Chapter 10: The Mess Is Bigger
The attitude is respectful and the smile is sincere.
This is not the wrong medicine!
When I saw Fan Jian twice before, his expression was obviously different, and I thought to myself, can I really release my suspicions after being slapped in the face?
"Brother Tang". Fan Jian bowed deeply, his eyes full of warmth.
"Something"?
"Something, a great thing. I just don't know if Brother Tang dares to do so"?
Is there something I don't dare?
Well. Indeed, many do not dare.
"I knew that I didn't hold back my fart." Tang Tang said disappreciatively.
"Today, Fairy Lingyun will stay in Beixian for half a day. I invited Brother Tang to bet on the true appearance of Lingyun Fairy. How about the two of us release our previous suspicions"?
What does this mean not to give him face? Can't you release your suspicions?
"Don't go". Extremely crisp.
How about not giving face? What if you don't release your suspicions? Brother is afraid of you? I won't bird you. What can you do?
"Oh, it's a pity. It is said that the Lingyun Fairy smiled slightly and fell into the city. If you are lucky enough to gamble on your true face, Xiaosheng can scatter money. I had no choice but to hear that Fairy Lingyun regarded money and jewelry as dung. Only make friends with talented people". Fan Jian said with a sigh.
This goods turned out to be puberty!
"How much can you give if you can see her true face"?
You can't make money without him. What's more, it's still high cost and low risk. If you have money, you don't earn it.
When Fan Jian heard this, he heard that Tang Tang had intentions, but he just gave more pain to the flesh and less to the egg.
"Ten thousand taels".
Tang Tang swallowed.
I've seen a loser, but I've never seen such a loser! When you see it, you just smash 10,000 taels? Suddenly I feel that people are more popular than people. When I first arrived, I struggled for a meal. This silver ticket is estimated to be a pile of paper in his eyes. Reincarnation is really an art. Of course, you have to be extremely cooperative with your parents.
"Fluttershy, you talk to Momo. I'll go out for a while."
Driven by money, it was a plagiarism that was ready to work hard.
If you don't have ink, you can't do it, and it's an art to be able to copy. For this ten thousand taels. I can only be a villain again.
By the time the two reached the lake, both sides of the shore were overcrowded.
Can a woman have such influence? This posture is placed in the 21st century, and it is at least the standard configuration of first-line celebrities!
Tang Tang saw so many onlookers, and he also had a trace of curiosity in his heart. Is the so-called Lingyun Fairy really a beautiful woman in the prosperous world?
"Lingyun Fairy".
"Lingyun Fairy".
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At this time, his ears were the most sinful, and Tang Tang covered his ears tightly with both hands. Try to suppress your anger, after all, the damage caused by brain-dead fans is everywhere.
County Yazhong.
"Behold, the world is as black as a crow. There is such a virtuous wife in the family. But I can't wait to see the woman outside. Take care of your carrots!"
The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional.
Although Fluttershy says that she is helping Fan Jian and earning 10,000 taels. But Momo was obviously a little moved when she heard Shangguan Xue say this.
"Or, let's take a look together." Shangguan Xue suggested.
The three of them then changed into men's clothes.
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I listened to his voice, but I didn't see him.
For 10,000 taels, you can only wait in the dark.
Long...
A very melodic and rhythmic piece keeps coming from afar.
"Here comes the fairy".
I don't know which big mouth said a word.
There was no one at the scene!
So awesome? Can you listen to it and be silent?
I didn't believe it when I was killed before, but now I am immersive, and I have to believe it. Of course, I admire these brain-dead fans even more for being so qualified.
After the song reaches everyone's ears.
A large, fancy looking ship slowly sailed in. And it stopped firmly in people's sight.
Inside the boat, a woman dressed in gorgeous clothes, covering her face, held a harp. There was a maid full of aura beside him, and several bodyguards with extraordinary bearing around him.
Seeing this, there is nothing to say. After all, it's the same in my hometown. There are few assistants when you go out, and you don't bring a few bodyguards. Then it's not called a star, it doesn't matter how many lines it has, in short, it's the standard.
"On behalf of Miss, I would like to thank North County for its hospitality. The following lady will play a solo song. As long as the talented and beautiful women on the scene make poems that conform to the meaning of the song, the final winner can have an hour of tea time with the young lady." After speaking, the maid bowed to everyone.
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Although for Tang Tang, who has incomplete tones, listening to the tune can have its unique charm. It seems to let the whole heart flow into it, and it is indeed a good song. It's just that why do you always feel a little pathetic?
Soon the song was over, and the audience applauded.
"This song can only exist in the sky, and it is rare to find a masterpiece in the world."
"The song enters the hearts of the people, and every sentence involves the soul of the people".
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One after another, quatrains were sent on the spot. Helplessly, the woman shook her head one by one.
"Momo, why don't you make a sentence"? Seeing that no one at the scene made a poem that satisfied the woman, he wanted Momo to compose a poem. In case the other party is satisfied, wouldn't it be so that one guy can pounce on the air. Why not?
"The song is in life, and the song is helpless". Momo said loudly.
When the woman heard this, she looked at Momo. Eventually, he shook his head.
Tang Tang also looked at Momo, and at this time, he couldn't recognize the women dressed as men.
The sentence just now is already the artistic conception that can best integrate into this song on the scene. It's not even a masterpiece. This left everyone in silence.
"Brother Tang, it's time for you to appear." Fan Jian's face was full of anticipation.
"Qu... Poem... Meaning... That's right". Tang Tang had a flash of inspiration and slapped himself on the head.
"It seems that it should be the Xiang Guild that makes the artistic conception that best fits this song." Momo said regretfully.
"Cut, which guy do you believe? Why do I think that his poems are not as good as yours for a while?" Shangguan Xue said deliberately.
Seeing that no one was answering at the scene, the woman motioned for the maid to leave.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Miss is unwell today. That's all for today, and I'll see you later."
I have to say that it is quite a big step down for everyone. In Tang Tang's view, this woman's behavior is not only wise, but also emotionally intelligent.
"I don't know what the song means when I hear it at first time".
"Listen to it again, it's already a person in the song."
"The thoughts in the song are still there".
"I don't see the person in my dreams".
As soon as this poem came out. The woman stood up suddenly.
"Sure enough, if Xianggong's talent is used in the right way, he will definitely soar to the sky one day." Momo said in her heart.
And Shangguan Xue stomped his feet angrily.
"Brother Tang is a good poem, a good poem!" Fan Jiandu said with a look of praise.
"Poetry? Idiot. This is the song. "I despise Fan Jian in my heart.
If it is known by netizens in the 21st century, it is estimated that the keyboard warrior must have no skin on the Tang Tang body. The reason why it is blatant is also strength. It's just the strength of others. Besides, I didn't say that I couldn't copy it.
Tang Tang deserves to be envious, jealous and hateful by everyone.
The eyes can't eat people, and the most important thing is to see the woman's moved, and the 10,000 taels are estimated to fall into the small pocket properly.
"Childe, please get on board". The maid said.
"Can you get on the boat for me?"
What?
If everyone's eyes can kill, then Tang Tang's whole body is estimated to be full of holes.
"It seems that Xianggong is just earning silver tickets." Momo said.
Shangguan Xue finally stopped stomping.
There are single dogs around, and it is estimated that 10,000 grass and mud horses flew over Tang Tang's head.
"No, you cannot". The maid said angrily. There are still people who don't want to live with their own young lady. It's either weird or there's something wrong.
A no, let Tang Tang fall into thinking.
didn't let Fan Jian get on the ship, so naturally he couldn't do a good job. Brother is credible. Otherwise, who will find me to do business in the future!
"Can you bring someone aboard?"
The crowd blurred again.
Shameless!
"Yes".
Hearing the maid say yes, everyone no longer believed their ears. There has never been two people who can drink tea together with Lingyun Fairy. Today I actually made an exception for a little kid?
"Bring the silver ticket". Tang Tang looked at Fan Jian with a smug expression.
Fan Jian was willing to vote for Tang Tang with 10,000 taels of silver votes
When the two of them boarded the big boat, the big boat was out of sight. And they all departed.
"Cher, let's go too. Why do you keep stomping your feet today"?
"It's okay, foot cramps". Shangguan Xue looked at the back of the big ship leaving.
"The two sons are good, the little girl Lingyun. Please taste the little girl's handiwork."
This figure!
Even Tang Tang, who was as calm as a dog, looked envious.
Fan Jian stared directly at Ling Yun, swallowing saliva from time to time.
"Lingyun Fairy, I like you. Marry me!"
Ay!
Straight man of steel! Or stainless steel.
"Sister is not strange, he is very excited to see his sister, and he leaked his mouth for a while. When you look at his excited hands, you know how powerful his trembling heart is." Tang Tang hurriedly said.
hasn't seen the true face yet, after all, Fan Jian is so happy to give the silver ticket, and he has to be as satisfied with him as much as he says.
Ling Yun was used to it, and naturally there was no emotion on his face.
"Childe is so humorous". Ling Yun smiled politely.
"My sister should be two years older than me, my sister doesn't dislike it, just call me Brother Tang." In fact, Ling Yun is at least twice as old. Just to avoid embarrassment. That's why it's said that it's two years older.
"Brother Tang"?
"Well, since my sister calls me brother, it's naturally not an outsider. My brother has a reluctant request, I don't know if my sister chooses to be satisfied"?
Big ghosts? Actually routines themselves? Ling Yun was visibly surprised.
"You say".
"Listen to my sister's voice and look at her body. I really want to see my sister's true face".
So straightforward!
Ling Yun was surprised, but still took off his veil.
When the veil was just taken off, the delicate facial features were revealed.
Fan Jian spurted blood on the spot and passed out.
"Brother Li, come in and take a look at this son." A bodyguard immediately looked at Fan Jian, who rolled his eyes but fell to the ground with a smile on his face.
Looking at Fan Jian, he really lost his brother's old face.
"Miss, this son is fine, it's just that the blood supply is insufficient, just sleep."
Fan Jian was carried out of the big boat.
The remaining two talked for an hour.
After saying goodbye to Lingyun.
"Fortunately, my brother is a child, otherwise I guess I would be the same as Fan Jian. There is still such a best of the best in the world, it is really the world's big, and there are no wonders. Tang Tang sighed all the way.
Early in the morning.
Look at the wet on the bed, and then look at your pants.
Extremely speechless to himself.
I actually wet the bed!
"Uncle, get up and have breakfast." As always, Fluttershy doesn't arrive, but the voice arrives first.
Tang Tang was so frightened that he hurriedly nested in the bed.
"Uncle, the sun is shining on your buttocks. Why are you still under the covers". As he spoke, he went to pull the quilt.
"Uncle, what's the smell? Could it be ......" Fluttershy looks at the bed and gets wet.
"Kids, you know. Don't talk to them."
Fluttershy keeps nodding in response.
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During breakfast.
Several people had mocking eyes in their eyes.
"Drink less water at night". The old man is humane.
"Lack of oil and eat more greasy vegetables". Mother-in-law said.
"Xianggong, have you been under a lot of pressure to study lately"?
"What does stress have to do with bedwetting"? The old man's population is fast.
There is no such thing as an impermeable wall.
A woman's mouth is also a deceitful ghost.
The first generation of fame actually fell on the second child.