What's wrong with bedwetting?

Explain that you are sleeping well.

In the past few days, no one in the entire county has known about it, and no one knows about it.

My aunt wetted the bed!!

It doesn't matter if other people know it or not, they are most afraid of being ridiculed by Shangguan Xue with a big mouth. Threaten it from time to time!

Recently, I often put helplessness on my face.

Who hasn't wet a bed?

Both men and women have peed, and even if they wet the bed, they will not dry it, and many people have had similar experiences!

Tang Tang was pointed at by everyone, and there were many discussions. All of this has its own reasons, but it's mostly Fluttershy's big mouth. For a few days, I don't say a word to Fluttershy.

In order to escape for a few days, I often went to the alley where I had just come to this world. Have a long talk with two old beggars.

If it is not caused by the immediate performance, it must be thought that it is the rush of the superior in the world.

"Little brother, we hit it off at first sight, and it is inevitable that we will hate each other late. Look at your bones in amazement. Today, I will make an exception and give you a set of martial arts methods." When the old beggar had finished speaking, he took out a book from his bosom that still looked like it.

Excited heart, trembling hands take the book.

"Nineteen Palms of the Dragon"!!!

Yaya's phew, it's actually one more palm than the eighteen palms of the dragon?

It is said that Qiao Feng and Guo Jing became masters among the masters by relying on only eighteen palms. If you learn to have nineteen palms, wouldn't it be more powerful than Qiao Feng and Guo Jing!!

The more I think about it, the happier I become, God is indeed fair. Although he was ridiculed, he got peerless martial arts. Simply beautiful don't want it?

Put away the cheats and say goodbye to the two.

When I got back, I locked the door, took out the cheats, and respectfully put them on the table.

"All the masters are above, and the disciples must continue their essence. In the future, I will be chivalrous and righteous, and it will be fun to help others." After speaking, he kowtowed to the cheats three times.

"Hehe, Shangguan Xue is waiting for my brother. When I'm done, I'll beat you up." Tang Tang said with an evil fantasy on his face.

………

"Open the door. Locking the door in broad daylight is not doing something unseemly"?

"Open the door, open the door quickly". Shangguan Xue banged the door.

"It doesn't hurt to say that the hand doesn't hurt, but the door hurts. Isn't it good for girls to be reserved and elegant"?

Although Shangguan Xue is a woman like the wind, and everything she does is in a hurry, Tang Tang is not disgusted? Is this typical willing to fight?

"What do you hold in your hands"? Shangguan Xue saw that Tang Tang began to lecture himself again, so she changed the topic.

"No, nothing. You must have read it wrong."

"Take it. Sample". Taking advantage of Tang Tang's defenselessness, he snatched the nineteen palms of the dragon descending in Tang Tang's hand.

"Secretly practicing martial arts! Where did you come from"?

"What do you mean by practicing secretly? Of course someone else sent it. This set of martial arts is waiting for me to practice. I dare to call it second, and no one else in the world dares to call it first."

Seeing that Tang Tang was full of confidence, Shangguan Xue couldn't help but open the cheats.

"If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace." Looking at a few big characters, Shangguan Xue's face flushed.

"Are you sure you want to practice this book of Nineteen Palms of Dragon Descending"?

"Of course, when I am both civil and military, I will hoe the strong and help the weak in the future."

"I'm afraid that you have a naïve civil and military life, but you have no chance with your children." Shangguan Xue handed the cheats to Tang Tang.

"If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace."

Well, these nineteen palms don't seem right!

"Yaya's phew, it's actually called Brother Zigong!! So did Guo Jing go from the palace or didn't he go to the palace back then? Anyway, where did his descendants come from? Could it be...". Tang Tang slapped his head with a big ear of melon seeds.

If you really want to be from the palace, no matter how powerful the martial arts are, it is all waste paper. I resolutely don't believe that there is such a strange dragon descending nineteen palms in the world, and the nineteen palms of the dragon descending are powerful with masculinity. If it is from the palace, is it still called the Nineteen Palms of the Dragon? That's the standard for undefeated in the East. Turn the second page again with doubts.

"If you want to practice this skill, you can not go to the palace."

Back then, did Lin Pingzhi and Yue Buqun tease? When you see the first page, you click yourself directly? It is estimated that he slapped himself a few times at the beginning.

Turn the third page again.

"Kanglong has regrets".

That's right. In the past, the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon and the Legend of the Condor Heroes were called Kanglong has regrets.

It's just that before I was happy, the blank page behind it completely poured cold water.

The more you turn it, the darker it becomes.

"Grandma's, actually lied to my brother"?

"It's okay, I not only have a lot of martial arts secrets, but also many martial arts masters. If you want to learn, I can let them teach you". Shangguan Xue comforted.

Tang Tang took the cheats and ran angrily to find the two old beggars.

When I saw two old beggars squatting on the side of the road begging, I was originally angry, but in the end I disappeared without a trace.

What did people lie to you? Nothing was given. Where did the deception come from? What's more, if there are really martial arts cheats, they don't practice them themselves? If it's true, they still beg?

After a calm analysis, give yourself a mocking smile. Then he walked towards the old beggar.

"Two old men, this is two thousand taels. Do a little bit of business in the future."

The two looked at each other and smiled. But he did not accept the silver ticket.

"Went home and read the cheats"?

Tang Tang nodded.

"Nothing"?

"There are words".

"I was trying to question the two of us"?

Tang Tang nodded shamefully.

"Kid, the cheats are true. It's just that special potions are needed. to be revealed. And you just paid for the potion, so this bottle of potion, we will give it to you."

Tang Tang took the red potion from the beggar's hand. Touch the potion for a moment. And he fell asleep.

"It's always called a flower, what's the matter? The character I choose is no problem"!

"You're lucky this time, and we wish him a quick hand."

………

Waking up is not waking up, just waking up and seeing two old beggars. Then hit by a hydrangea. Re-enter the Li Mansion to live. Case-solved! Lobbying bandits! Caught! Homicide! Earn! Martial arts cheats!

His eyes snapped open.

The cheats and potions are still there, and even the silver ticket is still there. But the old beggar was gone.

Just like a movie replay? I had such a long dream!!

"Young man, he will one day be chivalrous and righteous and petition for others." A neutral voice came into my ears.

Looking at the potions and cheats in his hands, he kowtowed to the air three times.

Although I don't know who the two predecessors are, a similar episode seems to appear in Xing Ye's "Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qi'er". When the protagonist in the play is decadent, he meets an old beggar. Then he woke up, his injuries were intact, and he learned to sleep as an arhat.

While there are no shortcuts, at least the cheats are real. And the only thing to do is for man to conquer the sky.

Often inconspicuous people are really gods.

Back in the room, Shangguan Xue didn't leave! And look straight at yourself.

Instinctively put his hands in front of his chest.

"Do you want to go out to the lake at night? I've heard that there will be a lot of rewards for fans of Guess the Lantern."

This attitude, this posture, this voice, this long legs!

Crispy, don't don't. If you don't have cheats, as soon as you hear that there is a reward, then you will definitely go back. But today is different from the past, now it is also a petty bourgeoisie, and the most important thing is to learn a skill, but I don't believe that I am so lucky every time. After all, to prevent in the future, with the value of force, there is confidence!

"If you don't go, you won't go, huh". Shangguan Xue broke out of the door.

Ay!

The woman is coquettish, and the bottle cap can't be unscrewed.

Launched a rage, not only screwed the door down, but also estimated to be able to unscrew the heavenly spirit cover.

………

Can't wait to drop the potion on the cheats. The cheats immediately appear in text and accompanied by pictures.

"Don't play like this"!

Full of traditional Chinese characters, the key is for Tang Tang, who is a scumbag, it knows Tang Tang, and Tang Tang doesn't know it!

The mood is like a roller coaster, sometimes high and sometimes low.

Tang Tang, who was paralyzed on the ground, suddenly slapped his head. Then he stepped out the door with the cheats.

"Momo, I need your help." Tang Tang said with a serious face.

It was rare to see Tang Tang so serious, and Momo put down the mandarin duck in his hand.

"yes, you have a good bird embroidery!"

Momo gave Tang Tang a big roll of his eyes.

Seeing Momo's face darkened instantly, it seemed that her consciousness had said the wrong thing.

"Which Momo, can you help me read the words in the book aloud"?

Momo took the cheats book and flipped through it carefully.

"You want to learn martial arts"?

"Well, that's how you can protect Momo. Isn't it"?

The foam immediately turns from black to red.

Ay!

Women really like sweet talk.

Listening to Momo read aloud, I wrote it down word for word in my heart.

Don't get me wrong, do you believe that the scumbag can memorize nineteen palms?

Obviously not, one move is the limit.

In the future, in addition to reading, at least there will be martial arts to send muscles and bones.

Day after day.

Looking at the biceps of both arms bulging up the small steamed buns, I was very satisfied.

I took a bath, got a new outfit, and tinkered with my hairstyle. Two large white teeth leaked out of the bronze mirror. I was very satisfied with the eggplant.

Why is there so much focus on instrumentation today?

Today, the whole family is going to celebrate Grandma Shangguan Xue's birthday. No matter how much you can't lose your father-in-law's face. That's why I paid special attention today.

On the other side, the official mansion is in the middle of the house.

"Miss is so beautiful, if someone marries Miss in the future. It must have burned high incense for eight lifetimes." A girl complimented.

"Hey! It's just that there are guys who don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade." Shangguan Xue held his chin and sighed.

At this time, the guests in the lobby outside the house have arrived one after another.

When Li Gao and his entourage saw the full house of guests, they looked envious. Among them, there are many of their own bosses, as well as many well-known wealthy businessmen in the business world. There are even martial arts seniors.

In the 21st century, it's the black-and-white rhythm.

I thought that the richest man on one side was only local officials and wealthy businessmen who came to congratulate him. I never thought that there were dignitaries and dignitaries from the next few counties.

Tang Tang refused to go with Momo.

Don't get me wrong.

It's just that the old man took him to meet some so-called characters with heads and faces, and Tang Tang didn't like this kind of flattering friendship from the bottom of his heart.

"What! Xiao Xianggong didn't come"?

Shangguan Xue rarely dressed up once, so that Tang Tangliang would be blind. Let Tang Tang know that he also has a beautiful girl, don't always be crazy and crazy.

"He said he didn't like the occasion very much and wanted to hang out alone."

"It's good to be rich, fortunately, my brother is from the 21st century and knows the southeast and northwest, otherwise it's really hard to say that I got lost"! Tang Tang stopped all the way, and from time to time sighed at the atmosphere and luxury of the Shangguan Mansion.

Suddenly stopped.

Crying could be heard in the distance.

Tang Tang rushed to hear the sound.

Staring.

"Tell you to steal, don't learn well at a young age". Several women are scuffling a dirty teenage girl.

"Stop". Tang Tang didn't want to meddle in things, but he acted bravely out of instinct. That's a lot of pride. After all, this has finally inherited the excellent genes of my parents.

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