"Do you really want to help me?" Liu Hua said with a serious expression, in fact, Liu Hua had already thought of a hundred ways to rectify him in his heart.

"Mmmmmm~" Li Ya nodded hurriedly, and made a look of great anticipation,

"Hey~" Liu Hua sighed and said, "You are a girl, what can I let you do?" In this way, you can go in and help me wake up Brother Zhang Fei~"

After Liu Hua finished speaking, he put on a helpless look, in fact, he was snickering in his heart,

Li Ya didn't dare to move,

Oops, did this chick see through my plan? No, this can't be? When did Xiaoya become so smart? How did I not know?

Liu Hua looked at Li Ya, who had not moved for a long time, with a puzzled expression.

"That, that, it's a girl, isn't it good to go into the boy's room casually?" Li Ya lowered her head while fiddling with the corners of her skirt.

I'm sorry, if you're a girl, then I'm definitely a lady,

Liu Hua glanced at Li Ya with disdain, in fact, Liu Hua understood that Li Ya was afraid that Zhang Fei would be embarrassed when he didn't wear clothes.

"Don't worry, Brother Zhang Fei is sleeping in clothes, do you think everyone else likes to take off and sleep like you?" Liu Hua said indifferently.

"Squeak squeak ~ squeak squeak,"

Li Ya skimmed her fingers with a "squeak" sound,

"Tianba, if you have the ability, you can repeat what you just said, you see if I can clean it up, you will be finished."

How dare Liu Hua fight with this kind of shrew? Whether you win or lose, you lose,

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, okay? I won't dare to do it again, and besides, you just don't dare to go in and scream, you coward. Liu Hua said.

Liu Hua just wanted Li Ya to experience Zhang Fei's spicy-eyed stinky fart.

Sure enough, Li Ya was tricked, "Hmph, who said I didn't dare to go, you watched how the old lady woke up Zhang Fei, hum!" ”

Li Ya walked into the room in a huff,

But as soon as Li Ya walked into the room, she smelled a very unpleasant smell, what is this not a fart smell?

But you've come here, you can't go back now, right? How faceless is that? No, I definitely have to wake up Zhang Fei and let the guys outside the door know how powerful my aunt is.

Li Ya endured the unpleasant smell of stinky farts in the house and came to Zhang Fei.

"Papapa~"

"General Zhang, wake up, it's time to get up,"

Li Ya gently pushed Zhang Fei.

"Porphyry~Porphyry~~"

"Hahaha~Hahaha~"

Liu Hua's unbridled laughter came from outside the door.

Liu Hua thought to herself: Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei, you are really amazing, you only let out a fart when I went, I didn't expect Xiaoya

You just got three farts when you went? Originally, I thought you were bullying me, but it turned out that you were taking care of your little brother by farting.

Three farts in a row, Li Ya is completely petrified,

As the saying goes, the loud fart doesn't stink, the stinky fart doesn't make a sound, the serial fart stinks and sounds,

"Gott~"

Li Ya covered her eyes and rushed out of the room, and after leaving, she didn't forget to help Zhang Fei close the door.

The first time Li Ya saw someone farting and spicy eyes,

Seeing Li Ya rushing out like crazy, Liu Hua immediately suppressed his smile,

But the last smile was captured by Li Ya.

Li Ya squinted her eyes and stared at Liu Hua: "You already knew it, didn't you?" You're deliberately angry with me, aren't you? ”

I'll go, this pot, my brother doesn't carry it, he only let out a fart when I went, who knew that he was so energetic at this time, and he actually came to a three-fart chain?

"No, no, no, absolutely not, absolutely not, I swear I had absolutely no idea he would fart three times!" Liu Hua said seriously.

Li Ya didn't believe Liu Hua's nonsense at all, if Liu Hua didn't know that Zhang Fei loved to fart, why did he laugh so happily, and why did he let himself wake up Zhang Fei at the beginning? And what's going on with this gong?

"If you don't tell the truth, I'll ignore you in the future, and I'm really angry this time." Li Ya yelled.

Li Ya's eyes were slightly filled with tears, and she didn't know if she was smoked by farts or angry with Liu Hua.

It's over, it's over, this joke is making a big fuss,

"I'm sorry, I promise never again, don't be angry, okay?" Liu Hua lowered his head like a child who had made a mistake.

Li Ya looked at Liu Hua with an incredulous expression: "You mean you originally knew?" Did you deliberately let me go? ”

Liu Hua nodded heavily,

"Ah~~~"

Li Ya's high-scoring voice is much louder than Liu Hua's gongs and drums,

Zhang Fei in the house,

"Bang~"

"What's the matter? What's up? Could it be that someone else came to attack the city, and the assembly call was blown by the military division? No, I'm in Ding's house, I'm not in the barracks. Zhang Fei jumped up from the bed violently.

"Ah~ what's going on? Why does it stink so much? Who did this? vomit~" Zhang Fei ran out of the house with a stinky bang.

Zhang Fei, who ran out of the room frantically, happened to see Liu Hua with a gong in his hand,

Could it be that this Wang Tianyi secretly ran to my room to fart a few times and came out again? No, this is definitely not a few farts, such a heavy taste is at least not a hundred but eighty, otherwise it will definitely not achieve this effect.

Zhang Fei thought silently in his heart.

Liu Hua was actually very excited, he tried everything he could to make Zhang Fei wake up, but he just didn't wake up.

As a result, Li Ya's throat went down, and Zhang Fei came out,

Liu Hua looked at Li Ya who was huffing and puffing, and didn't care if she agreed or not, she went up and kissed her.

"Bei'er~"

"Xiaoya, you are really my lucky star, I would have called you over if I knew it, and you really helped me a big favor this time." Liu Hua said excitedly.

However, Liu Hua always felt that when he kissed Li Ya, there was a smell of stinky fart, could it be that Zhang Fei's fart stayed on Li Ya's face? Liu Hua had a feeling of wanting to vomit, but he held back, he didn't vomit, if he really vomited, Li Ya would let him understand why the flowers were so red.

Li Ya's mind was blank at this time, and she was still very angry, but after Liu Hua's affectionate kiss, Li Ya's anger disappeared.

Zhang Fei stared at Liu Hua and Li Ya angrily,

"Okay, you Wang Tianyi, you wake me up, you actually feed me dog food, hey, no, fortunately I woke up, otherwise I would have been smoked to death by stinky farts" Zhang Fei said angrily.

Originally, Liu Hua wanted to say a few words about Zhang Fei, but he didn't expect Zhang Fei to know that his fart stinks, so it would be trouble-free.

"Brother Zhang Fei, you don't have to thank me, we are all brothers, these are what I should do." Liu Hua smiled faintly.

I saw Zhang Fei step out, and the floor was cracked by Zhang Fei.

"What should you do? Also brothers? Why are you putting such a stinky fart in my room, and the door is closed, do you want to smoke me to death? Zhang Fei said angrily.

Zhang Fei's words, Liu Hua didn't understand at all, what did you mean by deliberately farting in his room? Obviously he farts himself, right?

"How can you wronged a good person, it's obviously your own fart, okay?" Li Ya retorted angrily.

In Li Ya's eyes, Liu Hua can only bully himself, and no one else can bully.

Liu Hua looked at Li Ya in surprise, he didn't expect that Li Ya would actually help him speak? Could it be that Zhang Fei's three serial farts made Li Ya's head stupid?

"Hehehe, I wronged a good person? Do you know how smelly the fart in my house really is? Zhang Fei's eyes were full of grievances, and he turned his head to think about it, sleeping in such a stinky environment, Zhang Fei's scalp was numb, no, he must ask for an explanation this time.

"My Iceberg Beauty Wife"

Unreasonable, unreasonable,

Xiaoya was about to be angry with Zhang Fei: "The three of us are the little dog's fart, hum!" ”

Zhang Fei thought to himself: It must not be this little girl's fart, otherwise how could it be so delicious? Zhang Fei couldn't help but look at Liu Hua,

"Yes, it's the puppy's fart, Tianyi, what about you, do you have any opinions?" Zhang Fei looked at Liu Hua confidently, he had been sleeping just now, how could he fart?

Liu Hua waved his hand and said that he didn't care.

"Hahaha, let me tell you a secret, I just fell asleep, this fart, I definitely didn't put it." Zhang Fei couldn't help but laugh.