Chapter 289: Miscalculation
Fang Xuanling was eating green vegetables, but Leng Feng mentioned eating locusts, and Lao Fang looked at the green vegetables and associated them with locusts for no reason.
I almost threw up on the spot!
"Ahem, Gong Xiguo, locust......... Can you eat it? ”
It's hard to imagine how a man can eat locusts.
"You can eat it, you can eat it by roasting it over a fire, and it's rich in protein, oh, it's about the same as eating two eggs."
"This ...... Vomit! ”
Lao Fang couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach, but he knew that this was the Imperial Front, so he held it outside the restaurant before throwing it out.
Li Shimin looked at Fang Xuanling, who was stumbling, and couldn't help but smile: "In the end, it is a literati, just eating locusts, I was besieged by Dou Jiande's army and waiting for rescue, and when the grain and grass were exhausted, even the frogs in the pond had eaten." ”
Li Xiaogong also knocked on the table with chopsticks and said, "Your Majesty has also eaten?" Isn't it delicious? ”
Before Li Shimin could speak, Li Jing said: "It's not just delicious, if it's carefully baked, it's a superb!" ”
"Uh......... Vomit! ”
Wei Zheng, who was still calm just now, couldn't help it, overturned the chair and ran out with his mouth covered, and the sound of vomiting came from just out of the restaurant.
Leng Feng pouted, a good feast turned into an exchange meeting for picas, really!
Li Shimin nodded: "It's really delicious, I originally thought it was an illusion caused by being hungry, but I didn't expect you to eat it too." ”
Li Jing said helplessly: "Leading troops to fight, there is always a situation where there is not enough food and grass, and I am hungry and anxious, except for human flesh, people, I can eat anything!" ”
At this time, Lao Li, who had been insisting, couldn't help it, he had strong endurance, and he knew that he would bow his hand to Li Shimin, and then left the restaurant very elegantly.
"Tut-tut, no one has ever experienced the world!"
Li Shimin picked up a pill and threw it into his mouth, and suddenly turned his head to look at Leng Feng: "Gong Xi Guo, what have you eaten that is difficult to swallow?" ”
Leng Feng didn't want to continue this topic, but when Li Shimin asked, he could only think about it: "If you want to say the most difficult thing to swallow, earthworms?" ”
"Forehead ........."
"Forehead ........."
"Forehead ........."
Li Shimin and the three of them took a bite of food together, and then stretched out their thumbs to Leng Feng in unison! This is the ruthless man!
Fang Xuanling and Wei Zheng vomited enough, and then rubbed their pale faces and entered the restaurant.
"Gong Xi Guo, how can you mention those things during the feast? The old man made a fool of himself! ”
Leng Feng said helplessly: "I'm talking about serious things, who let you take the initiative to ask." ”
Wei Zheng took a sip of water, calmed his breath a little, and said helplessly: "It's not used to being with you military people, especially Your Majesty, no matter what you say, you are also the Ninety-Five Supreme, and it is better to mention the ugly things in the old days." ”
Wei Zheng, who was under the court, rarely played with Li Shimin, and Li Shimin didn't care too much about Wei Zheng's words, just nodded and continued to chew his meatballs.
The next day, the entire Guanzhong government began to put up a notice of "stop farming", indicating why the government had extended the people's spring ploughing, and also marked various precautions for dealing with the locust plague.
One of the most important is that "the people who have no surplus food, the old and weak, women and children can go to the scattered grain points of the generals of the court, or the scattered grain points of the imperial court to receive relief for free, while the young and strong need to catch locusts, take them to the insect collection points in the upper floors of the world, and exchange the locusts for grain or copper coins and silk cloth." ”
After an elderly man figured out the content of the notice, he pointed in the direction of Chang'an and scolded: "What kind of Xiguo Gong is sick!" What a plague of locusts! Why didn't the old man see it! Even if there is a plague of locusts, how can you catch locusts! Don't you be afraid of the locust god to sin! ”
In their opinion, the behavior of Leng Feng, the Duke of the Kingdom of Yiguo, who called on the people to catch locusts, was a crime and a provocation to heaven.
When the locust plague starts, people should endure the disaster from God, and the more they resist, the more angry God will become!
Looking at the information transmitted from the four intelligence points, Leng Feng rubbed his head, the common people of feudal society! Poisoned by feudal ideology for too long, since the birth of the idea of "heavenly power of the monarch", the people have been imprisoned by their own hearts.
It is appropriate for the emperor to rule the world, because they are all sons of heaven, and it is appropriate for high-ranking officials and dignitaries to enjoy a rich life, because they are blessed, and it is better to work in the land honestly.
The phrase "the prince will have a kind of Xiangning" gradually became the ink in the book, and no one mentioned it anymore.
This also led to the fact that in the history of China, only three or two emperors from the Han Dynasty rose from the peasants.
The more famous is Zhu Yuanzhang, the Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, who became an emperor from a cowherd baby, and Li Zicheng, a king of Chuang, but it ended before entering the capital without a full moon.
Lao Li was very curious about why the master rubbed his temples, and asked worriedly, "Master, what's wrong with you?" ”
Leng Feng nodded to the intelligence: "Thousands of calculations, in the end, I still forgot the reaction of the people, the people of several counties ignored the announcement of the imperial court and insisted on farming, and you, my lord, are now about to become the characters that everyone shouts and beats!" ”
"Everybody's shouting and fighting? You? ”
Lao Li was a little confused, the world was open to the opening of the world to exchange locusts for money and food, this is a great good deed, why don't the people understand?
"No, sir, we have done countless good deeds downstairs in the world, how can you not get to the point where everyone shouts and beats."
For Lao Li's words, Leng Feng could only smile bitterly.
Two people, one doing good all day long, the other doing evil all day long. Indeed, they will praise those who do good and denounce those who do evil. Over time, if a person who does good all day long does evil, then people will accuse him, and the status that he has accumulated by doing good deeds will plummet, and few people will remember his previous good deeds.
And if the evil doer, if he does a good deed, people will continue to accuse him of "pretending", but there will be a small number of people who praise him for starting to change his ways.
This is the norm, it is difficult to establish a person's image, but the collapse will be a momentary thing.
Huang Zerui, who was in charge of guarding the door today, hurriedly ran in and said to Leng Feng: "Boss, it's not good, many county orders in Guanzhong have come, and they all said that they want to see you, and they want you to give them an explanation, and give the people an explanation." ”
Leng Feng said impatiently: "What are they doing when they come in!" Tell them, hurry up and get out, Lao Tzu is recuperating from his injuries, afraid of wind, light and water, if he gets entangled again, he will break their legs! ”
Lao Li muttered, "That's not good.........
Leng Feng tore up the love newspaper and threw it into the trash, and said helplessly: "When dealing with literati, you can't be reasonable, it makes sense to come horizontally." ”
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