Chapter 242 Chapter Draft Omitted

"I want this day to no longer be able to cover my eyes, I want this earth to no longer bury my heart, I want all living beings to understand my intentions, I want all Buddhas to disappear. ”

Sun Wukong didn't look over his head and said disdainfully: "Dead bald, shut up, you've been talking about it for more than 2,000 years, is it interesting?

Zhu Bajie said impatiently: "It's boring, hahaha.........!"

"Master, his old man is very profound. Sha Seng smiled, "What do you know?"

"Shut up!" Sun Wukong jumped up, "Believe it or not, I beat you into a salted fish?"

"Haven't you listened to it for more than 2,000 years?" Tang Seng continued, "Don't you allow me to have dreams? This is my freedom!"

Zhu Bajie laughed, tears came out of his eyes and said, "Hahaha...............! I'm laughing to death......... Ha ha...... Are you free? Are we free? Haha............!"

"I know what you complain about, you blame me for putting the shackle on your head, who made you greedy for money, and when you see the golden crown, you put it on your head, and I can't do anything if I want to help you take it off. ”

"Shut up!" Sun Wukong was already impatient, "Don't chatter if you're bored, go, go over and square dance with the aunts." ”

"This world is beautiful, there are cars, planes, mobile phones, square dances, beautiful women, and handsome guys. ”

Sha Seng said seriously: "Master, it seems that we don't have a car, no plane, no mobile phone, no square dance, no beautiful women, no handsome guys." ”

Tang Seng couldn't wait to go up and slap him, to tell the truth, so he gave him a blank look and said: "You don't understand this, there is no reason to fight with nothing, if we have us, wouldn't it be a salted fish." ”

"But Master, we have nothing, and we are still salted fish. ”

"Lao Sha, I remember that you seem to be a shark, now that the aura is reviving, your mana is absorbed by heaven and earth little by little, I am afraid that you will lose your human form and become a fish by then, and the three of you should be careful if you are the weakest." ”

Sha Seng heard this, his heart tightened, and he was busy meditating cross-legged, and he was practicing spells for himself in a similar manner

The four of them sat on a stone bench in the park, and on the stone table was pasted a red advertising paper with the word "fortune telling" written on it.

Good to go to the west to learn the scriptures, for some reason reborn in this world, Tang Seng listened to Sun Wukong said, aura recovery, Sun Wukong Tianzhu Bajie said, aura recovery, Zhu Bajie listened to Sha Seng said aura recovery.

Therefore, Tang Seng believed that the aura had been revived.

At dusk, Sun Wukong lay on a stone bench, watching the sunset and sunset.

Zhu Bajie asked, "What's so nice about the monkey sunset?"

Sun Wukong turned over and ignored it.

Tang Seng stretched his waist and said: "Although the sunset is beautiful, it is very short, very short. ”

At this time, a woman walked over to the four of them, her eyes wandered over Sun Wukong, looking into his eyes, Sun Wukong instinctively sat up and said, "What do you see? ”

The woman excitedly grabbed Sun Wukong's hand and said, "Is Wukong you?"

Sun Wukong subconsciously spread his hand away and said, "Who are you, eldest sister, why do you know my name?"

"Don't you remember me?"

"Eldest sister, who is Ah Xia?"

"You really don't remember me, do you?"

"Sister, are you bored, go to square dance, don't bother me. ”

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie took the girl's hand and walked to the pond, the girl broke free of Zhu Bajie's hand, Zhu Bajie squeezed the girl's hand tightly, and stopped by the bridge.

The girl glared angrily and said, "What are you going to do?"

Zhu Bajie held the girl's shoulder and said, "Zixia, it's you, why are you here?"

The girl looked Zhu Bajie up and down in a daze and asked, "Who are you?"

"It's me, I'm the canopy. ”

"Canopy, you...... Why don't you look like it?"

"You take a closer look at me, take a closer look. ”

Zixia looked at Zhu Bajie, although his appearance had changed a lot, his demeanor was the same as that of Marshal Tianpeng back then.

"Tianpeng is really you?" Zixia was skeptical, "you jumped into the galaxy, and everyone thought you were dead." ”

Zhu Bajie lowered his head and said, "It's a long story, don't talk about the past, is Yueyao okay?"

"I don't know, since Wukong pressed into the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, I went down the mountain to take care of him privately, but I can only stay in the mortal world forever, and I can never go back to the heavenly palace, and then one day the monkey knocked me unconscious, when I woke up, the monkey was no longer there, I searched all over the ends of the earth, tens of thousands of years, and I met here today, the monkey has changed. ”

"The Monkey King of the year suddenly lost his mana, and he is now delirious. ”

Zixia asked suspiciously, "Why is this happening?"

"I don't know, now only by finding Erlang God, only his heavenly eye can see everything clearly, Zixia If you want to help the monkey, please go to Erlang God. ”

Zixia wiped her tears, nodded, and turned around to leave quickly, since it was not a good way to stay like this.

Zhu Bajie shook his head and walked over, returned to Tang Seng's side, looked at Sun Wukong and said, "Monkey, do you know who that girl is? ”

"Pig head, can you shut up, who is Zixia?"

Sha Seng asked suspiciously, "Who is Zixia?"

Tang Seng smiled and said, "Do you still need to ask? Just look at the girl's expression and know that she is the lover of the monkey." ”

"Master, the monkey still has a lover, haha.........!"

"Stinky fish!" Sun Wukong jumped up and punched the sand monk.

With a loud bang, the stone bench broke, Sha Seng lay on the ground in front of his eyes, Sun Wukong punched again, the ground exploded, Sha Seng was beaten in, and a shark lay in the cracks of the exploded stones.

In the blink of an eye, the shark fell into the sewer and was washed away by the excreted dung, and the sand monk jumped in the water and shouted, "Master, save me ......!"

Tang Seng looked at the rapids of the sewer through the small hole in the ground, the water flow was very fast, and pointed to Sun Wukong and said: "Monkey, uncle, can't you change your temper? Don't beat people at every turn, quickly get Lao Sha back." ”

"It's better to be dead. Sun Wukong continued to lie on the stool, "You two like to nag together, annoying! “

"If I don't find Lao Sha, I'll recite the mantra. ”

Sun Wukong stood up and said, "Don't! Don't, I'll look for it immediately." ”

Zhu Bajie smiled: "Monkey, it turns out that you are so afraid of dying bald." ”

"Shut up, pig! The next one to hit you is to turn you into a pig. ”

"Let's fight, let's fight!" Tang Seng said, "It's okay if you're all dead, I can eat an extra bite of food by myself." ”

"Dead monkey, save your effort, our mana is slowly dissipating now, and there will be no basic human form at that time, and we will be captured and sent to the zoo for people to watch, haha.........!"

Zhu Bajie laughed alone in place.

Tang Seng and Sun Wukong had already walked a long way down the sewer, and the two of them didn't look like they were looking for Sha Seng lazily, like an old man's walk after dinner.

Soon Zhu Bajie also integrated into it.

Finding a small shark washed away by a stinky ditch in the vast sea of people is undoubtedly a needle in the bottom of the sea.

The will of the three dissipated, lazily lying in a corner of the park, Tang Seng has been nagging, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie are used to listening to his nagging, extremely impatient, Sun Wukong is lying on the tree, with a dog's tail grass in his mouth.

Zhu Bajie looked at the moon, tonight's moonlight is clear, and the world at night is like a layer of green yarn.

Is tens of thousands of years a long time?

In a New York minute!

One breath is over.

If you look closely, the seed in your heart will feel long.

Zhu Bajie remembered the seeds in his heart that had not yet blossomed.

The sun turns and the moon returns, he guards the Milky Way in the sky, looking at the Moon Cold Palace opposite the Milky Way, the colorful figure of Yueyao Ana's eyes comes into view, and sometimes she can be seen caressing the jade rabbit and looking innocently at the tree.

One day the monkey jumped into the Milky Way, caught the fairy fish and shrimp, and beat himself, he was full of injuries and looked down at the Milky Way, and Yue Yao flew out of the Moon Palace at this time.

Yue Yao took out the elixir from his arms and gently applied it to him, he saw Yue Yao's appearance up close, Yue Yao was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen.

Yue Yao said to him affectionately: "Tianpeng has worked hard, you have always stuck to the galaxy." ”

Oh my God, it was the best sound, the best phrase he'd ever heard.

Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "I don't feel hard to look at you from afar." ”

Yue Yao suddenly stopped her hand, put down the medicine jar, turned around and flew towards the Moon Palace, and her smile was buried in Zhu Bajie's heart.

But Erlang God often passes by the Milky Way to see Yueyao, and Zhu Bajie often sees the two of them in close contact, talking intimately.

What do you compare yourself to Erlang God?

He could only take advantage of the drunkenness to fantasize about the intimacy with Yue Yao, and finally got drunk on the day of the Pan Tao Conference, and he stepped into the Moon Palace with a red face.

He grabbed Yue Yao's hand, and Yue Yao was so frightened that she hurriedly retracted her hand and said, "Marshal, if you are drunk, go back to rest." ”

"No, I'm not drunk. Zhu Bajie clenched Yueyao's hand again, "Yueyao has liked you for a long time, will you promise me?"

Yue Yao slowly let go of her hand, shook her head, took two steps back and smashed the glass cup on the table, and Erlang God flew in and kicked out.

Zhu Bajie broke through the wooden door and flew to the other side of the galaxy to lie down, his chest hurt terribly, Erlang God flew out and pinched his neck and lifted it high.

Zhu Bajie struggled, kicking his feet in the air, and Yue Yao flew out and said, "Erlang stop, if he dies, you will be punished." ”

Erlang God glanced at her and threw down the marshal Tianpeng and said: "Kill you, you are not qualified to die in my hands, stay away from Yueyao in the future, otherwise I will tell the Jade Emperor about this, and you will insult her while you are drunk." ”

Zhu Bajie got up and looked at Yue Yao and asked, "Ah Yao, do you choose Erlang God or me?"

Yue Yao slowly retreated and hid behind Erlang God.

Zhu Bajie understood, he drew the soldier's knife and shouted: "Born on the riverbank, die on the riverbank." ”

A knife slashed through his throat and plunged into the Milky Way, where all of a sudden it darkened and lost its previous light.

The soldiers went down to the river to look for Zhu Bajie's body, but the scum was not found.

Yue Yao can no longer see the once beautiful and beautiful Milky Way, Zhu Bajie threw countless bright stars into the Milky Way, he hoped to illuminate the Yuehan Palace.

When Zhu Bajie woke up, he found himself in the pigsty and those little white pigs snatching the sow's milk to eat, he wagged his little white tail and said to the piglets around him, I am Marshal Tianpeng.

A little pig teased on the side: "Haha.........! Hurry up and eat your pig's milk, you are Marshal Tianpeng and I am still the Monkey King!"

All the piglets gathered around and laughed.........!

Zhu Bajie walked to the side and squatted down and said, "Why don't you believe me." ”

The sow squinted her eyes and smiled: "Child, be your pig well, don't think nonsense, you are still a boar and you will be killed during the New Year, eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, hurry up and enjoy." ”

"No......!" Zhu Bajie frantically banged on the wooden door.

A few pig brothers and sisters came over and said, "Brother, let's just listen to our mother and accept this reality." ”

The sow lay there and nodded to him.

"No, I'm going out, I don't want to be a pig, I'm Marshal Tianpeng, why should I be a pig. ”

He frantically banged on the wooden door, his head was bleeding, and a woman took a pig scoop and sprinkled pig food into the pig basin, and Zhu Bajie looked at her pitifully.

The woman pushed open the small wooden door, gently held him in her arms, stroked his forehead and said, "Little piggy, why are you bleeding?"

In the envious eyes of the pigs, the woman took the piglet back and bandaged it.

Zhu Bajie felt the woman's gentleness and looked at the woman again, although she was not as beautiful as Yueyao, she was very kind, and carefully bandaged his wounds.

Then the woman picked up the little pig and kissed him on the mouth, Zhu Bajie's heart suddenly beat faster, and his first kiss was taken away like this, and Zhu Bajie's cheeks turned red.

The woman rubbed his forehead and said, "Little Piggy, why are you so cute? ”

Looking at her back when she went out, Zhu Bajie looked around, jumped out, jumped out of Gaojiazhuang, and turned into a wild boar in the back mountain.

He has been silently observing Gao Cuilan's every move behind his back, and slowly he grew up, often going to the village to bite and bully the people of Gao Cuilan's family.

After a long time, he was discovered by the villagers, thinking that he was a monster, and they couldn't catch him by all means, but he refused to leave the mountain behind Gaojiazhuang and refused to leave this kind and touching girl.

Even if you are chased and shouted.

One day Gaojiaozhuang came to Sun Wukong and Tang Seng said that he was a demon subduer, Zhu Bajie was curious to watch, he saw that it was the Monkey King, and his heart was tight, and he was about to run.

Suddenly he was caught in his pocket and turned into a little pig, and Sun Wukong released him from his pocket.

All the villagers hit him, and suddenly Gao Cuilan ran into the crowd and hugged him and said, "Little piggy, it's you! ”

Zhu Bajie said: "It's me." ”

The villagers were surprised, and an old man carried a big knife and said, "This is a demon pig, let me kill him." ”

Gao Cuilan hugged Zhu Bajie tightly in her arms and said: "Who dares, this is my little pig, Dad! This is my little pig, you can't kill him." ”

"This .........!" Father Gao paused and grabbed the long knife, "Daughter, get out of the way, I'm going to kill him, don't forget that he has come to the village many times to bite people, and often at night next to my house so that I don't dare to come out to pee." ”

After finishing speaking, Gao's father raised his big knife and slashed down at the piglet, and Sun Wukong hurriedly stopped.

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Haha......... He is a god, and if you kill him, you will be damned. ”

Zhu Bajie scolded secretly, dead monkey, you still remember me.

Everyone looked at Sun Wukong with a puzzled face, Sun Wukong pointed his finger, and Zhu Bajie became Marshal Tianpeng, standing alive in front of everyone.