Chapter 9: Put on the vest
Li Guolou could only hold back, Shanshan was silent, looked at Wang Wu, and wanted Wang Wu to say a few fair words.
Wang Wu shouted a few times except when Li Guolou won, and he became dumb again. Now that his identity is different, what he says must stand in the position of a fair hero, how can he help Li Guolou who has no reason to speak, and now it is better to say less.
Nabazi saw that Wang Wu was interested in learning and did not come out, and he was even more domineering, and admonished: "Fat cows and vultures, in the future, treat guests with sincerity and convince people with virtue, and you can't just think about fighting." You know? He also said: "Master Huang, don't be angry, if you are angry, I am also angry, for my sake, tell the two apprentices to get up." Didn't such a big living person, kneeling on the ground, drive our guests away? โ
As a guest, Nabazi said this, and the fat cow and vulture sat down again, and a martial arts discussion class came to an end. Huang Qiying apologized to Li Guolou again, did not educate the apprentice well, and let the guests see the joke.
Na Bazi knew very well that he would have to rely on him to support the scene next, and he would be able to do it easily. The old bottom of the fake foreign devil has long been figured out by him, and he wants the fake foreign devil to bow his head, but it's not his words. Naba raised his head arrogantly, he had reason to believe that the Qing Empire would not be able to play without him. Why not let him negotiate with the British Empire, France, the United States, and Russia? God is really blind to his eyes, the outstanding talents of the Qing Empire are wasted on the rivers and lakes, and the tyrannical cruelty of heavenly things is to be hit by the five thunders of the sky.
Li Guolou was putting on his coat again, and inside the room, a woman walked out, holding a dustpan and a broom, to clean up. When the woman saw Li Guolou, she glared at her eyes viciously, pointed at Sang and scolded Huai: "I don't know where the plague god came from, I scared my daughter awake, if there are sequelae, I will go desperately to find him." โ
Li Guolou's face changed, and he watched the young woman bend down to sweep away the dirt on the ground and the fragments of the flower pots.
The fat cow's face also became embarrassed, and he immediately stood up and said, "Grandma Chen, it's all my fault, let me come." โ
Chen Xiangfang swept the floor and said, "No! You're a stupid cow that barks at the crow's croak. You don't see that there are many crows in the world, even if I betray my ancestors and approve a foreign skin, I can recognize my ancestors as soybeans, and if I want to become mung beans, I will be a jiazi in another sixty years. I also want to ask the king of Yama if he disagrees with the unreasonable demands of soybeans. โ
Chen Xiangfang scolded Li Guolou so much that he didn't know what to do, and he pushed it in a mess, and suddenly stole the limelight from Naba and became the protagonist in the living room.
Huang Qiying hurriedly said, "Aunt Chen, my nephew didn't offend you. Give me a face, this guest is the grandchild of Li Hongzhang, the national hero of the Qing Empire. You scolded so many soybeans and mung beans, didn't you scold Lord Zhongtang as well? โ
Chen Xiangfang is a big person, anyone dares to bully, her waist is straight, she glanced at Li Guolou, and shouted: "What's the matter, I'm not convinced, don't think that I don't know you if you put on the vest, the cow ghost snake god has an outer package, and it's still a turtle!" I haven't settled the account with you last time. โ
Li Guolou was scolded by Chen Xiangfang so much that Huang Qiying couldn't hold his face, and said hurriedly: "Xiaorou! Hurry up and come on. โ
He wanted to ask his wife Chen Rou to persuade the little aunt to go away quickly, don't come to make trouble.
Li Guolou said suspiciously: "This lady, do you and I know each other?" This is the first time we know each other in my memory. โ
Chen Xiangfang clenched her fine teeth and said, "Think about it again, is it the first time we have met." โ
Li Guolou shook his head and said: "Ms. Chen, I really can't think of any offending you, if there is really a collision, please forgive Ms. Chen." โ
Wang Wu interjected: "Mr. Li, I remember, it's the one we met yesterday who climbed the tree, didn't you still whistle to others?" โ
"Ohยทยทยทยทยทยท" Li Guolou was exposed to the nature of a pervert, and when he saw the eldest girl climbing a tree on the street, Li Guolou rose up, like a British devil playing hooligan, and whistled on an impulse. His whistle is very sharp, which makes people look sideways, Li Guolou's dress, as long as he is seen, he will never forget it.
There were a lot of people on the street, Chen Xiangfang remembered Li Guolou's death, and she hated Li Guolou's provocation.
Li Guolou was exposed, and he couldn't help but bow his head and admit his mistake, and said: "I'm sorry Ms. Chen, I have developed a lot of bad habits, and you have a lot of them, don't worry about fake foreign devils." But let me tell you, I'm not a snake, and I can't be wrapped into a turtle. โ
Li Guolou likes to joke specially, and he still makes fun of himself, everyone who knows him knows his virtue, and there is no one who does not fall into the ground.
Chen Xiangfang couldn't help but sneer, and squinted: "Fake foreign devil, you are not bad when you see a half-old walking on the street, staring at others." One day, if you meet someone who is not stingy, give you a brick, and you will know what liver tremor is. I see you're wearing a vest all day long, and you're chattering inside and outside the house, and I don't know why it's smelly and beautiful. โ
Li Guolou said with a smile: "Ms. Chen still knows me best, knows that I love stinky beauty a little, and I will wait for you to send me tomorrow, don't squeeze me now." โ
Chen Xiangfang was lightly angry, "spitted" Li Guolou, and gave Li Guolou a big confused look, making everyone present completely speechless.
Li Guolou embarrassed the lady, hurriedly lowered his head to drink tea, and stopped talking. He didn't say anything excessive, he was just belittling himself, but in the end, Chen Xiangfang came to "take a bite", as if he took advantage of other people's little ladies.
Huang Qiying and his wife Chen Rou glanced at each other meaningfully, while the fat cow glared at Li Guolou with hatred, they had different thoughts, everyone had a different understanding of this matter, Li Guolou was at a loss and didn't know what to do.
Na Bazi was stirred up by the little lady, and she didn't know Dong'er five or six all of a sudden, seeing that the scene was a little deserted, she said: "Master Huang, my third brother is a mallet, I haven't seen a big scene, you are a senior, don't worry about him, I will pay for the flower pot." โ
Beat the bad people's things to accompany! Li Guolou suddenly felt like he had fallen into the abyss, so what else to fight! Baht must be compared, people have a mistake, isn't it not happy to find it yourself?
Huang Qiying waved his hand and said, "That gentleman is polite, how can I, Huang Qiying, ask for that gentleman's money, a small amount of money in a flower pot is not enough to worry about." It's just that I'm short-sighted, and I haven't seen what kind of kung fu Mr. Li is doing, can you tell me? โ
Li Guolou said: "I am dissatisfied with Master Huang, because there are many martial artists in my hometown who take care of the family, and I have practiced kung fu with them since I was a child, and later went abroad to practice in a foreigner's boxing gym. Therefore, a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west, learning everything, not doing anything, and half-hanging the tube, it is the ability to make Master Huang smile. โ
Fat cows, vultures, water floats, and the Monkey King immediately sneered on their faces, Chinese martial arts pay attention to sects and masters, worship a good master, you can enjoy a lifetime. Raising the banner of the master, you can eat and drink in many places. This is the same reason as the seniors in the gangsters, China is a country of etiquette, and the younger generations can only be humble when they see their predecessors, otherwise the great sin of not respecting the teacher will make a person never turn over.
Wang Wu snickered in his heart, it is best to fight again, let the vulture train Li Guolou again, and taste the power of fake foreign devils. Huang Qiying's face can't be hung up, as long as Huang Qiying catches the ducks on the shelves, the plaque of "Bao Zhilin" will definitely be smashed by Li Guolou. He discussed with his master and brothers that with Li Guolou's strange kung fu, he would suffer a big loss if he didn't fight with fake foreign ghosts. If the fake foreign devil falls to the ground, he can turn defeat into victory, you think he has won, and the fake foreign devil can come to a Jedi counterattack. This is not a category of Chinese kung fu understanding, and fake foreign devils have made up a whole new set of theories, which can also justify themselves.
Huang Qiying didn't look down on Li Guolou in his heart, the originators of those martial arts sects, didn't they just create their own kung fu. After Li Guolou was able to learn various martial arts, he created his own unique techniques, which made him feel that his ideas were strong, and he had already thought about not fighting again.
Huang Qiying exclaimed: "Okay, the hero is a young man, Mr. Li is young, he can understand the true meaning of martial arts, I will ask you for advice in a while." โ
Li Guolou said: "Master Huang, you're polite, I have to learn more from you in the future, and I hope to give me advice." โ
Li Guolou didn't understand Huang Qiying's words, thinking that people were going to fight him, but they just wanted to "delay for a while", and it seemed that they were going to be after lunch. A smell of meat and coriander wafts from the kitchen outside to the living room, and the smell is mouth-watering. Li Guolou got up at five o'clock, ate breakfast early, walked for another three hours, and after another fight, he was already hungry.
Li Guolou swallowed his saliva and lifted the teacup, but he drank a few pieces of tea in his mouth, and there was no water in the teacup.
Nabazi lifted the teapot and said with a smile: "The sweet water of the shell lang is here." โ
That bazi was like a guy running the hall, going around in front of everyone, filling everyone's tea, pausing deliberately in front of Wang Wu, and said in a low voice: "Second brother, be honest with me, close your beak, people are serving you with good wine, don't give me a share." โ
Wang Wu had already seen the Sutra of Tricks, and Bao Zhilin even used the "beauty trick", and he could understand the words of this master Huang Qiying. Everyone's thoughts are the same, "Master's" face cannot be lost, since they can play flower work, today's action is in vain.
Wang Wu said with a smile: "That bazi, who told us to be small, the second brother will listen to you." โ
As soon as the Monkey King heard this, Wang Wu of the Beihai Martial Arts Pavilion also softened his words, stood up, and said: "Three friends, it's better to come early than to come by chance, today is the third birthday of our master's sister-in-law, let's celebrate together, please!" โ
Huang Qiying raised her hand to make an invitation and said, "Mr. Li, don't laugh, we Nanban people don't pay attention to it, men and women sit at the same table, you don't see it outside." โ