Chapter 194: Bastard's Couplet!
Hearing Fang La's angry reprimand for himself, the prime minister's head was full of cold sweat.
What can I do, although I defected to the camp of the Martial God of Wealth, I have not officially escaped from Fang La's control.
How can I not offend Chao and not let Fang La see that I deliberately released water.
Forget it, let's make a fuss about the couplet, and try to make the couplet as simple as possible. There is no way to say anything on both sides.
Cheng who had made up his mind saluted Fang La and said:
"Holy Father, I am a progressive couplet, in line with the principle of simplicity before difficulty.
Step by layer, you only need to add one word at a time, and it can become another couplet.
Listen, the first time my couplet came out was a celestial character.
And the Ke Yin brothers are right about the word land. I add one word to the second couplet, the upper one is heavenly, and the third one adds another word.
This word is the word immortal, then the third couplet becomes a heavenly immortal.
The fourth couplet continues to add a word, and the addition is a sub-word, and this couplet becomes a fairy in the sky.
The fifth couplet, that is, the last couplet, plus the last word, this word is the American word.
In this way, the last couplet is also become, and the upper couplet is the beauty of the fairy in the sky.
A total of five couplets, respectively, are heaven, heaven, heavenly fairy, heavenly fairy, heavenly fairy beauty.
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After the prime minister finished his couplet, the ministers would not find it difficult.
And all the martial artists in the main hall felt dizzy.
Among them, including Fang La, one of them is counted as the prime minister.
If you want to come up with such a difficult couplet, you can just mean it.
actually came out with a progressive couplet, and every time a word was added, the meaning of the couplet was different.
The most important thing is that the words added each time cannot destroy the content of the previous couplet.
Prime Minister, you're too bad. You and Chao have no grievances in their dealings, and there is no hatred in their nearness.
In Fang La's words, you have turned a simple couplet into a very difficult couplet, and you are too extreme to do this.
Because Chao was very cautious in doing things, the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, except for the Eight Heavenly Kings, did not vote for the Kao Martial God of Wealth.
Although the other ministers secretly voted for the god of martial arts.
But they didn't know each other that they and everyone in the court and China were in the same camp.
Seeing that the prime minister was so problematic, the ministers who had already voted for the God of Wealth were still gloating.
What they think in their hearts is nothing more than that: Prime Minister, you lick the dog, you can hold Fang La's stinky feet well.
You are now embarrassed by the distant nephew of the hoe, and you will cry when the God of Martial Arts breaks the city.
Not to mention those who are waiting to see the prime minister's jokes, just Chai Jin, when he heard that the couplet was so simple, he opened his mouth and wanted to say his next couplet.
Wu Ming's voice suddenly came out of his ears:
"Don't be impulsive, it's not as simple as you think.
Although this couplet may seem like a good pair on the surface, you have to pay attention.
This couplet is a set of words, and if you get one word wrong in the middle, then you won't be able to get this couplet right.
You listen to me, I say a word, you learn a word. My next couplet is: the first word, heaven to earth. The couplet is heaven and earth.
The second word is up and down, and the couplet is, heaven, earth.
The third word immortal is holy, and the couplet is the heavenly immortal and the underground saint.
The fourth word is to the public, and the couplet is the fairy in the sky and the holy prince in the underground.
The fifth word is beautiful and handsome, and the couplet is, the fairy in the sky is beautiful, and the saint is handsome underground.
Chai Jin, after you finish speaking, you have to look at Fang La with very sincere eyes.
Ask him, Father, am I right? The so-called thousands of wears, sycophants do not wear.
When Fang La heard you praise him for being handsome in the couplet, even if the couplet was flawed, Fang La wouldn't care. ”
When Chai Jin completely retold Wu Ming's words, the Manchu Dynasty civil and military praised Chai Jin at the same time, this kid has a future.
Unknowingly, he slapped Fang La's first-level sycophants, and the shot was without leaking traces, without a little fireworks.
is not like that stupid prime minister, who has a beautiful heavenly fairy, which makes people think that he is an old pervert when they hear it.
Where is it like Ke Yin, this little brother, listen to what a good downlink, the underground saint marshal. No, it seems a little wrong.
The generals are all the existence of Ma Daha, and they usually only know how to dance guns and sticks, where do they know the mystery of this text.
But the ministers have already realized what is wrong, and this stepping on the horse is a proposition.
One is that they have already voted for KAO's Martial God of Wealth camp, so naturally they will not come out to expose what is wrong in this couplet.
The other is that this is clearly a curse, whoever dares to bring it up, whoever mentions it will die.
The place where this painting is linked to CAO lies in the fact that the two words underground, how to understand the underground.
You can understand it as the human realm, and you can also understand it as the underworld.
Underground, hehe, the underground is the place where the dead are buried, and you say that the underground Holy Princess's Marshal has a few meanings.
Doesn't this make it clear that Fang La is going to die?
The Wenchens immediately changed their attitude towards Ke Yin, and just now they thought this kid was good.
But when they all reacted, they agreed that this kid was really insidious.
scolded him in front of the bitter master, and made the bitter lord smile and approve of it.
No, we have to guard against this kid, if we don't guard against him, maybe when we will be sold by him,
And help him count the money.
Fang La had completely lost herself at this time, after all, she knew very well what she looked like.
His appearance cannot be said to be handsome, but it cannot be said to be ugly, it can only be said that he is good-looking.
This is the first person he has praised him for being handsome in front of him since he was a child and has lived until now.
The most important thing is that this person is still a very handsome and handsome young talent.
Fang La, who didn't know the southeast and northwest, looked at Chai Jin with satisfaction and said, "Ke Yin, you are the first to dare to be here."
The one who tells the truth in front of me.
I appreciate your courage, I am in charge of the literature test, and you have passed the test. Prime Minister, your handwriting is better,
Come on, prepare the four treasures of the study room for me, Prime Minister, please write this couplet down for me.
I want to hang it in this golden palace, the Ministry of Rites, you give me this couplet to give me vigorous publicity, I want us Jiangnan
Fathers and elders know that in this great hall.
There is a peerless couplet produced. ”
After listening to Fang La's words, the prime minister scolded his mother in his heart: Such a faint couplet, do you still want to make it known to the world?
It doesn't matter if you throw Fang La on this hall, anyway, you are a martial artist, and we won't laugh at you.
However, you want to make it known to the whole world, what does this mean?
Do you know that if you do, it's not you who will be ashamed, and we will
Shame on you.
Those scholars will laugh at us and others, this Fang La is a martial artist, but the Wenchen of this Manchu Dynasty are all mixed and waiting for death
Eating idle meals?
There is such an obvious loophole in this couplet, can't you civil servants see it?
The prime minister who thought of this said: "Holy Father, the minister thinks that such an earth-shattering couplet should be left alone
Take your time and enjoy it.
After all, this is a couplet written specifically for the Holy Father, and it is not suitable for the world to see.
Otherwise, they will think that the Holy Father is narcissistic. ”