Chapter 5 Chance Encounters in the Study
After thinking about it, it must be embarrassing to wake up rashly, so he untied his belt, covered Li Hangxing's eyes, and pulled him up by the shoulder.
"Hey...... Wake up......" he pinched his throat and said, "Your Highness the Seven...... Get up! ”
Li Hangxing's head turned, he was in a trance, and he was about to pull the blindfold when he raised his hand.
Bo Lingjun hurriedly stopped: "No, the little woman has an ugly appearance, I am afraid that she will pollute the eyes of His Highness the Seven, and I ask His Highness the Seventh Highness for understanding." ”
Li Hangxing was stunned, but put his hand down.
"Who are you and where is this?"
"Ahem...... This is the prince's bedroom, His Royal Highness the prince went out, he didn't eat a few bites of breakfast, if His Royal Highness Seventh doesn't dislike it, he will eat some......"
Li Hangxing's lips pursed, his face showed humiliation, he sighed softly, and said, "Thank you, sister, I don't dislike it!" ”
Wow, the first emperor of the ages has you, and when you don't eat the food that comes to you, you have prepared a lot of words of persuasion, it turns out that you can bend and stretch, and you are a real husband!
Bo Lingjun secretly gave a thumbs up in his heart, pinched Li Hangxing's sleeve and pulled him off the bed, leading him to the table and sit down.
After handing over the chopsticks, the problem came out: there were too many plates, and I couldn't eat blindfolded!
"Uh...... Seventh Highness, let the slave feed you...... Don't worry, the slave will never poison the rice......"
I won't take the opportunity to catch a fly and put it in - I really want to do it, but I'm a seven-foot man, and I won't play tricks with you fake blind man.
"Poof......
Li Hangxing smiled—probably the aroma of the meal stimulated him, and he made a swallowing motion.
Bo Lingjun picked up a piece of chicken and touched it on his lips, but the other party opened his mouth, swallowed it quickly, and swallowed it with a grunt, as if he didn't chew it at all!
, it turns out that people are very hungry, it's really like Zhu Bajie swallowing ginseng fruit!
He couldn't help but think back to his tragic past life, if there was a life-saving big plate of chicken at that time, would he even swallow the plate!
"Ahem...... That one...... Your Highness the Seventh, you eat slowly, it's easy to break your esophagus! ”
Li Hangxing was gobbling up the second piece of chicken, and when he heard the words, he said vaguely: "Esophagus? ”
Phew, why do you say esophagus, crazy crazy - for the rest of your life, the word "esophagus" can disappear.
"It's the throat!"
In order to prevent too many words from being lost, he closed his mouth and fed Li Hangxing in an orderly and meat-and-vegetarian manner.
I didn't see that such a slender protagonist turned out to be a big stomach, as if he didn't know how to be hungry, how much to feed and how much to eat, the taste covered all over the world, and the appetite was greater than that of two rivers and three rivers.
Bo Ling felt like he was feeding a wolf—but looking at the mouth opening and closing frequently, and the two rows of shell teeth chewing greedily, he was still very happy, and his face glowed with the light of the Holy Father.
After eating, he still led Li Hangxing to the bed and covered his head with the quilt: "Your Highness the Seventh, please return the blindfold to the little woman." ”
The quilt moved twice, and a white hand held the center of the belt and handed it out—
Oops, I didn't pay attention to it just now, the prince's belt is depicted with a dragon and a phoenix, and there is a beautifully carved white jade qionglin embedded in the center, which is being pinched by Li Hangxing in the tiger's mouth at the moment.
Bo Lingjun snatched his belt and snorted: "The Seventh Highness sleeps in peace, and the slave and maid retire...... Also, don't peek! ”
After saying that, he went to clean up the messy dishes on the table - Nima, it's hard to be a good person, the dignified prince, and you have to do chores!
But fortunately, in his last life, he worked as a summer waiter, and his methods were quite professional and quick.
After the table was set up, he glanced at Li Hangxing - this kid was quite a gentleman, he didn't move in the quilt, and there was no sign of peeking at all.
He walked to the door with confidence, and as soon as he went out, he stunned the dozen or so little eunuchs waiting outside—
How about it, admire my skills, this big stack of plates and bowls, so that you can't take it back and forth a dozen times!
Prince Ben is so talented, just so handsome!
In case Li Hangxing heard it, he walked a long way away with this pile of things before turning around and handing it to Xiao Suizi beside him.
"This king wants to deal with state affairs in the study, and no one is allowed to disturb him!"
Uncle Ben is going to sleep in the office, don't make any noise from any of you!
Xiao Suizi hurriedly accepted the order respectfully, and her eyes were full of reverence for His Royal Highness the Prince.
Under the watchful eye of the crowd, he paced leisurely into the study, closed the window and closed the door, and fell headlong on the carpet.
Forehead drop a god, I thought that being a prince was a blessing, but it turned out to be all sinful, the country is the male protagonist, the female protagonist is the male protagonist, and even the bed is the male protagonist......
After some sighing, he pillowed a stack of books and fell into a deep sleep without dreams!
When I opened my eyes again, it was dark in the room, and people outside were knocking on the door in an orderly manner, and a delicate female voice said, "No one ......"
As if convinced that there was no one inside, the man sneered, squeaked open the door, and cast a graceful shadow on the ground in the moonlight.
Oh yo, it's a beauty, huh?
The heart of the maternal single Bo Lingjun is crazy and, but his body quickly moves under the table and wilts into a dog's tail grass.
"Come, come in!"
A man let out a soft "hmm", dodged in, and closed the door.
The black light is blind, the moon is dark and the wind is high, what are you going to do?
"Hmph...... Li Hangxing, if you fulfill my wish, I will help you hide it, eat and drink well and serve you, otherwise, I will meet the prince tomorrow morning and tell you what you are doing behind your back...... You say, will he eat you alive? ”
, Li Hangxing?
The protagonist, do you want to brush up on your sense of existence so diligently, even if you are the male protagonist of the stallion Wen, you don't have to attract bees and butterflies like this, right?
Li Hangxing said: "There is such a beauty, how can I not be willing to do it - it's just that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has not returned all day, and he may come back at any time, so let's be careful and find another good day!" ”
"Well~Don't~" The beauty said: "If you don't come back at this time, you must be going outside again to be ridiculous, he is looking for his pleasure, let's do our fun, don't delay each other~"
Nima - How hungry and thirsty is this...... Beauty you want to have a figure, you want a face to have a face, what is the difficulty in solving this problem, you have to twist this perverted melon?
Then, he remembered that there was indeed such a scene in the early beginning of the original book, saying that a beautiful girl favored by the prince hooked up with Li Hangxing, and the two hid in the study and wanted to misbehave, but they were seen by a little father-in-law and tied up on the spot and handed over to the master.
The original version was crazy for a while - a little mongrel dares to cuckold me, and if you don't give you a little yin, you don't know that Ma Wangye has three eyes!
So he immediately stabbed the beauty to death with a sword, locked the corpse with Li Hangxing's black iron chain, and locked it in the firewood room for only one meal a day, until the corpse was rotten and stinky, shriveled and deformed......
It's disgusting!
When reading a book, it is a mood, and on-site practice is another mood.
Bo Lingjun was terrified, and sure enough, the crooked growth of each small sapling was the result of a pervert vigorously twisting beside him.
Let's talk about this beauty - you said that you are young and beautiful, because you caused a murder on impulse, you didn't even leave a name, and you left such a disgusting memory in the heart of the male god little by little!
Sorry, sorry!
Wu sighed to himself, the two of them were already hugging each other, about to burn a fire that destroyed themselves and each other, and the door was full of people, and the little eunuch, the plot promoter, had just been in place, poking open the layer of window paper and peeking in.
No, no, no—such a tragic scene must not happen!
Bo Lingjun stood up from his shelter and just let out: "Hey......"
The little eunuch outside the door had already roared: "Come on, catch the thief—"
Nima, yell at your uncle, I don't mind if I am cuckolded, you are excited!