Chapter 170: Stinky Fart
Liu Bei thought to himself: "Zhuge Liang is right, I must get this divine crossbow, as long as I take this divine crossbow, are I still afraid that I will not be able to revive the Han Dynasty?" ”
"Liu Feng, tell the truth about this matter, if you dare to have the slightest false intention, I will punish you!"
Liu Bei's eyes were red with excitement, and he rubbed his palms and said.
Liu Feng thought to himself: Isn't that right? Can't you? Is this Liu Bei my godfather or Zhuge Liang's godfather? Why is everything directed at him?
"Godfather, that's the case, in fact, I don't know that person, I just know that person has something to do with the Ding family, oh yes, the third uncle seems to know him,"
Liu Feng's words were half left in half, and he didn't say that the person who sold the crossbow was Wang Tianyi and Wang Tianba's brother, so he asked if you were afraid?
Zhang Fei? What friends does Zhang Fei have? But this is a big deal, and I have to go to Ding's house to go through it.
"Military advisor, I don't know how long it will take for Su Dingfang to arrive in Bingzhou City this time?"
Liu Bei isn't worried that it's fake, no matter what, this is also his own city, right?
I saw Zhuge Liang's brows furrowed.
"Ding, due to Liu Bei's inquiry, Zhuge Liang's vision skill is triggered, and Zhuge Liang's intelligence is increased by 50 points"
"Ding, Zhuge Liang's skill three guesses are triggered, and the intelligence is increased by 50 points,"
"Ding, Zhuge Liang's deep planning skill is triggered, and the intelligence is increased by 50 points."
"Ding, Zhuge Liang's attributes are as follows, 80 points of physical strength, 60 points of force, 400 points of intelligence, and 90 points of benevolence."
Zhuge Liang thought for a while, "My lord, Su Dingfang may have five or six days to arrive at Bingzhou City." ”
Dingjia Compound,
Zhuge Liang's prompt sound made Liu Hua startled, what is Zhuge Liang doing? Are you thinking about my crossbow? Will they find the Ding family? No, at this time, we must discuss with Zhang Fei in the long run.
Liu Hua, who had made up his mind, quickly walked out of the room and walked towards Zhang Fei's room.
At this time, it was noon, the sun was shining, and the most suitable thing was to listen to music in the courtyard and see what the flowers were, but Liu Hua didn't have the mood to listen to music and sing at this time.
"Crunch~"
Liu Hua gently pushed open the door of Zhang Fei's room,
At this time, Zhang Fei was still asleep, Liu Hua planned to wake up Zhang Fei, but his hand unconsciously stopped in mid-air, he thought that he still had a task, and after this task was completed, he could have more security, so let's go to this time first.
"Papapa~"
"Brother Zhang Fei, Brother Zhang Fei wake up."
Liu Hua patted Zhang Fei's back hard,
"Hmm~ Why are you still not letting others sleep?" Zhang Fei squinted and said.
And Zhang Fei covered his head with a quilt again,
Liu Hua is very helpless, this Zhang Fei is too lazy, no
Can there be a sense of crisis? It's all burning eyebrows.
Liu Hua can't think about it so much,
I saw Liu Hua grab Zhang Fei's quilt with one hand and lift it hard.
"Porphyry~"
Immediately, Zhang Fei let out a fart, this fart is not only stinky, but also spicy......
"Ahem, vomit~"
Liu Hua hurriedly patted his chest and ran out, and after he came out, his eyes were red by Zhang Fei's smell.
"Whew~"
Liu Hua took a big breath of fresh air, and then spit it out comfortably, fortunately he didn't eat, otherwise this fart would stink out the food he ate.
Liu Hua was thinking: Do you want to go in? No, I can't go in, I still have to do business, I must not be defeated by some small setbacks, let alone a little stinky fart?
However, Liu Hua still chose to call Zhang Fei to get up at the gate.
"System, help me exchange a pair of gongs,"
Since he can't wake him up, then wake him up if he is noisy.
A golden light flashed in Liu Hua's hand,
I saw a cyan gong appear in front of Liu Hua's eyes, and the red-headed wooden stick used to strike the gong had already been prepared.
“duang~”
A sharp voice came to his face, and Liu Hua already felt that he couldn't stand it anymore, but Zhang Feique still didn't wake up.
"How unreasonable, really unreasonable!"
"System, exchange me for another pair of earbuds, I'm going to spend it with this Zhang Fei today!"
Liu Hua's face was flushed, and he didn't know if he was red by Zhang Fei's anger or the sound of the gong.
"Ding, after testing, the host still has 100 summon points left, please earn summon points as soon as possible."
"Ah, unconsciously, this summoning value is spending quite quickly, huh? Others say that spending money is like flowing water, but this flower summoning value is a waterfall! Thief fast. ”
Liu Hua looked at his only remaining 100 summon points distressedly, Liu Hua was dripping blood in his heart, and he didn't buy anything, okay? Why did it go so fast?
But Liu Hua quickly came out of that melancholy,
“duang”
“duang”
"Hahaha, I don't believe you can still sleep, hahaha~" Liu Hua laughed while frantically beating the gong.
Suddenly, Liu Hua suddenly felt that his ears hurt so much, and they hurt more and more, as if something was pinching.
"Ah~ It hurts, let go, it hurts,"
Liu Hua couldn't help but scream,
It turned out that Xiaoya had already stood behind Liu Hua, and Xiaoya didn't make a move until Liu Hua played the gong.
"Pain? What does it hurt? I said, "Are you insane?" If you don't let others sleep early in the morning, what's crazy about here? Xiaoya was woken up
After a stomach was angry, there was no place to sprinkle, and I saw Liu Hua playing the gong here,
Li Ya's temper came up at once, I sleep and you play the gong, are you sure you are not joking with me?
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let go Grandma, my ears are about to be plucked out by you." Liu Hua grabbed Li Ya's hand and said.
Li Ya not only did not let go but pulled it tighter, in her opinion, man, if you don't clean him up, he will never be honest.
"Excuse me? What's the use of being sorry? Hum! Li Ya let go of Liu Hua, and sat on a stone bench next to her sulking,
Liu Hua hurriedly coaxed,
"Grandma, I was wrong,"
Liu Hua nodded like Li Ya and apologized,
Li Ya twisted her head to the side and ignored Liu Hua at all.
"Xiaoya, big beauty, don't be angry, okay? You see I know I'm wrong, can't you forgive me this time? ”
But Li Ya still ignored Liu Hua.
"Rub~", Liu Hua's fire also came out, didn't I just hit a gong? Why did you do this to me? Can't I apologize so sincerely in exchange for a little response?
"Hmph, ignore it, you women are really, as soon as we speak, you get angry, and when you get angry, you don't speak, if you have anything to say? It's so hard to serve. Liu Hua also learned from Xiaoya to sit on the stool.
Xiao Ya's eyes widened at this time: "You know a fart, what do you know?" Every time we women ask you men, you always say that I am wrong, sorry or something, and when you really ask you what is wrong, you can't answer, so what's the point of asking you? It's better not to speak. ”
Liu Hua thought about it, too? It's as if I can't really say anything.
"Hey, hey, don't be angry anymore, okay? I still have something to do, I guess, this Zhuge Liang is coming, I'm thinking of a way. Liu Hua put on an aggrieved expression.
Although Li Ya is very unreasonable to Liu Hua, she is not an ignorant woman, her brows are furrowed tightly,
"Fool, why didn't you say it earlier? Does it hurt? Li Ya gently touched Liu Hua's red ears.
Liu Hua's face was full of smiles, and he grabbed Li Ya's hand: "You are the fool, okay, you go back and rest, I won't beat the gong anymore,"
Where can Li Ya go, although she can't help Liu Hua with anything, but it's okay to cheer up Liu Hua by Liu Hua's side?
"The Legend of the Fairy Tree"
"Why don't I go? By the way, is there anything I can do to help? Li Ya lowered her head and asked in a low voice,
Looking at Liu Hua's frowning brows, Li Ya was very distressed, it would be good if she could help a little, so that he wouldn't have to be so tired alone.
Want to do me a favor? Hahaha~ Look at me later, I won't kill you, so that you still pull my ears every day? I'm going to see what you do this time,