Chapter 11 Hit the board
The next morning, the emperor looked at him limping and let out the first ridicule since the meeting: "Heh! ”
Rub, how can you be a father like this, seeing your son lame, ignoring and enjoying a group - sure enough, the formation of metamorphosis is closely related to the original family!
"Father, yesterday's recital, the sons and ministers have all watched it, and there are three things in total......"
"I heard that when you hosted the Great Yan Mission yesterday, you humiliated their Seventh Highness?"
I'm trying to keep him motivated, you know?
"Erchen is drunk and out of shape, and Erchen is panicking!"
"Shameless and obscene, beasts are not as good as-"
OMG, this voice shook the sky, and the aftermath lingered for a long time.
Bo Lingjun's ears were ringing, and the two trembled...... It was only now that he remembered that in order to prevent the impact on the diplomatic relations between the two countries, the Emperor of Daqi slapped the crown prince fifty boards in public, and specially invited the Dayan delegation to come and watch.
Isn't it that the punishment can't be punished by the sergeant, and the dignified prince still has to be spanked?
Whoop - I still have to go to Jimo Street to see the scenery, I have to feed the protagonist, and I have to ......
"Come on, pull it outside the court, and scold twenty people!"
Twenty - I heard you right, isn't it fifty?
A group of Jin Wuwei came up, dragged him out of the main hall, through the court, and was dragged outside the court in full view of everyone, picking up his clothes and hitting the board!
Although the quantity has been discounted by half, the quality is still excellent.
Plate to meat, hot and sour!
Bo Lingjun grinned in pain, and he had to pretend to be righteous and heroic in front of more than fifty Dayan envoys, and finally his teeth were about to be crushed to survive this terrible torture.
The original version, you are awesome, how long can you live under the fifty big boards, and you have a good physique!
After beating the board, he was carried back to the court by two eunuchs and stood at the front, so that the civil and military officials could look at his bloody buttocks.
The emperor was very satisfied, the corners of his mouth curved upward, and his voice was like a bell: "Rebel, if you dare to offend the seven princes of Dayan, I will kill you in court!" ”
, Emperor Dad, do you think that if you sell your son to seek glory, you will be able to curry favor with Emperor Dayan, do you know how these Dayan envoys will add oil and vinegar to talk about you-especially your little rival Jin Riyan?
"The son is frightened, please forgive your father!"
He fell to his knees covetously, feeling like his ass was no longer his own.
"Come on, pull the prince down and ground him in the East Palace!"
In full view of everyone, Bo Lingjun was dragged out of the court like a dead dog by Jin Wuwei......
Because he couldn't even take the foot, and it was indecent to lie on the stretcher, he had to be taken over by his personal guards and dragged all the way back to the East Palace.
As soon as he saw Li Hangxing, he was at a loss.
It is written in the book that after the original version was beaten half to death, he became angry and ordered someone to hang Li Hangxing, and smoked fifty boards raw, and the flesh and blood of the beating were blurred, and he passed out......
Well, I almost crippled the protagonist, no wonder the ending was so miserable!
Tut-tut, this world is so perverted!
How to maintain this perverted image, this is a difficult problem -
How to continue to feed the protagonist, this is the second question -
How to run out with the protagonist to see the street scene, this is the third question -
How can you be under the same roof with the protagonist without showing traces...... This is the number one problem...... Uh, that's back to the first question!
In the blink of an eye, two or three imperial doctors came, looked at him and asked, smacking their lips around his miserable ass......
Li Hangxing hid aside, his expression was indifferent, and his eyes showed a fierce light.
I don't know what the original version thought, I hate Li Hangxing so much, I should let him get away, why do you have to stay under your nose?
Bo Lingjun only felt that his buttocks were cold and numb, and his face couldn't help but flush.
The protagonist, what kind of eyes are you, Lao Tzu is just a luo, neither warped nor twisted, as for disgusting you like this?
"Ladies and gentlemen...... Tai Doctor? Do you have a good plan for this king's injury? ”
MMP - at least cover up Lao Tzu, is there any medical ethics?
"Your Highness, this injury is only in the flesh and skin, and it can be healed by applying plasters for more than ten days, but it's just ......"
The second imperial physician continued: "It's just that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is corrupt and wet, and the pulse is not bound, the governor is promoted and demoted, and the yang flies and the yin goes, so it is ...... to be lewd ~ overflow ~ and not accept it."
Nima, I don't understand!
"Uh...... Doctor, please speak up. ”
The third doctor acted as a translator: "Your Highness indulges ~desire~ excessively, is weak, and is tortured, if you do not control sexual intercourse, I am afraid that the disease will be ...... deeply"
I said, do you mean that my kidneys ~ are you missing? I Bo Lingjun dragon spirit tiger fierce, dragon horse spirit, dragon and tiger leap...... Ahem, I made evil, I lost my kidney at the age of eighteen, Lao Tzu is still a national treasure Tren Suna, ah-what a painful realization!
Well, wait?
A golden light flashed in front of him...... The first problem solves the bird!
"Your Highness the Seventh - come!"
He stretched out his trembling hand to Li Hangxing, and the other party rolled his eyes and reluctantly moved over, like a stiff telephone pole.
"Did you hear what the Imperial Doctor said?"
The dark eyes lifted up and glanced at him in bewilderment......
I'm afraid, brother, I'm going to get you out!
"I heard that the women of your Yan Kingdom are strong and energetic, and they are the best targets for collecting yin and replenishing yang?"
Vomit –
The people around him were all holding back their vomiting, Bo Lingjun's old face was hot, only Li Hangxing's face was as usual, and his eyes were still a little alert when he looked at him.
"Go ahead, get some serious goods for this king!"
This requirement was indeed mentioned in the original version, but only after he ascended the throne as emperor...... I don't know which traitor's nonsense I heard, saying that the women of Yan Country have a special physique and can pick yin to supplement yang-
At that time, Li Hangxing wanted to tie up with the original version, so as to use the national strength of Daqi to compete for the throne with his six elder brothers, so he agreed.
However, because he was far away from his homeland and did not have a strong background strength, he wasted his boss and bought ten Yanguo women from major music workshops and packed them to the original.
And in the process, he developed two epic romances, and easily accepted two members of the harem who were both beautiful and artistic.
This is the benefit of holding the script of the big male protagonist, and we cannons dare not covet it......
However, through this reason, the protagonist can be allowed to leave under his nose, and then find an opportunity for him to slowly move out of the East Palace......
In order to prevent the collapse of the play, Bo Lingjun withstood the surging shame in his heart and continued to add: "Ten young and beautiful Yan women with pure blood of more than three generations, no more than eighteen years old......"
In his meticulous narration, Li Hangxing frowned slightly, and a trace of embarrassment flashed in his eyes.
At the end, he made a hard task: "Don't come back if you can't get it together!" ”
Although the protagonist is very reluctant to be hostage in the Qi State, this is a diplomatic issue between countries after all, and it is not subject to his own will - so Bo Lingjun is not worried at all that he will take the opportunity to run home.
Seeing that Li Hangxing was in great difficulty and had to accept the task, Bo Lingjun fell to the ground with a stone in his heart.
However, he couldn't bear it after all, and took a large amount of money from the prince's private treasury and handed it to Li Hangxing to ease the difficulty of some tasks.
ProtagonistI'm sorry, but I have to send you away for a while in order to sort out the reality and determine where the future holds.
In addition to hard work, maybe you can harvest two beautiful daughters-in-law, which can be regarded as a win-win situation!
The protagonist had no choice but to accept the order, promising to set off to find beauty within three days, and went back to the room to pack his luggage.
After solving the big problem of his henchmen, his mood suddenly improved, and as soon as he was in a good mood, his brain also turned rapidly.
What is overindulgence and physical weakness?
"Three doctors, who called you over?"
The three imperial doctors blushed, "Your Highness, it was His Majesty who ordered me to come and ......."
Oh, Emperor Dad, it turns out that it's your moth again, isn't it cool to say that your son can't do it?
"Xiao Suizi - find out the dark iron dragon bone umbrella that the Great Yan Mission gave to this king, seal it, and give it to my father."
"Your Highness, there are two Xuantie Dragon Bone Umbrellas, and the Dayan Mission has already dedicated one to Your Majesty......"
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince gritted his teeth and said: "It's okay, good things come in pairs, give this king's to my father and make a pair!" ”
Xiao Suizi didn't dare to refute, and went down hesitantly.
The three imperial doctors began to clean his wounds, apply medicines and prescribe prescriptions, and quoted scriptures, and persuaded him endlessly to cultivate his self-cultivation and put an end to ~room~ things!
Nima, Lao Tzu is dead, repair a hammer!
Xiao Suizi came back after sealing the gift, and said, "Your Highness, please inscribe a congratulatory message!" ”
Do you have to write a congratulatory message to give a gift?
Just my two dog crawling words, writing them out is to announce to the emperor: I am not your son!
"Well, this king is in poor health, I'm afraid that the pen and ink are messy, and he is disrespectful to his father...... In this way, you go to His Highness the Seventh and ask him to ghostwrite......"
The protagonist, if there is a pot, let's carry it together.
"Just write: Blessing is like the East China Sea, Shoubi Nanshan!"
Emperor Dad, I hope you can understand the mystery of "if you don't lift it, it will be a sunny day" one day!
After a while, Xiao Suizi showed him Li Hangxing's congratulatory message - it was indeed the first emperor of the ages, and the words were written with dragons and phoenixes, and they were domineering.
Bo Lingjun wrinkled his nose, pit father, in this world, he has degenerated into half illiterate!
I have to find a teacher to make up for my cultural knowledge!