Chapter 12 The first problem is solved
The next day, the emperor and queen who had been looking back for a long time suddenly visited the East Palace together, and in front of Bo Lingjun's sickbed, Queen Hot Mom cried bitterly and complained: "My son, how can you do such a ridiculous thing, then Li Hangxing is the seventh prince of Dayan, even if you are not favored by Emperor Dayan, you can't act recklessly?" ”
The emperor's father didn't say a word, the corners of his mouth curved upward, and he was very happy to see his lying figure.
I rub ...... Perverted!
Bo Ling wept bitterly: "Father, mother, the sons are confused for a while, and the sons are panicked!" ”
The emperor's dragon eyes rolled and glanced at him, as if he believed it or not.
Queen Spicy Mom sighed, patted him on the forehead and said: "Those who respect others will always respect them, and those who love others will always love them - as a prince, you must behave in moderation, so disrespectful to others, will anyone respect you in the future!" ”
Bo Lingjun nodded and tugged at the fig leaf on his buttocks - probably for fear of covering the wound, this cloth was designed to be a bit ventilated.
The emperor's father snorted softly, and the smile held at the corner of his mouth finally cracked like a ripe pistachio:
"Hahaha......"
"The Seven Princes of Dayan can't live in your East Palace!"
Yes, yes, Emperor Dad, you can take him away, I have to play hooligan and feed him next to him, it's really embarrassing!
"I have already issued an order to let him move to Qiwu Palace!"
What, Qiwu Palace-Dad, you are really confident in your honey, you are not afraid that you will be deducted from the green hat...... Oh, by the way, there are so many princesses, aren't you afraid to be a grandfather and a father?
"Uh...... Sons obey the holy commandment! ”
Alas, I can't control it, anyway, your country is Li Hangxing's, what can't you give up a concubine and daughter!
Maybe if you give birth to a good daughter, Li Hangxing will open the net and not dig your grave to dig your grave!
Knowing this, he didn't send Li Hangxing to find a beauty, but fortunately he didn't leave, and it's too late to take it back now.
It's just that the money given to him can be returned......
Seeing that he was well-behaved and obedient, the emperor was very happy, and immediately rewarded him with more than a dozen beauties, and then talked bitterly about the truth, and then went back with the reluctant hot mother queen.
That night, Li Hangxing, who was about to move out, came to resign.
Bo Lingjun knew that the perverted character could not collapse too quickly, so he took the opportunity to ridicule him, and sent out his contempt in foul language, which made Li Hangxing so angry that his face was red and his hands and feet twitched!
After Li Hangxing left, he was bored alone, and all he had in his mind were the beauties that the emperor gave him.
The night is long, and the future is uncertain - which man doesn't want to have three thousand beauties.
However, after all, he has a modern education, and his respect for women and his yearning for sacred marriage make him have to be critical of the status of women in this world.
Even if Lao Tzu wears it on a pervert, he won't let his personality sink!
Alas, forget it, the object can be found, but it must be respectful, loved, and respected.
Otherwise, as cannon fodder, what else is there to be proud of in this life?
It's hard to imagine how boring an otaku is in a world without the Internet, he doesn't eat chicken and masturbation, and he doesn't want to mess with flowers and grass, the most uncomfortable thing is that you know that there are many beautiful young ladies around you, and you can get it at your fingertips, but you just can't cross that moral boundary.
Moments later, Bo Lingjun almost went mad in the midst of a brutal battle of ideas.
MMP, no, Lao Tzu has to find something to do, this East Palace is a Pandora's box, there are too many temptations, and it is dangerous to open it!
Especially when those palace people respectfully call "His Royal Highness the Prince", it can simply make people swell to the point of madness.
He suddenly and urgently wanted to escape, even if it was only for a few minutes, so that Lao Tzu could go out to breathe.
Then, he remembered the agreement between the palace maid and the protagonist - Jimo is a prosperous capital, the book says that there is no curfew here, the streets are lit up all night, the warblers sing and dance in the music square, and there are many snacks in the downtown area......
At the thought of snacks, his stomach growled a little uncontrollably.
It would be nice to be able to go out on the street - but I'm a newcomer, and I don't dare to go out rashly.
It would be nice to be able to go out on the street with the protagonist - like a dorm buddy visiting the night market, how free-spirited!
It's a pity that people invited the palace maid's sister, not His Royal Highness the Prince!
A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in my mind:
That's right, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is a role he plays, and so is the "palace maid sister", just with Lao Tzu's divine acting skills, this Lori tough guy's voice can switch freely, why can't one person play two roles, insulting ~ insulting and flirting at the same time!
Just do it!
He put on his pants with difficulty, got up from the bed, and walked towards Li Hangxing's bedroom with coquettish steps......
Before entering, he specially sent Xiao Suizi to see Li Hangxing's state - to confirm that he was lying face in, before pushing the door in.
"Your Highness the Seventh, don't look back, it's me!"
Li Hangxing was a carp again, trembling with joy.
"Sister, I'm waiting for you!"
As the emperor's son, everyone is the same loneliness!
"I heard you're moving out tomorrow......"
You're about to open your arms to welcome the entire Great Qi harem, are you going to fly out with Lao Tzu to see the street scene?
"Sister, today is Daughter's Day, let's go to Jimo Market to have a look, shall we?"
The protagonist is awesome, you just say you can go without procrastination - but what about Lao Tzu's ass?
After hesitating for a moment, his heart still flew over the palace wall and went straight to Jimo Market.
"Good! You wait for me, I'll go change my clothes...... Ahh ”
Li Hangxing was drunk by him, and his head was slightly sideways, and only half of his side face was exposed, with a high nose bridge and heavy eyelashes under the lamp.
Bo Lingjun was apprehensive, and ran all the way back to the prince's bedroom with small steps, "Little Suizi, go get a women's dress to ......"
Xiao Suizi is blessed to the soul: His Royal Highness the Seventh is moving away, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is going to relive the old dream of wantonly bullying him!
But to be honest, the Seventh Highness is really looking good when she wears women's clothes!
Xiao Suizi eagerly searched for clothes, and after a while, he brought more than a dozen women's clothes, all of which were bright red and purple, bright and bright.
"Your Highness, this is the one often worn by His Royal Highness the Seventh, and the embroidery lady just made it!"
WTF - looking at the bewitching red yarn, Bo Lingjun was shocked - this TM is not ......
He suppressed his anger and patiently explained: "Don't want this, but ...... Normal clothes, conservative style, not too flashy, huh...... Size...... Suits me! ”
Xiao Suizi was stunned, and it took a long time to relieve: it turned out that he was going to reverse the string - His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is really good at playing!
Bo Lingjun was stared at by him, his face was hot, and his heart was very impatient.
Fortunately, it didn't take long for Xiao Suizi to take back a white women's dress, with a simple style and a simple style.
Bo Lingjun gave a thumbs up in his heart, quickly changed it, and asked the palace maid to comb a new hairstyle for himself, apply a little powder, put a heavy veil on his face, and endure the dull pain in his buttocks to find Li Hangxing.
The First Emperor of the Ages was still in a daze facing the wall, and when he heard him come in, he was very excited: "Sister is ready?" ”
"Ahh
Bo Lingjun checked up and down - he didn't expect that he was slender, except for being slightly tall, he didn't have any sense of disobedience when he wore women's clothes.
Thankfully, the original version has a beautiful body and a handsome face.
With his own soul, I don't know if I can charm a few young ladies!
Li Hangxing asked, "Can I turn around?" ”
"Uh......" He was still a little weak-hearted: "Okay-"
OMG protagonist, you won't recognize me, will you, you won't beat me to death, right?
In a state of anxiety, Li Hangxing had already turned his face, his gaze first wandered around him, and then slowly turned back to his face, looking at his eyes a little timidly......
After more than ten seconds, the bright golden light reached the bottom of the eyes, and the protagonist began to smile toothily, and his eyebrows were beating with a breathless surprise!
Bo Lingjun was stunned for a moment - MMP, where was the protagonist an immortal in your last life, how could you cultivate so annoying!
Li Hangxing said movingly: "My sister's eyes are so beautiful......"
It's nothing compared to your harem!
"The Seventh Highness is beautiful!"
"Huh...... I'm a man, what's the use of beauty? ”
It's useful, it's useful, you'll know when you throw off your arms and take the harem!
It's a pity that Lao Tzu is not a woman, otherwise you can drop it if you take it in!
Li Hangxing took a few steps forward, grabbed his hand, and said, "Let's go."
Groove ...... As soon as you come up, you will hold your little hand, you kid is very anxious!
Bo Lingjun grinned and shook it back generously......
Ok, good, good! The muscles are knotted, and the bones are evenly stopped - it is really a good hand to cut the thigh!
He rubbed his hand with an exploratory mind, causing the owner of the hand to laugh.
"Sister wants to crush my hand?"
How do you know - Lao Tzu not only wants to crush it, but also wants to chop it down and stew it in soup!
"Sorry...... It's a big deal! ”
"Has my sister ever treated other men like this?"
Bo Lingjun's body was shocked, his old face turned red, and his buttocks had a dull pain: "Uh......"
Li Hangxing's eyes dimmed, "It seems that my sister is also a veteran?" ”
, veteran?
Compared with you, Lao Tzu is a blank piece of paper, okay!
You say that a veteran is a veteran, and a man's self-confidence must be properly hit, otherwise it will develop into narcissism in the blink of an eye.
"Let's go, Your Highness Seven, take me fly-"
Hearing this, a bright smile crept back into Li Hangxing's eyes, and he jumped up and down leading him out of the door, like a child leading his partner to steal candy to eat......