Li Hangxing sighed: "Three meals are food and clothing, plain and bland—what I ask for is not these?" ”

Don't brag, when you destroy the country, slaughter the city and kill the soldiers, you will be slapped in the face!

"Sister, who told you what you said just now?"

It's Mencius, the great sage on our side.

"It's Mr. Meng from our village!"

"Oh, I don't know where my sister's fairy country is, in the future, if you have the opportunity, can you take me to visit this Mr. Meng?"

Well, flirtatious Lao Tzu - scumbag!

"It's a pity, his old man has already gone to the immortal - Seventh Highness, you can't eat, if you don't eat slaves, you're going to close the harvest!"

"Sister take it-in case His Royal Highness the Crown Prince finds out, it will affect my sister!"

Then, he said, "Is my sister coming back tomorrow?" ”

My brother comes every day - are you afraid?

"I come to close the harvest every day!"

"That's great!" Li Hangxing lay down again, shrunk his body: "Sister, hurry up and take it, there was an accident today, I'm afraid His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will kill someone, don't be bumped into by him." ”

Who said that Lao Tzu wants to kill, is Lao Tzu so irritable?

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will not come back tonight, and the fathers-in-law outside have all gone back to their rooms to rest, saying that His Royal Highness went to his uncle's house for a banquet tonight and was stayed."

"Your Highness the Seventh, eat a little more, and I'll ask you a few questions after eating."

After so long, it's finally time to get down to business!

Li Hangxing sat up happily and breathed a sigh of relief: "At least tonight can be peaceful!" ”

That's what it means to eat!

Bo Lingjun still blindfolded him with his belt, but in front of his eyes, he first pulled down the white jade Qionglin.

When feeding, Li Hangxing's face was full of joy, and he turned on the straight man flirting with his sister: "Sister, how old are you this year, how many people are in the family, how do you enter the palace, and where is your hometown......"

In such a predicament, you can still maintain such enthusiasm - the first emperor of the ages, worthy of you!

For such a hukou-style flirtatious girl, Bo Ling replied: "No comment!" ”

Li Hangxing, you are the male protagonist of the stallion Wen, look at the exit chapter when you hooked up with the prime minister's daughter, and the excellent poet talent when you overthrew the famous prostitute of Jimo, why, because you are a little palace maid, you are too lazy to take out your housekeeping skills - just take this kind of love scene Xiaobai is embarrassed to use means to tease Lao Tzu, what about your sincerity?

Li Hangxing was not discouraged, and while swallowing a considerable amount of food, he continued to knock on the side: "What are my sister's plans for the future, and what kind of in-laws will I find after leaving the palace......

Emperor of the ages, don't you cherish words like gold, why are you talking so much today, God is annoying!

So he continued to reply: "No comment! ”

Finally finished eating, helped Li Hangxing to the bed, took off the blindfold to make a face wall, and only then did he have time to take out the recital, copy the sentences he didn't understand on a white paper, and hand them to Li Hangxing one by one for him to explain.

Looking at his handwriting shaped like a child, Li Hangxing smiled dumbly: "Sister just learned to write? ”

"Well, His Highness the Seventh is smiling!"

After looking at a few photos, he asked again: "Where did my sister get these words and phrases?" ”

Don't BB, can't you work?

"Uh...... This is what I see from some old excerpts, if you want to learn to read words and sentences, I will use it as a template! ”

"Good vision, this is what the three princes and nine kings said!"

The two discussed for more than an hour, and Bo Lingjun finally figured out the general meaning of the stack of movements.

These ministers don't know what to think, they just talk well, they have to show off their literary talents, and they will write prose for a while, and compare large paragraphs, as if the emperor does not know their professional background.

The first emperor of the ages is really powerful, erudite and talented at a young age, summarized in place, inducted accurately, and has a serious attitude and unlimited patience.

It's a must-have translation for home travel!

Bo Lingjun put away the plate and said goodbye to him, went back to the study with the song folded, wrote down his thoughts on the paper, and then climbed to sleep on the carpet with confidence.

At about four o'clock in the morning, Xiao Suizi chanted at the door again: "Rise at dawn, all opportunities are ready to be taken care of, Donggong Guoben, don't forget to call." ”

Nima, the college entrance examination is not so hard!

Bo Lingjun put away the notes all over the floor and dressed up like a peacock to go out to the court.

Maybe the aura has changed, and when the emperor's father saw him, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes.

Why, it's good to dress up!

"Have you seen all the twists and turns? What is the prince's opinion? ”

He cleared his throat and began to recite the answer: "Erchen has read it, about the rebuilding of the Jiangzhou Weir Dam, Erchen thinks that the matter is very important and should be approved, and immediately sent a full-time official to supervise the construction. ”

"Regarding whether Liu Chongguang is qualified to inherit the title, Erchen believes that you can't have both fish and bear's paws, either marry the eldest princess of Changning and give the title to the clan brothers, or inherit the title and be the duke with peace of mind, and let the princess choose another horse."

Your grandfather's, all the good things are for you to occupy, and you won't give the world a way to live!

"Regarding General Zhou's family complaining that he had not swept the mausoleum to worship his ancestors for three years, Erchen believes that General Zhou has just returned from the border pass, and then took over the Huben camp, and the military affairs are busy, and it is normal to not have time to sweep the tomb and worship, how can it be involved in unfilial piety, it is really ridiculous."

"What's more, the Zhou family is a heroic martyr, and the ancestors are all born in the army, and there are spirits in the sky, so they will not blame their descendants for neglecting to sweep the tomb because of their loyalty and patriotism!"

Emperor Dad, you have to know what happened later, now it's time to quickly block the mouths of those blind BBs, kneel down and kowtow to General Zhou, like a god!

"Thirty-two twists and turns, summed up in these three things, the above is the advice of the son, and I ask my father to decide!"

A glimmer of golden light flashed on the old face of the thousands of ravines, quite the dragon chapter and phoenix posture of the ninety-five, the emperor's father's dragon eyes cast a reserved glance at him, and the lightning and flint were taken back, but the amazement revealed in that glimpse really shocked Bo Lingjun's tiger body!

Amazing, convinced, blind dog eyes - is there a time when the king of the dead country returned to the light?

Hey, hey, hey, hey......

As a result, after waiting for a long time, the father didn't spit out a word of praise, but just said coldly: "Take another thirty folds to see today!" Go to court! ”

Nima, parents can't be stingy with praising their children, seeing that they have raised their sons into perverts, and they don't change their ways, bow their heads and admit their mistakes, it's great to be an emperor?

That day was another long and complicated affair.

The soles of Bo Lingjun's feet were numb and his eyes were black, and he secretly glanced at the emperor's father, and the other party still had the word "mourning" in capital letters, but the hanging needle lines in the center of his eyebrows faded, like a new sprout cracked in a dead wood......

After going down, he was stopped by his father: "Your mother has been talking about you these days, you go and visit!" ”

"Hey, okay...... Sons obey! ”

It is written in the book that when the original prince was fifteen years old, he couldn't suppress his desire for a crazy growth ~ during the ~childbearing ~ period, and he was fortunate to have a female official in Fengyi Palace-

In fact, it's nothing, the son asked for a maid from his mother, which is quite normal in the evil feudal society.

But this original version didn't take the usual path, and made a big deal of "heavy-mouthed" style, candles, iron chains, small leather whips and other props were put on one after another, and the little palace maid who was like flowers and jade was beaten to death.

His excesses soon reached the ears of the emperor, and in addition to being surprised, the emperor scolded: "Beasts are not as good!"

and began to cast a wide net and sow seeds diligently, preparing for a shocking twilight love, giving birth to a stunningly talented and brilliant son of the sky, and surviving the fittest of this perverted thing.

Unexpectedly, the heaven did not fulfill the wish of the Great Qi country, and the emperor worked hard for a long time, except for adding three princesses to himself, there was no progress.

Since then, the emperor and queen have been discordant, and the husband and wife have turned against each other.

The emperor was angry and forbade the crown prince to step into the harem for half a step, and forbade the empress to step into the east palace for half a step.

Pity the queen who loves her son, she can only stand on the Feifeng Tower and look at the lonely back of her heart and liver.

But for the original, this is a great thing, saving a lot of complicated etiquette, and one less mom who nagging all day long, he can do whatever he wants, have fun, and live a paradise-like life.