Chapter 10 Call Me Aunt Thirteen
Li Guolou stood up and said with a smile: "Master Huang has humanistic feelings, the concept of equality between men and women, the younger brother admires it very much, and he has been delayed in Britain and Europe, where the concept of equality has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the idea of capitalism is in the ascendant, and some countries are still making revolutions for this." ”
Nabazi hurriedly said: "Little Lizi, what nonsense are you talking about!" Palm! ”
Li Guolou was a little stunned, and immediately didn't dare to go down, his monkey tail was cocked again, what's wrong today? When you meet a ghost, you expose your true thoughts in front of your opponent, if this is a decisive battle, isn't it looking for your own death?
Huang Qiying laughed and said, "We martial artists don't talk about state affairs, let those nerds worry about it." Walk! Mr. Li, let's have a drink. ”
Huang Qiying grabbed Li Guolou's wrist, as if she had forgotten that she was going to drink, and her palm was vigorous. grabbed Li Guolou's teeth and grinned, and he was about to crush his bones. Hate Li Guolou almost pulled out his fists, Huang Qiying relaxed his palms, laughed, and walked hand in hand like friends.
Li Guolou's wrist has been pinched by Huang Qiying, and it has become red and swollen, Li Guolou suffered a loss, and secretly scolded: Huang Qiying! You are a despicable villain, thinking that this little injury can scare him to retreat, don't you know that a man with an injury can stimulate the potential of his body more, and the raging anger has ignited in Li Guolou's heart, this revenge! It will be reported later.
The cold dishes in the West Flower Hall have been arranged, and the VIP invites Nabazi to sit on the main seat to the south, and Li Guolou and Huang Qiying sit on both sides of Nabazi. In the center of the table is a white water sheep's head, which is strange and scary. Bursting belly, minced meat baked cakes, Wufu longevity peaches, donkey rolling, fried liver, hemp tofu, pea yellow, kidney bean rolls, make people salivate.
Chen Rou's belly bulged slightly, she was already pregnant, she sat next to Huang Qiying, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, these dishes are all cooked by me and my aunt, don't laugh at us if they don't burn well." ”
The Monkey King sighed and said, "It's not good, I can eat the banquet cooked by my master and aunt, and I won't put down my chopsticks when I slap them." ”
Huang Qiying said: "That five, my aunt's husband originally made it in the imperial dining room, and my wife learned these dishes from the two of them. Let's try it together. ”
Nabazi's eyes lit up, and he smiled: "Hmm! Yes, the style of the plating is quite exquisite. Ay! Why didn't the little birthday star come? ”
Chen Rou glared at the fat cow and said, "The child was woken up by the fat cow's throat, and now he is still in a mood." Her mother is coaxing her, and she will come later. You eat first, I'll go to the kitchen. ”
There is also a woman on the table, who is the wife of the vulture Chen Shuang, Huang Tianqi is a big man, the first to fill the glass for himself, and at a glance he is a person who can drink. The countryman who didn't understand the rules made the movements that didn't come on the table, so that the vulture began to touch his bald head again, and smirked at his master Huang Qiying, which was regarded as making amends.
The Monkey King asked, "Mr. Li, I don't know if you like white wine or rice wine?" ”
Li Guolou replied honestly: "Monkey King, if you can't drink too much, you still drink yellow bars." ”
Huang Qiying suddenly changed color and shouted: "Hey! That's what kind of line, the guests have to have fun when they come, the fourth, pour bamboo leaves for the guests. ”
Li Guolou glanced at the Monkey King, a person who was so uninteresting, he didn't even understand the master's temper, and wasted the name of the Monkey King in vain. I just don't know if the Monkey King's face after drinking will be as red as the Monkey King's ass after drinking?
Li Guolou laughed dryly, stood up with a wine glass, and said, "I'm really embarrassed today, and I want Master Huang to treat you." The next time the younger brother is the east, Fengze Garden is full of Han people. Wang Wu, if you call your master out again, it is better to settle the grievances than to settle them. ”
Li Guolou finally figured it out, the table was full of good food and wine, and what kind of field was smashed! After a while, Zhu Yeqing poured into his stomach, his feet fluttered, and his lost phantom steps couldn't be used. Huang Qiying deliberately let him drink liquor and fight again! Didn't he let his two hands be crushed by Huang Qiying? Li Guolou is not stupid, he has already won a game today, and he will accept it when he sees it.
Na Bazi stroked the sparse fur under his chin, nodded and said: "Today's stall can be said to be full of plates and bowls, those with claws do not eat turtles, and those with legs do not eat benches, let's go home happy." Second brother, it's a person who takes a breath and comes out. ”
Wang Wu was also full of gluttony, so he hurriedly stood up, toasted Huang Qiying, and said, "We don't know each other." Master Huang is a friend enough, my Wang Wu doesn't hide Meng Ge'er, this matter is wrapped up in the little nephew, let's have a full plate and a full bowl. I'll give Master Huang a cup first, and I'll do it first. ”
Huang Qiying was in a good mood, and the three hairy boys came to challenge, and gave him two rounds to get it all done. It is not easy to come to a new place to open a martial arts hall, outsiders do not accept it, and northerners reject southerners, calling them southern barbarians. If you want to gain a foothold here, you must have friends and allies. The three people in front of him are the epitome of Jingshi, there are people behind them, and there are several powerful forces hidden, which are not something that he can afford to provoke as a martial artist.
It's good to see each other in the future, and after drinking this wine, we are good friends in the future. Huang Qiying also stood up and said loudly: "Come on!" We all have a toast, as the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other, in fact, we are all destined people. ”
The bazi said loudly, "Good! Master Huang is the bureau, I have made this friend, we will not get drunk today. ”
A glass of white wine burned like fire, and Li Guolou's face was already red. A glass of this liquor is about three yuan, and three glasses are one or two. The feelings are deep, drink at the banquet, first three glasses, no matter whether you drink well or not, after drinking one glass, you will drink two glasses. Li Guolou drank three cups in a row, and the soles of his feet were already floating, and his head began to get dizzy.
Na Bazi knew that Li Guolou couldn't drink well, so he became a big brother, blocked the wine for Li Guolou, and told everyone not to play fake foreign devils. His belly is a treasure book, and they are all legendary stories in the Jingshi. Starting from the shell Lang Hutong where Bao Zhilin is located, there is no boundless history of the palace in the palace.
This kind of person is indispensable at the banquet, saying that brothers and sisters toast each other, no one can stand it, there must be someone like Nabazi to warm up. Nowadays, many Manchurians go to the Ministry of Internal Affairs every month to get a monthly amount of silver, that is, they go to the teahouse to fight crickets, listen to stories, and play with birds. Although most of them have become a burden to the Qing Empire, there is one thing that has grown up, and the Manchurians have become the most capable people. There are many, many people like Nabazi in the Jingshi, they are well-dressed, and they can run and eat wherever they want. can also sit at the main table, eat and take, this is also a skill.
Li Guolou was hungry, so he picked up a minced meat cake and ate it, and took a second bite. Chen Xiangfang came in, and there was a little girl beside her, dressed in an emerald green flower dress, with two pigtails on her head, and a pair of big bony eyes, swaying to see everyone laughing.
Li Guolou smiled at the little girl, and Chen Xiangfang said: "Mr. Li, you need to dip the minced meat cake in sweet sauce, so that you can eat strongly." ”
Li Guolou said casually: "Ms. Chen, that sweet sauce is too sweet, I don't like to eat it." ”
Chen Xiangfang was unhappy, snatched the minced meat cake from Li Guolou's hand, and shouted: "If you don't like it, don't eat it, I still ask you to not." After speaking, he took a bite of minced meat and baked cakes, and continued to stare at Li Guolou.
Li Guolou didn't expect to offend the chef with a word, his face was embarrassed, and the strength of the wine, which had receded slightly, suddenly turned red again.
Huang Qiying smiled bitterly: "Aunt Chen, don't play Mr. Li, people are still a chick, and they can't stand your spicy energy." ”
Li Guolou was half-true and half-false, and said: "It's okay, it's okay, the fake foreign devil is still hugged and kissed by girls abroad, this little battle, I won't fall yet." And he said, "Little friend, what's your name?" ”
Li Guolou couldn't stand Chen Xiangfang's commotion when he looked at him, and hurriedly lowered his head to tease the child.
The little girl stretched out her right hand and said coquettishly: "Uncle, Wishing you prosperity, bring the red envelope." ”
One sentence caused the whole house to applaud, and Na Bazi was the first to laugh and said: "The little birthday star has a birthday, of course, there are red envelopes." After saying that, Nabazi took out a red envelope from his arms, put two big coins on the spot, and then handed it to the little girl.
The little girl was well-behaved and said loudly: "Thank you, uncle, I wish you an early birth to a precious son." After speaking, she handed the red envelope to her mother, Chen Xiangfang.
Wang Wu didn't have a red envelope, so he directly took two big coins, put them in the little girl's hand, and said with a smile: "Little bell, we are not married, I wish our wishes come true." ”
The little girl looked up at her mother, who was doing what she was told.
Chen Xiangfang smiled and said, "Lingling, what other good things do you say?" ”
The little girl said coquettishly: "Uncle, I wish you a long life and a hundred years old, and all your wishes come true." ”
Li Guolou had already gone to fetch his coat, which hung on a shelf in the corner of the dining room. At this time, most of the common people put copper coins in the money bag around their waists, as well as in the money bags in their arms, or put them in a wide belt, and there is a dark layer in the belt, which can be put into the money.
Li Guolou took out the money bag from his coat pocket, felt empty, and spent all his pocket money this morning.
Chen Xiangfang looked at Li Guolou and said, "No, then forget it." Borrowed money is unlucky, we don't take it. ”
Li Guolou was anxious and said, "Yes, yes!" My aunt and grandmother are afraid of you, for the sake of yesterday, I broke the bank and eliminated the disaster. ”
Li Guolou still had a dark layer inside his coat, and he unbuttoned the dark layer and took out the wallet from it. Sneakily took out a silver ticket from it, folded it, didn't let others see the number, handed it directly to Chen Xiangfang, and said: "Grandma, this is Li Guolou's sincere intention to compensate you, please be merciful to your aunt, don't squeeze me anymore." ”
Chen Xiangfang didn't look at the number of silver tickets, and said with a smile: "Li Guolou, let's call it by name." The generations here are too messy, if you call me Grandma Chen, then you call my daughter Aunt Thirteen. ”
Li Guolou said: "Yes, yes, in fact, let the fake foreign devil call the thirteenth aunt, Wishing you prosperity, bring the red envelope." ”
Li Guolou joked, bent down, and reached out to the little girl to ask for a red envelope.