: "Could it be an ancient creature?"

"Think about it too much, the ancients will be in the stinky ditch? The fish caught in the stinky ditch must be polluted like this, and it is not sure whether they can eat it or not. ”

Lao Li nodded, and this explanation is the most appropriate at the moment.

"I'll keep that fish, I'll find an expert to take a look at it in a few days, and I'll give you an explanation. ”

"Okay. Lao Li smiled.

I was embarrassed to stand at the door of other people's stores, affecting people's business, so Lao Li left very interestingly.

Since Lao Li was dispersed, the others dispersed, and Lao Li and his brothers went to have a big meal with 10,000 yuan.