Chapter 193: Literary Examination Project: Couplet!
Chai Jin looked at Princess Jinzhi with his eyes, and his heart was already occupied by two people, one was the delicate little beauty in front of him, and the other was the boss Wu Caishen who was as kind to him.
So much so that he didn't hear the question given by the prime minister, Cheng called himself a few times, if it weren't for Chao Jietou kicking Chai Jin.
Chai Jin was still wandering in the world, and Chai Jin, who had woken up, looked at the prime minister and smiled wryly. said, "I'm sorry.
I didn't hear clearly what the Prime Minister said, so can I please say it again. ”
The prime minister smiled slightly, and said understandingly: "Who hasn't been young yet, I can understand." The title I came up with is a couplet.
We literati have nothing to compare, nothing more than poetry and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and couplets. Are you ready? ”
After listening to the prime minister's words, Chai Jin is really a little empty, he can write poetry and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but he is not proficient.
Especially this couplet, he can't do it, isn't this nonsense, how right? Just when Chai Jin was about to refuse and let the prime minister change the subject.
The voice of his boss Wu Ming suddenly came from his ears, don't be afraid, with him, is it nothing more than a couplet. Mere trifle.
Anyway, I am also a person who has seen Tang Bohu order autumn incense, how can this prime minister be right to pierce the intestines of the five provinces against the king.
What's more, the ace Tang Bohu is a character who vomits blood from both the king and the intestines, and this topic is interesting. You let him do the question.
I'm right. If I don't play this, I'm blind, I've watched the pair in Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance twenty-eight times.
After hearing Wu Ming's words, Chai Jin looked left and right, and did not find that Wu Caishen was here, and said in his heart:
Could this be the legend.
The boss's thousand-mile sound transmission technique? The reason why Chai Jin could hear Wu Ming's voice was because when the prime minister said that he wanted to teach Chai Jin's couplet.
Chao Jietou knew that things were not good, what virtue Chai Jin had, what would he do, and he could not know if he had been on Liangshan for so long.
Saying that Chai Jin is both civil and military is actually putting gold on Chai Jin's face, and he Chai Jin is able to be civil and martial, but it is all at the level of half a bottle of vinegar.
I don't want to think about it, how can he be a little prince, who has been clothed and fed since he was a child, to practice martial arts well, as for Wencai.
Chai Jin is some, and the poems and songs are also coming with their mouths, and the key problem is that those are the famous articles of the predecessors.
He Chai Jin has been memorized by BI since he was a child, if he takes the test of poetry and songs, Chai Jin memorizes some famous models, which is not considered illegal cheating.
But if you take the couplet, Chao Jietou believes that you will knock Chai Jin to the ground with a stick, and he won't be able to give you a fart.
When things were urgent, Chao had no choice but to take the risk of letting the fox master who pretended to be his personal follower cast an illusion, and he took advantage of the fact that everyone was confused.
immediately dialed Wu Ming's phone and told Wu Ming about the current situation, and after listening to Chao Zhitho's report, Wu Ming immediately made a decision.
He asked Chao to stuff the accessories on his mobile phone and Bluetooth headphones into Chai Jin's ears, anyway, ancient men also liked to bring some strange accessories.
Since it is in the main hall, the fox clan masters need to confuse except for those civil officials, who are basically masters.
Therefore, this time the environment lasted for a relatively short time, when Chao Zhitou put the Bluetooth headset just into Chai Jin's ear.
The illusion created by the fox master dissipated. Fang La looked at Chao Jie, who didn't know when he stood beside Chai Jin, and asked in surprise:
"Except for thoroughness, I didn't pay attention to when you ran to your nephew, I know you are nervous about your nephew.
However, don't worry, as long as he can match the pair, it doesn't matter if the pair is neat or not, after all, it is not an easy thing to pair the pair. ”
Chao Qitou smiled reluctantly, reached into the pocket of his sleeve, and quietly turned the phone into amplification mode.
In this way, it is convenient for his owner Wu Ming to hear the prime minister's question clearly. With Wu Ming's assurance, Chai Jin said to the prime minister very confidently:
"Please ask for the question." The prime minister looked at Chai Jin's confident smile, and his heart was also relieved, and he didn't know which tendon was wrong.
actually came out of the most difficult pair, he was already a person from the Martial God of Wealth camp, how could he brainstorm the nephew who was difficult to get rid of.
Maybe I made the mistake of being a literati at that time. However, the problem is not big and can be remedied. As long as you make it simpler by yourself.
After thinking about it, the prime minister smiled at Chai Jin and said: "Let's be simpler, I will go up, and you will go down."
Let's start with a couplet. Listen, my uplink is: God. Please link to the bottom. ”
As soon as the prime minister finished speaking, Princess Jinzhi, who was standing behind Fang La, couldn't help but laugh out loud.
And after Chai Jin heard Princess Jinzhi's laughter, he couldn't help but turn his head to look, and he found that the smiling Princess Jinzhi was even more beautiful.
It turned out that when Princess Jinzhi was laughing, there were actually two shallow dimples on both sides of her face. Looking at the thief cute.
Chai Jin is stupid, it was originally a very simple couplet, as long as he was not stupid, he could immediately come out of a place. But Chai Jin forgot about it.
Fang La glanced at Chai Jin, who was looking at his daughter's eyes shining, and "snorted", waking Chai Jin up.
Chai Jin also knew that he was out of shape, and immediately saluted Fang La: "Holy Father, please forgive the small faux pas, it will make the country look fragrant."
Clever and smiling, people never get tired of looking at it, the small one did not hold it for a while, and looked at the Holy Princess. This pair is against the ground. ”
What woman doesn't like to be praised for her beauty, and she is praised like this by a handsome man she likes.
Princess Jinzhi, who had never seen the world, was stunned by the casual words of Chai Jin, a veteran in the love field, and she shook Fang La's hand.
coquettishly said: "Father, this can't be blamed on this son, I can't help it, I laughed out loud first, and you can forgive him." ”
Looking at his daughter, Fang La really had no choice, and he couldn't continue to scold Chai Jin, so he had to spill his anger on the prime minister.
"Prime Minister, your release of water is a bit obvious, although you usually have a good relationship with Except Thorough, but you can't favor his nephews like this.
I want you to make a new pair now, but you can't make another one-word pair, a pair like heaven and earth can be a fool. ”
After hearing this, the prime minister felt very aggrieved, he was really afraid that if his pair stumped Chai Jin, he would not be able to explain to Chao Jie thoroughly.
So he retorted: "The difference between the Holy Father's words is that the pair is originally a process from easy to difficult, and I first made a word pair.
If he is right, I will make a two-word pair, and so on, layer by layer. All the way out to 100-word pairs, 100-word pairs. ”
After listening to the prime minister's rebuttal, whether it was Fang La or Chao Jietho, or even Wu Ming, who was far away in the Liangshan military camp outside Hangzhou, rolled his eyes.
You are numb, paralyzed, and you have a hundred word pairs, a thousand word pairs, why don't you go to heaven. By the time you're done putting the couplets out, we'll all be old.
Fang La said angrily: "Nonsense, when is this going to be right, according to what you said, start with a one-word pair and end with a five-word pair." ”