Because His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said that he would only return after the third watch when he left, Li Hangxing didn't expect his dinner.

He was lying alone in bed in a daze, and he didn't seem to be in a good mood.

Bo Lingjun took a bowl of noodles in, pinched his throat and said, "Your Highness the Seventh, I'm here, don't look back!" ”

Li Hangxing really didn't look back, but he was very excited to see the carp's upright movements.

"Your Highness the Seventh, I cooked you a bowl of noodles, let's make do with it."

"Thank you, sister."

These four words came out of Li Hangxing's throat, and they were so sweet that they could squeeze out honey.

Bo Lingjun's body was shocked, and the flesh on his thighs jumped suddenly-I'll go, the contrast is too great, and the pervert is fine!

He blindfolded Li Hangxing and led him to the table to feed noodles.

The other party was snoring and snoring, and almost didn't eat his hand with chopsticks.

After feeding, he realized in frustration: do less!

Although you are still growing your body, you can't eat this way, in case you get lucky in the future, who will save your harem of three thousand?

"Sister, if you have the chance, let's go to the street market in Jimo together—"

What a great idea!

After coming for so long, except for the East Palace, the Chaotang and the Fengyi Palace, he has not seen the prosperous state of Jimo Capital!

But the protagonist, isn't this a date invitation?

Brother, I haven't dated yet, and the first time I was asked was you, a cold-blooded killer?

Mom, when he thought of Li Hangxing's appearance of holding a scimitar, he was coveted again...... It's too heavy!

"Well, yes! It's just that you're locked up here, so what's the chance? ”

Li Hangxing lowered his head and looked gloomy: "If my sister is willing, I have my own way to go out......"

Oh, the main character, are you going to fly with me?

was locked in the East Palace for a whole year, Li Hangxing has not never gone out, he is a practicing family, and he can fly the eaves and walk the wall, so he can often run out to meet Yan Guo and his old lover privately with the title of hostage.

Lao Tzu sees that you are spring-hearted, and you want to kidnap me out and push me down!

"Sister need not be afraid—although I am not a gentleman, I will not take advantage of others—I am full of gratitude to my sister, and there is no blasphemy!"

You are quite sincere, and you know that you are not a gentleman, but as a man, Bo Lingjun knows that the meaning of this passage is equivalent to: If I don't go in, I will rub it......

"Uh......"

"My sister still doesn't believe me!"

It's not that he doesn't believe it, but he's a little scared - Bo Lingjun looked at the protagonist's solemn pursed lips, his heart was crossed, and he agreed: "Okay!" ”

As soon as the good words came out, he immediately regretted it......

For the protagonist, this is going to be online dating, it's not terrible to be ugly, what to do if you grow the wrong gender, what to do if you grow into the wrong gender and look like an enemy?

But, Lao Tzu wants to see the Jimo street scene so much, it's a big deal to be a women's clothing boss!

"Your Highness the Seventh, when are we going?"

It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, and today is good.

Li Hangxing said: "After I meet with the Yan State Mission, find a way to go out with my sister!" ”

Are you sure?

Given what happened during the meeting, I'm afraid you won't be in a good mood by then!

Then I thought: Alas, it doesn't matter!

Anyway, I'm going to abuse you lightly for this travel plan!

……

In a blink of an eye, on the third day, the East Palace was full of lights, and it was very lively, and most of the court officials who wanted to pong the prince's golden thigh came to cheer, and the Dayan delegation was flattered.

Bo Lingjun was wearing a graceful and luxurious prince's dress, full of spring breeze, pushing the cup and changing the lamp.

The hall was lively, sycophants and compliments flew together, and ridicule and worship were overflowing.

No wonder they all have to be emperors, just listening to this hypocritical and lengthy praise is refreshing enough!

Li Hangxing was arranged on his side, wearing the dress of the prince of the Great Yan Kingdom, with a natural protagonist face, standing out from the crowd, but it was a pity that he ...... In a few minutes, the villain will tear his nobility and dignity, crush and ravage under his feet......

"Your Highness the Seven-" Bo Lingjun began to perform.

Li Hangxing turned his head and looked at him cautiously.

I'm sorry protagonist, I'm going to play a rogue ~ hooligan!

"Come, wait for the king to take off his boots......"

In order to show a slightly drunk appearance, Bo Lingjun really drank two pots of wine - how could he be born with an amazing amount of alcohol, and he felt guilty, and the wine he poured down turned into a deep ~ urine ~ meaning ~ squeezing ~ pressing ~ bladder ~ bladder.

Nima, I want to pee ~ at a critical moment!

Li Xuanxing frowned slightly, glanced at the people in the hall, and said softly: "Your Highness is drunk!" ”

"I'm not drunk—come—" As he spoke, he raised his leg sideways, put his foot directly on Li Hangxing's shoulder, and said with a grin: "What's the matter, the night pot is poured, and the boots can't be taken off?" ”

Vomit - why am I so obscene!

Shameful......

Li Hangxing finally couldn't hold back anymore, and said crampedly: "Your Highness is laughing!" ”

Boom - His Royal Highness the Crown Prince kicked his leg and kicked the protagonist to the ground, and he was still angry, jumping over and kicking the other party's dinner table!

Bo Lingjun gritted his teeth and burst into tears——

Oh...... Did the old man's lid collapse into a comminuted fracture?

Sure enough, hitting the street everywhere is hitting the street, kicking over a table can be glorious!

There's no way, at this juncture, the play has to go on!

He could already see the scarlet in the protagonist's eyes mixed with humiliation and anger, and the strong young man on the side of the Great Yan Mission who stood up angrily.

"Li Hangxing, this king is called to take off his boots, don't you understand people's words?"

The protagonist's dark eyes flashed, and soon fell, revealing an almost distorted despair - he did not give in, and said in a deep voice: "Forgive me! ”

Yo, it's pretty stubborn!

Bo Lingjun held back a soak of urine, and said the following lines without care: "It's just a barbarian who drinks blood, what kind of prince does he ......?"

Speaking of this, he lifted his eyelids and looked at the indignant Kim Il-pan.

Rush duck, brother!

Break this deadlock, deliver your indignant patriotic speech, and drag Li Hangxing to the corner to conspire with brotherhood!

The eyebrows flew and danced for a while, but the other party was just indignant and did not move.

And on his side, because the following lines are really uncivilized, he has a dry mouth, a red face and a thick neck!

Your uncle, you have to say something more disgusting to you before you come out, what kind of self-cultivation are you, are you still not a master?

"Ahem......"

"End...... What kind of prince shelf...... Little bastard, do you want Lao Tzu to stuff you back to your mother's place and rebuild it? ”

"Gross-"

Disgusting to the limit - this time he really vomited, vomited himself, and the little eunuchs hurriedly came up to clean up, and he waved his hand anxiously and blasted down.

Fuck, what the hell, Brother Jin Riyan, you haven't come up yet, you see that your face is crooked, everything that should be said has been said, if you don't come up, you belong to the eighth king?

Li Hangxing lowered his head and said nothing, his fists clenched, and his knuckles were blue.

After the calf, what do you have to hate yourself, Bo Lingjun seemed to hear the sound of the scimitar picking up the flesh and bones.

After a moment of stalemate, he finally realized in his heart: it turned out that he had to "speak wantonly" to trigger Jin Ilyan's mechanism.

However, the following lines are all greetings to other people's mothers, and they are quite vulgar and obscene.

The corners of Bo Lingjun's mouth twitched, and his face turned red......

No—it can't be, he can't do it, and he can't do it, and he won't do it when he dies.

Forget it, it's out!

"Kim Il-pan—"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince let out a roar of rage, and the air was buzzing.

Jin Ilyan opened his mouth stupidly, as if he couldn't believe that the prince of Daqi had named him.

Look at your lost color, can Li Hangxing still count on you, can my hot mom still rely on you.

"You get out of here for this king!"

"Huh?"

Jin Ilyan's face was shocked just now, but now it is terrifying.

Everyone cast sympathetic eyes on him, and everyone inevitably wanted to be crooked, feeling that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was tired of bullying Li Hangxing, who was submissive, and wanted to challenge Jin Riyan, who was a wild wolf in the north.

Even Jin Riyan himself misunderstood, so his brows twisted into twists, and he tried his best to forbear: "Your Highness forgives your sins, minister...... Clumsy hands and feet, do not serve......"

No, can Lao Tzu take a fancy to you?

"Come up to this king and pull the Seven Highnesses into the corner...... Study hard...... The number of your great swallows! ”

OMG, Lao Tzu wants to go to the toilet!

The protagonist, the protagonist's right and left hand, this NPC can only help you get this far!

Finish the show!

He dragged his bruised knees and limped to the latrine, and more than a dozen little eunuchs hulala surrounded him, and the stars and moons covered his swollen face and apologies.

When he came back, he was gone.

By the time they returned to their positions, a firm tacit understanding had been reached on their faces.