Chapter 1 Hitting the Street and Wearing Books
The Internet café was filled with smoke, and Bo Lingjun took off his headset, closed the game interface, and opened the book he was chasing......
This is a counterattack brainless and refreshing historical overhead text, which tells the story of the protagonist Li Xuanxin from a down-and-out prince who was hostage in the enemy country, humiliated, and desperate to counterattack all the way and become the first emperor of Dayan.
The text is divided into two volumes, the first volume focuses on describing the tragedy of the protagonist, the poison of the villain, the warmth of relatives and friends and childhood sweethearts, the world is cold, it may be too aggrieved to write, the author of the next volume suddenly stepped up, let the protagonist counterattack all the way to the sky, raise his eyebrows and dominate the mountains and rivers, torture the villains and traitors, and be happy.
The reason why this article attracts Bo Lingjun actually has little to do with the plot, it is entirely because the number one perverted villain in it, that is, the emperor of the enemy country, has the same name and surname as himself...... Maybe it's a bad taste!
Just saw the protagonist's soldiers after the counterattack approaching the city, breaking through the city gate, and capturing the villain for a rage, his eyes suddenly turned white, his hands and feet were paralyzed, and his heart trembled suddenly in his chest - when he picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, he found that he had not entered a drop of water for eight hours.
It's two o'clock in the middle of the night, the takeout has stopped, and there is nothing else at the bar except instant noodles and mineral water.
MMP, let's get up and eat, if you continue to consume it, you will die of hypoglycemia.
He put away his phone, lifted his buttocks, and glanced across the street at the 24-hour private room......
However, with a boom, the world swirled, and he only had time to imagine a large plate of fat and juicy chicken, and then he hung up, hung up......
Whoosh - two sounds, two figures appeared in front of him, one black and one white, and Bo Lingjun sat up in shock in his dying illness - is this the legendary black and white impermanence?
"Black and white impermanence" looked at his hungry blue eyes, and then at the emaciated corpse that was carried on a stretcher and pushed into the ambulance, and said shamefully and apologetically: "Sorry, man, we recognized the wrong person, but you are really hungry to the limit, your spiritual power is weak, and you can't return your soul!" ”
Recognize the wrong person? Spiritual weakness? Can't get your soul yet?
Nima pit father, Lao Tzu is only twenty years old, and he is still a budding kaolin flower, which was destroyed by you two dereliction of duty and disregard for human life.
Bo Lingjun snorted, and cold tears slid down: "Lao Tzu wants to eat a big plate of chicken, Lao Tzu wants my mother, Lao Tzu wants my father...... And my grandfather, my grandmother, my grandparents, my aunt, my uncle, my cousin, my little niece, ......"
Brother Hei covered his mouth: "Don't be quiet, don't be quiet, being known by the passing plane inspector, not only will you lose your soul, but we will also be doomed." ”
Brother Bai glanced at his washed white jeans and persuaded: "Brother, something has happened, we can only try to minimize the loss - you see, it's better to send you to another parallel world to resurrect your soul, and arrange an identity for you to hang the sky, so that you can sit in the world without any hard work, how about it?" ”
Seeing him nodding with tears in his eyes, the black and white brothers breathed a sigh of relief and removed the hand covering his mouth: "Brother, time is pressing, what else do you ask to say quickly!" ”
"I want to eat a big plate of chicken, I want to see my dad, my mother, my grandmother, my grandfather, my grandfather......"
"It's too late, it's too late, let's go quickly, go over there to eat, it's all jade plate delicacies!" Brother Bai interrupted him and slapped him in the face......
The golden light flashed in front of him, and the Internet café and black and white impermanence were gone-
Bo Lingjun only felt that the bones in his whole body were sore and his chapped lips were not a little water-
This is the legendary sequelae of the time-travel!
He opened his eyes and looked down at himself, and suddenly let out a roar of rage: "Liar—"
In the small ten-square-meter cell in the dark night, his limbs were tied up in black iron chains, which were propped up into a large character.
The body was covered with scars, and the thigh was particularly shocking...... At first glance, this body injury is three feet of ice, not a day's cold.
It's violent!
However, he didn't seem to feel anything, he didn't feel pain, he was numb all over his body, and it was difficult to move his fingers.
I said, "Is this paralyzed?"
MMP, black and white liar, get out of here, what do you say about owning the world, what about the jade plate delicacies you are talking about - Lao Tzu didn't even drink hot water, and he was crippled......
Just as he was about to wail, a man with a full beard came running in a panic, hurriedly shoved a pill into his mouth, and then smacked his chin, forcing him to grunt and swallow it.
"Your Majesty, Li Hangxing is here, this anesthetic can last half an hour - it's just a moment to start the punishment, you screamed miserably, the last time you hummed that few times it was too fake, which made Li Hangxing suspicious, and sent several imperial doctors to check, and it took a lot of effort for the ministers to fool the past......"
After speaking, he quickly exited the cell door and knelt down.
, Li Hangxing, Your Majesty - why are you so familiar with pinching?
Groove ~ Li Hangxing, Your Majesty - Isn't this the bridge section of "Li Hangxing, the First Emperor of the Ages"-
I rubbed it deeply, but I didn't wear the first half of the roll, but I wore the bottom half of the roll...... The point is, what kind of hard identity is this, if you want to sit in the world, you should dress as a protagonist, why do you want to dress as a perverted emperor who was destroyed by the protagonist.
Black and white old ghost, you two must not die well...... It is better to die than to live......
Although it is said that the street is hit everywhere you go, but you give Lao Tzu a chance to struggle and then pounce, I have never seen a crossing and immediately kicking his legs!
Thinking about it, there was a big battle outside, and more than a dozen palace maids and eunuchs walked to the door with one person in their arms - the person was wearing a purple and gold python robe, wearing a crown on his head, and a pair of black and gold dragon pattern boots, and paced into the cell proudly.
Bo Lingjun silently looked at the handsome face that had no opponent, and his heart was more bitter than Coptis chinensis -
In the first volume of the book, inexplicably jealous, the original Bo Lingjun humiliated the protagonist as a proton in every way, not only for a good meal for three days, but also often made him wear women's clothes, painted his eyebrows and sideburns in front of the public, and said unashamedly that the men in their country are all sissies!
Although I didn't see where the protagonist was, in a feudal patriarchal society, this is more uncomfortable than killing the head!
And so on, the iniquity is too numerous to mention......
Bo Lingjun looked up to the sky and sighed - evil, I actually saw the contrast cool, is this TM retribution......
But in the end, he was not the original owner of the atrocity, so why should he be tortured...... Heaven is unfair, black and white impermanence these two old liars!
The plot has been progressing rapidly, Li Hangxing pulled the chain hanging on his collarbone, and said fiercely: "Beast, are you comfortable?" ”
Can TM be comfortable, bloody and nonsensical, it hurts to look at it-
But fortunately, the conscientious tolerance gave him anesthetic, and he was like a doctor wielding a scalpel after being half-numbed, although it was terrible, but it was also very insensitive.
"Ahh
Thinking of the reminder of tolerance, he screamed in hindsight.
But obviously the acting skills are rusty, and the drama is not sensitive.
Li Hangxing pursed his lips dissatisfied, revealing a sickly smile with a twisted and cruel corner of his mouth......
Mom & Dad, Grandparents...... Help–
Ten million grass and mud horses rushed through his heart, he Bo Lingjun lived to be twenty years old, and he had never been stared at by such a perverted gaze, he was simply scared!
"Li Hangxing, I'm me, I'm ...... I can't stand you, it's my fault for all my mistakes, I'm just a ...... who has been scraped alive."
Under the other party's extremely coercive aura, his mentality completely collapsed, and he began to talk nonsense without choice -
Wait, a thousand cuts - this can't be said, there was this criminal law in ancient times, it was too cruel.
"No, no, no...... It's not a thousand cuts, I'm a perverted psychopathic sadist, I'm just a pig and a dog that is not as good as a beast and no one is stepping on it......"
He lifted his eyelids and peeked at Li Hangxing, the smile on the other party's face was even stronger, and he seemed to listen to it with relish-
I rely on - one is more perverted than the other, author Chicory, did you write a god horse monster?
It's a pity that he didn't finish the book, and he didn't know his final ending...... Look at this situation, it won't be good!
Li Hangxing...... Will you let me go...... Give me a good time...... Roll ...... Although I treated you badly in the past, I also helped you succeed out of brotherly morality, and protected you when you were bullied and persecuted by others......"
These feats are all true, but the original version did these things with the intention of cultivating a puppet emperor for the enemy country! As a result, it was self-defeating, and the tiger returned to the mountain, but instead cultivated an aggressor for himself!
Li Hangxing seemed to be smiling, and said softly: "This is begging for mercy?" ”
What a warm smile - if the eyes weren't so scarlet, it would be like a spring breeze -
However, in Bo Lingjun's opinion, this is simply a fierce god!
"Ask for ...... Please...... Give me a good time...... I ......"
"Why didn't you give me a good time when I begged you?"
Poof-Li Hangxing pulled out the scimitar inserted in his right leg, and deliberately picked it up!
This time Bo Ling didn't scream anymore - it was so miserable that he felt the flesh on his legs pound in the air!
After a few plops, the palace maids and eunuchs outside the door knelt down one after another, begging Li Hangxing to let the old master go-
The old lord - it turns out that these people used to be by their side!
Li Hangxing waved his long sleeves: "Correct the law on the spot!" ”
Jin Wuwei walked up, his hand raised and fell, and he immediately wailed......
Bo Lingjun's compassionate conscience suddenly rose, and he overcame fear: "Li Hangxing, you brute-you just kill me, what are you doing killing them-"
Bright red blood, cold knives, and hungry thorns burning in his stomach made his eyes white.
Tears poured down - he had never seen such a tragic picture, the feudal society was too vicious, how could human life be treated as a mustard......
Li Hangxing looked at him intently, his eyes flashed with a crazy light, the corners of Yin Hong's mouth twitched, and he let out a sneer: "Beast, think about how many palace maids and eunuchs you tortured and killed with your own hands at the beginning, what's wrong now, aren't you excited when you see blood—isn't this blood red enough, not bright enough, not enough?" What are you crying about, huh? ”
Fuck, pervert, I'm not playing with you, it's not a rank!
Bo Lingjun gritted his teeth ruthlessly and poofed......
Nima pits daddy!
Pain Pain –
OMG bites his tongue and kills himself!
As his consciousness gradually blurred, he heard Li Hangxing loudly order the imperial doctor, saying that he must be revived......