Chapter 153: Jade Qilin Flying Legs Pit Daddy, Lu Zhishen Lies Gun Blackmail!
Seeing Lu Junyi jump up and kick towards him with a Shaolin flying leg technique, the coquettish operation made Wu Ming almost laugh.
Wu Ming, who was laughing so badly, dodged Lu Junyi's inevitable kick. Watching Wu Ming dodge and avoid this kick.
Lu Junyi panicked, he was so frightened that he screamed, and shouted to Wu Ming: "Boss, save me, I don't want to die under this trick." ”
Wu Ming was a little puzzled, and looked at Lu Junyi who flew out very strangely and asked: How could you die under this move?
Lu Junyi shouted while flying: When I was learning art, my master told me personally, and he said: Although Shaolin flying legs are powerful, they also have a shortcoming.
The disadvantage is that when this move is played, you have to attack a target to stop. Even if it's not on target.
Attacking the rear of the target, any entity being hit will require the trick to stop, otherwise it will violate the laws of physics.
Completely rejecting gravity, it has been flying sideways like this. Fly to the earth, fly to the sea and rot.
There are three non-kicks in Shaolin flying legs: no kicks in the desert, no kicks in the grassland, and no kicks in the sea.
This is because all three of these places are very open and flat, if you don't kick the enemy.
Then you will be miserable, and you will be carried by the shortcomings of this trick to fly over the Sahara, over the savannah, over the Pacific Ocean.
If you kick such a move at the sky when you have nothing to do, then you will be happy, and you can sing and take me to the moon all the way straight away from the earth.
That's not the point, the point is to remember not to kick in the air, otherwise you won't be able to kick the enemy and you'll starve to death in the middle of the flight.
Hearing Lu Junyi's shout, and looking at Lu Junyi, who was still flying farther and farther, Wu Mingle was happy, and he said in his heart: Which unreliable traverser is coming.
actually said that the Shaolin flying leg technique is so high-end and atmospheric, so big. I'm here today to see how far this Lu Junyi can fly.
You can fly directly to the moon, I'm sorry, you can brag about it well, it's not okay to brag at all, I don't dare to brag like this if I have an omnipotent system.
Wu Ming watched like this, watching Lu Junyi fly out for more than fifty meters, the speed slowly slowed down, Wu Ming estimated:
After this move is kicked out, if there is no obstacle to block it, it would be good to be able to fly sideways for more than 100 meters.
Just when Wu Ming wanted to see if his estimation was wrong, Lu Zhishen, who was so immortal, ran and shouted to the node where Lu Junyi was flying.
Lu Zhishen shouted as he ran: "Boss, wait for me, don't start a war yet, I have something to say." Damn, what is this, oops!
Lu Yuanwai, can you see clearly and kick again, we are allies, oops, my waist, broken, broken. Shut your feet! ”
This series of sounds is that Lu Zhishen was running after Wu Ming, and suddenly ran into the attack range of Lu Junyi's flying legs.
Then the sad Lu Zhishen was kicked in the waist by Lu Junyi, who couldn't be recruited, and Lu Junyi was under the effect of inertia.
flew out with Lu Zhishen for more than 20 meters before stopping. Lu Zhishen, who was innocently lying on the gun, lay on the grass and couldn't get up.
He took a deep breath and shouted in his mouth: "Lu Yuanwai, we have no grievances in the past and no hatred in the near future, you can't treat me like this."
I'll admit that I made you attack the boss. I want to watch the excitement in the middle, but if you are dissatisfied, you can say it clearly.
You don't say anything and just give me a kick, and my old waist is about to break, I don't care, you don't prepare ten jars of good wine for me today.
No, my old waist doesn't seem to be so worthless, yes, if you don't prepare me fifty jars of good wine today, I won't be able to lie down here.
I want to let the brothers on Liangshan take a look, and let the boss see what kind of black hand you Lu Junyi have done to me.
also let everyone know that you Lu Junyi usually takes the lead in the righteous words, but behind his back, he kicked his brother's waist.
Although I am a monk, I don't usually need this waist, but my parents who have a body and skin, even if the waist is useless, should not be easily abandoned. ”
After Lu Zhishen just finished saying that his waist was useless, Zhiduoxing Wu Yong slipped out of the tree, looked at Lu Zhishen and shouted:
"What do you call me, Ruthiha?" Lu Zhishen looked up at Wu Yong who looked confused in the distance, it was an old mess.
Suddenly, there were 10,000 divine beast alpacas galloping past in his heart. This Wu Yong is really a god pit. I just want to blackmail Lu Junyi into having some good wine.
How much enmity do you have with me, come here and tear me down.
After Wu Yong slipped down from the tree, bursts of laughter sounded, and the Liangshan masters who arrived here early jumped down from the tree one after another.
They looked at Lu Zhishen who was lying on the ground, and then looked at Lu Junyi, who was standing next to Lu Zhishen with an embarrassed expression.
One by one, they couldn't close their mouths with a smile, and the black whirlwind Li Kui stretched out his thumb to Lu Zhishen and said, "Lu Tishi, on this Liang Mountain."
Except for the boss, I am most convinced by you, don't ask me why, I'll tell you now. To talk about martial arts.
The boss is the first, Lu Yuanwai is the second, if you want to be cheeky, our boss's new Bian Shen is well-deserved first.
But when it comes to touching porcelain and blackmailing people's kung fu, I dare to say that all the people on Liangshan can't catch up with you when they fight horses. ”
Hearing Li Kui's praise, Lu Zhishen still had to be cheeky after all, so he immediately turned over and rubbed his big bald head.
said: "Lu Yuanwai, don't listen to this foolish nonsense, you have to admit that I was kicked away by you just now."
I was kicked by you for more than 20 meters, and this is also a fact that everyone has seen it, and I won't say what I was kicked by you.
Even if you make an unintentional mistake, I can't be destroyed by your flying legs in vain, I don't want more, fifty jars of good wine.
I only need fifty jars of good wine, and this is the end of the matter. I don't want it for myself, but all the leaders here today have a share in it. ”
After hearing Lu Zhishen's words, the eyes of all the leaders on Liangshan were straight, and these fierce generals were basically good drinkers.
Although Wu Ming supplied them with the best wine from the Elite Gathering Restaurant, it was not an unlimited supply, after all, it was all spirits.
Wu Ming was afraid that these heroes would either make trouble or make a mistake if they drank too much, and Wu Ming also had a consideration that drinking too much alcohol would hurt his body.
Under Wu Ming's rationed supply, with the amount of alcohol of these heroes, there is no way to drink freely when they usually drink, at most, it is to satisfy their cravings.
Now they see that Lu Zhishen is so upright, he doesn't eat alone, and everyone shares the benefits together, and they all help Lu Zhishen to speak.
Lu Yuanwai, your family has a big business, and this is not a good bar.