Chapter 3 I'm just a plot NPC

This time, even black and white impermanence was speechless, and looked at him with a gloomy face and an indisputable gaze lamenting his misfortune and anger.

"Brother Black, Brother Bai, you can't blame me, I didn't commit suicide...... I just stood there, and suddenly I fell down...... I suspect it's a cerebral congestion attack! ”

Black Impermanence shook his sleeves in disgust, as if to drive his big fly away.

"Dude, you killed the protagonist - your world is built on the protagonist, you are good, the bottom of the kettle is drawn, and there is no flame, what kind of water of life do you burn?"

"Ah, then you mean: as long as the protagonist dies, we all have to die with it?"

Bai Wuchang cleared his throat and patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "Others will not die with him, but you will definitely die with him, because you are an outsider, and the meaning of your existence is to promote the development of the plot, so that the protagonist will counterattack and upgrade all the way to the first emperor of the ages...... If the protagonist dies during this period, or fights the streets in the struggle for power, then you lose the meaning of existence and will be kicked out of the system! ”

"And then?"

"And then there's no then, it's like emptying the recycle bin - you know!"

I'm going to - Nima pit daddy, I originally thought I was a street player, but in the end it was just a plot NPC, and the final ending was abused to death by the player - MMP!

"Fortunately, we found out early this time and paused the time in advance, otherwise, you would really have turned into nothingness. Traveling through time and space is not child's play, don't step on the minefield, otherwise, bang, you, me, him - everyone game over! ”

Bo Lingjun was shocked by the two tremors, pulled the sleeves of the two impermanences, and said: "What kind of plot is this arranged for me by the two of you, not to mention the minefields, and it should not be worn to such an embarrassing point in time - I have abused Li Hangxing for a whole year, how can this pimple be solved, is it possible that I let him abuse it back?" ”

Bai Wuchang's face was embarrassed: "This problem, you can go back and operate it yourself, after all, we can't live for you!" ”

"But I'm too hard!"

Hei Wuchang pulled out the sleeves of the two of them, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Go back, buddy—life is a journey of great hardship—"

I'll go to your uncle's hard work...... You still want Lao Tzu's life, Lao Tzu wants to go back to the original world, Lao Tzu wants his parents, grandparents......

Before the words could be spoken, the black impermanence slapped over, and the golden light flashed in front of him, and Bo Lingjun crossed in the whirlwind of the sky.

Ten minutes before he returned to the breaking point, the little eunuch raised his face and asked ambiguously: "Your Highness, do you want to whip it?" ”

His Royal Highness looked loveless: "Don't! ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone in the room coveted each other, and the air suddenly dropped to freezing.

Li Hangxing's body lowered even more, trembling slightly.

What's wrong with this - and touching the minefield of the system again?

While he was wondering, the little eunuch retreated to the bedside, brought the big wooden box at the head of the bed, opened it and presented it to Bo Lingjun......

He looked down and saw that the contents were strangely shaped and messy!

What did it mean, what was it for—his hand roamed around the box, and he didn't dare touch anything—for he didn't know what it was for!

The little eunuch held it for a long time, and his hands were all coveted.

"Uh...... Put it back, the king is hungry, and he wants to eat......"

Everyone seemed to be relieved, especially Li Hangxing, whose whole body softened.

"You ...... Imperial Doctor Xuan came to treat him, and also, change him into men's clothes......" He glanced at Li Hangxing and lowered his head shyly: "Don't wear women's clothes in the future, change into normal clothes!" ”

Li Hangxing raised his head slightly, his bright eyes swept over his feet, quickly retracted, and hid under the scattered green silk.

Sure enough, it is the best in the world - Bo Lingjun not only sighed at the creator's miraculous workmanship!

It's a pity that such a good seedling was destroyed by the original spicy hand and grew into a pervert!

And if he is unlucky, he has to do his best to assist this uncle to reach the top of life...... Alas, what a mess!

He covered his empty stomach and turned around and walked out, and when he arrived at the door, he instructed again: "You are not allowed to call him a little bastard in the future, call him the Seventh Highness!" ”

He stepped out of the door without looking back, and didn't see Li Hangxing raise his head, a pair of bright black eyes staring at him fiercely, with a complicated expression!

After eating, his mood climbed back to the mountainside from the bottom of the valley......

The food was in the stomach, and a group of little eunuchs invited him to the hot spring like a starry moon, bathing and changing clothes, and incense massage, which was so comfortable!

It was only at this time that he gave a reserved thumbs up to the black and white old ghost in his heart: Well done!

If you are a human being in three lives non-stop, it's time to sleep and be shocked!

However, when he stepped barefoot on the soft red carpet and lifted the golden veil of the prince's bed, a beautiful scenery instantly flashed his hands and feet twitched, and his eyes turned white......

It's not that terrible, it's not how sultry, it's just that there is an enemy sleeping soundly on the side of the couch, and he is wearing such a modern red gauze dress, is he afraid that Lao Tzu will not be able to recall the bloody thighs turning flesh?

So, he stood in the cold night air for two minutes, whether to break the old rules, or to maintain the persona - this is a question.

As a plot NPC, he must humiliate Li Hangxing in every way, make him twist, twist, and twist again, and then kill all the way and grow into a ruthless emperor through the ages.

Thinking like this, he shamelessly climbed into bed and kicked the Emperor of the Ages, who was trembling and curled up into a kitten: "Get up—little beast!" ”

A heavy heat wave came from there, and the other party was like a big furnace scorching his conscience and shame - the book said that the original version always asked Li Hangxing to pour him a night pot for a while, which can be called a pervert! Isn't it too unreasonable to pretend to be asleep as soon as you come......

I'm sorry, protagonist, for the sake of your career for generations to come, I want to bully you in every way, and we both adhere to the reasonable policy of stopping at the point and meaning of the meaning!

The other party didn't react!

"Hey, did you sleep?"

- it collapses as soon as you exit, why ask "have you slept?" ”

Don't be so polite!

Li Hangxing snapped and let out a grunt.

Oh? This reaction is not right, shouldn't he immediately open his eyes with anger and a humiliated expression on his face, and hand him the night pot extremely desolately?

And His Royal Highness the Prince's sentence: "What kind of golden branches and jade leaves are pretended, and they are not bitch~ bastards?" The classic lines are in the throat, and I don't know whether to say it or not.

"Uh...... Li Hangxing? ”

Still muttering, Li Hangxing curled up his body even more, huddled like a frozen baby.

Alas, the protagonist, you look so pitiful, I can't bear to bully you!

Since you are unconscious and have a high fever, then Lao Tzu will not speak to you on the lines, take a step to sleep first, good night!

Bo Lingjun rolled over and lay down, riding the fragrant quilt and about to sleep.

There was a dreamy murmur behind him: "It hurts...... It hurts......"

The big man endures a little, don't you feel ashamed to make such a tempting voice?

"Mother...... Mother...... Don't leave me...... Don't leave me ......"

Groove –

Bo Lingjun's nose was sore, tears slipped down the corners of his eyes, and he instantly fell into an emotional resonance: Dad, Mom...... I didn't see you for the last time before I died, so I let you white-haired people send black-haired people, your son is not filial, and he poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, and he still makes you so sad......

In the midst of sadness, he touched Li Hangxing with his backhand, and suddenly jumped three feet!

Mommy...... Burn it like this and kill people......

No, no, no, no, he has the aura of the protagonist, he once fell off a cliff, was poisoned in his body, was hit by four arrows in a row, and was stabbed three times by the villain, and he was still tied with gauze to collect the harem......

I'm thinking too much!

Thinking about it, although the protagonist will not die, but the protagonist will get sick, for example, after he destroyed Qi, he killed 300,000 Qi troops, such as the bloody massacre of the city when he broke Jimo, for example, the people he tortured were not ghosts or ghosts......

All these things are hard to ensure that it is not due to the organic lesions of the brain caused by high fever, and then the mental confusion caused by it!

Bo Lingjun sighed: Alas, although you have abused me thousands of times, I still have to treat you like my first love, I have to die if you die, and I will be unlucky if you are crazy!