Chapter 6 The plot is far-fetched
In a panic, neither of them noticed Bo Lingjun hiding under the table, and was about to escape through the window in a hurry, but the window had been surrounded, the door was kicked open vigorously, Hulala rushed into a group of guards and little eunuchs, and quickly twisted the beauty and Li Hangxing, someone carried a lamp to shine on their faces, gloating:
"Lock them up and wait for His Highness to come back and send them out!"
Your Highness, I'm looking at the palace of spring under the table in a low-key way!
"Stop—"
Bo Lingjun rose majestically from his perch and paced slowly under the lights.
"Huh?"
Everyone was stunned.
"Who taught you to break in?"
Xiao Suizi reacted first - it turned out that His Royal Highness was hiding here to play 3~P, no wonder he told them not to disturb.
He hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed like a bell: "Your Highness spares your life, Your Highness spares your life......"
For a while, the little eunuchs all knelt, but the guards were still loyal to their duties, holding the two of them with their faces full of flesh.
"Let them go—"
"Stand down...... Stand down, y'all! ”
Bo Lingjun frowned, making Yaxing helpless to be harassed.
And they were amnesty, and they crawled and withdrew.
Alas, catching ~ rape ~ in ~ bed is a sense of sight - but how to end it, so as to conform to the original idea, but not too cruel?
Li Hangxing was okay, looking ahead, his face was full of stubbornness, and he put on a posture of breaking the jar and breaking it.
The beauty is not good, the crying pear blossom brings rain, the whole body trembles, and she can't even speak.
Tell me about you, don't have that thief's heart if you don't have the courage to be a thief, you see that people are emperors through the ages, although they are dragged by you to jump into the pit, people are stunned and jump out of the heroic shortness of breath and the grandeur of children's love!
Bo Lingjun sighed secretly, and said helplessly:
"The king is blind now, and he was deaf just now—that is, he did not see thy face, nor heard thy words...... What about you, what should you do, where should you go back - God knows this, you know him, I don't know, you know? ”
Beauty, I've talked about this, are you still waiting there for the food?
However, the beauty was there, waiting for the food to be served: "Palace...... Temple...... Temple ......"
I went, and sure enough, I answered that sentence, chest ~ big ~ no ~ brain ah - chest ~ big ~ ah!
Bah, what are you thinking, shameless!
"Why don't you go quickly?"
Oh - reminded of this step, and finally suddenly understood that the beauty covered her face with her hands, turned around and fled, leaving the protagonist and the plot NPC messy in the wind.
How did it end, it's hard to die old man, I haven't been married much in 20 years, and it's hard to guess how a man is in a green mood, should I pick him up~ clothes, slap him, pull his hair, kick him ~ Gen'er......
No, no, no, that's a woman's practice, and she was led astray by the endless jokes of the original partner catching the junior on the Internet.
Men, it must be solved in a man's way, to be rational, to be restrained, to be ......
, the protagonist, don't look at me with that kind of disdain, the whole Lao Tzu is as green as you shine......
It's over, it's collapsed - won't be jealous, what's the matter?
"Hmph......" He picked up the original shelf and began to read a jerky line:
"You Yan people are really born brave, you have come to this king's study, you are really hungry for food-since you can do it, then this king will fulfill your ......"
The following line is: Come on, tie them together, stick to them tightly, and make him comfortable!
That's probably what it means, anyway, let Li Hangxing be with the corpse for two months.
But now the situation is different, he can only play the changed lines on the spot: "Come on, bring His Royal Highness Seven back to the bedroom to rest——"
The little eunuch at the door immediately came in and led Li Hangxing out.
Oh - it's done, although it's a bit far-fetched, but finally sent Li Hangxing away, relaxed!
The emperor's father's homework is not finished yet, he must have an explanation tomorrow morning, otherwise he will really waste himself when he is excited!
Bo Lingjun picked up the fold on the desk and studied it carefully - grandma is a bear, all of them are ancient Chinese, and it took a full hour just to recognize the words with guesses.
His stomach began to thunder again, and his brain was a little dizzy from lack of oxygen after intense operation.
Oh - starving!
Let's solve the problem of food and clothing first.
When he walked to the door, he suddenly had an idea, others can't ask for advice, someone can!
So, he turned around and hugged the pile of folds - eat first.
After eating and drinking, Bo Lingjun instructed the palace people to pick out a few untouched dishes and put them in the food box, and carried them to Li Hangxing's bedroom.
Gourmet and mysterious sister that can pry every logical cell in a man's primitive brain.
Li Hangxing lay on the bed and pretended to sleep, and didn't change his posture for a long time - really good, he can be a living sculpture!
Bo Lingjun pinched his throat and made a pseudo-maiden voice: "Your Highness the Seventh, it's me—don't look back!" ”
Li Hangxing really remembered his voice, and was about to turn over to look, but when he yelled, he froze there.
"Your Highness the Seventh, come and eat the leftovers of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."
Li Hangxing sighed: "Thank you sister for your kindness, I don't want to eat!" ”
Oh, you must be upset by what just happened!
"Your Highness the Seventh, nothing is more important than eating—"
Because if you don't eat, you'll starve to death, and then you'll be forced into a pumping system and become cannon fodder plot NPC......
"Only when you are well fed can you be healthy, and when you are well, you will have hope, and only when you have hope, will you have the opportunity to change the status quo......"
can overcome obstacles on the road of counterattack and fight all the way to the top.
"Sister, I can't even be the master of my own life and death, how can I hope?"
– it's time for fragility!
Is this still the one who "kills gods when he meets gods, and kills demons when he encounters demons"?
What a wreck!
Bo Lingjun suddenly put on his body and couldn't help but soothe: "The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skin, empty their bodies, and do what they do, so they are motivated to endure and gain what they can't!" ”
Is this ancient text wonderful - do you understand the protagonist?
The protagonist really understood, and was very excited, and when he was excited, he turned his head to look.
"Alas, don't look back, the little woman looks ugly, please forgive His Highness the Seventh."
"My sister despises me too much, how can I, Li Hangxing, be a shallow person who only values appearance!"
You are, you are, who are you - look at your group of brainless harem groups with uneven IQs, you have almost collected all the styles of Huan Fei Yan Thin, but none of them have a long brain- oh, no, there is one, although people have brains, but people's breasts are also good!
"Your Highness the Seventh, why do you have to meet, you and I don't know each other, and we won't owe each other in the future, isn't it very good."
Li Hangxing sat up excitedly and made a conjecture: "Why is my sister so ruthless, don't you want to have anything to do with me in the future?" ”
Oh? Is it seduction?
Lao Tzu really doesn't want to have anything to do with you, it's just that the old man of the system is messing with mandarin duck scores!
Bo Ling had the heart to hook up with Li Hangxing, thought about it, or forget it!
Saorui, boy, brother is for your good, save you disillusioned with gender segregation, blame for having no face!
Online dating is risky, and you need to be cautious when you meet!
So he made a cold goddess: "Exactly, I don't want to have anything to do with you in the future, because you want to achieve a great cause, and I just want three meals to eat and wear, plain!" ”
Do you want to eat or not, Lao Tzu still has problems to solve!