Chapter Seventy-Nine: Cheng Xiang (Asking for Recommendation Votes)
Diao Chan is coming!
Yu Zhiqian was very excited in his heart, but as a prince, the heir of the empire, and a great traverser, how could he be moved by a little beauty.
Although Yu Zhiqian's eyebrows were raised lightly at this time, the corners of his mouth were raised, his little feet were weighed, and his eyes were filled with joy, anyone with a discerning eye could see that Yu Zhiqian should be in a good mood at this time, but this was not because of Diao Chan, but because of a wisp of white clouds that had just drifted by, well, that's the case, you have to believe it!
"Ahem, that Wansan, go and clean up the courtyard where Lu Bu lives, by the way, the two wings that Lu Bu's sister and parents have cleaned up separately, they must be clean and tidy, and you can't lose etiquette, you know?"
After Yu Zhiqian finished speaking, he hummed a little song in his mouth, ready to leave, Diao Chan, one of the four beauties, it shouldn't be ugly!
"Your Highness, the notice of the shop ......"
"Let Zhang Zhan write, by the way, write it clearly, the original price is one hundred taels, do you know? Now it's a five-percent discount, and this kind of discount should be highlighted, so that people feel that they have lost fifty taels if they don't buy it! (The previous BUG, one hundred is equal to one tael, changed back!) οΌ
"But, Your Highness, is this, this a deception?" Shen Wansan blushed and said, ancient people were still more honest, unlike modern times, to engage in a Double Eleven or something, some unscrupulous merchants raised prices and lowered prices, and played thieves!
Or like some unscrupulous authors, claiming to have two changes a day, one change of 2,000 words, and two changes of 4,000 words, many readers still buy it, but some conscientious authors are chasing and scolding every day for one change of four thousand words!
"Whoa!"
Looking at the back of Shen Wansan leaving, Yu Zhiqian suddenly felt a little lonely, such a big East Palace, when he felt lonely, there was no one majestic to rely on, it was too difficult for him!
"Your Highness!"
Just when Yu Zhiqian returned to his bedroom, a sweet cry came, and when he turned his head, he saw the master walking in front of Yu Zhiqian with a smile and giving a salute.
"Master, it's just in time, just give it to the palace!"
"Whoa!"
This girl called Shishi is also good-looking, but Yu Zhiqian has not found a suitable reason to push it down, and now it seems to be a good opportunity, Yu Zhiqian's mind can't help but start to become active, he has been in ancient times for so long, it seems that he has not opened meat ......
Yu Zhiqian lay comfortably on the bed, ready to enjoy it, too tired, really tired, if he could, Yu Zhiqian really didn't want to be tossed again, but when he thought of another time in three years, he couldn't help but feel a little desperate.
"Your Highness, how is this strength!"
"Well, it's a little heavier, Master, it's been no problem with you, what's your full name!"
"Your Highness, the slave's surname is Li!"
"Master Li?"
"Hmm!"
"That's a good name! Yu Zhiqian screamed comfortably, but did not react.
"Your name is Master Li?"
"Your Highness?"
Master Li was taken aback by Yu Zhiqian's sudden convulsions, and looked at Yu Zhiqian with some nervousness.
Yu Zhiqian immediately got up, stared at Master Li, looked up and down, overall it was really good, the willow had a thin waist and willow eyebrows, and what do you want.
"Not bad, not bad!" Yu Zhiqian suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed Master Li's little hand, it was really very soft, worthy of Master Li, he just didn't know the technique, cough cough cough......
"Your Highness, Your Highness!"
Just when Yu Zhiqian was about to take it a step further, stretch out his evil hand to the legendary holy mountain, and was about to use his peerless whip to delve into some issues, Shen Wansan's voice of killing pigs came from outside the door!
"Your Highness, Your Highness, General Cheng has been challenged!"
Shen Wansan stood at the door and yelled, dissipating all the atmosphere and faint hormones created before, Yu Zhiqian could only withdraw his little hand in embarrassment, and Master Li also blushed and hid aside.
"Get in!"
If there was a knife, now Yu Zhiqian wanted to cut Shen Wansan off, but Shen Wansan didn't notice that he seemed to have made a big mistake, and after walking in, he said with a smile on his face: "Your Highness, Your Highness, General Cheng Bites Jin, Cheng Guogong was challenged by General Xing Daorong!" β
βwhat fuckοΌβ
When Yu Zhiqian heard the news, he directly puffed out pure and low Chinese English, Cheng Yanjin and Xing Daorong fought?
"Your Highness's words are right!" Shen Wansan slapped a sycophant silently.
"Let's talk about it, what happened, who is Xing Daorong, and why did he challenge General Cheng!"
"Your Royal Highness, after the end of the festival, there is usually a part of the martial arts, but it was later canceled, but the rule of fighting generals has been handed down, as long as the end of the festival within three days, the generals can challenge each other, and the person who wins in the end can win the title of general! This is how Cheng Guogong's general won from General Xing Daorong! β
"...... "What is this, Yu Zhiqian's mind is a little confused.
"Where is the heart of the army?"
"Near the Dianjiangtai in front of the palace gate, the temporary school field, the highlight is usually on the third day, and His Majesty will watch it in person at that time, it seems that General Xing didn't hold back!"
"Then what do you tell me to do!" Yu Zhiqian held back his anger, Yu Zhiqian didn't care about Qin Qiongzhan's second master or Cheng Biting Jin beating Xing Daorong, he just wanted to sleep with his sister in his arms.
"Didn't His Highness say that he wanted to see what Cheng Xiang looked like? Cheng Guogong went to war, Cheng Xiang should ......"
"Let's go, let's take a look!"
Yu Zhiqian got up helplessly, the atmosphere was gone, and it was impossible to continue, so he could only wait for the next opportunity, glared at Shen Wansan viciously, quickly got dressed, and rushed towards the school grounds.
"Do you see it, that's the prince's divine beast, what is it called the two-wheeled heaven-swallowing beast......"
"That's the legendary Hot Wheels!"
"It should be, you see it's just two wheels!"
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Yu Zhiqian rode a bicycle out of the house, and immediately surrounded by a group of onlookers, Yu Zhiqian riding a tricycle picture, after the good things of the people of Chang'an word of mouth, has now become His Royal Highness the Prince riding a divine beast, many people who do not know the truth want to pay homage to the divine beast, have to the East Palace around the onlookers.
No matter how thick-skinned Yu Zhiqian is, he can't hang it a little, this thing is a bicycle, not a mythical beast, and Hot Wheels, I've read too many novels, is there a god list in this era? How do these people know what Hot Wheels are?
When Yu Zhiqian came to the school grounds, it was already dark, but the temporary school grounds in front of the palace gate were brightly lit, and a group of forbidden soldiers lit torches and fires, illuminating the surroundings as if it were day.
"Big brother, here, here!"
The third child waved at Yu Zhiqian excitedly, this kind of occasion must be indispensable to this pit goods, in addition to being a general, this thing only has food left in his mind, at least Yu Zhiqian thinks so.
"How's it going?"
After driving out the white liquid in his head, Yu Zhiqian can be regarded as returning to normal, and he is also interested in things like Cheng Biting Jin vs. Xing Daorong, who is Xing Daorong? Lingling people, there is the courage of ten thousand people! It is said that one Xing, two Pan, and three swords, two people can win the world, which shows the high evaluation of this person.
Soon, a fat general riding a horse and holding a pear flower axe, not a strong general, slowly entered the school field, only to see him wearing heavy armor, a feather helmet on his head, and a white chicken feather soaring into the sky, like an antenna.
"Well, Cheng Lao Pifu, ten years ago, you deceived me into being powerless and robbed me of the title of general, today I have a horse, I am here to take revenge, Cheng bites gold, dare to fight!"
Not far away, Cheng Biting Jin took twenty-eight steps, didn't take any weapon in his hand, and slowly walked into the school field: "Xing Daorong, when the old man looked at his colleagues, he spared your life, you were actually ashamed to speak, since this is the case, then don't blame me Cheng Biting Jin for being ruthless!" β
"Where's your axe!"
"If you want to fight me, you are not worthy, in this way, my daughter Cheng Xiang, learn my kung fu fur, if you want to beat her, I will shoot again!"
"Hmph, wheel war, I, Xing Daorong, am not afraid at all!"
At this time, a loud sound of horses' hooves sounded, and I saw another section of the school field, a fiery red horse galloping, and when I got closer, I could see a young girl about twenty-nine cardamom years a year, holding a big axe taller than her, sitting on horseback.
"Don't move, I can't see clearly!"
Yu Zhiqian didn't pay attention to what Cheng Xiang was holding in his hand at all, but stared at Cheng Xiang's face, this is a world of faces, his crown princess is already so unbearable, so many book friends abandon books, so the side concubine must not have any more problems!
Cheng Xiang became his concubine The matter has basically been decided, when Cheng Biting Jin took out the gambling contract and his cheap father did not object, they must have discussed it, and Yu Zhiqian's gossip, it is said that the queen also found seven or eight concubines for Yu Zhiqian, just because Yu Zhiqian has no queen!
"Big brother, General Xing Daorong is still old, you can see that his hands are trembling slightly! You are looking at the daughter of General Cheng, although it is the body of a daughter, the mountain axe in her hand is the big axe used by General Cheng, weighing sixty-six pounds, but it is like nothing when you lift it, you see, it dances! β
Yu Zhiqian stared at Cheng Xiang's sixty-six-pound big axe, and suddenly felt a chill behind his back, what the hell is this, this is his side concubine, Yu Zhiqian even felt the picture of being caught by Cheng Xiang and wielding it in the air in the future, it was terrible!
"That Cheng family's daughter, don't say that I, Xing Daorong, bullied a woman and a child, in this way, I will let you make three moves!"
Hearing Xing Daorong's words, Cheng Xiang snorted coldly: "General Xing, let the little girl be exempted from three moves, as long as you can take my three moves, I will admit defeat!" β
"Wow Ka Ka, it's too much to deceive people, Cheng Biting Jin's husband didn't teach you ......"
Xing Daorong shouted while wielding a big axe of more than 30 catties in his hand and slashed towards Cheng Xiang, but although this guy was angry, he also kept his strength, if this little girl couldn't catch it, it wouldn't hurt her life.
I saw Cheng Xiang staring at Xing Daorong who was galloping, his face remained unchanged, and the big axe was slowly raised, followed by ......
According to the laws of physics, a horse accelerates plus a man wearing heavy armor, holding an axe of more than 30 catties, and he is a fat man, with an obvious big belly and elephant legs, how to say that there are more than 200 catties, plus the weight of the horse and the speed and inertia of the mother, it is equivalent to a small car with a speed of sixty or seventy per hour.
This small car, which is equivalent to sixty or seventy per hour, rushed towards a girl wearing light armor, holding a sixty-six pound heavy axe in her hand, looking weak and without any muscles, and weighing more than ninety pounds at most.
But when the axe in the hand of Cheng Xiang, a girl in the flower season, and Xing Daorong's axe came into contact, a shocking scene appeared, only to see Xing Daorong, who was adding armor and axe and his own weight, actually flew out five or six meters upside down, and finally fell heavily to the ground.
"It's not scientific!"
"Cow!"
"Kill!"
"Kill!"
"Kill!"
Yu Zhiqian stared at the picture not far away with his eyes wide open, he saw the movements of the people in the rivers and lakes in his buffet restaurant before, Yu Zhiqian thought that the people in this world were similar to him, and they had no martial arts, but when he saw Cheng Xiang's axe, he knew that he was wrong, wrong!
And the third child shouted excitedly, this is what he likes, loves the picture, and the enemy general is single-handed, cutting off the enemy general's dog head with a knife!
The surrounding soldiers let out excited shouts, killing one after another, cheering Cheng Xiang on.
"Hmph, General Xing, admit it!"
Cheng Xiang picked up Xing Daorong's axe on the ground, sixty-six catties in one hand, more than thirty catties in the other, adding up to more than 100 catties.
Yu Zhiqian instinctively clamped his legs, it was so terrifying, it was too terrifying, how would he live in the future? More than 100 pounds of axes can be wielded easily, can more than 100 pounds of oneself also?
Yu Zhiqian couldn't help but feel his miserable life in the future, swallowed his saliva, and looked at the third child, the third child wants to be a general, such a woman and the third child should be interested, no matter what poisonous point is not poisonous, whether to send a woman or not, this woman can't want it, if she wants it, she will die!
"Third brother, what do you think of Cheng Xiang?" Yu Zhiqian asked in an inquiring tone, if the third child is satisfied, Yu Zhiqian will immediately enter the palace and let his cheap father marry Cheng Xiang to the third child!
"Well, it's a little worse than me, I can probably make ten moves, no, twenty moves!" The third said arrogantly.
"Blow your sister's bullshit! Taxes are payable! Yu Zhiqian scolded in his heart and coughed: "I said Cheng Xiang, what do you think?" Do you like it or not, do you want to marry home? β
"Big brother, don't make trouble, this kind of woman will marry home, and she won't have a good life in the future, big brother, you don't know, although this Cheng Xiang looks like a beautiful country, but because of this force, no one dares to marry, no one wants to take a Hedong lion home, big brother, what are you asking for? Are you going to introduce me to a concubine? Big brother, let me tell you, little brother thinks, women, it's good to be gentle, like I like the kind of gentle and well-behaved woman, like, like, the teacher girl in the eldest brother's palace......"
"Get out!"
Yu Zhiqian kicked this guy's ass, I treat you as a brother, you actually think about my woman!
"Big brother, I'll just make a joke, give an example!"
"In the future, I am not allowed to go to the backyard in the house!"
Thousands of precautions, thieves are difficult to prevent, Yu Zhiqian didn't expect the third child to be such a third child!