Chapter 2 Hung Again
"Brother, why are you dead again, life is precious, this is your second chance, you have to cherish it even more!"
Bo Lingjun's eyes were cracked, and he grabbed the collar of the black old ghost and the ear of the white old ghost: "The black and white old ghost - rubbing your ancestors for the eighteenth generation - what kind of shit life did you arrange for Lao Tzu, you TM are making fun of Lao Tzu - is the heavy taste movie good...... The flesh on Lao Tzu's thighs is not realistic......"
"Alas, stop the anger and stop the anger - let go of Big Brother Bai ......"
Brother Hei carefully broke his hand: "Don't worry, you listen to our explanation......"
"It's actually a space-time intersection - like a bug in the system. We sent you, and the people in this plane have changed because of your changes, so there will be some confusion and jumping......"
"Speak human words!"
After saving his ears, Brother Bai added: "The explanation of this problem requires a fairly solid knowledge of special relativity and high-energy quantum mechanics-"
"!"
"Calm, calm!" Brother Bai put on a smiling face:
"You were supposed to be sent back to where you started, but you disrupted the plane, so you jumped back and forth between the start and end points...... Of course, this situation will not last long, and when the system fixes the bugs, time will return to a single form. ”
Well? And what else to save? A small spark of hope shone in Bo Lingjun's eyes:
"You mean, I can go back to the golden age of Bo Lingjun, with three thousand beauties in the harem and a thousand carriages and horses?"
"Hey, yes—I was going to send you to that place!"
After only three seconds of joy, he withered again!
But what's the use of this - the original version has been an emperor for eight years, and it is not that he was captured and died miserably. The thought of the torture inflicted on him made him tremble with fear.
Brother Hei patted him on the shoulder and reassured: "Brother, it's man-made, if you don't want to eat the evil consequences, don't plant the evil causes!" ”
The old white ghost patted him on the other shoulder: "Do a good job, brother is optimistic about you...... And don't think about it at every turn, we are busy with official business......"
Busy with official business, your uncle——
Before he could scold, Brother Bai slapped him in the face.
After a whirlwind, he crossed again-
This time, he wore the first half of the roll......
Prince Bo Lingjun sat up from the bed of the golden veil tent and roared urgently: "Come on, serve the food-"
Xiao Suizi, the personal eunuch, hurriedly ran over, knelt on the ground and shivered, looking at the face of his master Tieqing, tears were about to come out-
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is in a particularly bad mood today, and he doesn't know whether he is waiting for a good beating or a beheading!
Bo Lingjun also wondered, didn't the royal nobles respond to every call, and they came to reach out for food to open their mouths, why didn't they come to a meal.
After pondering for a long time, he racked his brains to change to an ancient accent: "Uh...... Father-in-law, this king wants to eat, thank you for your hard run, notify the kitchen...... Ah, no...... The imperial dining room prepares a large plate of chicken ......"
Oops, the world doesn't know if there is a big plate of chicken?
"Uh...... No, you don't need a large plate of chicken, it's just chicken...... Cooked, edible chicken is good...... Serve with a bowl of noodles...... Well, rice and steamed buns will work without noodles......"
Xiao Suizi's eyes widened, and he looked at him pitifully, and after a while, he snorted: "Your Highness, you want to eat!" ”
"Yes, yes, yes - you get it, that's good!"
"Slaves obey!" Xiao Suizi knocked down with a long head, jumped up and ran away.
Another little father-in-law immediately came up like a marquee.
"Your Highness, that ...... The little mongrel can't hold it anymore, and if he hangs it for a while, I'm afraid his life will be in danger! ”
Which little mongrel
Bo Lingjun's heart trembled-
OMG—What other little mongrel, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat......
"How long has it been since the Seven Princes of Dayan came to be protons?"
"One year!"
Hastily and hastily ...... Yes!
Bo Lingjun beat his chest and stomped - sure enough, sure enough, he hit the street everywhere he went-
TM's is late again, and he has dominated Li Hangxing for more than 300 days in a year...... Liang Zi has already grown up, and the evil cause is not only planted, but also a whole circle of annual rings has grown in his meow!
"Take me to see him—"
As soon as the door opened, a smell of blood came to my nose!
Bo Lingjun timidly restrained his footsteps - although he read ten lines at a glance in this book, he was still impressed by the cruel methods used on Li Hangxing in some of the original versions, and in the flash of light, countless thoughts flashed through his mind, making him ashamed.
But after thinking about it, Li Hangxing is not a good thing, coaxing the original version to do all the bad things, killing countless loyal ministers and good generals, implicating how many innocent people suffered, and finally destroying the country and slaughtering the city and killing the soldiers, it is also undoubtedly a pervert.
Such a scourge that brings calamity to the country and the people...... This, this, this......
He mustered up the courage to walk into the room, looked up, and let out a "gwitch" sound, almost not opening it......
The picture in front of me is too cruel - the impression of the domineering Li Hangxing is hanging on a beam, his hair is scattered, and he is covered in blood......
OMG - What kind of world is this, there is no most perverted only more perverted?
Bo Lingjun stretched out his twitching hand, pointed to a ball on the beam and roared, "Hurry up...... Let him down......"
Several little eunuchs rushed up, put Li Hangxing down with all their hands, and pulled a piece of clothing for him to drape on his body indiscriminately - sure enough, it was a women's dress!
Bo Lingjun covered his face with his hands, and it took a long time to calm down - looking at Li Hangxing's pale and weak face - he was still very young, only seventeen or eighteen years old, he was originally enjoying his ignorant youth, but he suffered this catastrophe, and it is strange that his psychology is not distorted and does not change his mind!
He was deeply in a dilemma: what to do, the little sapling has grown crooked, and in another ten years, he will lead troops south, destroy the country and slaughter the city, and toss himself like that......
In fact, in ten years, in another year or two, he will play with power, frame Zhongliang, tyrannize the people, and make the people feel panic......
"Your Highness—" The little eunuch looked at him for a long time and asked kindly, "Do you want to whip him??" ”
Bo Lingjun was stunned - what did the whip draw? What a whip.
Then, he blessed his soul and suddenly understood...... As soon as the original version was unhappy, he would take an iron whip and whip Li Hangxing, and after smoking, he would sprinkle salt on the wound...... Not only him, but even Li Hangxing, who was wilting on the ground, opened his eyes and glanced at him quickly-
At a glance, those eyes contained too many emotions: disgust, fear, humiliation, and the incisive twisted hatred that was exerted in the future!
A cold wind blew on Bo Lingjun's back:
I'm sorry protagonist, you have grown irreversibly, and I am still a good young man, just ushered in the second chance of life, I also want to work hard, lead the people of Daqi to be well-off, and then give birth to more than a dozen children, enjoy the joy of family, and die well.
It would be better if I could leave a good name in history!
And I hate you too, you just tortured me to death in the system bug, and killed a dozen innocent lives so cruelly......
So, I'm sorry, it's all your own fault!
"...... Him"
Seeing him speak, the little eunuchs all pricked up their ears, and some of them were already on tiptoe, ready to go to the kitchen to serve salt—
However, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince frowned, and his voice was sharp: "Poison him-''
The crowd shouted, "Huh? "A bang.
Li Hangxing's eyes were like copper bells, the corners of his mouth twisted, and he sneered bitterly......
Bo Lingjun was stared at by him and didn't dare to move: Big brother, I have no grievances with you, but who taught you to be a tyrant who destroys the country and slaughters the city, if you don't die, hundreds of thousands of people will die because of you in the future, you just go well, I hope you won't grow crooked in the next life!
Someone brought a small porcelain vase, broke Li Hangxing's mouth and poured it down—he did not resist, and his eyes were fixed on Bo Lingjun, as if he was going to spew out a raging fire and roast him dry.
Bright red blood slid down the wet corners of his mouth, and there was no trace of fear in his angry eyes, but Li Hangxing's expression was undoubtedly painful, unwilling, and resentful......
Hmmm – poignant!
The moment he fell, Bo Lingjun regretted it - what happened to him, isn't this the act of a murderer, everything has not happened yet, even if the other party is a scourge, he is not qualified to take people's lives so rashly!
Sure enough, the right is insane.
However, before he could shout: "Hurry up and save him!" ”
There was a familiar whirlwind, and he hung up again, hung up......