Chapter 154: Happiness and Sorrow, Great Changes!
Lu Junyi watched all the heroes in Liangshan help Lu Zhishen speak, and asked him to buy fifty jars of good wine for Lu Zhishen, and he looked at Wu Ming with aggrieved eyes.
Wu Ming saw that Lu Junyi looked at him wrongly, as if he was a vicious mother-in-law who was angry with Lu Junyi's little daughter-in-law.
Wu Ming opened his mouth and said: "Lu Yuanwai, your family has a big business, so you don't need the money for these fifty jars of good wine." Since the brothers have said it.
I AM A RELATIVELY POPULAR PERSON, I RESPECT EVERYONE'S OPINIONS, YOU CAN PAY FOR FIFTY JARS OF GOOD WINE, SO THAT EVERYONE CAN BE HAPPY. ”
After listening to Wu Ming's words, Lu Jun said in his heart: Boss, are you kidding, my family has a big business, and you can be regarded as a big business compared to me?
It is said that 70% of the wealth of the Great Song Dynasty is in your hands, and you say that my family has a big business, and I also have a large family to raise.
Boss, don't you know how much money you have for a jar of wine, fifty jars, a full fifty jars, and a thousand taels of silver in one jar.
This is a lot of money, if it weren't for my Lu Junyi's diligence and thrift, where would I have saved so much silver.
Thinking that he was going to spend 50,000 taels of silver in one go, Lu Junyi felt a pain in his flesh.
Although Lu Junyi's heart hurts, he can't say it anyway, and when he says it, he feels that his BI character is not high enough.
Plainly let everyone see the joke.
The so-called loser does not lose the battle, Lu Junyi stiffened his head, gritted his teeth and said: "Boss, you underestimate me too much, am I the one who lacks that bit of silver?"
Don't say that it is fifty jars of good wine, even a hundred jars of good wine, and I can afford to buy Lu Junyi. Let's not talk about alcohol.
Boss, I used Shaolin flying legs just now, why did you suddenly laugh, and almost laughed out of breath, is this trick so ridiculous?
I originally thought that I could kick the boss you more than ten meters away with this move, but I didn't expect you to dodge the boss at the last moment.
Boss, you're too cheating, if you dodge, let me kick Lu Zhishen away, and fifty jars of wine were kicked out with this leg. ”
Wu Ming looked at Lu Junyi, and remembered the flying leg just now, Wu Ming couldn't help but laugh again. He smiled and said to Lu Junyi:
"Please forgive me for laughing, I really can't hold it back, imagine for yourself, a fat man of five hundred pounds.
Leaking his upper body, he flew in the air with a scream, like a flying pig, and this scene was unbearable.
Although you are not a fat man of 500 pounds, you are a body of muscles, but I can't help but think of Fliggy. ”
Wu Ming didn't explain it, it's okay, this explanation, Lu Junyi's face completely darkened, this boss, is there such a pit for the younger brother.
And the other leaders of Liangshan, after hearing Wu Ming's explanation, all laughed out loud, and they all laughed forward and backwards.
The most exaggerated is Lin Chong, maybe Lin Chong has been suppressed since the time when he hit Liangshan, and he has been suppressed for a long time.
After hearing Wu Ming's words at this time, he completely released his previous depression, and he squatted on the ground with his stomach covered with a smile.
While laughing, he said: "Hahaha, no, my intestines are going to break with laughter, senior brother, although you are my senior brother, it stands to reason that I shouldn't laugh at you."
However, I couldn't help it, it was so funny. The more I think about it, the more interesting it becomes, and I don't think I think it's the boss if he doesn't say it.
But as soon as the boss said, hey, it's really like, a fat pig, screaming, flying in the air. Haha, I can't stand it anymore, let me laugh a little longer. ”
Looking at the laughing leaders, Lu Junyi completely lost his temper, what else could he say, whether to beat the boss out of his anger, or kill these leaders.
He can't do either of these things, he can only say that the boss is too cheating, and he made fun of him, and he is his own brother.
Forget it, bear with it. Even if you are embarrassed and thrown to your grandmother's house, what can you do, if you want to open a little bit, be thick-skinned and be thick-skinned, and this matter will be over after a while.
It's okay to laugh, but you can't let them laugh like this forever, thinking of this, Lu Junyi sank his face and shouted:
"Come on, it's almost enough, stop laughing, I won't buy you any more wine."
When the leaders of Liangshan heard this, they laughed and had no more wine to drink, so they immediately held back their laughter one by one and put away their laughter. It's just that it's hard to endure one by one.
His face was pale, his shoulders were shaking, he was smiling in his heart, but he had a very serious expression on his face.
When Wu Ming saw this situation, he also knew that he had inadvertently pitted Lu Junyi this time, making Lu Junyi everyone's laughing stock.
Forget it, I wrote down the incident this time, and it's a big deal to find an opportunity to compensate him in the future, and I didn't mean to.
Just when Wu Ming just thought of this, the phone rang, and Wu Ming picked up the phone and saw that it was actually Master Li calling.
Wu Ming was very puzzled, how could Master Li make a good call, and now the Wenchen generals in Bianliang City who did not deal with him were all obedient by themselves.
Those who were verbose and crooked were also sent overseas by themselves, and the defense forces of Bianliang City were all replaced by their dwarven subordinates.
The current Bianliang City can be said to be monolithic, and there shouldn't be anything urgent enough to ask Master Li to call him.
Wu Ming, who was puzzled, picked up the phone, and Zhao Zhe's urgent voice came from the phone: "National teacher, something has happened, something has happened."
Jiaozhi attacked our Lingnan region, and due to the suddenness of the incident, the unsuspecting Lingnan lost three state capitals.
Those invaders slaughtered the soldiers and civilians of our Great Song Dynasty in Jiaozhi, with a population of more than 100,000. National teacher, this revenge must be avenged, a whole hundred thousand people. ”
After hearing Zhao Zhe's words, Wu Mingqi's face turned green, and Wu Ming, who was in a hurry, spit out a mouthful of blood.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Jiaozhi, I'm going to destroy you." ”
The leaders of Liangshan were still happy, but when they suddenly saw Wu Ming spurting blood, they all panicked, and hurriedly gathered around Wu Ming.
Nervously asked, "Boss, what's wrong, boss, are you okay?" Wu Ming shook his head and looked up to the sky and sighed: "It's all my fault." It was my negligence. ”
After Wu Ming finished shouting, he fell into deep self-blame, it was indeed his own negligence, such a thing did happen in the Northern Song Dynasty in history.
However, due to his own crossing, many historical events did not occur according to the original time. This cochin invasion should have happened a long time ago.
But it never happened to him, and Wu Ming wrongly judged that this thing would not happen. His intelligence focus has always been on the country and Kim Liao.
For Jiaozhi, Wu Ming ignored it, and he mistakenly thought that a small country could have any impact on the Great Song Dynasty.
It is not a powerful country like Jin Liao, and Jiaozhi's combat power is not much stronger than that of the Great Song Dynasty. But it's a small oversight of my own.
But it has caused such tragic consequences.